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So tubby doesn't want to admit the real reason she dates mostly black guys.

I'm not fat. Actually underweight. I don't date black guys. To any offended commenters..meh. People like what they like.

But you didn't say you don't like a big black cock in you tho?

Only if they are dildos. Dildos don't have to be checked fit credit scores.

I believe you

Who, may I ask, is in your acceptable dating pool?

Dick not less than 8 inches

No black men

Who's left to date?

greasy whites, like sicilians

white

sicilians

Choose one

they're grease-colored

LMFAO

That's pretty racist tbh.

Meh.

I know what you're saying. I mean, guys really should be checking how tight you are before agreeing to sleep with you. If they don't then they're responsible for their own disappointment. Nobody wants the hotdog in the hallway scenario.

Doubt they'd be disappointed in the hotdog in the hallway scenario since the only 'complaint' I've gotten is being told I'm too tight.

Well, we have to keep this in the proper context. When you prefer eggplant-sized penises the definition of too tight becomes relative.

I'm not saying that you have a cavernous vagina. I'm just saying that sometimes guys may have a size preference when it comes to your vagina. That's all.

So a size queen and a racist... nice.

It's not racist to not be attracted to someone. Using that logic hetero dudes are sexist for not getting fucked up the ass by other dudes.

People often don't like everyone. Special snowflake must be loved isn't reality for most I imagine.

Could this be the problem?

Egh that mindset that if you like X it must be because you're slighted. Rather than because it's a valid pleasure. To me it's like saying a guy who prefers tight vaginas has a small dick. Size does affect pleasure. For some they have different tastes. Some gain pleasure ala small, average, or big size. I know one dude who has some sort of fetish where loose vaginas and buttholes (collapsed?) are his only way of getting pleasure during penetration.

Doubtful I have a large vagina considering by data I've seen. The vagina 3-4 inches when unaroused. 5-7 inches when aroused. 7-10 inches when completely aroused.

60% of gals are average ie fit this. 30% are above average ie have higher numbers. 10% are below average ie have lower numbers.

I'm seemingly in the 10%. 1-3 inches when unaroused. 4-6 inches when aroused. 7-9 inches when completely aroused.

But you’re dude… what would you know about vagina?

I'm a girl. You disliking my sexual criteria doesn't make me a guy. It's odd to me how guys defense mechanism is insulting or denial. Gal says something guy dislikes = she's fat, bitch, evil, feminist OR = she's fake. It's like when a gal rejects a guy online somehow she's either ugly or fake.

/r/genderfluid is that way --->

Again I'm a gal. You being butthurt about dick size doesn't make me a dude. I don't believe in gender fluidity. To any offended commenters about gender fluidity...meh.

In the nicest way possible, you sound retarded.

Again I'm a gal.

you sound like youre assuming your gender

You've said you're done here in many different comment chains and different subs yet you're still posting. Man you're an attention whore and an actual large vaginaed whore.

Yeah calling someone who rejected you ugly or fake is definitely a guy thing

Like I was just talking to my friend Mark and he said Stefanie was totes uggo and such a fakey fake and then Niklas is all "you're just jelly" and then Antonio told them both to stop being bitches and put the dick back in their mouth

Post bussy

No idea what that means. o.O

Have you ever been raped? If so, was it with a foreign object?

Damn dude. What is wrong with you? o.O I'm opting out of convo with you so..

Too late, you already drank some of the roofie >:3

Massive gaping vag pretty much confirmed here folks

No, she's in the top 10% of tightest vaginas. I've never seen that one before, I think we may have a new lolcow if she isn't a troll.

Massive insecurity and defense mechanism pretty much confirmed here. . Liking a certain dick size doesn't equate to a big vagina. That's likely your defense mechanism to lessen the butthurt of my criteria...ie give me a 'flaw' so my criteria stings less.

It's like the gals who say a guy liking a tight vagina must have a small dick. Size (vaginal and dick) play a role in pleasure. Some people just vary on what size they like.

A more suited defense mechanism in my opinion are facts. Going by studies most gals don't have a dick size criteria. I'm a minuscule minority.

Here's what I'm curious about, do you eye ball these measurements or do you have a "cock ruler?"

Also do you have an affidavit of proof for your cavernous bagina? It seems like it would only be fair for any prospective suitors. If not I have a fathometer so we can make it official, but I'll warn you it's only rated for 4400 fathoms.

I don't have a cavernous bagina. Assuming I do because I like a big size is like assuming any guy who likes tight vaginas has a micropenis. Size affects pleasure. People like what they like.

It actually wouldn't be fair for any prospective suitors to affidavit my vagina. You seem confused on what is fair. Fair is not if 'I like X so you need to like X or the equivalent of X'.

Disclosing my vagina size to a guy who doesn't care isn't 'fair'.

Fair would be me not having an issue with a guy bailing on sex for whatever criteria he wants. Fair would be me honestly answering a guy when he asks if I fulfill a sexual criteria he has- no stretchmarks, big boobs, boob size, etc.

I'm kind of done here with you considering your shitty reasoning skills.

Pls don't tell me about your big vagina

I can't tell you about something I don't have. Liking a certain dick size doesn't equate to a big vagina. That's likely your defense mechanism to lessen the butthurt of my criteria...ie give me a 'flaw' so my criteria stings less.

It's like the gals who say a guy liking a tight vagina must have a small dick. Size (vaginal and dick) play a role in pleasure. Some people just vary on what size they like.

A more suited defense mechanism in my opinion are facts. Going by studies most gals don't have a dick size criteria. I'm a minuscule minority.

Guys who like tight vaginas have small dicks. The facts are, everybody involved in you having sex has big genitals

That's not a fact as you're not my gyno since you claim I have big genitals. Apparently I'm below average in vagina size.

Do believe what you want though. I'm done as you seem to even emotionally twist a suited defense mechanism.

Did you just assume my gender?

Also, there is literally as much evidence about the size of your cooter on both sides of this argument

No you're not tight in the least. Any fat cunt that names herself pixie girl in all seriousness should just accept her massive twat.

60% of gals are average ie fit this. 30% are above average ie have higher numbers. 10% are below average ie have lower numbers.

Someone doesn't know what the word average means

10% are below average ie have lower numbers. I'm seemingly in the 10%. 7-9 inches when completely aroused

Well you're in good company. I, too, have a below average, 9 inch genitalia.

If you're a dude you're above average. Those measurements were for vaginal depth.

Somewhere, a /r/hapas/ angel just lost it's wings.

/u/udolipixiegal you are /u/snallygaster's rp account and I claim my 10bux.

Never even heard of that poster. I'm definitely not redpill. I nope the fuck out of redpill, incel, truecel, niceguy, and neckbeard mindets.

Having a dick size criteria doesn't automatically equate to being redpill. That's really reaching.

rp=role play in this instance, not red pill. Also I don't believe you.

Meh believe what you want. To each their own.

to each their own

Not for you, sister. Your girthism in inexcusesble and you need to choke an some tinycock in penance.

Girthism that's actually hilarious. LMFAO

I have no interest in penance. I think people want whta they want. I don't see the point in being hurt if you don't fit it or trying to shame them out of it unless it harms children/animals, they berate/insult others for it, or they insist people should fit it.

Ok, I suppose that is fair. But now the real question (and please forgive me with no dick shaming either if you were asked in the other thread already)

Cut? Or Uncut?

Cut. Bittersweetly I live in America so most guys are circumcised. It's bittersweet as most of them weren't circumcised by choice. I have no interest in debating but I do not agree with baby circumcision (I do trust the data backing it as a reasonable choice I simply just disagree with the child having no say on it).

Cut

Good answer. Personally I think infant circumcision is good practice but I can somewhat understand why it might put some people off.

Ugh I know. Medically I get it but then it's like poor babies..oh well.

I guarantee they have no memory of it. I don't.

So if your parents beat you but you didn't remember it would that be ok?

Keep yourself safe friend. That's a controversial opinion.

Some schlongs are a cut above the rest. But no pain, no gain.

Don't lie, you just loved the feeling of the rabbi sucking your foreskin off.

Ok, that too. Or mostly that, tbh.

fuck the babies

as long as they don't remember it I think you should be able to do whatever you want to your child. So definitely I'm on board the circumcision train.

I don't think she's a troll, but she sure has an unhealthy fixation on /r/niceguys

She's definitely autist enough to belong here, we should make her feel welcome

Of course people are entitled to sexual preferences and sure you have the right to refuse for any reason. But say you removed your panties and the guy said "You could fucking parasail with those beef curtains. Imma take a hard pass." you'd be a bit hurt too.

Really there is no way around this aside from giving up sex completely and dedicating your life to our lord and savior.

LMFAO your example isn't suited because I don't have beef curtains. Either way I wouldn't be hurt so don't presume to know my feelings.

Your analogy is misleading as it's not comparable to my actions since nowhere do I make a verbal statement about their body during rejection. I state "Not interested in sex anymore. Laters".

don't presume to know my feelings.

We'll you replied twice about 3 minutes apart so the beef curtains definitely touched a nerve. Look at the bright side though, you can save money and just buy the sailboat sans sail.

I do agree with you that you're entitled to preferences and can turn people down for any reason, you just don't seem to get how it will always cause hurt feelings to turn people down for their body. Just because you don't tell millimeter Peter the reason you said no doesn't mean he doesn't get it. As long as you make it clear about your seize requirements though who gives a fuck about their feelings? If they lie you don't have to overly consider their feelings.

Having said that not slutting around is still an option and it makes the constant size issue irrelevant.

Nothing touched a nerve. Don't bullshit I replied with one statement about the beef curtains. I replied twice addressing different parts of your post as I didn't want to ghost edit after I posted.

You seem not to get others hurt feelings aren't my issue. Especially when they are put in the position to get hurt feelings because they lied. Guys seem to have this special snowflake mentality where one has to sugarcoat and bs about rejection

Guys seem to have this special snowflake mentality where one has to sugarcoat and bs about rejection

Think girls don't? Go ahead and post something about having a weight preference and prepare yourself.

I don't think gals have it to anywhere near the extent guys do. I find gals tend to internalize. They'll mostly see it as a flaw upon themselves or boost about him not liking real gals. Few seem to react as guys do ala denial (apparently seems gals are more used to being judged and rejected while guys are likely coddled hence why my criteria can only be trolling)

insisting it's bad to turn down sex (most gals seem staunch on the turn down sex for any reason no games there)

insulting the guy (again it may be because gals are used to having heir bodies judged)

Did you have a stroke halfway through writing this?

Also fucking lol at girls not being in denial. Girls spend like 99% of their lives in some other reality. Go ahead and find one who will say "You're right, I was wrong." You'll have an easier time finding a unicorn.

Not at all. I just made a list without formatting. On me that overestimated your comprehension abilities. Does this also confuse you:

Apples

Carrots

Bats

Going by studies gals over apologize and even admit fault when there is none in order to make others feel better. If anything a guy admitting fault or apologizing is a unicorn. I recall one study where guys generally can only admit fault if rather than be told 'how made a mistake ' it is 'how made a mistake everyone makes'. Anyways I'm done here considering you seem to be going against data.

On me that overestimated your comprehension abilities.

She says while butchering the kings tongue. FYI this is how you make a list:

•Cat

•Bat

•Hat

You also keep mentioning studies but have yet to link to one. 🤔

Look to settle the matter all you have to do is give us sharpie number, anything over 10 and I'm not interested BTW.

I am curious about your reasoning skills. So the amount of replies determines it strikes a nerve not the content in them? Oh how I do enjoy 'my logic'. lMFAO

What it does show is that you're too thick to edit your post. I'm trying to harass multiple people on /r/Drama so when I see 2 new notifications I get excited but then I see it's you so my excitement goes soft.

I know how to edit. I just prefer not to ghost edit and I find many people tend to miss responding to the edits. Often times with guys it's more suitable to just make a new comment otherwise what is edited on usually gets no response.

It's not more suitable when I'm trying to sweat out a hangover.

Look, to settle the matter all you have to do is give us your sharpie number, anything over 10 and I'm not really interested, although I might consider a reasonable butt sharpie quotient if you buy me a drink first.

Settle what matter? There's no matter to me think what you want. Makes no difference in my life. I'm here for laughs. Eew I have no interest in anything romantic/sexual with you. I don't date guys who Reddit way too much issues in my opinion as they are likely to be nerdy, geeky, red pill, neckbeards, puad, or incels.

It is amusing if you honestly think beef curtains equate to many partners...LMFAO. I know a virgin who has flabby beef curtains and a gal who fucks 5 guys a day who has a supposed underdeveloped little girl vagina (I say supposed because others claim that shit to me but our vaginas are what others get plastic surgery to look like). The appearance of the vagina often doesn't correlate to partner count.

Yeah, nah. In my experience women who fake outrage over providing a sharpie number are more than likely to have weak pelvic floor muscles and I'm not really interested in that hot mess.

I'm still up for that drink if your buying. How about I teach you some top kelgels exercises to reciprocate.

There is a way around this because I don't see my behavior as an issue. And I have no issue with a guy turning me down for sex for any reason. I prefer willing and enthusiastic partners not forced/shamed/guilted ones.

Unlike most guys it seems I don't I see myself as some special snowflake that is perfection and no one can turn down sex from.

Have you ever tried small cock?

What if the penance is eight inches long?

do you think there is a link between your personality and you posting a lot in /r/deadbedrooms?

Why did you misgender /u/snallygaster? Sounds like you're a red piller.

Says "meh" and "honey" unironically on the internet.

Delete urself.

Do tell how do you know I'm using it unironically. Nice over the internet mindreading trick. Or is it male logic that it's true because you say so? LMFAO

Uses "userself". Delete yourself dude. I'm done here with you.

userself

That's not even a thing, silly.

Having a dick size criteria doesn't automatically equate to being redpill.

EDIT: Going by the commenters I'm going to guess you're male and that I'm a terrible person because the seeming logic is walking out on sex makes a gal a terrible person. Because clearly it's about the blue balls and she has to finish having sex..doesn't matter if the dude lied about him fitting a criteria, doesn't matter if she doesn't want to have sex..dude is revved up so she has to.

Do you hate men or is that sub full of catty women who are jealous of your selection of a smorgasbord of dicks and men pissed off by you?

cavernous twat.

Confirm or Deny?

The gals didn't seem to have an issue with my criteria. It was basically have sex with whoever you want and you can say no for any reason by the gals. It was the dudes that seem to take issue with a gal turning down sex...even if it was with a guy who lied about fitting her criteria.

It's a bit unsettling to me how many guys seem to think once you start potentially having sex one can't opt out unless it's for a reason he approves of.

No cavernous twat. I already addressed that using data I've seen.

The gals didn't seem to have an issue with my criteria.

I don't think /r/Niceguys has gals who post on it, this sub only has %10 and it's full of Catty Drama, please stay around and boost our numbers with your drama generating.

It's a bit unsettling to me how many guys seem to think once you start potentially having sex one can't opt out

It's almost like you're a slut for not knowing a guys dick size before you have sex with him.

No cavernous twat.

So you enjoy being pounded in the cervix then? It's really painful when your GF has a IUD and it goes inside of your penis you know?

I already addressed that using data I've seen.

Hot lesbian vagina comparisons?

Seems you didn't read the data in this thread I posted going by your questions about the cervix. LMFAO.

If you think niceguys don't have posting gals...I'm dubious of your reasoning now.

Hot lesbian vagina comparisons...LMFAO funny but not appealing enough to for me to continue. Laters as your quips kind of gotten stale to me.

Seems you didn't read the data in this thread I posted going by your questions about the cervix.

No, I'm talking about real life not a cold set of data pulled from some study?

So you like being pounded in the cervix? Because all the girls I know hate it

If you think niceguys don't have posting gal

I asssumed it was low but maybe niceguys have moved on from making fun of Fedoras to making fun of Tinder and gotten more women?

So you like being pounded in the cervix? Because all the girls I know hate it

Some girls like it.

Can confirm, as I have pounded a few cervixes.

You've also pounded a good share of socks into the asses of /r/drama users.

Yeah, everybody knows /r/niceguys is actually just full of awful women

I've never seen so many people advocate rape before. "No means no...unless you're saying no because you don't like his dick."

This is what happens when summer Reddit comes around.

It's odd to me because his dick is what goes inside...so I find it pretty reasonable to have some criteria/preference about it. o.o

/u/snallygaster

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If you don't mind my asking, what is your stance on transgendered people who don't disclose? I assume that since you are such a strong believer in full disclosure, you have a problem with this?

I don't date transgendered. Any offended commenters..meh.

In my opinion disclosure about most things is personal choice. Disclose what you want just don't get pissy if the person decides you not disclosing is bailing time or if the person finds out later and they dislike and bail. No one is forced or required to answer anything unless it's legal time in my opinion.

You sound pretty redpill to me

Based on what? Me having a dick size criteria? That's really reaching.

Based on you constantly having to say shit like "sorry not sorry if you're offended"

Quite sure I haven't said sorry not sorry if you're offended. I have said meh if you're offended. That's my way of saying if you're offended by my comments and want to get into some pc argument I will quite lackluster. LMFAO

You write like you're having a stroke. Isn't my fault.

tbh you can say no for any reason and yeah I'm sure it hurts their feelings but then maybe don't lie about your dick size

anyone saying otherwise is a whiny manlet insecure about his pinky dick

teamdickmeasure

/u/snallygaster

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Damn /u/udolipixiegal has a posting style that is EERILY similar to Jared Lee Loughner's back when he was at AboveTopSecret.

Ten to one says that this weirdo shoots up a gym or something after her psychic break with reality is complete.

AboveTopSecret

now that's a name I have not heard in a very long time

Yeah that site used to be one of the best places to play "Spot the Troll" back in the heyday of obscure forums. I sort of miss it, but remembering some of the shit that I read there is pretty sobering when you realize there were honest-to-god psychotic spree-killers posting there.

IIRC John Titor started there right? I remember that like it was yesterday

She seems dead inside much like her leathery "vagina"

I guarantee none of those dicks are as big as /u/udolipixiegal thinks they are.

It's a bad troll

you wanna know how i know ur a dude?

It's a telling defense mechanism you seem to have of denial- either I can't know the size so it's okay I'm not ruling out smaller dicks or I'm a troll so it's okay I'm not real. A more suited defense mechanism in my opinion are facts. Going by studies most gals don't have a dick size criteria. I'm a minuscule minority.

It's like saying a guy who likes tight vaginas must be a troll...rather than find it pleasurable. I mean is it really that ludicrous to you that size affects pleasure.

Your guarantee is shit as they're as big as I measure them out to be. I actually had one dude persist and persist about me bailing way after. When he said he could handle any reason I gave him I told him why and he was shocked and pissed I knew his exact size (he actually didn't handle it as well as he presumed he would). Still insistent he was close to my criteria (apparently in his 'male math' rounding up 6.3'' is 7'' LMFAO)

The fact that you wrote 4 paragraphs means you're a troll.

This chick is supremely fucked up. Either she's a chubby white girl with a black guy fetish or generally has a large gross vagina. Eight inches is painful for most women lmao

She doesn't date black guys

In that case I hope she isn't fat or she.

/u/oxus007 removed the SRD post because he can't fathom the idea that a woman wants an above average dick size

ur mom likes me average sized dick just fine

FUCKINGREKTIDIOT

ur mum and ur nan loves my above average dick size

Both are dead, you sick FUCK

so what?

No kinkshaming pls. /r/Drama is a safe space for sexual deviants.

I'm surprised that nobody brought up being transgendered in that thread. You'd think it would be an obvious analogy.

Meanwhile, from back in my OkCupid days, I remember coming across two female profiles that were explicitly there for casual sex. Both listed that they wanted the guy to have an eight inch wang.

This is why whenever I go out I stuff a pair of socks down my pants. Socksoff has the socks I need to make trashy girls think I have a big dong. Little do they know, it's a trap. Socksoff.com

This is a bit far-fetched to be believable. Still funny though.

Disrespected your own boundaries!? I'm sure you'd be giddy as fuck over a guy shoving two fingers in you and saying, "Nope! Too shallow!" And then running off on you.

You're a terrible person because you don't mind denigrating a vulnerable naked person in front of you because of your cavernous twat. It's not about your stupid crusade thinking you're an empowered woman making calls for her own body: you're a smug cunt who acts like a spoiled brat when a princess doesn't get her size, yet totally thinks her smarmy stuck-up shitty demeanor is worthy of praise.

The only reason you want to get pounded by a meat sword is because it's the only dick bigger than yourself.

u/8lck8rd You have a way with words. Take me! Right here and now!

u/udolipixiegal How many guys did you bail on after you got them naked and measured their cocks?

Lotta angry babydicks itt

Disrespected your own boundaries!? I'm sure you'd be giddy as fuck over a guy shoving two fingers in you and saying, "Nope! Too shallow!" And then running off on you. You're a terrible person because you don't mind denigrating a vulnerable naked person in front of you because of your cavernous twat. It's not about your stupid crusade thinking you're an empowered woman making calls for her own body: you're a smug cunt who acts like a spoiled brat when a princess doesn't get her size, yet totally thinks her smarmy stuck-up shitty demeanor is worthy of praise. The only reason you want to get pounded by a meat sword is because it's the only dick bigger than yourself.

hnnnnggg juicy

/u/udolipixiegal I bet ya ugly

Likely I am ugly to some. No my issue as I am attractive to the ones I want. Seemingly I am attractive enough to model professionallyvand make bank.

It doesn't really concern me how many think I am ugly average, or attractive. I find I am not like seemingly most dudes who can't handle someone thinking they are lacking.

to model professionallyvand make bank

probably the only thing you are capable of being such a shallow, vapid person.

who can't handle someone thinking they are lacking

The irony is you aren't even aware of how much you are lacking, especially in human decency.

Doubtful it's all I am good for considering my current career is pediatric nurse and I own my own business. Vapid is a tossup. Shallow is a wash as most people are shallow. Most guys approach based on attraction they wouldn't have even gotten to know the gal if it weren't for his shallowness. I see no issue in being shallow as long as you don't dictate how others should be or berate/insult them.

I have human decency. The unsettling irony to me is you think lacking human decency means having sexual criteria and/or saying no to sex with those that lied about fitting my criteria. Is your mindset that I have to be fucked by whoever wants me that I have no say in the matter? Is your mindset that I have to have sex with those that lied about fitting my criteria to be a decent person?

Doubtful it's all I am good for considering my current career is pediatric nurse and I own my own business

god can you please stopping with the humblebragging.

berating me for choosing who I have sex with

Nah man I don't do that, you can fuck who you want, I just think the way you go about doing your "only big dicks or go home" bullshit is fucking awful.

Sending a guy back home because he wasn't 20cm long, fucking pos.

Now fuck off again, and be a shit human being somewhere else.

It's not humblebragging. It's expressing my doubt. You claimed I was only good for modeling. I doubted this based on my other occupations.

So you think it is fucking awful for me to ask a guy his size then during sexual activity confirm it by measuring without him knowing. And if he has lied I opted out with "Not interested in sex anymore. bye".

Exactly what is fucking awful in telling guys I have a criteria and bailing when they lie about fitting it?

Do you also think k it is fucking awful if a guy says he doesn't want kids and wants a child free partner. the gal lies saying she is and he bails when he finds out she isn't because she has been poking holes in the condom?

tl;dr

yawn

Not surprising considering your 'male logic' is it's fucking awful to tell a person your criteria and bail if they lie about filling it.

LMFAO @ the bs that men are more rational