I'm so fucking angry
67 2017-07-03 by holditsteady
I've been reading r/drama, and I am incensed by Internet culture. I'm tired of the bullshit, I'm tired of the anger, I'm tired of the anonymous fucking degenerates and assholes who breed in their horrid fucked up ideology without any repercussions. I'm tired of waking up every fucking morning to read some new outrage, overinflated or under exaggerated by the greedy mods.
I seriously want to say to the next drama troll I encounter: send my your info. I'll fly you out here on my dime. And we are going to fucking brawl. You beat me, I'll give you $1000. I win you buy your own fare home. We can put it on YT. Left vs. Right.
40 comments
n/a SnapshillBot 2017-07-03
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n/a harrah8083 2017-07-03
snappy wants to take you up on your offer OP.
n/a justjexxi 2017-07-03
Snappy's got some salt!
n/a holditsteady 2017-07-03
gonna fuck that bot up
n/a mehforeverybody 2017-07-03
YOU INFIDEL, YOU DARE TO INSULT SNAPPY!!!!!
KANE, SEND HIM TO PITS OF HELL WITH YOUR CHOCKESLAM!!!
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ praise be the bot ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ praise be Kane ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ send this atheist to hell ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
n/a giroth 2017-07-03
That fat little guy is one of my favorites, but I'm too lazy to look up how to make him
n/a mehforeverybody 2017-07-03
Go to google, find nba thread about toaster, copy paste.
n/a twinksteverogers 2017-07-03
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
n/a mehforeverybody 2017-07-03
You can't praise with ears.
n/a twinksteverogers 2017-07-03
Make sense, tiny hands it is!
n/a Lawd_Frieza 2017-07-03
It's been around longer than that. /r/raiseyourdongers is way easier.
n/a TotesMessenger 2017-07-03
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n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-03
Which one are you?
n/a holditsteady 2017-07-03
it depends on who takes me up on my offer, my south park neutrality lets me fight from either side
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-03
I live in California and prefer Virgin Atlantic.
n/a holditsteady 2017-07-03
alright bitch time to step up to the plate
n/a scatmunchies 2017-07-03
Virgin Atlantic is objectively the best.
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-03
Good liquor and good chocolate
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-07-03
!!!
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-03
Nah it's gonna be more like "Aenima" by Tool
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-07-03
Learn to swim you degenerate fucks
n/a SperglockHolmes 2017-07-03
Instead of the 1k, can I get dat bussy?
n/a holditsteady 2017-07-03
sounds fair. my fresh bussy, your 1k
n/a giroth 2017-07-03
We all know you charge far less than that on the street
n/a justjexxi 2017-07-03
I'd like to be flown out to be the official video taper person.
n/a TheJum 2017-07-03
You sound really angry. And I get it, I really do. The Internet as a medium is somehow simultaneously, indifferent, hostile, and enthusiastic. That flood of interaction can definitely weigh down on the digital soul of its users, and many people can't help but get frustrated and angry for the burden.
It can be hard. It's been hard for others. It's been hard for you. And it's certainly been hard for me.
Almost as hard as finding reasonably priced socks online.
Luckily the Internet has us both covered on that front with socksoff.com! Socksoff.com is not indifferent to any of your hosiery needs, and definitely isn't hard on anyone with their 100% satisfaction guarantee.
Just listen to how not angry one Taneesa Ockersbest was with her service: "I was sure that the only thing I'd ever be getting over the Internet was death threats, but then I found socksoff.com and now I can also get the best deals for quality socks at the lowest prices. Thanks socksoff.com!"
Socksoff.com: We send you socks, not death theats.
n/a deere442 2017-07-03
Dang it I've been had again!
n/a Jarvak69 2017-07-03
Yo, I'll fight you for a grand, hit me up. I can be whatever you want me to be.
n/a Lorenzo_Canyon 2017-07-03
Fight me. I got my period and want to fight a pussy irl
n/a Whatafuxup 2017-07-03
gril btw
n/a Lorenzo_Canyon 2017-07-03
Um no?
n/a pepperouchau 2017-07-03
who is you
n/a holditsteady 2017-07-03
just a humble guy trying to fight people from the internet
n/a awsompossum 2017-07-03
U tryna smash tho
n/a neutralvoter 2017-07-03
why do i have to fly to you? why can't you fly to me?
n/a khanfusion 2017-07-03
Eh, I appreciate the effort, but keep in mind right-wingers are gonna say they've won regardless of whatever in the living fuck is happening. So IF you're gonna brawl with any kind of drama addict, make sure it's an SJW, because at least they won't straight up fucking lie when/if you kick their ass.
n/a wootfatigue 2017-07-03
Hillary won the popular vote.
n/a khanfusion 2017-07-03
And? Proves my point? I'm okay with that.
n/a strathmeyer 2017-07-03
Legalization is coming don't worry.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-07-03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHfTB0ZXzD4
n/a Cake_eater666 2017-07-03
Paying money to fly out and get rocked seems stupid. If you're mad go to your local boxing gym and turn that anger into a useful life skill and get ripped at the same time.
n/a youcanteatbullets 2017-07-03
This, but unironically.
Is this pasta from somewhere?
n/a holditsteady 2017-07-03
its a fresh one: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/6l234a/im_so_fucking_angry/
n/a lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-07-03
Implying me arent southpark neutral degenerates one and all. Lol