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Now I don't think she will give a shit, but you do know that she could ban you out of spite......women always 'member.....ALWAYS

/u/phedre you always seemed kinda like the woman who makes out with her dog while sobbing uncontrollably because she's too goddman ugly and old to find anyone who wants to fuck her, but I'm genuinely sorry you died in such a tragic unforeseeable way. It's okay that you ruined r/drama. I forgive you. Rest in peace you cum-guzzling whore

are we sure this isn't /u/neon_needles?

I have it on good authority that it's /u/phedre. She hasn't commented in two days, you think that's a coincidence!?!! But i wouldn't be surprised if /u/neon_needles died in a similar cum-related accident. Probably from aids

Working on it. burp

nothing like a gold old cum burp

(not an ironic post, have experienced them only from eating my own and they're pretty nice)

I thought /u/neon_needles was a jungle Asian?

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 80%. (I'm a bot)

Japan's adult movie industry is today in mourning after reports that a popular actress has died in a tragic workplace accident while shooting a scene for an upcoming film.

Local media reported that the 23-year old actress - who remains unnamed due to Japanese laws requiring her next of kin to be formally notified first - died after drowning in semen while filming a scene involving at a studio in Tokyo's Shinjuku district.

According to a camera operator who witnessed the incident, the actress was filming a bukkake scene when the accident occurred.

Extended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: actor^#1 bukkake^#2 scene^#3 actress^#4 JAV^#5

Well he went out doing what he loved..

Suffocating

Asphyxiating

rip nip

Here's hoping. It's too bad it wasn't Malaysian porn, where life is cheap. They probably wouldn't have ever stopped filming. Just pull the fluffer off the bench. She's ready, coach!

rip nip

Snally!

Well they bombed Pearl Harbor, so it's understandable.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no.

"Germans?"

Forget it, he's rolling.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor

> not knowing Animal House

kys

think you have it backwards m8

fuck you

are they going to release the scene??

They better

>implying Phedre isn't going to die a virgin

>implying having 30 men attempt to ejaculate on your face makes you lose your virginity

So you're saying you're still a virgin

He's an r/Drama poster, duh.

That's ridiculous, I post here and haven't been a virgin since I was 5.

She died as she lived: quiet, meekly waiting for a man to give her permission to express herself.

she died doing what she loved. i guess god just needed another pocket pussy

"He tried to scoop as much of the semen out before starting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, but it was too late."

society was a mistake

Mouth-to-mouth on a choking victim? Home boy just wanted a snowball

society was a mistake.

men were the mistake.

Lol. GAY!

Hope he said no homo.

TIL what bukkake is.

how new are you to not know what bukkake is? After tentacles, it's the first weird-shit that Japan is infamous for

Meh, watching a woman get a facial isn't my thing.

it's about knowing what it is, not jerking off to it.

Like if someone showed you some anime titties, would you be TIL that too?

Why would I want to know what it is if my main aim is to get off? I don't jerk. I flick.

Bane?

Brb busy researching porn.

Still, porn lingo is like the third thing you learn after going on the internet.

Haha ok. I'm sorry I'm not up to date with Japanese porn lingo. Pretty shocking. Shame on me.

I can give you lessons on the subject, not to brag but I'm well-versed.

In private, or in public, whatever you prefer.

Why not. Send me the need-to-know TL;DR version.

...
You've just ruined my shitposting attempts because I don't know if you're shitposting back or being entirely honest.
Hope you're happy, you cruel woman.

I am. I have my reading list all sorted for tonight.

lol look at this Chad, not jerking it to anime titties

Not sure whether to laugh or cry.

Now you know how my parents feel.

They still love you.

Eeehhhhhhh.

I learned about bukkake from a book before I ever heard about it on the internet so I have a hard time believing someone today actually doesn't know what it is.

dude what

bukkake is like the third word i learned after i got unsupervised internet access

What can I say? I live a sheltered life. I don't research porn, I just flick the bean to it.

girls are weird

We sure are.

Please stop embarrassing women on the internet.

Never.

No, u

While flicking the bean is great n all, i much prefer scrubbing the flesh lettuce.

Are you literally 11?

12.

Reporting you to admins.

How'd that go?

Bukkake is a shit-tier fetish. Inserting eels in your orifices, that where it's at.

Yeah, but some people think non electric eels still count for something. Fucking normies.

"Tragically"

God damn it, now who will I cuck? /u/ultrashitpost? That fucker hasn't been fresh enough for a throat fucking in a long time. Who's bussy will I beat off to when PK isn't here to satiate my need for anal?

Just...... wow. My condolences to her family but ...... wow.

The dick life is a hard life

Local media reported that the 23-year old actress – who remains unnamed due to Japanese laws requiring her next of kin to be formally notified first – died after drowning in semen

thats a hell of a call for a mother to get

"Your daughter made it to the Guinness book of records!"

Your daughter made it to the Darwin Awards

Just send her the video TBQH.

men killing women

smh

But women killing men...?

yeah that's fine too

Yee

That's my fetish.

What a coincidence

White ones are fine.

i can sticky my great comments again ama

mods /r/ahs
mods /r/drama

:thinking:

Some people are bullies.
Get over it.           
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shut up tranny
you just got cyber bullied m9

oh shit it's you

:))

mod me nerd

Who even r u.

For my resume please google "Local autist collects every type of train; dresses them as anime characters CBN 7".

erotic & enticing

i'm basically famous

plus i gargled ur semen that one time we promised not to talk about so basically u owe me.

that one time we promised not to talk

and yet here u r talkin bout it

shhh bby is ok. Just give me that sweet distinguish button and this can all be talk of the past.

Why do I even exist

you're back!!

hi hru :)

Hi hru?

goodgood

its summer

I miss summers. Cherish it, kid.

Not as sticky as Phedre amirite?

How many stickies before you drown?

active in SRS

why

Some people like vanilla drama flavor, some like chocolate.

user reports:
1: why do you allow a L I T E R A L subhuman attention whore to be a mod? Fucking teens
1: delete your account
1: i see school is out

The butthurt is delicious tbh.

...but why?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

i heard he was a girl once but that's bull because he never spammed /r/dickgirls with attention whoring posts about how hard it is to have bewbs n fronthole. if u/phedre is kill IRL i'll be sad. he doesn't have bewbs n fronthole though so i'm just normal sad.

....what? I don’t get this.

It should have been me!

Died how she lived.

Is...this real?

Lol no

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Kink-shamed TO DEATH.

This is the saddest drama we've had in awhile I almost felt a twinge in my cold dead heart

Kudos to the guy that gave mouth to mouth, I would have pounded her on the back and considered it duty done.

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Phedre is still posting today