Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

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Dis gun be good

The CIA are the best! They make it seem so easy.

It's almost they have been doing this for decades! And are well funded!

I guess people weren't kidding when they said they identified as attack helicopters.

Physical removal doesn't fuck about.

Not attack helicopters, Skynetkin.

Top Minds have already been deployed on-scene.

I don't want to sound like a nut-job who believes in conspiracy theories, but this is just way too odd.

Is that a code for "vervet porn" or something?

Lol even when they think they've found something that would spell disaster for any Venezuelans, Reddit still has to turn it into a big circlejerk.

I mean Venezuela did rip off the invalidating old bills thing from India, maybe they also ripped off the fake coup thing from Turkey.

As an intersectional feminist, I support this attack helicopter's personal life choices.

So the free rides have started?

Don't mix your cringy Pinochet LARPing with this, assholes. This (assuming no false flags) is a force of good.

It's a force of perhaps slightly less shitty. Normally I'm skeptical of coups like this but Maduro has fucked up so bad it's probably time to let the corrupt capitalist elites have a go at running the country.

A coup only makes sense against tyranny. Coups here, in South America are unpopular because they were against shitty, rather than tyrannical governments (see Perón and Allende).

Maduro crossed the line too long ago.

In a different topic, Venezuela needs some sweet capitalism. Everyone saw this coming.

Corrupt comprador elites never would have allowed the oil company to become so decrepit it can't export oil outside of the country.

Pinochet killed communists. And I don't know about you but every communist gathering I've seen has been painfully white. So please tell me my mayo friend how Pinochet was a bad guy?

Allende and the like were democrat socialists. The most apropiate solution was voting them out and if they went autocratic, first use due process then start a coup. And even then throwing people from helicopters was barbaric, totally unneeded shit, and Pinochet not only killed commies, he killed whatever political opposition he didn't like. He is the strawmen for leftists for free market reforms this days, so he has done more harm than good (Specially in South America where the resulting left wing wave wrecked the region).

So no, fuck that asshole.

Also, defending Pinochet is peak mayo.

You mean like Bernie Sanders? All his supporters were mayos and kosher mayos.

Pinochet was a black man too, I know the leftwing media and school books may not tell you but Andreas Pinochet II was an Afro Chilean but got BLEACHED by the left cuz they couldn't deal with the fact a brother whooped they ass.

HAHAHA. Oh well, I deserve it for seriousposting.

throwing people from helicopters was barbaric, totally unneeded shit

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rsb7dT6sEM

Pinochet did nothing wrong.

I find the tone of this thread to be highly heliphobic and copter-toxic.

Also, might I point out that the term "helicopter" represents a very narrow band of the broad rainbow of People who Hover. You are deliberately and violently denying personhood to gyrocopters; V/TOL-capable aircraft; blimps, zeppelins and other fixed-shape dirigibles; hot-air balloons; the DeLorean from Back to the Future (indeed all the hovering cars in that movie and Blade Runner).

R2D2 can fuck off though, 'cos he was Jewish.

People who Hover have a mental disorder as defined in the FAA regulations

Sounds like an attack helicopter I can sexually identify with.

However, earlier in the day he, too, had thrown down the gauntlet to his opponents. "If the Bolivarian Revolution was at risk," he said, "what we couldn't do with votes, we would do with arms." The opposition in Venezuela took that as an overt threat.

So "even if you vote against me, ot dosent matter, Ill take power by force".....

Like is anyone actually against helicopter-bro with shit like this getting said?

Attack helicopter is my gender and shooting my payload into communists is my orientation!