Cargo Shorts Appreciation Thread
37 2017-06-23 by [deleted]
It has been literally never since last time we had one of these, and what better time to appreciate this wonderful garment than during the years hottest season?
Say something nice about cargo shorts, tell us about what you keep in your numerous pockets and finally how much pussy they have helped you slay!
35 comments
n/a Norci 2017-06-23
Fuck you.
n/a Gunryk 2017-06-23
N-no fuck you.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-06-23
It's winter in Straya, mate
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-06-23
>implying anyone cares about kangaroo fuckers
n/a nanonan 2017-06-23
Yep, so perfect shorts weather.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-06-23
Kill yourself.
n/a Gunryk 2017-06-23
No u
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-06-23
Post bussy
n/a RamboButGayer 2017-06-23
You're a coward, there's no other way to say it, you're a complete and utter coward. That's the only way to describe someone that posts the way you do.
YOU WANT PEOPLE TO SHIT ON YOU? THEN FINE, YOU HAVE TO POST SOMETHING TO SHIT ON
All you're posts are utter drivel that I can't pay attention to past the first fucking word. The only thing exceptional about them is how unexceptional they are.
n/a Gunryk 2017-06-23
I thought this was a pasta, but it is apparently original, now my feelings are hurt and I need to lube my bussy. Hope you are happy.
n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-06-23
Who needs cargo shorts when I can wear a Utilikit? http://www.utilikilts.com/ if you want your own.
n/a Gunryk 2017-06-23
Excuse me, this is a cargo shorts thread, I am sure it is easy to mix them up, you being a drama user and all, but please keep posts like this in the utilitikilt appreciation thread.
Thank you.
n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-06-23
Stop gatekeeping
n/a delethotheads 2017-06-23
Nothing wrong with wearing Cargo Shorts if you're a homosexual like I am. They are quite convenient.
n/a Gunryk 2017-06-23
Interesting, how much bussy has it scored you? 🤔
n/a 80BAIT08 2017-06-23
They have lots of compartments for my collection of pocket bussys.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-06-23
'It has been literally never since last time'
Were you having a stroke as you typed this?
n/a Gunryk 2017-06-23
I don't see the issue, there hs infact been no ther thread on this subject. Now post cargo shorts.
n/a SperglockHolmes 2017-06-23
Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me. Oh, you think you can do better, huh? I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole! He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of---- I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad.
n/a shaneoffline 2017-06-23
Chinos tho
n/a a_normal_human 2017-06-23
[There is no better](http://i.imgur.com/yf0Yxa7.jpg>
n/a snallygaster 2017-06-23
cargo shorts
cameo
you need to burn these.
n/a bleasehalb 2017-06-23
What if someone wants to be invisible to both terrorists and women?
n/a Whatafuxup 2017-06-23
u never know when ur gonna have to engage in gorilla warfare
n/a Notthehalf 2017-06-23
I keep a clipper lighter in one of my pockets. I don't even smoke.
I also collect lint and store it in the other pockets.
n/a glmox 2017-06-23
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-23
edgiest comment I've seen today
kys too
n/a Gunryk 2017-06-23
:Thinking:
n/a 091091091 2017-06-23
Literally wearing some right now. Come at me you effete MFAgs
n/a lifesbrink 2017-06-23
Every pocket on my shorts is really just another shortcut to my sweet sweet bussy
n/a boyoyoyoyong 2017-06-23
I really enjoy cargo shorts but I like to complement it with a fanny pack.
n/a EvanHarper 2017-06-23
https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/766081373522255872
n/a Whatafuxup 2017-06-23
cargo shorts are good for holding spare high capacity magazines
n/a crefakis 2017-06-23
I'm just replying to this to say hi to the Feds who just put you on a watch list.
Hi guys!
n/a _Norm_ 2017-06-23
Honestly I don't get the hate for cargo shorts. They make the ass look fat, what more could you want in a pair of shorts?
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-06-23
They hide the knee and obscure the shape of the thigh, just as Allah intended.
n/a Cake_eater666 2017-06-23
I prefer sports shorts.. But a good pair of cargos look really nice and can be comfortable too.
n/a SovietWarfare 2017-06-23
People who wear shorts as a choice need to face capital punishment.