I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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And now I'm off to work.

This can't possibly be true. Someone would've shoved his face in the fryer by now.

Ugh the more I read the more I agree with that spaz. Ick.

Wait. I just remembered that this website is staffed by barely functioning autists. Why so sad?