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Did his arranged marriage run off with Chad?

in Bongland it's "Chadsworth"

Sir Rexford Chadsworth of Covington upon Avon.

When you want to KYS so hard you want a full ethnic cleansing of your race it's time to get help.

That's like half of /r/drama though.

DAE mayocide?

Yeah you're right lol, I'm just using my race and scapegoat. I just really hate myself. I don't actually want to do an ethnic cleansing, just thoughts in my head. Don't worry, I think of other things like suicide, so if I need to vent I'll do it on myself rather than other people :)

You're still young and have plenty of time to grow and gain social skills and meet girls (tons of both male and female teens barely interact with the opposite gender in HS; it's not uncommon at all and often changes in college or afterwards), so don't worry. You'll also probably meet a lot of Indian girls when you go to uni. The self-hatred is also fairly standard teen fare, but your case seems pretty serious. You should really consider seeing a therapist and working those feelings out before you're done with secondary school so that you can gain the self-confidence, security, and social skills you need to live up to your full potential. And so you don't end up ruining your own life and rotting in the dark like the folks over at /r/incels. Things will get better if you put some effort into making them better, and therapy goes a long way in this. Chin up, and good luck!

First you posted that degenerated gussy and now you're doling out serious life advices on r/drama?

she's into underage boys

Give him some milk, Snallymum!

Hey Snalls, what's up with you and trite advices lately?

i've been giving trite advice on reddit for years at this point

Fair enough. Why are you compelled to do it, though?

It just sucks to see people feel like they're in hopeless positions when they don't have to be and see nobody try and help them. Plus I'm usually drunk and sentimental when I give it out tbqhwy

Have you ever thought that you might not be the only one to give out the advice? Have you thought that not all advice you're giving out is applicable?

yeah, but that's never stopped me.

Don't worry, I think of other things like suicide, so if I need to vent I'll do it on myself rather than other people :)

I'd consider venting it on a therapist. If you're at a University it should be mostly covered.

Exactly, you can't self genocide when you're dead. You need a partner.

As much as you want it, you're still not a mayo, PIMM.

Impending currycide will include you too.

The currycide will start with PIMM.

/u/throwaway362747, your classmates don't talk to you so much because you're a creepy weirdo, not because your skin is darker. When I was in high school, this little Indian kid was creeping on my girlfriend all the time. Nobody liked him because he was a creepy (mostly because he was a twin and twins can be really fukkin weird). But he definitely wasn't the only weird kid in school nor was he the only Indian/non-white person.

Except for the fact that I'm actually an oppressed Irish-Italian POC, I'm about as white as it gets and I didn't have a ton of luck with girls. My first girlfriend kinda dropped into my lap, but guaranteed there is some girl who thinks you're cute. She's just not this 100/10 bombshell. So stop being so weird and stop trying to creep on the popular cheerleaders. Some guys are rich and get to date the hot girls, and the rest of us get to date girls who aren't Playboy models, but are still cute. White people don't just get girls because they're white except in foreign countries by fetishists and leeches trying to get a ticket out (since white people are obviously not from that region; any first-worlder will do).

Your ethnic cleansing thing is fucking weird as shit dude. You need to work on that. That's how I know you're a fucking creepy dude who few people like. hmu if you want some more life advice, but work on that weird genocide fantasy that is like a neon sign scaring people away saying: "THIS PERSON IS GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER YOU BECAUSE HE IS A CRAZY RETARD WHO WANTS GENOCIDE." Cut it out.

I'm not creeping, I've never spoken to a girl before. And these are just thoughts. I don't actually want to do it. I don't talk to anyone. I'm sorry for expressing these views, I think it's pretty clear that I shouldn't discuss the shit that's going through my mind again.

Well I hope you're not creeping. And you've never spoken to a girl? How old are you?

Here's the hard truth: you're going to talk to girls and sometimes, it will be the cringiest thing you've ever done. Truthfully, it took several horrifying misses for me to finally nail down how to talk to a woman. Like, I've always been comfortable around them, but it was hard to try and take that next step. What you're doing, assuredly, is building the girl up to more than she could possibly live up to. You're imagining that she is The One. Maybe envisioning a future together. And I think that you're scared of that rejection. Because it sucks hardcore. You put everything out there and then she rejects you? That is a blow to the ego.

So, you just have to accept that you are going to fuck up. And it's fine. And you have to realize that every girl you find attractive is not going to be your future wife. Go into it without all the Happily Ever After bullshit.

But! Even before that, you need to at least talk to a girl. I'm assuming that you're still in grade school. Just...ask the less attractive girl for some help with homework. Or just for her notes. "Hey, I think missed when Mrs. History Teacher talked about that one part of the lecture, can I copy your notes?" It doesn't even have to be that true. But if you bust that fear and realize, hey, girls are almost exactly like guys. What's the big deal? you'll feel a lot better. Don't even think about trying to make her your girlfriend. Because you're going to fuck it up. You've got to cross the barrier of actually talking to them first!

Haha, ok thanks for the advice. lol I'm not gonna go talk to a girl with the intention to bang at all, I just need to understand, like you said, that they are just like any other person. I actually go to an all boys school (pretty toxic environment) so there are no girls in my school. There is an all girl's school near me, but I don't want to hang around the entrance greeting them as they enter or exit. I'll find another way, maybe join a club or a summer school or something.

he just needs to kill himself

why the fuck are there so many self-hating brown people?

every post by an indian that i've seen on 4chan was like this, and even though some of them were clearly written by whiteys the others were written by indians.

If you didn't know how to use a toilet, wouldn't you be full of self-hate too?

u/Shark_Life, you're an expert on this topic. Maybe you could give assistance here.

Poor Pajeet. After I pounded his tight curry bussy 3 weeks ago with my thicc mayo meatstick, he has finally come to terms with how much he truly enjoyed the experience, and is now contemplating currycide due to the immense guilt that his enjoyment had given him.

Finally, Pajeet comes to the ultimate realization that he's not Aryan.

If he cannot accept this, he can always opt for skin bleaching and turn himself into the Indian Michael Jackson.

Injuns love to dance so maybe you're onto something.

Not maybe. He actually hit something

^ the only guy here who understood my reference

I am proud

He's bhat, he's bhat, shimona!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAH WAH WAH WAHHHHHHHHHHHH WAH WAH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHH WAH WAH WAHHHHHHHHH

Welcome back, Pajeet. Good to see that you've finally undergone surgery to fix your rectal prolapse.

When did you learn English?

indians are considered very unattractive by a lot of people tbh

i mean asians got like, kpop fangirls and shit. they love the prettyboys even though everyone thinks east asian men are pussies

but who (besides indians) loves indians? do bollywood fangirls exist?

also the fact some indian FOBs smell bad if their families still cook a long of strong curry and shit

That's because most of them got bantz'd off the site by Britbongs and Australians, the only ones left have got to be some kind of masochists.

Says a paki pajeet.

You can volunteer for ethnic cleansing but please leave the rest of us out of it.

Wise words /u/Khalibre

Sometimes i wish i had a white gf.

But then i remember that all white girls are filthy whores, and i feel a little bit better.

But then i remember that all girls of my own race are filthy whores in denial, and i feel a little bit worse.

Whores make the world a better place.

If we could send a bunch of whores to the middle east we'd have peace tomorrow!

As shit as my life becomes, I can always find solace in knowing, at the very least, I'm not a poo in loo.

Makes me feel better about my own Slav mongrel genes.

I live in the UK, and most of my classmates are tall and white with light eyes and light hair, Aryan and superior genetics. I dont think there would be any problem with an ethnic cleansing (me included) of brown people, a genetic contamination, in Europe.

This guy is most likely some non-Indian dude pretending to be Indian...