/u/its_drumpf spambot hate mail -- PLUS NEW BOT TONIGHT!!! Read for how you can help
47 2017-07-03 by DeepDickedHillybilly
Late last night, I had actual shit to do, and my laptop was chugging. Upon further investigation, I noticed the python shitpost bot was taking up 137% of my CPU usage (however the fuck that's possible) so I had to kill it.
Here is a breakdown of karma by sub. Predictably, /r/drama is the most degenerate, and alt-right teenage edgelord haven /r/MillionDollarExtreme is next. The most intelligent subs were /r/Politics followed by /r/SamHarris.
Here is an album with all the messages sent to the bot Some of it is pretty funny but clearly there's more of an opportunity to get more drama with a more controversial topic.
NEW BOT TONIGHT
Tonight I will start up the bot that will listen for "patriarchy" and it will reply with a (much shorter) essay about how all males are privileged and "tips for fighting the patriarchy" which will essentially amount to blatant favoritism for women.
I can do this from a fresh account - though when it hits the negatives it gets throttled pretty hard. If anyone would like to donate a gently-used account for the purposes of this, please send me the username and password. I will give the account back after a couple of days, but you should not count on it not being shadowbanned or banned from a large number of subs.
47 comments
n/a SnapshillBot 2017-07-03
No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around
Snapshots:
This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, snew.github.io, archive.is
Here is a breakdown of karma by sub... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is
/r/drama - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*
/r/MillionDollarExtreme - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*
/r/Politics - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*
/r/SamHarris - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*
Here is an album with all the messa... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
n/a froibo 2017-07-03
Who would win in a fight, your new bot or /u/121381?
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
The weaponized autism bot /u/121381 would win
n/a 121381 2017-07-03
https://youtu.be/eUrkjKtLTs4
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
I SAID YOU WIN!!!
n/a RamboButGayer 2017-07-03
you fucked up
n/a 121381 2017-07-03
https://youtu.be/7ecf363BkkM
n/a froibo 2017-07-03
Hahaha, he did block me.
n/a 121381 2017-07-03
https://youtu.be/3uHIybJxiLk
n/a LeFabulousFaggot 2017-07-03
Please share your new copy pasta for tonight, and if you can the github link if you have one, so we may all shitpost as one
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
I have to write it still
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
Okay how about this
I noticed you are talking about the patriarchy. I am a bot written to clarify what the patriarchy is. A lot of the concept written here may make you feel uncomfortable or guilty, but you need to sit down, read, and comprehend this, and at the end of all of this you will be a little more enlightened and a little more femminest.
The patriarchy refers to the power hierarchy and societal roles within the world being created by men for men. This is a well-studied, scientific phenomena and its existence and harm towards women is not up for debate. The end result for men is privilege and for women disadvantage from fewer opportunities.
Because of the patriarchy is created by men and for men, all men experience some privilege to some extent from the patriarchy - even for men that do not appear to be privileged. It is absolutely important that you recognize that you can have privilege from the patriarchy even if you are lower financial class, disabled, ect. ect.
You are probably extremely upset by what you have read. You are probably very angry at the patriarchy and want to help smash it.
That's ok. I am too. It's important to push that rage to something productive.
Here are some ways you can dismantle the patriarchy:
More reading:
I'll past some stupid links to dumb feminist sites here
n/a LeFabulousFaggot 2017-07-03
I like it, I’d prolly swap out disabled for differently abeled to sound more genuine, I’d also say that the black trans women need money and are the best force against the patriarchy
n/a SineadObama 2017-07-03
More believable = more drama
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is mostly very good, I will implement most of these suggestions.
Do you have a gently used account that you don't care about that I can use?
n/a SineadObama 2017-07-03
I have an old one with 1000 comment karma, one minute.
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is perfect, thanks!
n/a SineadObama 2017-07-03
ah shit nvm, I just realized the "upvoted" and "downvoted" tab in my account have a lot of stuff that could be used to dox me. hm... well maybe someone else will have one, or I'll see what I can cook up.
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
I'm about to go out for the night so I think I'm just going to sacrifice this account. It's time for me to get a new one anyway
n/a Stuntman119 2017-07-03
Still donating your account?
n/a aonome 2017-07-03
I'd keep the science thing in because a lot of them mistakenly think that it's science.
n/a snallygaster 2017-07-03
Yeah, increasingly they're trying to claim that their points are scientific FACT for whatever reason. It would also piss off STEMlords twice as hard as anything else in there.
n/a aonome 2017-07-03
Phenomenon
Entitled
Benefits
With these corrections people will think privilege bot is real
n/a Elite_AI 2017-07-03
Fucking genius.
n/a snallygaster 2017-07-03
Brilliant.
Which reply was your fav?
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
The /r/drama ban
n/a glmox 2017-07-03
this is fake news
n/a lokichilde 2017-07-03
I'll trade you a gently-used /r/neoliberal shitposting account in return for a (((Golem bot)))
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
the fuck does this mean?
n/a lokichilde 2017-07-03
I'll give you an account in trade for building me a bot
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
I posted the github on the previous post in reply to CucksLoveTrump. What do you want your bot to do?
n/a lokichilde 2017-07-03
Insult goyim
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
spill the account and i'll write the bot
n/a AnnoysTheGoys 2017-07-03
Prepping this account for my bot. Almost done with mass deleting posts on trade account.
n/a lokichilde 2017-07-03
Sent. Use that account for whatever. Give me a week to get my bot's account ready.
n/a nomad1c 2017-07-03
i think a shorter less spammy bot would be more annoying. something short and incredibly smug and condescending, like calling out anyone using the word "female" or "both genders"/"both sexes"
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
patriarchy
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is patriarchy theory
n/a Cake_eater666 2017-07-03
Man you're a lulz junkie. Keep up the good work it is still funny.
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
Do me a favor, respond to this and type "this is the patriarchy I hear"
n/a Chicup 2017-07-03
this is the patriarchy I hear
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
Hm something is broken
n/a RollJaysCU 2017-07-03
Patriarchy is only for true feminists
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is the patriarchy! Or something
n/a EvidenceBaseShitpost 2017-07-03
This is patriarchy theory!
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is patriarchy theory!
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is the patriarchy!
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is patriarchy theory!
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is patriarchy theory!
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is Patriarchy!
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is patriarchy!
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is patriarchy!
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is patriarchy theory!
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
This is patriarchy theory!
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
this is patriarchy!
n/a EvidenceBaseShitpost 2017-07-03
Test test test!
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
wtf i love the patriarchy now
n/a EvidenceBaseShitpost 2017-07-03
I noticed you are talking about the patriarchy. I am a bot written to clarify what the patriarchy is because there is a lot of confusion about this and it is often used in the wrong way. A lot of the concepts written here may make you feel uncomfortable or guilty, but trust me that if you sit down, read, and comprehend this, at the end of all of this you will be a little more enlightened and a little more femminest.
The patriarchy refers to the power hierarchy and societal norms within the world being created by men for men at the expense of women. This is a well-studied, scientific phenomena and its existence and harm towards women is not up for debate. The end result for men is privilege and for women disadvantage from fewer opportunities.
Because of the patriarchy is created by men and for men, all men experience some privilege to some extent from the patriarchy - even for men that do not appear to be privileged. It is absolutely important that you recognize that you can have privilege from the patriarchy even if you are lower financial class, differently abled, or disadvantaged on a different axis.
You are probably extremely upset by what you have read. You are probably very angry at the patriarchy and want to help smash it. So how can we usher in an era of gender equality?
That's ok. I am too. It's important to push that rage to something productive.
Here are some ways you can dismantle the patriarchy:
Pushback from the Men who are Privileged within the Patriarchy
There are a lot of MensRights and TheRedPill posters that follow this bot around and deny the existence of the patriarchy. To deny the existence of the patriarchy is to deny the existence of science. It's like saying gravity or climate change aren't real. The best thing to do with these neckbeards who have nothing better to do than to fight progress, even to the point of downvoting or replying to a bot, is to downvote them.
More reading:
What Is Patriarchy (And How Does It Hurt Us All?)
Patriarchy: Feminist Theory
What Is Patriarchy?
n/a lokichilde 2017-07-03
More info
n/a zahlman 2017-07-03
I like the one that says "stop", and the other one that says "start start start".
n/a LemonScore 2017-07-03
I think a patriarchy bot wouldn't work as well because it's a far less common word than Trump and the people that use it unironically are probably in subs like Ghazi and will just immediately ban the bot.
n/a EvidenceBaseShitpost 2017-07-03
I noticed you are talking about the patriarchy. I am a bot written to clarify what the patriarchy is because there is a lot of confusion about this and it is often used in the wrong way. A lot of the concepts written here may make you feel uncomfortable or guilty, but trust me that if you sit down, read, and comprehend this, at the end of all of this you will be a little more enlightened and a little more femminest.
The patriarchy refers to the power hierarchy and societal norms within the world being created by men for men at the expense of women. This is a well-studied, scientific phenomena and its existence and harm towards women is not up for debate. The end result for men is privilege and for women disadvantage from fewer opportunities.
Because of the patriarchy is created by men and for men, all men experience some privilege to some extent from the patriarchy - even for men that do not appear to be privileged. It is absolutely important that you recognize that you can have privilege from the patriarchy even if you are lower financial class, differently abled, or disadvantaged on a different axis.
You are probably extremely upset by what you have read. You are probably very angry at the patriarchy and want to help smash it. So how can we usher in an era of gender equality?
That's ok. I am too. It's important to push that rage to something productive.
Here are some ways you can dismantle the patriarchy:
Pushback from the Men who are Privileged within the Patriarchy
There are a lot of MensRights and TheRedPill posters that follow this bot around and deny the existence of the patriarchy. To deny the existence of the patriarchy is to deny the existence of science. It's like saying gravity or climate change aren't real. The best thing to do with these neckbeards who have nothing better to do than to fight progress, even to the point of downvoting or replying to a bot, is to downvote them.
More reading:
What Is Patriarchy (And How Does It Hurt Us All?)
Patriarchy: Feminist Theory
What Is Patriarchy?
n/a LemonScore 2017-07-03
Patriarchy
n/a Matues49 2017-07-03
Bless u
n/a zahlman 2017-07-03
Oi keep your shit out of /r/slatestarcodex would ya. Everyone can tell it's a bot and it's just annoying.
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-03
Fuck off pussy
n/a zahlman 2017-07-03
no u