Ahman Green, former Green Bay Packers running back, arrested for abusing his daughter for not doing the dishes.

31  2017-06-26 by Zachums

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ban sportsball

He was a sportsball player, yes, but the drama isn't about sportsball. Please keep up with the rest of the class.

the drama isn't about sportsball

he likely only hit her because of years of sportsball induced brain damage

also, i have an IEP and if you don't respect my needs then i'll have my mom speak to the superintendent

Honestly, League of Legends should be considered a real sport, and anyone who disagrees with me isn't a true intellectual. Go back to your "sportsball" you buffoon xD

this, but unironically

That's my secret, I'm always unironic ;)

discusting

I like LCS tho

sportball is fine, the problem is that it's not to the death anymore

this tbh

seriously, all this whining about suspensions and win/loss records is bullshit.

Give me some Christians v lions any day

No.

Green says injuries are from accidentally hitting her glasses.

See I was making a Black Power hand gesture and her face ran into it.

Seems pretty justified tbh.

I know right? When my roomate leaves a cup on the counter I bring out the aluminum bat.

_______ gonna ___

Is it only autistic 40 year olds who post on yahoo?

that comment section is like an online version of a gated community with old people yelling about how back in their day kids stayed off the lawn.

Only old people and the legitimately insane use yahoo.

no wonder my mom loves it, she's their target demo

Imagine if there was a Fantasy League for all the off-season shit these guys do.

Ray Rice would be the most valuable player by far.

There's /r/thefulmercup for crimes committed per college football team during the offseason

Not hittings your kids creates millenials. Cigarette burns created the greatest generation.

I agree.

No really: Desmond Doss, Audie Murphy, Douglas Bader, Alfred Wilson, John Hurst Edmondson, Franz Bake, Vasilly Zaitzev... all beaten shitless by their fathers- all heroes.

are we supposed to know who any of those people are

They're all highschool shooters.

Franz Bake killed 32 12 year-olds and their teacher.

In his Tiger Panzer.

"back in my day we shot up our high school instead of bitching on facebook"

Great goals grandpa.

But did he take a shit in her laundry basket?