A lone Amerifat waddles to his country's defense after someone links to a 3-year-old poll showing that the rest of the world thinks the USA is kinda shit

26  2017-07-01 by [deleted]

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Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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/u/Mick0331 are you just trolling or do you not know anything about statistical sampling? Come defend yourself, and also please post pictures of your asshole.

It's still shit data Numbers Are Hard

Of course it's the biggest threat, it has the most power.

Is that a statistics joke? Cuz lol nerdfag

/u/Mick0331 is doing wonders to salvage the US's bad reputation for being full of hyper-aggressive retards.

Well, we get that from killing you folks without a care. Internet posts? Meh.

you folks

Your drone pilots are dumbfucks from Tennessee who joined the military to find wives who weren't their cousins. I doubt they could find my country even with Google maps, tyvm.

So like sheep people?

Lol sure. Everyone who isn't brown is sheep people.

I worked in Five Eyes and I couldn't even tell you what NZ's SIGINT agency was called. Super important people that everyone cares about.

Doesn't surprise me, the NZ/Canadian/Australian perception of the US intelligence agencies is that the name is oxymoronic. The British don't count because they've only just discovered the internet.

No, I'm sure they're really important

You say these things, but all I hear is "Russia haxxed muh election, plz send halp"

Totally

Confusing politicians abusing intelligence agencies with actual intelligence work.

Didn't you hear? The FBI are still Homeys with Comey.

Pretty much.

Well, we were on an upward trend until Trump.

But yeah, I don't think we'll be recovering from this.

That's the price of being the best. Every shit stain with two inches of dick wants to prove they're tougher and every empty hole wants their shit pushed in by us.

Upward trend until Trump

Faggot, we are unquestionably still better than everyone else.

By what metric?

Weapons

Freedom.

Socialist propaganda.

Oh, ok.

"Sample size is too small" is the last refuge of incompetence.

"But...but...AmeriKKKA is super bad cause they do things I don't agree with unlike my country _______ which has never done anything wrong and has never made an error against people in it's history :::(((("