Dear GAWD, there are a lot of gay people on here. Anyone who would spend half a second finding fault with anything about these pictures is a sexually frusterated gay guy who is pissed that the straight guys get to see celebrity clitorises every day while the celeb penises stay thankfully clothed (except for that unfortunate Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber incidents; Justin Bieber is a gay dude for sure, since only gay guys really want to show their schlong as much as he does – straight men keep it hidden unless a woman asks for it to be pulled out since they are smart enough to know that only gay guys like looking at it anyway). Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Gay dudes, let us straight guys just be happy when we see a joyful picture like this and stop trying to piss all over it. If anybody is going to be pissing, then I hope it’s Ronda Roussey in a video leak (no pun intended) next week or so. That I’d like to see.
I don’t begrudge anyone for being gay unless they are on this site trying to ruin my party. Go to mrman.com, sign up, and enjoy some naked male celebs all night long rather than trolling on here, please. I don’t go to your gay porn sites and criticize all the gay porn dudes. Why do you have to come on here and criticize my ladies? Geez, there’s just too much anger in the world.
Anyway, now that I’ve attended to that bit of business, back to the matter at hand. That photo is, without question, tied with the Abigail Spencer masturbation videos for the best celeb nude leak of all time. At first, I was sure that it was fake, but when I finally convinced myself it was real I could barely contain my excitement. I couldn’t tell you how many hours I spent photoshopping Ronda’s bodypaint photos trying to get a glimpse under the “hood”, no pun intended for the second time. Little did I dream that one day she’d purposely on accident release a photo of herself with her beautiful, shaven, sweet hood on full display.
There’s only one problem. Now that I’ve seen that picture of Ronda Roussey, I don’t think there’s another nude release ever that could make me this happy. It’s like I have achieved the pinnacle of my sexual goals in life by seeing that photo and there’s nothing left to achieve. When you spend your whole life in search of the perfect celebrity nude and then it pops up by surprise and wallops you across the head, you suddenly realize that you have reached the top of the mountain and there’s nothing else to try to achieve.
The good news is that I should be more sexually calm from now on. Now that I’ve seen Ronda this naked, there’s no frusteration left. I came, I saw, I conquered. I’m going to miss the thrill of the hunt, but it has been sweet catching my visual prize. I’ll forever be grateful to Ronda for accidentally on purpose showing us her sweet genitalia. She stands tall next to Abigail Spencer on my bank of spank trophy shelf.
Of course, the one way to find a higher mountain to climb would be if Ronda showed up at my door and offered to let me put my face in her thing. But that isn’t going to happen, is it?
She may no longer be the MMA champ, but she is the champ of nudes. Only Abigail Spencer has come close to creating this level of excitement in me. I don’t know how it can be topped.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll still look forward to celeb nudes, but I think Ronda has set a standard that cannot be beaten by anyone. I’d sure like to see some famous ladies try, though. Time to whip it out, girls. There’s nothing to be embarrassed about anymore. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every shaved celeb vagina at this point. There’s so much material out there that men have a hard time keeping up with it all. Take your turn, mark your place in history, and make a lot of guys like me very happy. There’s no harm in bringing joy to the world.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-06-30
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n/a Cake_eater666 2017-06-30
So fake. Rhonda's box would be 100% roastie after she got Schaub'ed on the daily.
n/a saint2e 2017-06-30
Ronda ARousey?
n/a DistortedLines 2017-06-30
n/a _12345 2017-06-30
Dear GAWD, there are a lot of gay people on here. Anyone who would spend half a second finding fault with anything about these pictures is a sexually frusterated gay guy who is pissed that the straight guys get to see celebrity clitorises every day while the celeb penises stay thankfully clothed (except for that unfortunate Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber incidents; Justin Bieber is a gay dude for sure, since only gay guys really want to show their schlong as much as he does – straight men keep it hidden unless a woman asks for it to be pulled out since they are smart enough to know that only gay guys like looking at it anyway). Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Gay dudes, let us straight guys just be happy when we see a joyful picture like this and stop trying to piss all over it. If anybody is going to be pissing, then I hope it’s Ronda Roussey in a video leak (no pun intended) next week or so. That I’d like to see.
I don’t begrudge anyone for being gay unless they are on this site trying to ruin my party. Go to mrman.com, sign up, and enjoy some naked male celebs all night long rather than trolling on here, please. I don’t go to your gay porn sites and criticize all the gay porn dudes. Why do you have to come on here and criticize my ladies? Geez, there’s just too much anger in the world.
Anyway, now that I’ve attended to that bit of business, back to the matter at hand. That photo is, without question, tied with the Abigail Spencer masturbation videos for the best celeb nude leak of all time. At first, I was sure that it was fake, but when I finally convinced myself it was real I could barely contain my excitement. I couldn’t tell you how many hours I spent photoshopping Ronda’s bodypaint photos trying to get a glimpse under the “hood”, no pun intended for the second time. Little did I dream that one day she’d purposely on accident release a photo of herself with her beautiful, shaven, sweet hood on full display.
There’s only one problem. Now that I’ve seen that picture of Ronda Roussey, I don’t think there’s another nude release ever that could make me this happy. It’s like I have achieved the pinnacle of my sexual goals in life by seeing that photo and there’s nothing left to achieve. When you spend your whole life in search of the perfect celebrity nude and then it pops up by surprise and wallops you across the head, you suddenly realize that you have reached the top of the mountain and there’s nothing else to try to achieve.
The good news is that I should be more sexually calm from now on. Now that I’ve seen Ronda this naked, there’s no frusteration left. I came, I saw, I conquered. I’m going to miss the thrill of the hunt, but it has been sweet catching my visual prize. I’ll forever be grateful to Ronda for accidentally on purpose showing us her sweet genitalia. She stands tall next to Abigail Spencer on my bank of spank trophy shelf.
Of course, the one way to find a higher mountain to climb would be if Ronda showed up at my door and offered to let me put my face in her thing. But that isn’t going to happen, is it?
She may no longer be the MMA champ, but she is the champ of nudes. Only Abigail Spencer has come close to creating this level of excitement in me. I don’t know how it can be topped.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll still look forward to celeb nudes, but I think Ronda has set a standard that cannot be beaten by anyone. I’d sure like to see some famous ladies try, though. Time to whip it out, girls. There’s nothing to be embarrassed about anymore. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every shaved celeb vagina at this point. There’s so much material out there that men have a hard time keeping up with it all. Take your turn, mark your place in history, and make a lot of guys like me very happy. There’s no harm in bringing joy to the world.
n/a Sabrayet 2017-06-30
i disagree
n/a SxsyLeaf 2017-06-30
2/10
n/a saint2e 2017-06-30
smdh
n/a _12345 2017-06-30
Nah, I found it posted on the comment section of celebrity nudes type blog. Thought it deserved a wider audience
n/a saint2e 2017-06-30
I take back my comment. Well done.
n/a vikingboogers 2017-06-30
Is this a copypasta I missed?
n/a FallingOverSideways 2017-06-30
tl;dr
n/a OniTan 2017-06-30
Almost as bad as Chyna's cunt.
n/a subpoutine 2017-06-30
gib pics plox
n/a OniTan 2017-06-30
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1506547497
n/a subpoutine 2017-06-30
This... this is not what I was hoping for.
n/a MG87 2017-06-30
Fake, still jacked off tho.