**PART 2** Chinese girl asks /r/hapas for parenting advice, /u/EurasianTiger has a complete meltdown
46 2017-06-22 by Shark_life
After /u/dnaabox caused a disaster equivalent to the 2011 Japanese Tōhoku Earthquake on /r/Hapas, /u/THE_REAL_ODB decided to notify his brothers by reposting the thread on /r/aznidentity, immediately causing a massive tsunami of Asian manlet tears as the butthurt intensifies.
In an effort to calm the storm, our brave heroine /u/dnaabox attempts to provide an in-depth explanation of her views.
Will she be successful in placating the angry Asian manlet army?
Or will her efforts further aggravate their sore Asian bussies?
Stay tuned.
37 comments
n/a SmurfPrivilege 2017-06-22
pic of dnaabox (with face hidden).
n/a Shark_life 2017-06-22
/u/dnaabox
nice jugs, bae. Are those Ds?
n/a sloppies 2017-06-22
Gone ;-;
n/a lickedTators 2017-06-22
Damn, I missed it.
n/a DoctorMort 2017-06-22
No mirror?
n/a BigDaddy_Delta 2017-06-22
Is gone :(
n/a OniTan 2017-06-22
Did anybody save this?
n/a kothmingow 2017-06-22
u/psylee123 I'm really sorry that white men fuck asian women better than any of you gooblygooks ever could, but its the cold hard truth. Looking at statistics, most asian woman already know the only good fucking they're going to get is outside their race. Buying into your commie overlord alternative history books isn't going to change that. It just makes you look extremely retarded.
You should just accept the fact that asian woman just won't be satisfied with your tiny little pencil dick, no matter how much you "lift", lol. Why the hell do you sperg out so much over asian women getting their wet pussies pounded by mayos and chocolate nuggets? Projecting insecurities?
n/a [deleted] 2017-06-22
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n/a Prysorra 2017-06-22
I need help after reading this
n/a lickedTators 2017-06-22
Can't tell if this is great pasta copy or a terribly diseased BAC vomit.
n/a AyyKay47 2017-06-22
This is the fucking Infinite Jest of copypasta
n/a outsider_ 2017-06-22
True, muscles alone won't get you laid
Although Asian women might not date them, I've seen Asian guys do really well with Latinas, Redheads, Blondes, Redbones, Sistas...
They typically have well-paying careers, are tall, have cool haircuts, athletic builds, and a swaggering confidence to boot, like this guy [Trigger Warning]
n/a ownersinc 2017-06-22
Also everyone likes anime and manga right?
n/a outsider_ 2017-06-22
Anime and manga is the Opium of the 21st Century. Take one look at an anime addict, and you'll see for yourself the damage it has not just on the mind, but the body too.
n/a ownersinc 2017-06-22
Man, before I watched my first animu, I was fit, confident and well-read. I was never a ladies man per se, but I had my moments of suave.
But then, I gave Sword Art Online a try. At first, I didn't understand. And then, just as Kirito-kun-chan slowly became more and more kawaii, I realized that what I needed in life was a best grill to become my waifu. Seeing アスカ made my ハート go doki-doki and I wanted 先輩 to notice me. これが、1998年、人道主義者が人類を細胞に投げ入れ、アナウンサーのテーブルで16フィートを暴落させたという事実からあなたをそらさせてはいけません
n/a outsider_ 2017-06-22
It's time for us to stage an intervention, and check you into rehab. You will experience cold turkey and withdrawal symptoms as your body rids itself of its anime dependency, but you're not alone. Millions of sufferers stand in solidarity with you.
I know this is tough, but we can do this together.
n/a ownersinc 2017-06-22
I'm /u/outsider_ chan, what I suddenly burst out singing the NGE opening in public due to withdrawal?
n/a outsider_ 2017-06-22
It is normal to suffer withdrawal symptoms. In fact, singing the NGE anthem is a particularly mild one. Extensive research has shown that anime addicts are at their most violent when their waifu pillows are taken away from them.
n/a ownersinc 2017-06-22
Is-is it normal for me to abuse my waifu pillow? Cos I beat that pussy up on the regular
n/a outsider_ 2017-06-22
Yes, it is commonplace to see signs of abuse on the waifu pillows we confiscate. These pillows tend to be riddled with tiny circular shaped holes of no more than 10mm in diameter; clear signs that the addict has repeatedly attempted intercourse with his pillow. Some hardcore addicts spend most of their earnings on replacing their pillows as a result of the heavy abuse rendering their waifus unrecognizable.
n/a Miguk_Saram 2017-06-22
So she's:
These guys are gonna go through a cycle of crying, REEEEEing, and furious fapping several times tonight.
n/a AntiLuke 2017-06-22
The word cycle implies these won't be simultaneous activities.
n/a PM-ME-YOUR-UNDERARMS 2017-06-22
Source?
n/a ownersinc 2017-06-22
Your cynicism isn't appreciated here famalam
n/a PM-ME-YOUR-UNDERARMS 2017-06-22
Pic was removed. Got mirror?
n/a JewDrunk 2017-06-22
Damn I missed it too.
n/a Denny_Craine 2017-06-22
Oh snap there were pics involved?? Asian titty pics?
n/a JewDrunk 2017-06-22
Well not naked but clothed big titties.
n/a Denny_Craine 2017-06-22
I'm not picky
n/a JewDrunk 2017-06-22
Me neither but I was 12 hours too late and you even worse.
n/a DistortedLines 2017-06-22
What happened to your family?
n/a Shark_life 2017-06-22
/u/afclu13 /u/DistortedLines
SS physician Dr. Werner Haase recommended Hitler the "pistol-and-poison method" of combining a dose of cyanide with a gunshot to the head as the most reliable method of suicide, and I believe Pajeet followed suit.
His final words are, however, not too impressive.
Seems like the poor guy has ran out of ideas and decided to do the honorable thing.
n/a afclu13 2017-06-22
All good things end too soon.
n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-06-22
Bit of a shame, I was enjoying watching you guys go back-and-forth.
n/a [deleted] 2017-06-22
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n/a afclu13 2017-06-22
Where is your Aryan grandad? Did he commit suicide out of shame?
n/a Shark_life 2017-06-22
SS physician Dr. Werner Haase recommended Hitler the "pistol-and-poison method" of combining a dose of cyanide with a gunshot to the head as the most reliable method of suicide, and I believe Pajeet followed suit.
His final words are, however, not too impressive.
Seems like the poor guy has ran out of ideas and decided to do the honorable thing.
n/a OniTan 2017-06-22
/u/dnaabox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPDEy-iElmk
n/a DnaAbox 2017-06-22
Bahaha.
n/a OniTan 2017-06-22
Can you repost that pic of your huge tits?
n/a Denny_Craine 2017-06-22
Anyone have an archive of her thread? It's deleted