r/drama: I'm back, bitches.

Blacks do go into the woods to enjoy the outdoors through activities like hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, etc... But, blacks only make up about 13% of the population of America. Also, not many blacks actually go into the woods; only a very small percentage of them are active in the wild outdoors. Therefore, I suspect that of all of the humans that regularly go into the woods in North America, probably less than 1% of them are black.

Why bring this up? My point here is that Bigfoot is not used to seeing black folks. This may provoke certain responses by a Sasquatch when it sees a black person, such as:

Confusion;
Fear;
Trepidation; and
Curiosity

I believe that all of these are responses that can work to our advantage. All of these potential responses will cause a Bigfoot some amount of pause, and this slight pause may be the difference between getting off a kill shot and not.

The fact is, sasquatch does not regularly see black people. Chances are better than not that when a Squatch sees a black person that it will be the first time it has ever seen one. It may get scared and freak out, or it may stand there and stare.

As a practical matter I think that a technique worth trying is to take a black person on some hunts. See how the Squatch population reacts to the black person and take note. I am aware of no other groups that have tried this, so I will be very interested to see the results.

n/a Whatafuxup 2017-06-25

and this slight pause may be the difference between getting off a kill shot and not.

i like how it went from "lets prove he exists" to

"lets kill that fuckin ape"

n/a picoaggression 2017-06-25

/r/SasquatchAttacks/comments/6godmr/bigfoot_and_black_people/

n/a glmox 2017-06-25

Some believe that Sasquatch are something like forest ninjas: fast and stealthy.

thank you so much for bringing this into my life

n/a nanonan 2017-06-25

Myself, I'm much more "comfortable" with the idea of using radio-detonated high explosives by a spotter. But as a Squatch kill team on private land, this can also have adverse effects, notwithstanding that your hard-won supply of C4 has just created enough noise to alert the entire county to your presence. Honestly, being armed with suppressed weapons and portable high-powered sodium construction lights is probably the best bet. And a 37mm tear gas and flare launcher is a good idea too. The previous post "Pissing Off Sasquatch" was a stroke of brilliance. A few one gallons jugs of urine, left to ripen for a couple days in the sunlight and poured out in key transit and feeding areas, is like shining a huge Batman-like spotlight into the sky telling every Squatch for 50 miles that you just claimed "their" territory. But be ready for war, because they won't like that whatsoever. Let the games begin.

It's a goldmine.

n/a DannyLee90 2017-06-25

Are they just roleplaying, or are they using Sasquatch as a codeword for taking down the federal government?

n/a nanonan 2017-06-25

I think they're genuinely psychotic hilbillies that have probably already killed a hiker or two.

n/a nanonan 2017-06-25

He's right, there's nothing remotely racist about that. The racism is far from remote, it's actually quite explicit.

n/a AnnArchist 2017-06-25

I noticed you didn't mention swimming despite implying that there was a body of water in the woods.

n/a Whatafuxup 2017-06-25

who?

n/a FitAndDumb 2017-06-25

The fuck if I know

n/a justcool393 2017-06-25

You weren't kidding.

n/a phedre 2017-06-25

You're goddamn right.

n/a praemittias 2017-06-25

I want to see that whole list. You have to be pretty impressive to get banned from this place.

n/a TheRootinTootinPutin 2017-06-25

100 noodles alts

The occasional retard

More alts

It's probably p boring

n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-25

Stop mentioning Voldemort. He probably has Google Alerts set up for it. He's that autistic.

n/a squarefaces 2017-06-25

We both know he probably hatereads your u/ page so you're the real autist batsignal here

n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-25

I'm not saying Voldemort's name and he's too autistic to know I'm referring to him in a code than even a normie child could break.

n/a squarefaces 2017-06-25

I told you

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n/a AntiLuke 2017-06-25

So what you're saying is we need /u/theladyeve to post food drama here to create false positives?

n/a TheLadyEve 2017-06-25

Hey, I have my own sub for that now.

n/a AntiLuke 2017-06-25

I know, I'm subscribed.

n/a justcool393 2017-06-25

that and the people who get auto-banned for a day for posting NP links

n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-06-25

lol that's a thing?

n/a justcool393 2017-06-25

Yup. It says so on the sidebar. Also, I dare you to try. :)

n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-06-25

I'm top mod here. Why would I be banned?

n/a CharlesChrist 2017-06-25

Aren't you the long haired blonde who moderates SRD?

n/a YHofSuburbia 2017-06-25

welcome to the board, new user

n/a cggreene2 2017-06-25

Who even are you?

n/a mehforeverybody 2017-06-25

As I said..." Women always 'member.....ALWAYS.

n/a _Norm_ 2017-06-25

I preferred when you were dead tbh

n/a jcpb 2017-06-25

Dead people never say no

n/a OldOrder 2017-06-25

nah

n/a shaneoffline 2017-06-25

Oh no

n/a ahbslldud 2017-06-25

he unstickied the top-notch snallypost for this retarded bullshit

n/a Sir_Panache 2017-06-25

Are snallyposts like tendies now

n/a RelyThat 2017-06-25

now

n/a ahbslldud 2017-06-25

Gimme gimme snally drama Be it old-school or were-llamas. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on cult leaders smoking joints. Snally lifts me to the car, To find me drama near and far. Enjoy my tasty fighting treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. Furries, werewolves, old debates But of my boredom none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Drama is the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Drama is my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Snally sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't effortposts, denied!

My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the shitshows that I've yearned. But there's no drama on my plate! Did Snally think that I'd just ate? "DRAMA DRAMA GET IT NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. If you keep up won't need roasting Never forget my snallyposting

/u/snallygaster ilu bb

n/a subpoutine 2017-06-25

mod this poet right now

n/a 80BAIT08 2017-06-25

Literally who? Fuck arf.

n/a MooseHeckler 2017-06-25

Wait what happened?

n/a Nechaev 2017-06-25

srs plz go

n/a MG87 2017-06-25

Hey /u/phedre, we need proof, send nudes.

n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-06-25

clicks 'hide'

n/a phedre 2017-06-25

rude.

n/a JakeArrietaGrande 2017-06-25

wow ok then

n/a Michelanvalo 2017-06-25

My best friend once tried to masturbate by inserting a pepperoni up his ass. the first try hurt, so he tried using that anesthetic pomade dentist sometimes use. he overdone it, and lost control of his sphincter. explosive diarrhea all over his living room. In this exact moment I broke into his apartment to steal his pizza. He looked at me, kind of angry, and said "you don't get to judge, fuck you". The fact that he is still my favorite person ever means we were meant to be s2