So if you're a sissy who doesn't like blood sports, this dude is a fighter whose gimmick is that he's always smiling. He's buying an overpriced baby from Africa, but there's just one problem: he broke as fuck. Coming this summer to a theater near you.
Hey guys, I'm doing something crazy, something no one who hasn't won the lottery has ever done before...I'm going to raise a child, so help me fund it.
End humanity noe, I've had enough of it today.
Also someone go deal with Ghazis Mary sue thread it's filled with le gems like
The idiots made a video of themselves bragging that they were going to her panel in order to harass her. Then they actually uploaded it, because they're fucking stupid.
(literally not said) from a mod, followed by
Gotta love the troll's alternative facts.
then in the same dialogue tree
if the people trying to "debate" her weren't nitpicky asshole
I mean who cares about facts right...can't make shit up about them, they parody themselves too well.
Someone mock them I'm to lazy/off to bed/busy riding a Dick Rambone!
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n/a lokichilde 2017-06-27
There's cheaper ways to fund mayocide
n/a ason 2017-06-27
So if you're a sissy who doesn't like blood sports, this dude is a fighter whose gimmick is that he's always smiling. He's buying an overpriced baby from Africa, but there's just one problem: he broke as fuck. Coming this summer to a theater near you.
Some highlights from the comments:
Some typical Reddit ball gargling. Try not to vom.
Grammar Nazi out of nowhere, but he can't spell Sam.
OP is a goof!
Effortpost central.
n/a flipkt 2017-06-27
You mean entertainer
n/a ason 2017-06-27
It's still real to me, dammit!
n/a Notthehalf 2017-06-27
Hey guys, I'm doing something crazy, something no one who hasn't won the lottery has ever done before...I'm going to raise a child, so help me fund it.
End humanity noe, I've had enough of it today.
Also someone go deal with Ghazis Mary sue thread it's filled with le gems like
(literally not said) from a mod, followed by
then in the same dialogue tree
I mean who cares about facts right...can't make shit up about them, they parody themselves too well.
Someone mock them I'm to lazy/off to bed/busy riding a Dick Rambone!
n/a MyrLeeef 2017-06-27
Still a better project that 95% of the shit i've seen people kickstarted.
n/a Kuonji 2017-06-27
What sort of mental midgets are paying $30k to adopt an African baby? Seriously? This is supply and demand turned on its head.
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-06-27
Dogs aren't cool anymore.
n/a IAintThatGuy 2017-06-27
Take the money. Adopt a white kid from South Africa, or North Africa. Watch the world burn.
n/a rarestpepesforsale 2017-06-27
Having a kickstarter to buy an African person? Why not just take out a loan, so they don't have to share their new toy with the donors?
Will this child have to do any chores while they stay there? There's always yardwork that needs doing.
n/a holy_black_on_a_popo 2017-06-27
White people. Still buying Africans in the 21st Century.
Lol
n/a JohnBlind 2017-06-27
I'd hate mma if I didn't fight and Dana didn't roast poor ppl at all times
n/a ____________13 2017-06-27
I only hope that the kid they adopt turns out to be a white South African.
It would probably make my year, drama-wise.