I want to know how that happened. He was behind her, she turns around, and then what? Does she bend him over and choke him? Does she turn him around and choke him from behind?
In most Western countries there is something akin to "Dylan's Law" where if you're crying like a bitch the police are obligated to shame you on social media.
If this man had been 4 inches taller, had a wider frame, had a deep tan, clearer skin, lower hairline, was muscular, had neck and hand tattoos and a positive canthal tilt this tweet would have never existed.
...positive canthal tilt...
...canthal tilt...
How delusional do you have to be to lurk plastic surgery forums obsessing over barely perceptible facial features and trying to figure out if you're ugly or not?
Hey, u/h3rting, do you sit at home with a straight edge and tailor's tape measuring yourself? Do you keep a spreadsheet for that shit, or do you use a cheap spiral notebook covered in tendie grease? I bet you have your dick size recorded in weird units of measure, like rods to the hogshead, don't you?
Pro-tip: Women aren't your problem, son. You are your problem.
Barely perceptible? The coping in this post is so strong I can almost taste it. You're obviously an average looking to below average looking man and you're in intense amounts of denial when confronted with this stuff, which is natural. Look at an attractive male's face. Have you ever thought to yourself "why does my brain register this face as attractive?". You probably haven't, you just know they're attractive instinctively. I'm literally listing the objective traits that make a person attractive. I know it hurts and it's bitter to come to terms with the idea that you might not actually be attractive to women in the way you think you are. It's much more liberating to wake up to reality my boy, stop fighting it
You post in Incels, and yet you have the nerve to accuse me of being in denial. Holy shit, you need some industrial grade psychiatric care, motherfucker.
Here's an idea for you. Why don't you shit-can your "expert" opinion on what women find attractive until you actually manage to fuck one?
Oh, and for the record, I had to look up canthal tilt. Turns out mine is slightly positive. Now go play a quiet game of hide and go fuck yourself. I bet you're really good at it.
He probably would be. Point is it doesn't matter. You can look like Christopher Walken, you just need enough game and women will line up to suck your dick. Look at who Christina Hendricks is married to.
Yeah, I don't understand either why the homeless people are whining about being hungry or being cold or occasionally being curb stomped by the police. They should become millionaires!
...the snozberries guy, also known as Geoffrey Arend, is only familiar to people as "that dumb guy who ate all the drugs in super troopers and mumbles about snozberries." He isn't famous and he certainly hasn't won an Oscar. He is talented, true. But the point is you don't have to look handsome to win at life. You just have to, you know, not be a loser.
What are you so mad about? I post in incels because i'm literally not in denial, you sad cuck. I know what reality is. You're in total denial trying to convince yourself objective human beauty standards don't exist, because you're obviously unattractive. it's truly pathetic. You're also grown man posting on a sub called /r/drama. Calm down, cuckboy
I post in incels because i'm literally not in denial, you sad cuck. I know what reality is. You're in total denial trying to convince yourself objective human beauty standards don't exist, because you're obviously unattractive. it's truly pathetic. You're also grown man posting on a sub called /r/drama. Calm down, cuckboy
tfw "cuck" is your only insult becuz youre fucken horribads denialfucking a streetlight pole
Look at an attractive male's face. Have you ever thought to yourself "why does my brain register this face as attractive?". You probably haven't, you just know they're attractive instinctively and you're drawn to their appearance.
I've seen Top Gun quite a few times, and not once did it ever occur to me that I better flog myself because Tom Cruise is so hot. Maybe if you incels ever stopped and made any attempt to appreciate women instead of ogling sexy men you would have more success.
I mean, I know brad pitt is sexy because women tell me he is. The only actor I find sexy is Jared Leto, and that's because if I go crosseyed he looks like a chick.
I hate to break it to you but mentally healthy people don't really give a shit that they're not incredibly attractive. Most of them still manage to get laid and be happy because they aren't self-obsessed losers that blame every problem they have on their genes. Weird.
You know, in a choice between two otherwise-identical cars, yeah, most people will choose the one without the dents and rust spots -- but every one, every time, will pick the beat-up car over the one with a warped head.
I always have to try hard not to respond to any of the comments when I get linked to r/incels. There's no point and you can be there all day with the beatbox of experience and logic and they are just too blind and bitter to hear it.
/u/shinjoe why do you keep going? You clearly are extremely depressed and bring 0 value to the world. What's the point really? You will never be happy, you will never find love, and you will never find success.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-07-02
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n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-02
Drunk asshole got his ass handed to him.
n/a OniTan 2017-07-02
In her mind.
n/a Honk4Tits 2017-07-02
Whoever this Chad fellow is he sounds pretty cool.
n/a LadyVetinari 2017-07-02
I wonder if he's single
n/a ShinJoe 2017-07-02
That's the look of a subhuman about to get assraped by BBC in prison.
n/a hakkzpets 2017-07-02
I'm curios who took this picture. I can't imagine the police letting random people take pictures of hand cuffed suspects.
n/a blue-hoodie-guy 2017-07-02
Why not? If the girl taking the picture was attractive enough, she could get away with a few kicks too against the hand-cuffed guy.
n/a OniTan 2017-07-02
She claims security took the picture and sent it to her. I never heard of any venue doing that and this story sounds fake as fuck.
n/a Chicup 2017-07-02
A chick dragging a guy out in a chokehold is where the fake as fuck started.
n/a OniTan 2017-07-02
I want to know how that happened. He was behind her, she turns around, and then what? Does she bend him over and choke him? Does she turn him around and choke him from behind?
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-07-02
In most Western countries there is something akin to "Dylan's Law" where if you're crying like a bitch the police are obligated to shame you on social media.
n/a bostonbob1987 2017-07-02
Yeah. It's made up bullshit.
n/a MrAnalog 2017-07-02
Fucking seriously, this is what we're doing now?
How delusional do you have to be to lurk plastic surgery forums obsessing over barely perceptible facial features and trying to figure out if you're ugly or not?
Hey, u/h3rting, do you sit at home with a straight edge and tailor's tape measuring yourself? Do you keep a spreadsheet for that shit, or do you use a cheap spiral notebook covered in tendie grease? I bet you have your dick size recorded in weird units of measure, like rods to the hogshead, don't you?
Pro-tip: Women aren't your problem, son. You are your problem.
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n/a h3rting 2017-07-02
Barely perceptible? The coping in this post is so strong I can almost taste it. You're obviously an average looking to below average looking man and you're in intense amounts of denial when confronted with this stuff, which is natural. Look at an attractive male's face. Have you ever thought to yourself "why does my brain register this face as attractive?". You probably haven't, you just know they're attractive instinctively. I'm literally listing the objective traits that make a person attractive. I know it hurts and it's bitter to come to terms with the idea that you might not actually be attractive to women in the way you think you are. It's much more liberating to wake up to reality my boy, stop fighting it
n/a MrAnalog 2017-07-02
You post in Incels, and yet you have the nerve to accuse me of being in denial. Holy shit, you need some industrial grade psychiatric care, motherfucker.
Here's an idea for you. Why don't you shit-can your "expert" opinion on what women find attractive until you actually manage to fuck one?
Oh, and for the record, I had to look up canthal tilt. Turns out mine is slightly positive. Now go play a quiet game of hide and go fuck yourself. I bet you're really good at it.
n/a ____________13 2017-07-02
Look at this hideous freak with a negative canthal tilt
n/a blue-hoodie-guy 2017-07-02
You really think he wouldn't be much more attractive with a positive canthal tilt?
n/a ____________13 2017-07-02
4/10 would not bang.
n/a leetdood_shadowban2 2017-07-02
He probably would be. Point is it doesn't matter. You can look like Christopher Walken, you just need enough game and women will line up to suck your dick. Look at who Christina Hendricks is married to.
n/a blue-hoodie-guy 2017-07-02
Yeah, I don't understand either why the homeless people are whining about being hungry or being cold or occasionally being curb stomped by the police. They should become millionaires!
n/a ason 2017-07-02
Hobos get more action than incels just by trading K2 for tug jobs.
n/a leetdood_shadowban2 2017-07-02
...the snozberries guy, also known as Geoffrey Arend, is only familiar to people as "that dumb guy who ate all the drugs in super troopers and mumbles about snozberries." He isn't famous and he certainly hasn't won an Oscar. He is talented, true. But the point is you don't have to look handsome to win at life. You just have to, you know, not be a loser.
n/a h3rting 2017-07-02
What are you so mad about? I post in incels because i'm literally not in denial, you sad cuck. I know what reality is. You're in total denial trying to convince yourself objective human beauty standards don't exist, because you're obviously unattractive. it's truly pathetic. You're also grown man posting on a sub called /r/drama. Calm down, cuckboy
n/a doughboy011 2017-07-02
"I have never and will never be with a woman, but I definitely know more about relationships than normal people".
n/a jcpb 2017-07-02
tfw "cuck" is your only insult becuz youre fucken horribads denialfucking a streetlight pole
n/a Miguk_Saram 2017-07-02
I've seen Top Gun quite a few times, and not once did it ever occur to me that I better flog myself because Tom Cruise is so hot. Maybe if you incels ever stopped and made any attempt to appreciate women instead of ogling sexy men you would have more success.
n/a pitaenigma 2017-07-02
I mean, I know brad pitt is sexy because women tell me he is. The only actor I find sexy is Jared Leto, and that's because if I go crosseyed he looks like a chick.
n/a Chicup 2017-07-02
Most "pretty boys" would look good in a dress.
n/a cultish_alibi 2017-07-02
Well, no actually. Have you tried joining the bussy brigade?
n/a fernsauce 2017-07-02
I hate to break it to you but mentally healthy people don't really give a shit that they're not incredibly attractive. Most of them still manage to get laid and be happy because they aren't self-obsessed losers that blame every problem they have on their genes. Weird.
n/a Timorm0rtis 2017-07-02
You know, in a choice between two otherwise-identical cars, yeah, most people will choose the one without the dents and rust spots -- but every one, every time, will pick the beat-up car over the one with a warped head.
n/a h3rting 2017-07-02
cope
n/a Chicup 2017-07-02
You know whats more attractive than a positive canthal tilt?
Money.
/r/incels should work on being /r/personalfinance . I know if I was an ugly mother fucker with no game I'd be working my ass off to be rich.
n/a offroadcountry 2017-07-02
Wtf is a canthal tilt?
n/a PhatDuck 2017-07-02
I always have to try hard not to respond to any of the comments when I get linked to r/incels. There's no point and you can be there all day with the beatbox of experience and logic and they are just too blind and bitter to hear it.
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
Rule 1) Be Chad
Rule 2) Don't be a fucking creepy gross beta cuck
n/a John_Ketch 2017-07-02
Props he tried. Maybe next time, go to the gym more than once in a decade and you'll be able to get out of a chokehold from a girl.
n/a OniTan 2017-07-02
According to her fictional story he slammed her into the wall and then the security guards white knighted for her.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-07-02
That's why you gotta practise running quickly
n/a JumbledFun 2017-07-02
/u/shinjoe why do you keep going? You clearly are extremely depressed and bring 0 value to the world. What's the point really? You will never be happy, you will never find love, and you will never find success.