Hi :)

wus poppin 🅱

kys

who

This but unironically

It's either /u/stratodaster or its kaalaaaa. I don't care either way tbqh.

Fite me /u/PizzaRollers.

Who are you?

Wait is this really strato?

hi or u get banned

Post bussy

Fuk u nerd

hi or u get banned

hi or u get banned

hi or u get banned

Get high with my band.

Only if you guys give me backstage passes like last time.

I heard that you were a pedophile. Are those allegations true? Is that why you were gone?

Yup got busted elbow deep in fresh bussy

And this guy is a mod here? What is this place, seriously? You are harboring pedophiles, and even acting all friendly with this guy. Disgusting, completely disgusting. I will report this subreddit to WeHuntedTheMammoth so they can do an article on this sub completely.

Yeah but shes a she so she got off with time served and 5 years on a sex offender registry.

A pedo is a He. Pedos can't be female.

Anyways, an article is coming, I believe so. This whole subreddit has to be exposed to the whole world. More people should see what depraved people are part of this social "circle".

A pedo is a He. Pedos can't be female.

Straight shota just got a lot less hot. Thanks for fucking that up you fagort

Mummy PizaRollers is bullying me.

Tbh you deserve it.

hi back, i'm 80BAIT08 ^KYS

hai2u

:)

You already made a thread about this

Aren't you a bit too young to have Alzheimer's?

Are you the mod who was a baby

Jesus, could you be a bit more subtle? I can see your boner from over here.

No, I mean a literal baby not a babe

haha, it's sentient.

My first try: http://explosm.net/rcg/nksyeduts

yo are u fin?

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Fuck you. ┌∩┐(◣ _ ◢)┌∩┐

Welcome back Noodles!

Nice flair.

Serious question - how on Earth are you still a moderator here? You're almost comically bad at it, you're nearly universally hated, and though I doubt you're capable of realizing it you do not, in fact, know better than the community you moderate as to what that community wants. Shit, just look at how you're being downvoted in this thread - that's not people saying that they disagree with what you're saying, that's people saying that they disagree with you as a person. That's a whole bunch of people who didn't even care about the "drama" you're linking, they just wanted to send you a quick "go fuck yourself". I get that some people live such pathetically unrewarding lives that the minor imitation power they get from moderating a mediocre subreddit makes things worthwhile to them, but at this point, isn't it embarrassing? I mean, is the tiny little high you get from deleting any comments critical of you and your ideas really worth the shame that you ought to be feeling in knowing that the most popular thing that you could possibly do at this point would be to delete your account? What's the point? So, yeah. Go ahead and delete this comment now, and the countless other comments that will no doubt pop up over the rest of the week pointing out what a fucktarded idea this megathread bullshit that you've arbitrarily decided to force on the sub is. Turn this into the same desolate graveyard we had last week, with your Baghdad Bob-esque "no guys the megathread totally works see I'm even linking drama" comment buried under hundreds of [deleted]s. Won't change the fact that you're a fucking horrible moderator a single iota.

Is this new pasta?

naw

An oldie but a goodie.

newfriends don't recognize this pasta

Not an argument

Anyway, hi. :)

/u/Stratodaster!? Missed u bby.

If not, neck yourself.

Ban yourself

no1curr smellodaster

That's not true. I curr

smellialflamingo.

You'll fry for this.

nuh uh

Last night I had a dream I was pregnant. I'm male by the way. True story.

shh, the adults are talking now

ferinex was right all along, r/drama is now a weapon of The Fempire (pbuh)

im confused

we know bb

ha oops, not you, i misspelled the username because i can't do anything right in life

You meant u/ferenix2 btw

oh yeah him thx u/JackTheOrca

[removed]

im sorry u/JoanOfOrc ):

Why do you have to be the way that you are. Why can't you just....not be like that.

idk!

Fempire is French for kitchen right?

I said I would respond to pings so here I am, this time months passed after the last one and you were able to find me on a night where I woke up very early, this is definitely not a coincidence and something is going on. Saying the "fempire" is just a way to underestimate the magnitude of It and its being part of the chain of command that coordinates every day all over the world in every field.

Well said

this but unironically

No

Strats why did you leave and why did you return?

you sucking?

mod me u cuccboi

cuccboi

rude

me_irl

i love that

context pls history nerd

https://art.famsf.org/thomas-nast/social-science-solved-harpers-weekly-april-10-1880-cover-page-1963302018

Even back in 1880 people called it Commiefornia

did anyone even notice you were gone? or were you gone for 5 minutes?

also hi

Go away

So have you mutilated yourself yet?

Yo.

Hello.

If you spend your formative years obsessed with internet drama, you grow up to be like /u/snallygaster

Truly a fate worse than death.

I think you're neat.

You think too highly.

https://youtu.be/PS9t0hJqoeA?t=62

I hope your mother gets scabies

hey don't hate on the champs! Ohio doesn't deserve happiness

FUCK YOU

This never gets old.

This is very true.

Tits or gtfo, tbh.

user reports:
1: surplus autism
1: n-notice me mod-senpai
1: Who is this?
1: literally the second "hi2u frands im beck XDDD" post from the T E E N A G E mod, ffs
1: white people nonsense
1: Stop modding SJWs

lmao /u/phedre someone mistook you for teenacran193

Gross.

so is casual transmisogyny

checc urself

checc ur thicc dicc privilegg

thats not nice :(

:(

Here is a picture of a kitten to cheer you up

27000 karma

Fuck this website

/r/circlebroke2 ---------->

oh oops thanks, i thought i was there

I saw that you typed a sad face emoticon in your comment, so I just wanted to let you know that I hope you have a wonderful day!

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1: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DA SJOOS ARE RUINING /r/DRAMA

i'll have u know my mum is v proud of me

pussy your all about a bunch of nonsense, money all up on my conscience

Hi dummy

fake delete this

who the fuck are you? fuck off

No One Cares

U cuck

Hello.

Boy it sure is summer in here

finally

Seriously who the fuck are you?

Get back in the oven, you're clearly half baked just like this post.

i mostly like garage rock, psych rock, a little punk, etc.

"I play guitar, but I'm not very talented"

man you went creepily far in my history for that one

I sorted by top actually. Still, fair point.

Hi are you still a big nerd

Wait....Noodles?

Fuk u.