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I really dislike Laci but every dude I discuss this with wants to motorboat dem' fine ass tittes and money shot her large forehead.

Honestly, jealous.

Ain't no shame in it.

Such is life. The female equivalent is Hugh Jackman. We know he is retarded, but wanna grind one out on his face.

I can't like Hugh Jackman because my mum has a major crush on him, and it'd be weird if we liked the same guys.

Why not, though? You both like your dad.

irrefutable

not like that! lol

Bussy or gtfo normie

i'm a grill

Marry me then and make me normie again.

ok sure.

btw before we get married why aren't you normie

I'm single and own a cat unironically.

Also I haven't dated in the past 2 years and my normie card expired.

I do have a job and my own place. I shower every day. I try to be funny. I'm told I give good hugs.

Well I love cats and hate bad smells so you don't sound too bad :p

All the best finding a girl, I hope you find someone nice!

B-b-but... I fell in love with you

Lol I know mate. Sometimes it feels like you'll never meet another random alt account and fall in love again. But you know what? As soon as you don't expect it, it just happens. And it's magic.

Got rejected on reddit, whelp......

time to finally kill myself

Not sure if you're serious lol

If you're sad and you want to chat feel free to ping me

Naw, too late. He killed himself now. The weight of another rejection crushed whatever remained of his soul.

RIP.

Normies kill everything they touch.

If you're sad and you want to chat feel free to ping me

I'm a doctor and the only way you can save his life is to send him nudes.

And

Is he retarded? All I know about him is Wolverine and Les Mis.

...Yes. Yes he is.

The vocal fry kills it for me. Thank Allah for mute.

Her mumpet look kills it for me, tbh

She is objectively a qt even though she can be annoying and (puts on blue wig and horn-rimmed glasses) !problematic!.

Am dude; can confirm.

I don't know if it's her glasses or what, but she looks retarded. Maybe it's because she's a Mormon or moron or whatever.

Mormon

moron

Same thing mate

BAZINGA

It's the basketball head. You just wanna dunk it.

In bleach

I kind of wanted to downvote this at first, but it's so strange and surreal that I won't, just for the novelty.

No one cares about your reddit voting.

Look at this fucking edgelord

You must be quite insecure, calling everyone and everything edgy.

She looks retarded hot, tbh. I thought that before, I thought that now.

Do you honestly give a shit how smart they are? Hair, eyes, lips and tits, ass and hips. Little else really matters, 'cept that you don't ever feel like murdering them, and they don't want to murder you.

what an odd face. who is this talking pumpkin?

It doesn't look too bad when it's sucking a dick. But yeah as soon as words come out... NO THANKS

Again with the "feeling" language, you'd think they'd have learned to stop saying this by now. People don't feel that there are two genders, they think there are two genders. They think it because of the overwhelming evidence that there are two genders.

But how many lights are there, Picard? How many lights?

Source?

According to Michael Heseltine the Fourth Reich is here and it's called the European Union. The best part is that he's fiercely in favour of the EU.

She has a massive head.

I'm waiting for the day Laci Green joined Sam Hyde in one of his monthly shootings.

Sam's busy touring Europe right now. Last I heard he was working as a van driver in the UK.

So, who started dicking her that got her to chill tf out?

Rumor has it its Chris Ray Gun.

No rumour they've confirmed it

rumour

Kys

Thought he was getting banged by that Slovenian barbara4u2c

Remember my words. And i have already said it before. This chick is gonna be full on alt right Trump support in a years time. Remember when she goes all "ironically racist" you all niggas are gonna say, oh shit that handsome and funny garfton29 was right.