/r/politics reacts reasonably to a Supreme Court decision

91  2017-06-26 by subpoutine

107 comments

This, but unironically.

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/u/Bennyboy1337, thank you for fighting against the injustices against Dar al-Islam. We will spare your bussy for /u/PhysicsIsMyMistress's Muslim futanari.

What are you talking about? My comment was in regard to the Trinity Lutheran v. Comer finding that has to do with state/federal funding to religious organizations.

So, like, how manscaped is your bussy? Clean bussy is a cause I just can't get behind.

You disgust me.

Clean bussy is best bussy.

/u/serialflamingo, please ban.

You're clearly a terrorist and you need to go back to whatever shithole country you came from.

Clean bussy ackbar.

First of all, whore, you misspelled bussy.

Second of all whore, why do you think I'm not into clean bussy? Do you think smooth bussies are the only clean bussies?

Just who are you asking me to ban here?

Second of all whore, why do you think I'm not into clean bussy? Do you think smooth bussies are the only clean bussies?

Clean, smooth -- it's all too hard for me to keep straight. 😓

That said,

bucci First of all, whore, you misspelled bussy.

/u/phedre, you gonna let that lubed insult slide?

/u/phedre already knows how I feel about her flair, and she also knows not to bring it up around me.

Electoral college isn't a roll of the dice, fam

More than half of those cases are a form of trolling.

I debated sorting the thread by controversial, but /r/politics tends to murder immigrants with downvotes.

But seriously, this is some fucked up shit… I’m as dumb of an atheist as the next guy but… about 60% of discretionary budget spending at the Federal level goes to military industrial complex euphemistically referred to as defense and people are so worried about few bucks going to some Church to run daycare it went to Supreme Court?

WTF... I love Church now!

And I love lamp!

But I think I agree with you, I'm a weak-willed agnostic/buddhist, don't have a problem with tax dollars paying for a daycare in a Church

Fuck off with that shit, if we're going to prop up shady industries like coal and oil for the sake of "jobs", we might as well keep flexing that military industrial boner.

Wait so what happened? The travel ban has suddenly been deemed legal?

Can a burger lawyer fill me in?

And something about that anti-gay bakery.

Fag-free frosting, 100% semen free

Sounds disgusting.

As someone who has had a cake doused in cum it tastes like milk doused cake only saltier

Thank you for your contribution.

No problem honey

The travel ban's ban has been lifted, and the legality of it will be decided in October

Basically we won't know shit for 4 months

But that the SCOTUS didn't call Trump a dipshit cheetoh racist fascist and instead said "You can do part of this until we see the whole case", /r/politics is incensed and flexing their constitutional law muscles against those idiot know-nothings in the Supreme Court.

Pshh, I watched A Few Good Men and one Thanksgiving watched my nephew play Ace Attorney so I think I know what I'm talking about.

huh, didn't know 4+ months took 90 days to "figure shit out"

Partially lifted.

The supreme court is now a Russian tool of the Russian government to spread USSRism.

Verno, tovarisch.

The travel ban was partially lifted. Now all the sandpeople have to do is make up a relative and they're allowed in.

All the liberal justices voted to re-instate it, and the 3 dissenters felt that the decision didn't go far enough, and wanted to even remove those exceptions.

All the liberal justices voted to re-instate it, and the 3 dissenters felt that the decision didn't go far enough, and wanted to even remove those exceptions.

This is the most hilarious part. Everyone's flipping out and arguing that the actual text of the law doesn't matter as much as tweets about it.

You're missing the point. Intent matters in cases like this, and the supreme court agrees with that.

This is why so many federal courts cited Trump calling it a "Muslim ban" and probably why the supreme court will also find it illegal in 4months.

This is why Trump's lawyers were probably all over his ass to make him stop calling it a "Muslim ban."

We can call it goatfucker ban if that helps.

I don't think Trump has anything against the Welsh

Wale hunting is a noble sport.

Now all the sandpeople have to do is make up a relative and they're allowed in.

Yeah, because everyone knows that's all you have to do.

Not really. Part of the stay was lifted by all the justices, with the 3 dissenters saying the entire stay should have been lifted. The ban itself wasn't examined here.

Actual, admitted RL lawyer here:

Travel ban has been subject to a temporary injunction preventing effectiveness pending appeals; SJ removed the temporary injunction, ultimate legality to be determined by arguments in October followed by a decision in June-ish.

Ban on ban is lifted and Trump can enforce some of it.

You didn't even linked to controversials

I had my raisins

Draw me a polandball for this pls

only a retard would be opposed to stopping entry to a country from a 3rd world shithole engulfed in civil war and loaded with terrorists

Yet we still allow people from Australia and New Zealand.

White privilege is real!!!

aussie shitposters are out of control, we just need to find out whats going on

You'll never understand the larrikin-wowser nexus.

Very possible as I don't even understand your comment.

Fucking northerners man

bantz

Kiwicide now! Also aussiecide.

Nah we stopped taking in emus a long time ago.

thats because we wont rape you guys as much

damn lies

It is US tradition to allow entry of unintelligent, worthless criminals.

Just look all the niggers that got shipped over here a few hundred years ago.

I think you're lost

4chan is out the door, and to the right

They kicked him out already. No one wants him or lobves him, and he's too stupid to manage suicide probably. He is a truly tragic figure.

It is US tradition to allow entry of unintelligent, worthless criminals.

I think you're forgetting that what Australia was founded on m8

You're the reason mayocide needs to happen.

because shipments of niggs?

consider this:

the number one victim of terrorist attacks by muslims is other muslims

when we bring in muslims, less than 0% of them are terrorists

which means the other 99+% of the time, we're importing human shields against the terrorists

consider what happened earlier today in london as an example

the number one victim of terrorist attacks by muslims is whoever is standing next to them

that's the #2 victim, which is almost entirely a subset of the #1

Let's keep it that way, by making sure Muslims are away from everyone else.

how about just not letting any of them in and avoiding the problem

that's way less safe. didn't you see the numbers?

if we don't let any of them in, we have to deal with the ones who sneak in through the internet or a previous generation- which is all of them- and we don't have any of the legitimate ones that make such time-proven shields

japan has zero, they also have zero terrorist attacks :thinking:

japan's had muslims since the 19th century you retard. and they're Indonesian Muslims too, the worst kind. The reason they don't get terrorist attacks anymore is because we cucked their imperial interests 70 years ago

...well, except for the Sikh bombings in the 80s. Yeah, Japan had a problem with Sikh terrorists. They were plotting out of Canada for god knows what reason

zero as in less than one percent you mongoloid.

oh ok

An American individual or entity that has a bona fide relationship with a particular person seeking to enter the country as a refugee can legitimately claim concrete hardship if that person is excluded. As to these individuals and entities, we do not disturb the injunction.

tl;dr: this won't touch most migrants, refugees or the 'bad ones' in general Trump is so wary of. Just tourists. Dealing another blow to the already damaged tourist sector.

Conservatives are actually so retarded they are celebrating the diminishing of American middle class jobs.

Knowledge is power, not caring. Classic mixup

Exactly how much of the American economy do you think is dependent on tourism from a few dirt-poor 3rd world shitholes?

90% of American profit comes from degenerate mud people on holiday.

Maybe if you include defence spending...

Wow you actually got the subtext. And they say all Kiwi's are retarded sheep fucking mungs.

It's not /r/Drama if someone doesn't immediately run the joke in into the ground.

You're welcome.

Honestly I should thank you for explaining it because we seem to have acquired some legitimate retards as of late.

We really have. Even their reports are retarded by /r/Drama standard.

raking it in from iraq

It doesn't matter how small the percentage it is. The point is it's yet another blow to an already damaged American tourist sector. Damage caused by Trump and his autistic policies.

This will also scare away tourists from Muslim/M.Eastern countries not on the ban list.

oh nos

Eh we'll be fine. Relax.

Good. We don't want them anyway. We have enough rapists in this country without importing more.

Yea it's awful we're gonna lose all those valuable somalian boat captains.

I like how all the illiterate Trumptards think this is is some kind of major victory even though nothing will be decided until the fall.

You can re-commenced your autistic screeching now

I like how all the illiterate Trumptards

Can someone read this to me? It looks like butthurt but I can't tell since I don't read 2 gud.

I'm just suprised you can say anything other than "fuck me harder daddy"

this

Awww was that a good response in your head when you typed it up?

Did something get under your skin, big guy? I'm here to listen.

Obviously not, why you'd think that is really beyond me. Sweet comment tho you skewered me bro

Ehh your responses to me earlier were some of the weakest i've ever seen, don't throw stones Jethro.

Another 10/10 from the master

I was just reading the thread my nig, why you gotta be so hostile?

Ok

Awww was that a good response in your head when you typed it up?

Start high school when?

Aw was this a good response in your head when you typed it up?

You seem new. The only rule of /r/drama is bringing quality bantz, not whatever this weak shit is

Not being new here isn't something to be proud of.

Let me have this, it's all I have left

What about it?

Just memeing about "only rule" (as if there's really any rules)

And for 90 days most people from those countries wont be able to enter the USA. It's completely understandable people would see this as a victory.

90 days

LOL yeah like they're going to hold themselves to that campaign promise.

the campaign promise to show up in court or

I'm talking about the fact that this ban will most certainly go on for more than 90 days to "figure out what the hell is going on".

well stopping the travel ban really messed things up, itll probably take years to figure it all out now! whoops!

was it originally 90? wasn't it already supposed to expire over two months ago then lol

but I mean, they actually gotta defend it in court in August

So it will be even better?

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GOODBYE!

people are already creating a new religion anyway, the religion of the feelings. Can't see or touch feelings, can't prove you hurt my feelings, just have to alter your actions on faith. we forcefully imposing rules to obey feelings that we don't have proof exist. Sounds like a proper religion, I'm not board.

The Russians hacked the Supreme Court!!

Look, the fact that we allowed the fucking Irish in one time does not mean that we have to allow filth in on every occasion.

Too right laddy

"""decision"""

I only ever come here after a major Trump win (about once a week)

/u/NakeyMan how the fuck can you be this fucking delusional, seriously you need to seek immediate psychiatric help, keep yourself safe.