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I'm the moran, here's another example of why the brigade is wrong, and bubblesmagee69 can fucking die in a fire. https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/1j5u09/scatterplot_i_made_for_a_stats_project_mcdonalds/

I agree with you mate

https://i.imgur.com/EucIfYY.gif

Lol holy fuck just stop. You're so angry.

nah, i'm getting brigaded and i'm not wrong, i'm not going to stop when the facts back me up

That's just McD's. Have you ever gone grocery shopping on your own or cooked a meal in your life? There are numerous factors that contribute to the cost of food, but calories aren't one of them. The correlation exists for McDonalds items because the menu uses a limited number of ingredients in most of their items, and more calories = higher quantity of the ingredients = higher cost. Seriously, how old are you? You should really learn these things.

I'm guessing he's about 20-27. Which is truly depressing.

jeez, that's sad. It's amazing how many adults don't cook.

I cook. I cook every day. Would you like to come to dinner? I'm making roasted salty tears with a side of the bitterest greens I could find.

I'm there!

Every since I started cooking for the family every day, the wallet has been a lot heavier.

Are you pretending to be retarded?

I'm the moron

Accepting yourself is the first step to happiness

You're a fucking idiot.

you're an asshole.

The amount of Calories in certain food has no correlation with the price.

that opinion isn't true. caloric content is absolutely a component of price.

Generally yes but not always. Let's say you have several different brands of similar cookies, the price per calorie can vary widely while the caloric content of each cookie (package) is about the same (per weight). This kinda thing is especially true with snack foods.

I would argue that the price is more correlated with protein content than just calories. That's mostly true with certain groups of foods anyway.

i'm picking up what you're laying down. no qualms with any of that.

Cheers :)

Not an opinion. Jesus you are a good troll you got me to react angrily.

Lmao retard whole of Reddit is laughing at you

not really, two small threads full of 4 inch dicks like you

I'd like to thank you for providing me a shitton of entertainment during my slow day at work. Your inability to admit fault and double-down on flaws is really something to marvel.

your ability to be a douchebag isn't marvelous at all. hows the home life?

Arm chair psychology, my favorite! But in all honesty, I think some self reflection will help you.

must have struck a chord i guess. i mean you're such a small small man and an asshole. Imma guess 4.5 inch dick, disappointed wife, and some weird ass maladjusted socially awkward loser kid.

Woah man, you're giving me quite a bit of credit considering I haven't hit college yet. Thanks for the vote of confidence though.

ohhhhhh. you're 12.

sorry id didn't realize YOU were the socially awkward maladjusted kid but that makes much more sense now.

Yeah, used to be till I got some meds that stabilize. You should consider Citalopram. Might help those violent tendencies of yours.

oh my god look at you. don't ever admit you take medication over the internet. how are you typing with a straight jacket on you lunatic? god girls must just line up for you buddy.

I'm not saying I had homicidal tendencies bud, I'm talking anxiety and depression. Youre looking for r/madlads

imma adjust it to 4.2 inch dick .

Coolbeans man, asexuality means I don't have to compensate.

omg EVEN MORE HILARIOUS. stop dude i'm starting to feel bad for you

I love sympathy though!

https://i.reddituploads.com/412e066c3ea8486fbcb3765d795402d8?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=9d772611c9ba19ae738100c04de29809

Ooh, gimme your best shot. There were some pretty great ones in that thread.

that picture is worth 1000 words though

C'mon man, I've seen what you can do in the other threads. I know you can think of something better.

nah see, you're like that thread of morbidly obese 16 yo that wanted to get roasted and nobody would. I'm not going to roast you. you're a depressed highschool kid. chill out buddy.

You've already attempted at going at others due to your own ego, whats one more for the body count?

i've gotten into with others that got nasty, you're not nasty you're just weird dude. i'm not going to be mean to you.

I just find this genuinely funny like I said. I'm honestly confused at the sudden turn around from ego-fueled anger to just suddenly dropping out.

i'm not dropping out at all, i'm not wrong, it never had anything to do with ego. It's a principal. i have 2 good pieces of congruent evidence and a non subjective interpretation, i don't need to back down because i'm not wrong, and won't walk away from a brigade because i have fucking character. Which is the same reason i'm not going to be a dick to a highschool kid having a hard time, sorry.

You've got enough character to target someone who you know has mental issues and then try and make that out to have some highground. Even aside from that though, people proved you wrong on numerous cases and you just continued to stand by that.

nope, i'm not targeting you, you're taking your one chance in your entire life to join the gang and pick on somebody. enjoy it. but don't pretend like i'm the one targeting you.

And the victim complex comes out. If you harass people and make an ass out of yourself, youre gonna catch flack for it.

Oh i'm not a victim, i'm just correcting you. You think i'm picking on you, yet you're the one engaging. I'm not wrong, never was and i'm happy to discuss the graph. but i'm not going to let you bait me into picking on you.

I'm not engaging, and there was no bait to be had. My intentional comment was about how I thought it was funny you were doubling down on false pretenses, and you immediately escalated it to personal insults. Then you tried to say I was hopping on a bandwagon and picking on you.

okay, you need to look up what false pretenses means because it has zero to do with any of this. You are hopping on the bandwagon, literally picking a fight with someone in r/drama so yeah, you're wrong, that's exactly what you've done/are doing.

Nah, as I said, I said I thought your actions were funny because they made you look stupid, you made the attack.

nope, you're taking your one shot at life to try and be a bully. try

Your lack of self awareness still astounds me. You're calling a 19 year old a bully and trying to take the high road after all the shit that happened in the other thread and then in this one.

listen, it's not the high road not to be a dick when you realize you're talking to someone that has been through enough already. I didn't pick this fight, i made a light hearted tease and got a pack of rabid redditors with a grudge after me. I don't feel bad about calling a single one of them and asshole or telling any of them to die in a fire at all, but i'm not going to roast a 19 year old on medication. sorry.

It's too late for sorry bud, you've kinda shown you're disingenuous considering you persisted even after I admitted. The fact you would even take it to family issues to start shows how much of a prick you are to begin with. You did pick the fight, and when you lost, you got back up and continued to throw shit around like an ape with tourettes.

oh, i wasn't apologizing to you at all. i don't need to. i didn't pick shit. this fight found me and i will finish it with absolutely everyone. i don't need to be genuine with you, i'm not trying to impress you. when you're sitting here begging me to be a dick to you, thats just not going to happen. also i never lost shit, i'm not wrong today, not gonna be wrong tomorrow. the graph trends from bottom left, to upper right, indicating that there is a component of cost related to caloric content. that's a fact, i'm not wrong. the other graph corroborates it with a 1:1, just because one fucking guy got buthurt and decided i was wrong an entire sub and then another picked a fight. i didn't start this but i promise you, if it takes me till i'm 90, i will end this. i have more energy than you. i have more dedication than you, and most importantly, i'm right, and i'm not going to back down.

And right back to the beginning, sticking to your faux guns. You picked the fight, and you're dealing with the flak. You're a shithead with an even shittier attitude whos seeks to belittle others no matter what it takes, and anyone else can see that.

really? says the guy calling me a shithead. you don't see any irony there at all? go ahead and show me where i picked the fight because that straight didn't happen. fucking keep going and maybe i will roast you. you're being a cock mongler and nearly deserve it. as for shitty attitude? i have a fantastic attitude. And i don't seek to belittle shit, the only people i have talked trash to are ass hats like you that started it up first. so yeah you know what, suck a dick and die in a fire.

Hey, at least you're not hiding it now. I called you a shit head cause you dont have the self reflection to realize the kind of shit you said is entirely unwarranted. Im just egging you on cause I get a kick out of egotistical pricks like you.

1, i'm not winning out in the end, i've never been wrong the whole time, 2 it's not taking the highroad to not be a dick, it's just being a normal person. i took one look at your picture and honestly, you've been roasted enough in your life you don't need me to pitch in. 3. you're clearly have zero self respect and it's leaking into your interactions with others. sure i have as much ego and pride as the next guy but that's not what you're seeing. you're seeing someone that not once in his entire life a single time backed down from a bully or a fight. I know that's alien to you, but some people stand up for themselves.

1. You were never winning to begin with.

2. You were just previously trying to act like you were being picked on like some high school child.

3. It's not that I have 0 self respect or have never stood up for myself, it's the fact that some rando who gets his panties in a knot over being wrong about fuckin' calories isn't gonna make me feel bad about myself cause he said some mean words.

Bro, never once have i been "losing" this argument, just a lot of people squeeling like little pigs about how meaaaannnn i amm geeeezzz. And picked on is the wrong word, but the fucking weeb brigade is more accurate. And you clearly have zero self respect or you wouldn't be here doing this. You're trying to find self esteem in an internet fight and i've got news for your; you're not going to find it here. You're probably not going to find it at all until you make changes.

Whatever lets you sleep at night man. And 'weeb brigade'? Really?

You can play armchair psychologist all you want, this shits entertaining to me.

i mean, 50/50 you have an anime body pillow.

Is that the best you got dude? Or is that the pot talking?

is what the best i've got?

oh you're talking insults, is that the blue hair talking, or the medication?

Either or, took you a minute there.

it was all part of the setup.

Jesus fuck you're still here arguing with people? Lmfao

Why do you want a piece of the action? I'll discuss the fucking graph all night long. lets play a game. How many messages can you send?

Oh my God I come back into the thread and see your dumb ass still arguing over this.

oh wow, what an original comment. Yes, i absolutely still stick to my guns because i have self respect and my arguments weren't and still aren't wrong.

Jesus Christ. You are a persistent troll I love it though.

i'm not a troll, both of the graphs support my argument and all i was ever challenged on was how i interpreted the graph which is fine, people can disagree, but i'm not wrong. the graph trends from bottom left, to upper right. 5 of 6 categories themselves also share that trend within their categories. I'm not crazy, wrong, or a troll. I'm just right and i won't back down just because a pair of subs want to brigade.

Man, the heart and soul that goes into trolling two whole subs is impressive.

ive never walked away in my life

This has been an emotional rollercoaster for me. I started out hating you, then my feelings started to just be distaste. Now I actually love you.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40yl0L8A01qbk9s5o2_500.jpg

oh i'm glad you've shown up with your insightful and hilarious comment. would you like to discuss the graph. how original you are.

you don't want to discuss the graph?

you're a fucking shallow human seeking validation on a week old hate thread. I got news for you. Nobody left to pat you on the back so fuck off.

wifu*

Ooh! In fact, since we're bringing up past pictures, may I say you look like Mike Martin, that guy from DaddyOFive who practically beat his kids?

don't know who that is or what that's from but i could really care less what you think i look like.

Good to see we're on the same page then.

You're obviously failing at whatever you're trying and it's sad

Give up

Accept defeat already it's not that bad

In fact, keep replying. We're all being entertained! Utter retard

oh i'll do this with you as long as you want. There's nothing to give up, i'm not wrong, and i won't stop. the graph trends from lower left to upper right, there is a component of cost related to calories. That's a fact.

Ok then perhaps but doesn't detract from how much of a thick dense idiot you are

Go back to StarCraft sad cunt lmao

oh noooooo, now you've really hurt me!

Aww so cute acting like you don't care awwww

i mean, i will say good things about starcraft to anyone, anywhere, any time. it's the best game there ever was or will be. and be honest with yourself, how much do you really think i care about you?

I don't even know what to say you're just gonna pretend you're a smartass lmao

Guess it's the nature of internet to harbour plebs

mmmm...k? i mean wut?

Why would you post this filth here? You tainted our good subreddit!

sup my man

Good example of why you shouldn't smoke when pregnant.

From a broad perspective more calories = more money. But only when dealing in massive numbers. At an individual level it varies widely.

Counterpoint, Truffles.

One comment is hardly enough lulz OP... I didn't even get a chuckle out of that. What the....

What i really want to know is how he goes through two cans of dip during lunch

Imagine my shock when a potato doesn't buy it's own food, and has no idea how any of this works...

I think it would be cool if we had a calorie tax.