Stalking childhood friends, doing crack, and fighting people for balls of drugs: The ballad of /u/ilovesmokingcrack

72  2017-07-03 by [deleted]

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This is the epitome of white people nonsense.

Crack aint exactly known as a mayo thing tbh smfh

Right? That CSS makes /r/Drama looks like we have a competent professional in charge of ours.

Thats fucking disgusting.

That's hot

/u/shitpost953 would disagree

/u/RenegadeJoeson I will kink shame the fuck out of you degenerate

Can someone post it here, I got a screen full of dialogue boxes.

Replace the www with ac

I looked up the drug and the side-effects. Lactation is listed. So yeah, that's actually something that she does. Jesus fucking christ, I just learnt about a schizophrenic drug addict hooker having milk sucked out of her boobs. I'm going to go do something other than reddit for a while.

Gas the lactating crackwhore, please.

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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She has the most relevant username ever

Of course she moves the girl she hardly knows in with her, typical lesbian

Excuse me, I'm bisexual.

And a crack addict.

I do crystal now

That doesn't make it better that makes it worse.

I explained in my post how crystal is far superior to crack, except for the fact it makes me psychotic and one time someone gave me flakka and I thought it was meth and I went really crazy and tried to rob a church and pulled a knife on cops, this one cop slapped me right across my face and I was in the psych ward a month for that shit lmao

You keep arguing against yourself every time to defend yourself.

I'm an open book

please tell us more about your criminal record

I've only been arrested once when I was a teenager because I stole my brother's car and got into a police chase because I was doing 120. Then I got questioned by the police for the stalking thing, no charges though thankfully! The rest of my run in with the police have been them dragging me to the hospital for one reason or another

kys whitey

It's an obvious troll bruh

I prefer to believe.

Like aliens and santa?

Like gender is a construct and finland is a country.

Can you expand on the Finland thing?

Sure, it doesn't actually exist.

Not when you keep trying to defend your actions and simultaneously make yourself look worse.

I'm a horrible person I admit it

Being self-aware also doesn't help unless you try to work on your problem!!

I'm trying, I don't stalk people anymore so there's that

I'd aim for the stopping attempted murder first, but still, prrogess!

I don't do that anymore either. I worked on my anger problems

Hooray!

Have you ever tried not taking a bunch of drugs? Like, what are you even like when you're sober at this point?

terrible advice lol. Have you ever done drugs for a period of time? It's not so easy to just stop and turn your life around

What the fuck? You pulled a knife on the cops and didn't get Mike Brown'd? Your story is suspicious

Yeah seriously that cop is either a) inept or the more likely answer that he made that bullshit up. Because all cops would've unloaded into her.

Shit lets party

Could've fooled me

China's got the right idea with how to deal with drug addicts tbh.

I think the Philippines is a big more efficient

so u/ilovesmokingcrack "i believe it intelligent people are more depressed because they see the world for what it is" is that why you're fighting crackheads for your next hit....Your just so woke to the world you have to do crack. Til the degenerates in r/opiates aren't junkies they are simply woke.

I'm not woke because I do crack I'm woke AF because I got ketamine shot in my booty while I was in the hospital. It's a weird story, I tried to murder my fiance at the time but he didn't want me to go to jail so he told the cops I tried to kill myself so they took me to the hospital and I tried to run away but they caught me lmao so they put my ass in restraints and I have PTSD so I started freaking out so they gave me a shot of Ketamine to call me down, right? But I did not calm down, I traveled through the universe for centuries and discovered I'm a god of a lesser dimension called The Wired, you see.

This has to be a troll, right?

I wish, that actually happened and I got locked in the psych ward for two weeks. I was so mad I cursed out the head nurse and smashed the phone. I got a shot of Haldol and Ativan in my ass for that.

the attempted murder part....

That was a little exaggerated, I just got in a fight with him because he didn't like my haircut so I pulled out a knife and backed him into the corner. I didn't stab or anything

Okay, so just shoving a knife in his face because he didn't like your haircut.

Much better.

Why on Earth would you think that's a good idea? Do you think making him fear getting stabbed will make him like your haircut? Even if he says he likes it, he just won't want to get stabbed. Do you just have some domination fetish where you want a guy to be scared of you? I don't know why he would stay with someone like you. Are you really hot?

Why on Earth would you think that's a good idea?

Dude, you're asking this of a crackhead.

as to why he stays with her i have no clue but as to wyy she thought that was a good idea - bipolar disorder is some scary shit

The sad bipolar doesnt seem that bad. The angery and manic bipolar seems terrible.

Please become a mod here

Trying to make whitey look bad

Bitch you crazy.

Obvs

That read like a somewhat-sentient /r/opiates subreddit simulator bot

gave me a shot of Ketamine

No they didn't.

lmfao I love you

Btw did you end up fighting that chick for crack?

I ain't even mad, I do post bizarre shit lmao

Keep it up for the sake of drama

About the milk coming out of your breasts, have you tasted it yourself? Is it "real milk"?

the image of a flapjack crackhead tit leaking milk is not what i wanted when eating my cheerios tbh

Get out normie

Post tits. I actually don't want to suck your tits though because I fear your milk is laced with crack.

That being said I read everything you say in Buckwild's voice.

https://youtu.be/zzybSIxp-10?t=92

i usually find the whole "mod x dramatic personality" meme annoying, but seriously, mod this woman

This is why we need Duterte.

This is so stupid i love it. Shoot methinto your clit and film it.

It's very weird that I went to find the lyrics to "the ballad of Robert Moore and Betty Coltraine" with the full intent to modify them to fit these heathens and could find little to modify. Except maybe replacing a few words with "crack"

Thick set man with frog eyes indeed.