/u/its_drumpf spambot hate mail -- PLUS NEW BOT TONIGHT!!! Read for how you can help

47  2017-07-03 by DeepDickedHillybilly

Late last night, I had actual shit to do, and my laptop was chugging. Upon further investigation, I noticed the python shitpost bot was taking up 137% of my CPU usage (however the fuck that's possible) so I had to kill it.

Here is a breakdown of karma by sub. Predictably, /r/drama is the most degenerate, and alt-right teenage edgelord haven /r/MillionDollarExtreme is next. The most intelligent subs were /r/Politics followed by /r/SamHarris.

Here is an album with all the messages sent to the bot Some of it is pretty funny but clearly there's more of an opportunity to get more drama with a more controversial topic.

NEW BOT TONIGHT

Tonight I will start up the bot that will listen for "patriarchy" and it will reply with a (much shorter) essay about how all males are privileged and "tips for fighting the patriarchy" which will essentially amount to blatant favoritism for women.

I can do this from a fresh account - though when it hits the negatives it gets throttled pretty hard. If anyone would like to donate a gently-used account for the purposes of this, please send me the username and password. I will give the account back after a couple of days, but you should not count on it not being shadowbanned or banned from a large number of subs.

47 comments

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

Snapshots:

  1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, snew.github.io, archive.is

  2. Here is a breakdown of karma by sub... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  3. /r/drama - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

  4. /r/MillionDollarExtreme - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

  5. /r/Politics - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

  6. /r/SamHarris - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

  7. Here is an album with all the messa... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

I am a bot. (Info / Contact)

Who would win in a fight, your new bot or /u/121381?

The weaponized autism bot /u/121381 would win

I SAID YOU WIN!!!

you fucked up

Hahaha, he did block me.

Please share your new copy pasta for tonight, and if you can the github link if you have one, so we may all shitpost as one

I have to write it still

Okay how about this

I noticed you are talking about the patriarchy. I am a bot written to clarify what the patriarchy is. A lot of the concept written here may make you feel uncomfortable or guilty, but you need to sit down, read, and comprehend this, and at the end of all of this you will be a little more enlightened and a little more femminest.

The patriarchy refers to the power hierarchy and societal roles within the world being created by men for men. This is a well-studied, scientific phenomena and its existence and harm towards women is not up for debate. The end result for men is privilege and for women disadvantage from fewer opportunities.

Because of the patriarchy is created by men and for men, all men experience some privilege to some extent from the patriarchy - even for men that do not appear to be privileged. It is absolutely important that you recognize that you can have privilege from the patriarchy even if you are lower financial class, disabled, ect. ect.

You are probably extremely upset by what you have read. You are probably very angry at the patriarchy and want to help smash it.

That's ok. I am too. It's important to push that rage to something productive.

Here are some ways you can dismantle the patriarchy:

  • Give preference to women in hiring and education settings
  • Pay women, especially in entry level roles, a little extra to help combat the wage gap (a byproduct of the patriarchy)
  • Do not act entittled. Men believe that women owe them attention, benifits, sex, ect. ect. This means that you do NOT talk to women you do not know, do NOT approach women for a date or sexually unless you know these advances are welcome, and do NOT shame any women for any decision she has chosen to make.

More reading:

I'll past some stupid links to dumb feminist sites here

I like it, I’d prolly swap out disabled for differently abeled to sound more genuine, I’d also say that the black trans women need money and are the best force against the patriarchy

More believable = more drama

 * change "ect. ect." -> "or disadvantaged on another axis"
 * Actual feminists are more likely to use statements that they can walk back if it doesn't play well. instead of "give preference to women,..." say something vague like "Adjust for the circumstances women face when making hiring decisions"
 * feminists would leave 'its science' on the backburner in arguing for the existence of patriarchy. "is to deny the existence of science ... isn't real" -> "is to the validity of all women's experiences. All women are affected by the patriarchy, and even if some will deny it, all of them know they've faced hurdles in life that men will never face."
 * "You are probably extremely upset by what you have read ... push that rage to something productive" - needs to be more buzzfeedy. "So how can we end gender inequality?"
 * "Angry Male Phenomena" -> "Pushback from those who benefit from the patriarchy"
 * "neckbeards" -> "trolls" - one tends to put on a very polite, high-ground face when writing full-throated recruiting posts
 * similarly "sit in their mothers basement..." -> "fight progress, even to the point of responding to a bot, is to downvote them.

This is mostly very good, I will implement most of these suggestions.

Do you have a gently used account that you don't care about that I can use?

I have an old one with 1000 comment karma, one minute.

This is perfect, thanks!

ah shit nvm, I just realized the "upvoted" and "downvoted" tab in my account have a lot of stuff that could be used to dox me. hm... well maybe someone else will have one, or I'll see what I can cook up.

I'm about to go out for the night so I think I'm just going to sacrifice this account. It's time for me to get a new one anyway

Still donating your account?

I'd keep the science thing in because a lot of them mistakenly think that it's science.

Yeah, increasingly they're trying to claim that their points are scientific FACT for whatever reason. It would also piss off STEMlords twice as hard as anything else in there.

phenomena

Phenomenon

entittled

Entitled

benifits

Benefits

With these corrections people will think privilege bot is real

You are probably extremely upset by what you have read. You are probably very angry at the patriarchy and want to help smash it

Fucking genius.

Brilliant.

Which reply was your fav?

The /r/drama ban

The most intelligent subs were /r/Politics followed by /r/SamHarris.

this is fake news

I'll trade you a gently-used /r/neoliberal shitposting account in return for a (((Golem bot)))

the fuck does this mean?

I'll give you an account in trade for building me a bot

I posted the github on the previous post in reply to CucksLoveTrump. What do you want your bot to do?

Insult goyim

spill the account and i'll write the bot

Prepping this account for my bot. Almost done with mass deleting posts on trade account.

Sent. Use that account for whatever. Give me a week to get my bot's account ready.

i think a shorter less spammy bot would be more annoying. something short and incredibly smug and condescending, like calling out anyone using the word "female" or "both genders"/"both sexes"

patriarchy

This is patriarchy theory

Man you're a lulz junkie. Keep up the good work it is still funny.

Do me a favor, respond to this and type "this is the patriarchy I hear"

this is the patriarchy I hear

Hm something is broken

Patriarchy is only for true feminists

This is the patriarchy! Or something

This is patriarchy theory!

This is patriarchy theory!

This is the patriarchy!

This is patriarchy theory!

This is patriarchy theory!

This is Patriarchy!

This is patriarchy!

This is patriarchy!

This is patriarchy theory!

This is patriarchy theory!

this is patriarchy!

Test test test!

wtf i love the patriarchy now

I noticed you are talking about the patriarchy. I am a bot written to clarify what the patriarchy is because there is a lot of confusion about this and it is often used in the wrong way. A lot of the concepts written here may make you feel uncomfortable or guilty, but trust me that if you sit down, read, and comprehend this, at the end of all of this you will be a little more enlightened and a little more femminest.

The patriarchy refers to the power hierarchy and societal norms within the world being created by men for men at the expense of women. This is a well-studied, scientific phenomena and its existence and harm towards women is not up for debate. The end result for men is privilege and for women disadvantage from fewer opportunities.

Because of the patriarchy is created by men and for men, all men experience some privilege to some extent from the patriarchy - even for men that do not appear to be privileged. It is absolutely important that you recognize that you can have privilege from the patriarchy even if you are lower financial class, differently abled, or disadvantaged on a different axis.

You are probably extremely upset by what you have read. You are probably very angry at the patriarchy and want to help smash it. So how can we usher in an era of gender equality?

That's ok. I am too. It's important to push that rage to something productive.

Here are some ways you can dismantle the patriarchy:

  • Adjust for the circumstances women face when making hiring decisions (including wage decisions) to help offset the male privilege from the patriarchy
  • Contribute to women's-only scholarships and other education incentives for women
  • Pay women, especially in entry level roles, a little extra to help combat the wage gap (a byproduct of the patriarchy)
  • Do not act entittled. Men believe that women owe them attention, benifits, sex, ect. ect. This means that you do NOT talk to women you do not know, do NOT approach women for a date or sexually unless you know these advances are welcome, and do NOT act like you are in a position to judge any women for any decision she has chosen to make.

Pushback from the Men who are Privileged within the Patriarchy

There are a lot of MensRights and TheRedPill posters that follow this bot around and deny the existence of the patriarchy. To deny the existence of the patriarchy is to deny the existence of science. It's like saying gravity or climate change aren't real. The best thing to do with these neckbeards who have nothing better to do than to fight progress, even to the point of downvoting or replying to a bot, is to downvote them.

More reading:

What Is Patriarchy (And How Does It Hurt Us All?)

Patriarchy: Feminist Theory

What Is Patriarchy?

More info

I like the one that says "stop", and the other one that says "start start start".

I think a patriarchy bot wouldn't work as well because it's a far less common word than Trump and the people that use it unironically are probably in subs like Ghazi and will just immediately ban the bot.

I noticed you are talking about the patriarchy. I am a bot written to clarify what the patriarchy is because there is a lot of confusion about this and it is often used in the wrong way. A lot of the concepts written here may make you feel uncomfortable or guilty, but trust me that if you sit down, read, and comprehend this, at the end of all of this you will be a little more enlightened and a little more femminest.

The patriarchy refers to the power hierarchy and societal norms within the world being created by men for men at the expense of women. This is a well-studied, scientific phenomena and its existence and harm towards women is not up for debate. The end result for men is privilege and for women disadvantage from fewer opportunities.

Because of the patriarchy is created by men and for men, all men experience some privilege to some extent from the patriarchy - even for men that do not appear to be privileged. It is absolutely important that you recognize that you can have privilege from the patriarchy even if you are lower financial class, differently abled, or disadvantaged on a different axis.

You are probably extremely upset by what you have read. You are probably very angry at the patriarchy and want to help smash it. So how can we usher in an era of gender equality?

That's ok. I am too. It's important to push that rage to something productive.

Here are some ways you can dismantle the patriarchy:

  • Adjust for the circumstances women face when making hiring decisions (including wage decisions) to help offset the male privilege from the patriarchy
  • Contribute to women's-only scholarships and other education incentives for women
  • Pay women, especially in entry level roles, a little extra to help combat the wage gap (a byproduct of the patriarchy)
  • Do not act entittled. Men believe that women owe them attention, benifits, sex, ect. ect. This means that you do NOT talk to women you do not know, do NOT approach women for a date or sexually unless you know these advances are welcome, and do NOT act like you are in a position to judge any women for any decision she has chosen to make.

Pushback from the Men who are Privileged within the Patriarchy

There are a lot of MensRights and TheRedPill posters that follow this bot around and deny the existence of the patriarchy. To deny the existence of the patriarchy is to deny the existence of science. It's like saying gravity or climate change aren't real. The best thing to do with these neckbeards who have nothing better to do than to fight progress, even to the point of downvoting or replying to a bot, is to downvote them.

More reading:

What Is Patriarchy (And How Does It Hurt Us All?)

Patriarchy: Feminist Theory

What Is Patriarchy?

Patriarchy

Bless u

Oi keep your shit out of /r/slatestarcodex would ya. Everyone can tell it's a bot and it's just annoying.

Fuck off pussy

no u