Cargo Shorts Appreciation Thread

37  2017-06-23 by [deleted]

It has been literally never since last time we had one of these, and what better time to appreciate this wonderful garment than during the years hottest season?

Say something nice about cargo shorts, tell us about what you keep in your numerous pockets and finally how much pussy they have helped you slay!

35 comments

Fuck you.

N-no fuck you.

the years hottest season

It's winter in Straya, mate

>implying anyone cares about kangaroo fuckers

Yep, so perfect shorts weather.

Kill yourself.

No u

Post bussy

You're a coward, there's no other way to say it, you're a complete and utter coward. That's the only way to describe someone that posts the way you do.

YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SHIT ON YOU? THEN FINE, YOU HAVE TO POST SOMETHING TO SHIT ON

All you're posts are utter drivel that I can't pay attention to past the first fucking word. The only thing exceptional about them is how unexceptional they are.

I thought this was a pasta, but it is apparently original, now my feelings are hurt and I need to lube my bussy. Hope you are happy.

Who needs cargo shorts when I can wear a Utilikit? http://www.utilikilts.com/ if you want your own.

Excuse me, this is a cargo shorts thread, I am sure it is easy to mix them up, you being a drama user and all, but please keep posts like this in the utilitikilt appreciation thread.

Thank you.

Stop gatekeeping

Nothing wrong with wearing Cargo Shorts if you're a homosexual like I am. They are quite convenient.

Interesting, how much bussy has it scored you? 🤔

They have lots of compartments for my collection of pocket bussys.

'It has been literally never since last time'

Were you having a stroke as you typed this?

I don't see the issue, there hs infact been no ther thread on this subject. Now post cargo shorts.

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Chinos tho

[There is no better](http://i.imgur.com/yf0Yxa7.jpg>

cargo shorts
cameo

you need to burn these.

What if someone wants to be invisible to both terrorists and women?

u never know when ur gonna have to engage in gorilla warfare

I keep a clipper lighter in one of my pockets. I don't even smoke.

I also collect lint and store it in the other pockets.

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edgiest comment I've seen today
kys too

:Thinking:

Literally wearing some right now. Come at me you effete MFAgs

Every pocket on my shorts is really just another shortcut to my sweet sweet bussy

I really enjoy cargo shorts but I like to complement it with a fanny pack.

cargo shorts are good for holding spare high capacity magazines

I'm just replying to this to say hi to the Feds who just put you on a watch list.

Hi guys!

Honestly I don't get the hate for cargo shorts. They make the ass look fat, what more could you want in a pair of shorts?

They hide the knee and obscure the shape of the thigh, just as Allah intended.

I prefer sports shorts.. But a good pair of cargos look really nice and can be comfortable too.

People who wear shorts as a choice need to face capital punishment.