**PART 2** Chinese girl asks /r/hapas for parenting advice, /u/EurasianTiger has a complete meltdown

46  2017-06-22 by Shark_life

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After /u/dnaabox caused a disaster equivalent to the 2011 Japanese Tōhoku Earthquake on /r/Hapas, /u/THE_REAL_ODB decided to notify his brothers by reposting the thread on /r/aznidentity, immediately causing a massive tsunami of Asian manlet tears as the butthurt intensifies.

In an effort to calm the storm, our brave heroine /u/dnaabox attempts to provide an in-depth explanation of her views.

Will she be successful in placating the angry Asian manlet army?

Or will her efforts further aggravate their sore Asian bussies?

Stay tuned.

37 comments

/u/dnaabox

nice jugs, bae. Are those Ds?

Gone ;-;

Damn, I missed it.

No mirror?

Is gone :(

Did anybody save this?

I'd also like to add that the only real war that America can really claim victory is the Mexican-American War. All the other wars going forward, they were just passive participants. And all the other wars they were active participants, they lost! Where is this might is right sht. Clearly they didn't look at their own track record. Annie Lus, Uncle Jeongs coming in and eating all their propaganda sht like the rats that they are.

u/psylee123 I'm really sorry that white men fuck asian women better than any of you gooblygooks ever could, but its the cold hard truth. Looking at statistics, most asian woman already know the only good fucking they're going to get is outside their race. Buying into your commie overlord alternative history books isn't going to change that. It just makes you look extremely retarded.

You should just accept the fact that asian woman just won't be satisfied with your tiny little pencil dick, no matter how much you "lift", lol. Why the hell do you sperg out so much over asian women getting their wet pussies pounded by mayos and chocolate nuggets? Projecting insecurities?

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Can't tell if this is great pasta copy or a terribly diseased BAC vomit.

This is the fucking Infinite Jest of copypasta

no matter how much you "lift"

True, muscles alone won't get you laid

You should just accept the fact that asian woman just won't be satisfied with your tiny little pencil dick

Although Asian women might not date them, I've seen Asian guys do really well with Latinas, Redheads, Blondes, Redbones, Sistas...

They typically have well-paying careers, are tall, have cool haircuts, athletic builds, and a swaggering confidence to boot, like this guy [Trigger Warning]

Also everyone likes anime and manga right?

Anime and manga is the Opium of the 21st Century. Take one look at an anime addict, and you'll see for yourself the damage it has not just on the mind, but the body too.

Man, before I watched my first animu, I was fit, confident and well-read. I was never a ladies man per se, but I had my moments of suave.

But then, I gave Sword Art Online a try. At first, I didn't understand. And then, just as Kirito-kun-chan slowly became more and more kawaii, I realized that what I needed in life was a best grill to become my waifu. Seeing アスカ made my ハート go doki-doki and I wanted 先輩 to notice me. これが、1998年、人道主義者が人類を細胞に投げ入れ、アナウンサーのテーブルで16フィートを暴落させたという事実からあなたをそらさせてはいけません

It's time for us to stage an intervention, and check you into rehab. You will experience cold turkey and withdrawal symptoms as your body rids itself of its anime dependency, but you're not alone. Millions of sufferers stand in solidarity with you.

I know this is tough, but we can do this together.

I'm /u/outsider_ chan, what I suddenly burst out singing the NGE opening in public due to withdrawal?

It is normal to suffer withdrawal symptoms. In fact, singing the NGE anthem is a particularly mild one. Extensive research has shown that anime addicts are at their most violent when their waifu pillows are taken away from them.

Is-is it normal for me to abuse my waifu pillow? Cos I beat that pussy up on the regular

Yes, it is commonplace to see signs of abuse on the waifu pillows we confiscate. These pillows tend to be riddled with tiny circular shaped holes of no more than 10mm in diameter; clear signs that the addict has repeatedly attempted intercourse with his pillow. Some hardcore addicts spend most of their earnings on replacing their pillows as a result of the heavy abuse rendering their waifus unrecognizable.

So she's:

  • an asian woman
  • cultural mayo
  • not interested in their bullshit
  • has big boobs

These guys are gonna go through a cycle of crying, REEEEEing, and furious fapping several times tonight.

The word cycle implies these won't be simultaneous activities.

  • has big boobs

Source?

Your cynicism isn't appreciated here famalam

Pic was removed. Got mirror?

Damn I missed it too.

Oh snap there were pics involved?? Asian titty pics?

Well not naked but clothed big titties.

I'm not picky

Me neither but I was 12 hours too late and you even worse.

What happened to your family?

/u/afclu13 /u/DistortedLines

SS physician Dr. Werner Haase recommended Hitler the "pistol-and-poison method" of combining a dose of cyanide with a gunshot to the head as the most reliable method of suicide, and I believe Pajeet followed suit.

His final words are, however, not too impressive.

Seems like the poor guy has ran out of ideas and decided to do the honorable thing.

All good things end too soon.

Bit of a shame, I was enjoying watching you guys go back-and-forth.

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Where is your Aryan grandad? Did he commit suicide out of shame?

SS physician Dr. Werner Haase recommended Hitler the "pistol-and-poison method" of combining a dose of cyanide with a gunshot to the head as the most reliable method of suicide, and I believe Pajeet followed suit.

His final words are, however, not too impressive.

Seems like the poor guy has ran out of ideas and decided to do the honorable thing.

/u/dnaabox

I am an extrovert, I am blunt, and if I think I am right, I will most certainly argue why I am. I am considered "one of the guys."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPDEy-iElmk

Bahaha.

Can you repost that pic of your huge tits?

Anyone have an archive of her thread? It's deleted