New lolcow posts 800 words of reeee about how he failed a bunch of community college classes because he's too smart, and we're all wagecucks who he's gonna automate.

49  2017-07-01 by [deleted]

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This is why we need mayocide.

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You seem to have a hard-on for me for no reason. Hop off my dick.

Hey, you're the one who turned my shitpost (under fifty upvotes) into a 329-comment slapfight with you going against the entire sub.

Because they were wrong and I had to call them out on it.

Uh-huh.

So why you have a hard-on for me?

This is /r/Drama. You're an abundant source of Drama.

Would you ask an oil company why it had a hard-on for the Persian Gulf?

You're the one who stirs it though for no real reason. Its almost raid like tbh iirc I remember just casually going to other subs and you would try to start shit for no real reason. Pretty sure its against reddit's ToS to do that anyway.

the tos dosen't exist you moron dumb idoit learn to read

for no real reason

Because we like drama. Are you retarded?

For someone with above average intellect you sure are retarded

Pretty sure its against reddit's ToS to do that anyway.

Please do escalate your concerns to the admins, preferably somewhere publicly viewable

They will surely be the one to make the admins do something other than fuck up reddit more!

It's more of a tard-on.

Cause we're fiending for that bussy, now send pics.

"Self-proclaimed smartest man on reddit gets into Internet slapfight with autists. Full article on Page 11."

Which cal State is your dream school? Your dumbass sure as shit not getting into a uc mr. w boy

Nor one of the better CSU schools.

UC Bussyville

He'll be back in a few months bragging about getting into UC Merced.

Ah, good ol UC Community College

Honest question when was the last time you went on a date?

Because they were wrong and I had to call them sperg out on it.

Seriously dude, you need to work on your sentence structure. It doesn't matter how good you are at C++ if nobody can understand your comments.

dude abandon your account for a few months

just make a new one

I'm an employer in the tech industry. And I have a bit of advice for you: take some remedial English writing classes. You clearly struggle with writing. And if you can't write comprehensible English then you're not going to get anywhere in life.

Shit gets real

real dumb, yeah. get it?

like you

You thought that was worth typing...

as usual, i'm drinking, and so thought you were Mr Mensa. sorry broheim, you're awesome

Lol cheers. Bout to get started myself

bonsoir motherfucker :)

When I consider myself better than most everyone else, it's because of my accomplishments in life. This guy's standard is just "Well, I bet I could do something with my life."

lol /u/Reshefofdestruction

No one who posts on r/drama has "above average intelect", /u/Reshefofdestruction

It's mainly cause we're all drunk posting tho

it's like LARPing without the magic missiles

Drunk posting is best tho.

As for my website if you want to call 1000 dollars a month a pittance

lol

That $400 spending money is some baller shit, too!

Key word could not will and they do not matter. Again, especially if you can explain away them, which wouldn't be hard to do cuz the admissions officers themselves would raise some eye brows as to why you are following IGETC over say 7 course breadth anyway. Comp sci does not have too many courses that overlap with IGETC and is discouraged by everyone at these UCs and guess what I was recommended by the advisors at my college, the same advisors whose it is to be on top of their shit and are responsible for telling the student which classes they should and should not take in order to gain admission into their uni of choice? That's right IGETC the same IGETC that puts stress on a lot of social science and humanities courses which are ultimately unnecessary and not needed for technical fields. If you want to say that is on me for putting my faith into people who are supposed to have my best interests then you are a fool because again that's why they are being paid, that's why they have a salary and are hired for that position its crazy how you overlook this. The same way you overlook the very fact that even the professors in my college say the same thing I cannot think of a single, a single professor who would recommend to go to the advisors as to what classes they need for their intended major, not even the admissions office says they are good cuz again I spoke to them personally when I had to drop classes and one of them said personally to me that they get a lot of students who are given poor information on classes they need and then end up dropping said courses. My mother knows another admissions officer as well and she said its to keep students in the system for longer so they could earn more money off the students and it was intended by design. Take that for what you will cuz I know the actual truth and I have experienced it myself. Its also why I believe there is a high turnover rate of advisors at my cc because a lot of them give poor information they get found out for it and are laid off. From the 2 years I have stayed at my cc I have seen totally different staff working there every time I went there I'll admit I only went their three times because I wanted to talk to them as little as possible due to the bad rep they from the student body and literally everyone even the college staff.

As for my website if you want to call 1000 dollars a month a pittance by all means but that plus the amount I earn from mining nets me around 1500 dollars a month which I am able to live off of and even have a good amount of money leftover even after I pay all my bills and everything I sitting at around 400 dollars I can spend on whatever I feel like.

I am again at an above average IQ, I am able to make money off of skills that are relevant for my job field. I have years of experience compared to most people who come into cs and have finished a lot of the higher level math and math that is not even required for my degree I have a lot of things still very well going for me and a pretty positive trend in my gpa. I am willing to assume if I get a 3.8 or something around that range that will bump me up to a level where I will get a competitive enough gpa to get admitted. Combine that with a pretty solid portfolio of multiple projects I have worked on and the website I manage and I am looking at a pretty damn good shot at a career as well that will pay fairly well as well. With programming, software engineering and even to a lesser extent computer science its not the degree, or the gpa that matter, but what you do with it. If you have a pretty good portfolio to back up the credentials you should be fairly well off in any pursuit you choose. Although of course your mileage may vary if you are doing something purely academic like computer science you could have a more challenging time to get anything worthwhile vs say programming where you could probably land at least a job that can pay you 60k and work up from there, because at that point it really doesn't matter as you already have your foot in the door so to speak.

Tasty pasta

/r/Reshefofdestruction will be posting in communism and anarchist subs in 2 years after he realizes that he's a complete failure and needs handouts from actual successful people

/u/Reshefofdestruction will be posting in socialism/communism subs in 2 years after he realizes that he's a complete failure and needs handouts from actually successful people

Did a child write this?

Only way it'd be excusable

Smh you kid apologist

You just don't understand his genius. Even Albert Tesla didn't learn to speak or wirelessly electrocute lightbulbs with AC current until he was 47 years old.

The Internet was a mistake

Nigga you think I'm reading all that shit? I'd rather watch retards eat watermelon.