I wonder what goes through the mind of ">people" like you when you make these godawful posts. Is it caused by a childhood that was full of neglect and social exclusion?
I'm a moderate, sweetie. Please feel free to kill yourself to rectify your mistake at any time. Be sure to record it while you're at it, mayocide is always more fun when it's shared with others.
No, it's where I laugh at you being a bitch while waiting for mankind to blow itself up so we can get the real party started.
In all seriousness, being a moderate (at least to me/as far as it goes in my case) is being in the sort of gray area between the right and the left. In other words, I'm an equal opportunity dick. Now bend over and bite the pillow, I just got done jimmying your window open and it's time for some fun.
That's not much to read at all, maybe if your attention span wasn't as pathetic as your indignant arrogance you'd have the ability to read my last comment without a problem like everyone else.
Man doesn't jewdank know she is the queen of drama and our favorite lolcow. u/PM_ME_FREE_FOOD have you gotten over your jealousy of the hotter chicks who degrade themselves for neckbeards
You're so autistic you belong in our special education department. You lack enough self awareness to realize that you calling me bitter is not only stating the obvious but also hypocritical. Also, how the fuck does someone's bitterness disqualify them as a r/drama user? You need to read the sidebar you flaming white trash cum junkie.
Now you're just grasping at straws in a desperate attempt to try regurgitating shit that's already been fling at you like the sad washed up sack of shit that you are, lol. You must be severely handicapped to run out of fresh ideas for comebacks to hurl at those who like to troll you for being a useless dried up cum rag with no self control. You lack the ability to keep yourself rooted in reality and I suggest you seek professional help (especially if you're projecting opioid abuse onto others). If all else fails you can always do the Cobain and use a 12ga as a mic.
Yet you bothered to reply with a shitty generic response typical of all used up whores who've out lived their usefulness and value to society. At least you still have your ego intact.
Ahahahahahaha the kid is probably the biggest fucking loser on reddit. All he does is shitpost trumptard memes and get mad when someone puts him in his place, then he rages like a fat retard and post stalks your comment history, ping trolls, ect.
The best part is that he hasn't just been doing this sad, embarrassing, lifeless nonsense for the 3 months his current account has been active, it goes back much farther then that:
Getting dominated in reddit comments by his betters and then throwing an endless tantrum about it is literally all the kid has in his sad life. It's hilarious. Oh, and he literally does this 24/7, 365. Look through his post history and try and find a single full day where he's taken a break from shitposting embarrassing trash to reddit or isn't in some kind of petty slap fight.
I'm lean but not little my dear banana manlet. Tell me, what is about those who are not heterosexual or Asian that makes you lose your shit so quickly? Some sort of complex? Is it that you're simply a fickle cuck?
nice photoshop, exposing you is so easy when you ALWAYS reply with in seconds to comments that never showed up in your inbox, lmao so fucking so you just sit around scanning these threads waiting for someone to maybe mention you.
There were a couple that popped up during her meltdown, but ILoveFrames was one of those that she would continually forget to logout of when commenting on shit.
So it's just coincidence you leave Reddit for 3 months (around the time Jewdank did) . . . have no activity . . . then reappear on a random Sunday morning to announce Jewdank has won an award (at the same time Jewdank posts her content to the sub)?
No, she left in January, 6 months ago. So no, not around the same time.
And it's not a random Sunday morning. The winner is always announced within the first few days into a new month, because that only makes sense. And it's based on specific rules that are clearly readable on the side bar:
the most submissions in the top 50 for the month.
and the title can only be won once per year, again per our sidebar:
Once you've won a Miss PAWG title, you will not be eligible to win again until the following year
Well, as you can see all those posts are in a sub I mod, the purpose was to give that sub content. I'm not the type to make posts, I just comment on things from time to time. You'll see my comment history is more varied.
Can you explain that second rule? You say she can't win again for a year but then ask say it's the second time in a row? Just confused and would like some clarification. Thanks dank!
Seriously, if you showed me their replies and covered up their usernames I wouldn't have thought any alts were involved. It's the same attitude of trying to act like she doesn't give a shit while aggressively defending her ego and online presence.
I did. If it's not an alt then it's the creepiest post history ever it's ONLY jewdank stufd. It's not rocket science I'm not sure how she denounces it as an alt...
Lol this is just pathetic now jewdank. It would be better damage control to just admit it. Trying to claim it's coincidence that your alts ONLY are on Reddit when you are. And disappear when you do, come on. No one believes you
Why would I care about damage control when it's so funny to see you all try to convince me that I'm someone else? Hahhaha
Seriously though, even your reasons make no sense. When did I claim coincidence? She became inactive 6 months ago, and I commented for months after. But apparently we "disappeared at the same time". Lol
I, personally, don't care about anyone wanting to post their nakey time pictures online, but have you thought about posting a picture of yourself with a piece of paper stating your name or what not? Or have you not shown your face? Sorry if I'm behind here, I don't keep up on this type of stuff.
Say what you will about ms dank, she's pretty good at photoshop, or otherwise has access to someone with decent skill.
I'd believe it if I saw video of someone saying that they were /u/Iloveframes holding a card with a date and their reddit username URL. Anything sort of that and it could easily be faked.
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She might've been Miss PAWG for June 2017 without this. Sad. I was just posting about how Barry Bonds ruined his reputation with steroids when he was great either way. That's how I feel about Jewdank.
I wanted to fuck you (but not talk to you) regardless, lady. No reason to do this, it's just weird.
u/McDewjank Jesus giving yourself an award on your own subreddit where you're at least two of the mods that's kind of like getting an award at the special Olympics.
Giving yourself an award on your own subreddit where you're at least two of the mods is like giving yourself an award on your own subreddit where you're at least two of the mods.
I don't have a different comparison because there's not a lot that's more pathetic.
Drama neckbeards just can't stand the sight of an empowered womyn entrepreneur. What have you all done with your lives? Bet you don't have an award winning butt, or business and multimedia skills.
In the future we'll have goggles that let us see people as they'll appear in 20 years. I can't tell if in Jewdank's case I'll see a corpse, or a manatee.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-07-02
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n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Imagine being such a pathetic loser (i,e. /u/trolleytrolley39) that you go onto porn subreddits, let alone document their drama
n/a phedre 2017-07-02
Jeez jewdank, how many alts do you need?
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
I wonder what goes through the mind of ">people" like you when you make these godawful posts. Is it caused by a childhood that was full of neglect and social exclusion?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Could ask the same thing about narcissistic skanks who get shitty tattoos of their "brand" and go apeshit obsessing over their Reddit infamy.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Listen pet, I don't have a bloody scooby-doo what you're on about
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Then you haven't been paying attention you inbred scrotal shit stain.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Speak english you dumb dog
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
If I had $20 to offer you for bussy you'd be understanding me just fine you sordid bitch, lol
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Can you just stop being such a fucking tryhard trying to fit in with all us cool r/drama posters. I can smell the reddit from here
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Projection, not an argument. I can smell your sandy vagina from here. Go cry in the corner if you can't stand me.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Fucking hell I knew you were an alt-righter. Back in the cuckshed you go
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
I'm a moderate, sweetie. Please feel free to kill yourself to rectify your mistake at any time. Be sure to record it while you're at it, mayocide is always more fun when it's shared with others.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Moderate huh? Is that where you only murder half the gay rich people?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
No, it's where I laugh at you being a bitch while waiting for mankind to blow itself up so we can get the real party started.
In all seriousness, being a moderate (at least to me/as far as it goes in my case) is being in the sort of gray area between the right and the left. In other words, I'm an equal opportunity dick. Now bend over and bite the pillow, I just got done jimmying your window open and it's time for some fun.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
fuck me dead you expect me to read all this shit?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
That's not much to read at all, maybe if your attention span wasn't as pathetic as your indignant arrogance you'd have the ability to read my last comment without a problem like everyone else.
n/a kiduncool 2017-07-02
You are terrible at disguising yourself
n/a JohnTheOrc 2017-07-02
This is top class shitposting. We need more people like you.
n/a boyoyoyoyong 2017-07-02
Man doesn't jewdank know she is the queen of drama and our favorite lolcow. u/PM_ME_FREE_FOOD have you gotten over your jealousy of the hotter chicks who degrade themselves for neckbeards
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
dont like you fucking rancid swine
n/a boyoyoyoyong 2017-07-02
I'm sorry jewdank, how's your marketing going?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
You'd think that the irritable twat would appreciate the free publicity but I guess not.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
That would require not being a stark raving mad cuntberry with the IQ of a carrot to answer. Don't hold your breath waiting for a proper answer.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
Fucking hell your so bitter lmao you clearly don't belong here
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
You're so autistic you belong in our special education department. You lack enough self awareness to realize that you calling me bitter is not only stating the obvious but also hypocritical. Also, how the fuck does someone's bitterness disqualify them as a r/drama user? You need to read the sidebar you flaming white trash cum junkie.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
My mother is literally papua new guinean you fucking redneck opioid using whiteboi
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Now you're just grasping at straws in a desperate attempt to try regurgitating shit that's already been fling at you like the sad washed up sack of shit that you are, lol. You must be severely handicapped to run out of fresh ideas for comebacks to hurl at those who like to troll you for being a useless dried up cum rag with no self control. You lack the ability to keep yourself rooted in reality and I suggest you seek professional help (especially if you're projecting opioid abuse onto others). If all else fails you can always do the Cobain and use a 12ga as a mic.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
did not read a single word
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Yet you bothered to reply with a shitty generic response typical of all used up whores who've out lived their usefulness and value to society. At least you still have your ego intact.
n/a addmeontinder 2017-07-02
This was my favourite one.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Do tell, what made this your favorite over the others? I ask this for future reference and scientific purposes.
n/a addmeontinder 2017-07-02
The whole outliving her usefulness part really got me going.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
I'll be sure to come up with more quips like that when the opportunity presents itself in the future
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Yeah, you've lost once again. It's okay, maybe next time you'll do better (I doubt it but any given Sunday, right?)
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e1/ac/94/e1ac94fd50035ffe033a339d5f9a6fdf.jpg
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
WOLOLOLOLOLOL
DANCE PUPPET DANCE!
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e1/ac/94/e1ac94fd50035ffe033a339d5f9a6fdf.jpg!
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
YES, DANCE YOU MISERABLE NOODLE CHIMP!
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
n/a sitandtakeitbitch 2017-07-02
Ahahahahahaha the kid is probably the biggest fucking loser on reddit. All he does is shitpost trumptard memes and get mad when someone puts him in his place, then he rages like a fat retard and post stalks your comment history, ping trolls, ect.
The best part is that he hasn't just been doing this sad, embarrassing, lifeless nonsense for the 3 months his current account has been active, it goes back much farther then that:
https://www.reddit.com/user/KigurumiCatBoomer
Getting dominated in reddit comments by his betters and then throwing an endless tantrum about it is literally all the kid has in his sad life. It's hilarious. Oh, and he literally does this 24/7, 365. Look through his post history and try and find a single full day where he's taken a break from shitposting embarrassing trash to reddit or isn't in some kind of petty slap fight.
Good luck :)
n/a doggobotlovesyou 2017-07-02
I am happy that you are happy. Spread the happiness around.
This doggo demands it.
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
Says my all-time biggest stalker who spammed me with over 1,400 PMs in one night and got banned for it.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
You've been banned for being a cunty troll yourself. If you act petty you'll receive petty acts of retaliation in return.
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
Ohh, have I? LMAO.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Jfc you're arrogance is as awful as your ignorance
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
You're a little faggot with pink skin.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
I'm lean but not little my dear banana manlet. Tell me, what is about those who are not heterosexual or Asian that makes you lose your shit so quickly? Some sort of complex? Is it that you're simply a fickle cuck?
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
It's just pathetic, to be honest.
Homophilia, pedophilia, coprophagia, bestiality. All disgraceful, repulsive acts for complete losers who just want attention.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Do explain how me having relationships with both sexes is purely an attention seeking behavior. I love watching gymnastics.
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
More partners = more attention.
Fuckin' HOMOPHILE.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Sounds to me like you're just lonely and lashing out. This is good, we're making progress here. Now, bend over and show us that bussy my dumb puppet.
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
How homophilic of you.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
How autistic and predictable of you
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
No, how fuckin' homophilic of you, bitch.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Once again, how autistic and predictable of you
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
Homophile.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Incel
n/a sitandtakeitbitch 2017-07-02
nice photoshop, exposing you is so easy when you ALWAYS reply with in seconds to comments that never showed up in your inbox, lmao so fucking so you just sit around scanning these threads waiting for someone to maybe mention you.
LOL SAD
this is why we laugh at you
n/a KigurumiMajin 2017-07-02
You're an embarrassing homophile.
n/a sitandtakeitbitch 2017-07-02
NO ONE LIKES YOU, LMAO
n/a Aimless_Drifter 2017-07-02
your swearing sounds like a markov bot generated comment
n/a snallygaster 2017-07-02
Holy shit, that's really cool. Post face
n/a GunOfSod 2017-07-02
?? Clearly, they do.
n/a GunOfSod 2017-07-02
?? Clearly, they do.
n/a scatmunchies 2017-07-02
Any drama that gives me an excuse to gaze lovingly upon Jewdank's glorious poop portal is good drama.
n/a kiduncool 2017-07-02
She's a scag
n/a sean9217 2017-07-02
so is ur mum
n/a _Petronius 2017-07-02
Almost as sad as making up fake awards for yourself.
n/a jerry101246 2017-07-02
this unironically
n/a scatmunchies 2017-07-02
Do we know how many alts Jewdank has? /u/ILoveFrames seems like one. Are there others?
n/a trolleytrolley39 2017-07-02
There were a couple that popped up during her meltdown, but ILoveFrames was one of those that she would continually forget to logout of when commenting on shit.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
/u/Iloveframes *
n/a ILoveFrames 2017-07-02
Y'all DO realize there's a new winner every month, right? Anyway, I'm not an alt, but you guys have fun.
n/a PM_ME_FREE_FOOD 2017-07-02
I don't know what's happening I'm just desperately trying to fit in
n/a GunOfSod 2017-07-02
Just know that it's very serious business and I, for one, will be damned if this kind of shoddy business will be allowed to continue.
It's about ethics in PAWG posting, this is the hill we should all be willing to die on.
n/a kiduncool 2017-07-02
This is also jewdank
n/a trolleytrolley39 2017-07-02
So it's just coincidence you leave Reddit for 3 months (around the time Jewdank did) . . . have no activity . . . then reappear on a random Sunday morning to announce Jewdank has won an award (at the same time Jewdank posts her content to the sub)?
OK.
n/a ILoveFrames 2017-07-02
No, she left in January, 6 months ago. So no, not around the same time.
And it's not a random Sunday morning. The winner is always announced within the first few days into a new month, because that only makes sense. And it's based on specific rules that are clearly readable on the side bar:
and the title can only be won once per year, again per our sidebar:
n/a trolleytrolley39 2017-07-02
Jewdank couldn't give the award to herself, so she used her alt.
That's you. We all know you're Jewdank.
n/a ILoveFrames 2017-07-02
Well I know I'm not her, so. But suit yourself, like I said, have fun.
n/a trolleytrolley39 2017-07-02
We're not talking about the pick being random.
We're talking about the fact you used an ALT to announce it.
n/a ILoveFrames 2017-07-02
Oh I see. Well the fact is that I'm not an alt. But clearly I'm not going to dissuade you of that notion, so, shrug. That's fine
n/a trolleytrolley39 2017-07-02
Alright, Jewdank
n/a ILoveFrames 2017-07-02
Is this supposed to be proof that I'm an alt? I'm confused.
n/a CaptainMemer 2017-07-02
Prove you’re not her by posting a vag selfie.
n/a MG87 2017-07-02
Your move /u/ILoveFrames
n/a myxomat0sis_ 2017-07-02
ok jewdank
n/a Kysbu 2017-07-02
Give the non-existant mr jewdank my regards
n/a ILoveFrames 2017-07-02
lmfao
n/a PM_ME_UR_BOATHULL 2017-07-02
So my assumption based on seeing and cringing at your attention whore photos was true, you actually are an insufferable, vain, twat! gtn
34 straight male btw.
n/a boyoyoyoyong 2017-07-02
You're a terrible liar. https://out.reddit.com/t3_4jktvo?url=http%3A%2F%2Fm.imgur.com%2FRtW99hA&token=AQAAxDBZWcIkPyyt9hXhDOPksrEpL8LcvCat8P2ZMXQrbNzwBk2p&app_name=reddit.com
n/a ILoveFrames 2017-07-02
I have no idea what this sentence even is.
n/a boyoyoyoyong 2017-07-02
Read it again
n/a ILoveFrames 2017-07-02
Ah, you edited it. Okay, it makes sense now.
Well, as you can see all those posts are in a sub I mod, the purpose was to give that sub content. I'm not the type to make posts, I just comment on things from time to time. You'll see my comment history is more varied.
n/a point_shaver 2017-07-02
I just want to be part of this comment chain.
n/a ts1234666 2017-07-02
Hi mom
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-07-02
Makin' history
n/a ObeseTrump 2017-07-02
Just stick to showing ass ho
n/a lie4karma 2017-07-02
Can you explain that second rule? You say she can't win again for a year but then ask say it's the second time in a row? Just confused and would like some clarification. Thanks dank!
n/a ILoveFrames 2017-07-02
She won last year in June, so it's been over a year. Not dank!
n/a lie4karma 2017-07-02
Ahhh post made it seem like it was back to back wins. Thanks for clarification dank!
n/a kiduncool 2017-07-02
You know what makes you so wast to spot? You methods of arguing. First you deny and then end with some form of "but whatever".
Every.
Damn.
Time.
n/a thundercatte 2017-07-02
Seriously, if you showed me their replies and covered up their usernames I wouldn't have thought any alts were involved. It's the same attitude of trying to act like she doesn't give a shit while aggressively defending her ego and online presence.
n/a SuperiorExcess 2017-07-02
Yep, and I can feel the trashy radiating through torally not her alt's comments.
n/a kiduncool 2017-07-02
Check I love frames submitted history. Seriously. It's allll jewdank
n/a ObeseTrump 2017-07-02
Hahaha you stupid liar
n/a kiduncool 2017-07-02
Check iloveframes submission history. All you really need to know.
n/a PMmeYOURnudesGIRL_ 2017-07-02
I did. If it's not an alt then it's the creepiest post history ever it's ONLY jewdank stufd. It's not rocket science I'm not sure how she denounces it as an alt...
n/a MG87 2017-07-02
Are you saying you don't give shitty BJ'S like Jewdank?
n/a JumbledFun 2017-07-02
It's really sad by this point Jewdank, when do you reach your common hooker phase of your life? I assume you've already hopped on the meth train
n/a ILoveFrames 2017-07-02
You'd have more luck with this being insulting if I was her
n/a captainolivia 2017-07-02
Well if you're not her, why don't you post a picture of yourself with a sign saying u/iloveframes on it and prove everyone wrong?
n/a EpicLegendX 2017-07-02
Checkmate
n/a shutts67 2017-07-02
Ah the ol' "pics or shens"
n/a thesagaconts 2017-07-02
Got'em!
n/a SuperiorExcess 2017-07-02
Your tattoos are shit, Dank.
n/a Something_Syck 2017-07-02
Lol this is just pathetic now jewdank. It would be better damage control to just admit it. Trying to claim it's coincidence that your alts ONLY are on Reddit when you are. And disappear when you do, come on. No one believes you
n/a ILoveFrames 2017-07-02
Why would I care about damage control when it's so funny to see you all try to convince me that I'm someone else? Hahhaha
Seriously though, even your reasons make no sense. When did I claim coincidence? She became inactive 6 months ago, and I commented for months after. But apparently we "disappeared at the same time". Lol
n/a RealRealDirty 2017-07-02
I, personally, don't care about anyone wanting to post their nakey time pictures online, but have you thought about posting a picture of yourself with a piece of paper stating your name or what not? Or have you not shown your face? Sorry if I'm behind here, I don't keep up on this type of stuff.
n/a just_sauce 2017-07-02
Say what you will about ms dank, she's pretty good at photoshop, or otherwise has access to someone with decent skill.
I'd believe it if I saw video of someone saying that they were /u/Iloveframes holding a card with a date and their reddit username URL. Anything sort of that and it could easily be faked.
n/a RealRealDirty 2017-07-02
Yeeaaaah, I didn't even think hard on the Photoshop proficiency. Im an idiot.
n/a just_sauce 2017-07-02
eshokay, post bussy all is forgiben.
n/a RealRealDirty 2017-07-02
Thx be-be
n/a trevors685 2017-07-02
Just post a photo of yourself verifying it lol. You have nothing to fear if you're telling the truth
n/a kiduncool 2017-07-02
Oh she's already posted pictures of herself. As a matter of fact, that's all that she's posts. Pictures of jewdank. Check her submitted history
n/a myxomat0sis_ 2017-07-02
this is why you don't molest and sexually abuse your children. they turn into jewdank.
n/a captain_d0ge 2017-07-02
Post a photo of yourself then, "friend of Jewdank"
n/a Creeper_Van 2017-07-02
Haha how old are you to even be doing this type of non sense?
n/a ObeseTrump 2017-07-02
Hey Jew dank you lookin beat with that wonk ass tattoo ho
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-02
She won't win over at /r/Pugtastic
n/a DannyLee90 2017-07-02
That's because /u/Zachums would rig it towards Kevin.
n/a TheBatarang 2017-07-02
No need to rig it. Kevin clearly is the cutest pug.
n/a Sacrificial_Chamber 2017-07-02
Wait a minute! She's a mod there too!
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-02
Uh oh! 😨
n/a wackaman9001 2017-07-02
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n/a ThisCutsTheSurvival 2017-07-02
Yo man are you alright? Do I need to call an ambulance?
n/a wackaman9001 2017-07-02
I uhh.... pocket posted this at work I think, just based on how old it is.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-07-02
i'm one as well
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
We've been bamboozled
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n/a Card-nal 2017-07-02
She might've been Miss PAWG for June 2017 without this. Sad. I was just posting about how Barry Bonds ruined his reputation with steroids when he was great either way. That's how I feel about Jewdank.
I wanted to fuck you (but not talk to you) regardless, lady. No reason to do this, it's just weird.
n/a MG87 2017-07-02
No one will fuck you. Ever
n/a boyoyoyoyong 2017-07-02
u/McDewjank Jesus giving yourself an award on your own subreddit where you're at least two of the mods that's kind of like getting an award at the special Olympics.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Or being the smartest kid with Down's Syndrome
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-07-02
I feel personally attacked
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Well if the shoe fits...
Jk we love u BBY post bussy
n/a NormThaPenguine 2017-07-02
Tallest midget?
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Oh I like that one
n/a NoRealsOnlyFeels 2017-07-02
Giving yourself an award on your own subreddit where you're at least two of the mods is like giving yourself an award on your own subreddit where you're at least two of the mods.
I don't have a different comparison because there's not a lot that's more pathetic.
n/a ALoudMouthBaby 2017-07-02
Jewdank the kind of crazy who celebrates excessively during the medal ceremony at the Special Olympics.
n/a Shakemyears 2017-07-02
I'm gonna be this guy and say that Special Olympics athletes could probably destroy most average people at whatever sport they're trained in.
1 be_better_tomorrow 2017-07-02
Of course they would. Jimmy always wins.
n/a Chicup 2017-07-02
Just getting back from a sex party in Chicago. Did not see Jewdank there. Another opportunity lost :(
n/a ThisCatMightCheerYou 2017-07-02
You seem sad :( ... Here's a picture of a cat. Hopefully it'll cheer you up: http://random.cat/i/u7J75.jpg The internet needs more cats. It's never enough..
n/a Chicup 2017-07-02
We need a bot that sends nudes.
n/a yonicthehedgehog 2017-07-02
following jewdank drama can't be good for your health so it's fairly relevant
n/a GiantAcroyear 2017-07-02
Cat.
n/a trolleytrolley39 2017-07-02
Should have AirBnB'd with Dankmate.
n/a MG87 2017-07-02
Why would she try to fuck twinks?
n/a Chicup 2017-07-02
I could have used you on my potatoes this morning.
Needed salt.
n/a GunOfSod 2017-07-02
Who the fuck eats potatoes in the morning?
n/a Chicup 2017-07-02
You are obviously not from North America.
n/a Kargal 2017-07-02
By potatoes he meant fries.
n/a scatmunchies 2017-07-02
Why would you not try to fuck twinks?
n/a AsASymbol 2017-07-02
She lives in Chicago?! That's terrible news as a Chicagoan.
n/a shazbottled 2017-07-02
I still can't figure out what PAWG means, someone?
n/a trolleytrolley39 2017-07-02
Phony Ass White Girl
n/a Solomon_Gunn 2017-07-02
It's a combo of two acronyms:
Pawg: phat ass white girl
phat: pretty hot and tempting.
n/a def_not_jewdank 2017-07-02
Drama neckbeards just can't stand the sight of an empowered womyn entrepreneur. What have you all done with your lives? Bet you don't have an award winning butt, or business and multimedia skills.
n/a MG87 2017-07-02
And here I thought the Oscars were self aggrandizing
n/a accountability-1 2017-07-02
jewdank isn't, by any stretch of imagination, a pawg.
n/a scatmunchies 2017-07-02
Pretty awful white girl? Totally is.
n/a lie4karma 2017-07-02
.... "for the second time in a row"
Rule 2 - once a user wins they can't win again for a whole year.....
n/a Half_a_beer 2017-07-02
She won't miss June twice in a row. I'm just here for the shitstorm but I thought that part was pretty obvious.
n/a lie4karma 2017-07-02
Yea she explained that part earlier . but the post does make that obvious. It says in a row which means no break..
n/a Shaydie 2017-07-02
What is PAWG? I'm assuming, from the pictures, that A stands for ass.
n/a _white_lives_matter_ 2017-07-02
phat ass white girl
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-07-02
This is why we need mayocide
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
I like that sub. Phat fucking assed white sluts are almost as good as phat assed sissy QT 3.14 trap dickgirls with feminine boy cunts.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-07-02
Not calling them by their proper name, bussy, reeeeeeeeeee!
n/a MarchForCucks 2017-07-02
Boi Pucci
n/a WeWuzKANG5 2017-07-02
In the future we'll have goggles that let us see people as they'll appear in 20 years. I can't tell if in Jewdank's case I'll see a corpse, or a manatee.
Only time will tell.
n/a FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-02
Manatee corpse, calling it now
n/a JuanTawnJawn 2017-07-02
!remindme 20 years
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n/a Sheepdank 2017-07-02
Bahhh
n/a respaaaaaj 2017-07-02
God I've missed Jewdank Drama
n/a PolishPugLady 2017-07-02
That ass is not even remotely close to being phat.
n/a bleasehalb 2017-07-02
She's not doing mayos any favors by promoting herself as one.
n/a taws34 2017-07-02
It's also covered in stupid tattoos.
n/a DAEFlair 2017-07-02
The funniest part is how she covers them up in ever picture because she knows how trash they are
n/a eastonsk8 2017-07-02
People loooove drama.
n/a wont_tell_i_refuse 2017-07-02
How is she even a PAWG? She's like 80 pounds with no visible ass. Something's rotten in the kingdom of PAWGmark.
n/a Player1Mario 2017-07-02
What even in the fuck is actually going on? Who is this person?