Quit putting toppings on your Pizza you fucking degenerates

0  2017-06-24 by CaliggyJack

You fucking heard me.

Other than Sauce, Cheese, Herbs, Spices, and the Bread, there shouldn't be a fucking thing on your pizza.

Anchovies, pepperoni, peppers? You sick fucks.

It completely takes away from the taste of pizza, why don't you just stick your face in a can of anchovies you'll get the same result without ruining fucking pizza. Pepperoni is already disgusting on its own but to put it on fucking pizza makes you worse than those fuckers who jack it to gay furry porn.

Simple fucking item and you shits just have to fucking ruin it with your additions and "Toppings". It's like you sat with your thumb up your ass and then said "Hmmm... This food is so good, how can I fuck it up!?"

Jesus why don't you just put your semen on it if you like your retarded toppings so fucking much. You're like the people past the age of 7 who still put fucking sprinkles on their ice cream. If you fucking love the pepperoni so much why don't you take the whole roll and just use it as your anal dildo.

Fucking ruining pizza with your degenerate food additions. Do you fucking even enjoy pizza? Or do you just get a sick kick out of completely not tasting the food you ordered.

And that goes for you fuckers eating those "Mediterranean" or "Pineapple" pizzas. Swear to God they need to make Labor camps specifically for you sick fucks.

25 comments

n/a  _Norm_ 2017-06-24

I-is this a pizzagate thread?

n/a  CaliggyJack 2017-06-24

Depends, do you like to put your fecal matter on Pizza like a fucking pychopath?

n/a  scatmunchies 2017-06-24

So you're saying you only like CP? You sick fuck.

n/a  CaliggyJack 2017-06-24

Found the Anchovies Pizza eater

n/a  scatmunchies 2017-06-24

Bruh, you just admitted you're a pedophile.

n/a  CondeTrocola 2017-06-24

And that goes for you fuckers eating those "Mediterranean" or "Pineapple" pizzas.

Pizza is literally Mediterranean.

n/a  CaliggyJack 2017-06-24

And you're literally fucking gay

n/a  LedinToke 2017-06-24

HEY FUCK U OP, UR A FAGGOT

n/a  CaliggyJack 2017-06-24

At least I don't put fetuses on my fucking pizza.

n/a  LedinToke 2017-06-24

i thot america free county i can put whatever i want on my pizza fuck u jabroni

n/a  CaliggyJack 2017-06-24

Doesn't mean you shouldn't be beaten up on the street for doing it

n/a  LedinToke 2017-06-24

i beat ur face jabroni

n/a  Crowsworth 2017-06-24

The Rock says put a fetus on your pizza, ya jabronis!

n/a  DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-06-24

Is this a spoof of the grilled cheese meme? 6.5/10 if so. 1/10 if not

n/a  bareballzthebitch 2017-06-24

Pepperoni, mushrooms, and olives. That is the perfect pizza combo. Chicken and white sauces do not belong on pizza. Pesto is OK, and Hawaiian sometimes.

Only cheese pizza? Are you 8 years old?

n/a  CaliggyJack 2017-06-24

Only cheese pizza? Are you who actually enjoys pizza unlike me?

FTFY

n/a  Honk4Tits 2017-06-24

Bacon and onions

n/a  cochnbahls 2017-06-24

We have a shop downtown that makes a crab rangoon pizza. Instead of pizza sauce it is cream cheese and the toppings are crab meat and wonton strips with sweet& sour drizzled on top. Best pizza ever

n/a  iceberglettuce1 2017-06-24

Who puts bread on their pizza?

n/a  CaliggyJack 2017-06-24

Who puts bread on their pizza?

Bout time someone made that quip

n/a  Hitlery_Clinton 2017-06-24

This is goddamn dumb

n/a  AlohaWarrior34 2017-06-24

Whatever you say, you fucking NAZI

n/a  CaliggyJack 2017-06-24

I'd rather be a Nazi than put toppings on my fucking Pizza.

n/a  AlohaWarrior34 2017-06-24

Hitler was nothing more than a fucking vegan pussy with a shit fetish.

n/a  ZevonsMutineer 2017-06-24

I'll do as I please.

n/a  Gothmog26 2017-06-24

I've already summoned the Knights of pineapple.

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n/a  SovietWarfare 2017-06-24

What about pepperoni? Are you so into eating crappy cheesy bread that you forgot the best part of the pizza? You must LOVE CHEESE YOU STUPID BASTARD! I HOPE YOU GO DIE ON A HOLE BECAUSE CHEESE ONLY OPTION IS A STUPID STUPID OPTION. Pepperoni is good and that's that!