Are Vegans NAZIS?!

18  2017-06-26 by AlohaWarrior34

Today, fellow citizens, we ask the immortal question: Is it possible that ALL VEGANS ARE NAZIS?

Now, I'm not suggesting something as slanderous as ALL VEGANS ARE NAZIS, but it just SO HAPPENS that the most famous vegan in history is none other than ADOLF HITLER!

ADOLF HITLER shared traits with ALL VEGANS:
* Animal-lover
* Non-Smoker
* Socialist (and therefore, a dirty liberal commie)
* Desired the eradication of ALL JEWS * Had a shit fetish

Yep. Vegans, like their master Hitler, have shit fetishes.

Thanks for allowing me to waste your time with this pointless bullshit.

20 comments

n/a  LadyVetinari 2017-06-26

Almonds = activated

n/a  Shitlord_Of_Caligula 2017-06-26

here we go again with the "durr hitler was actually a socialist coz nazi means national socialist" rhetoric.

n/a  accountttttt 2017-06-26

why do you want to massacre civilians with poison gas?

n/a  Shitlord_Of_Caligula 2017-06-26

only if the're white.

n/a  scatmunchies 2017-06-26

This, but unironically

n/a  LadyVetinari 2017-06-26

reasonable

n/a  pepperouchau 2017-06-26

Those are enemy combatants, not civilians

n/a  Thhueros 2017-06-26

For the Volk next question

n/a  StingAuer 2017-06-26

because they partake in wrongthink ofc

n/a  Orsonius 2017-06-26

Some nazis were socialists, but they all got killed off by the Nazis on top because no one on top had any interest in the working class.

n/a  Whatafuxup 2017-06-26

NatSocs are actual socialists though.

they want HC reform, they want social benefits and safety nets for people, they want everything an actual socialist wants, the difference is they JUST want it for their people exclusively.

n/a  NGC_6960 2017-06-26

hey, can you advise me on something actually meaningful instead of posting shit threads?
what better with nutella, toast bread (toasted ofc), rice waffles or just plain bread?
thanks

n/a  AlohaWarrior34 2017-06-26

Only a MAYO DEGENERATE eats Nutella.

n/a  NGC_6960 2017-06-26

answer the question jamal

n/a  AlohaWarrior34 2017-06-26

I think NOT, mayo.

n/a  LadyVetinari 2017-06-26

Rice waffles. What are you a nazi?

n/a  NGC_6960 2017-06-26

I can roleplay as a Nazi if you're into it.

n/a  NGC_6960 2017-06-26

definitely not, I have shit taste especially in clothing

n/a  LadyVetinari 2017-06-26

I honestly don't know what rice waffles are.

n/a  NGC_6960 2017-06-26

Did some googling and it's called puffed rice cakes in the inferior languages apparently. I should've guessed stuff doesn't translate word for word.

n/a  ahbslldud 2017-06-26

GOOD post

n/a  RamboButGayer 2017-06-26

I get the sense that vegans would rather test harmful chemicals on shitlords rather than animals so I say yes. Vegan = Nazi

n/a  Matues49 2017-06-26

Vegans are actually worse than Nazis.

n/a  Neon_needles 2017-06-26

Yeah, at least Hitler wasn't as pretentious.

n/a  glmox 2017-06-26

yes

n/a  Whatafuxup 2017-06-26

Desired the eradication of ALL JEWS

pretty shit ideology except for this part tbh