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NEETs

Do you really want these retards out in the world trying to do something useful? Seems like a disaster waiting to happen.

Yeah. NEETdom is probably why some of those people are so deranged to begin with. Being isolated from society and without a purpose to get up for in the morning can do some crazy shit to people and make them completely lose touch with reality.

could be. we've got ourselves a chicken or egg problem

the problem is technology is gradually making everyone that's not high skill/iq or really really good looking worthless

I don't see the problem.

I miss when they could just go live in a cabin in the woods somewhere, but now they're just at home with an internet connection and mom I swear I'm studying how to code and get a certification too much free time.

NEETs are losing their minds

Already Making America Great Again.

Aren't you a NEET?

Everyone in /r/drama is a NEET

We didn't choose the NEET life, the NEET life chose us.

No. I'm the other kind of person that gets to do whatever the fuck he wants all day.

Trust fund kiddy?

BAWSS

Like I said, a NEET.

You're having a tough time over there.

lol NEET confirmed

Just in case CNN is reading this: I am a NEET and a MAYO and I LOVE ISLAM AND HILLARY

I am a NEET and a MAYO and I LOVE ISLAM AND HILLARY

Just the facts plz

are you implying those are not earnest beliefs

All I know is these are Ernest beliefs

Holy shit, this thread is amazing. If you enjoy watching mentally ill leftists slowly decide to /wrists themselves, it is a pro-click.

You weren't kidding

My favorites so far:

I have spent nearly two entire years doing nothing but cramming more politics into my face 24/7. I am losing my goddamn mind and I have no idea how I am going to survive for 4 years, let alone possibly 8, without either going completely insane or just running for Senate so that obsessively following politics with every second of my life will have been productive instead of just a very elaborate suicide method.

Edit: I have now done slightly more research, you have to be 30 to run for senate, I'd have to run for the House

Not yet 30 and already so wise

Its fucked up my relationship with my parents and made me resort to excessive drinking and weed usage at times to placate my anxiety. And made me stress over whether im "right" at times

Am I the one who is wrong? No, it is those wanting to make America great again who are wrong.

Yeah, I recently had to check myself and curb my drinking. Historians will likely look back on this time and record a severe spike in substance abuse strongly correlating with his election.

I've been saying this about anti depressants since Trump was elected. Usually receives downvotes. If Obama sold guns Trump is selling pills.

I've stopped reading American news outlets, except for when they pop up in my Facebook thread or if it's something that foreign or non-mainstream outlets care about. Like, I don't need to hear about whatever Trump tweeted or Sean Spicer's completely irrelevant gaffes. If it's an actual law being passed/repealed/defenestrated/etc., it'll show up on social media. Otherwise I'll take a pass.

Unless someone photoshops a media logo onto some old wrestling footage. Unless colbert comes up with a better name than Drumpf for when he's finally finished.

Fuck it, I suppose I'll make a Senate run. Edit: I have no idea where the nearest post office is.

I'm not american and couldn't care more about the Plumpf whining on reddit, but boy do I love to watch the people on these subreddits like /r/circlebroke2 and /r/negareddit have meltdowns.

It's funny how fragile they are, honestly trump has been the best thing for reddit drama.

i don't typically enjoy it, because arguing with trumpsters has got me subconsciously buying into their stupid "team sports" mindset

but gotDAMN that's a juicy thread. I guess it's true what my grandma always tole me- the more juvenilely contrarian the meta sub, the juicier the spergouts.

/u/RYCBAR, please do not run for office, I like when liberals actually win, and the nega platform would be certain suicide.

suicide

Cool.

People implying that Hillary wouldn't have us trading rockets with Russia on Day 1 of her presidency

u/epsgezero they won't let you immigrate to western Europe unless you have a skill that isn't basement dweller. Although I guess you could pretend to be a refugee that seems to be working

He's gonna need a lot of shoe polish.

Grow a beard, shout "durka-durka" a lot and grope a teenage girl in public. Germany will welcome him with open arms.

There's actually been cases of Ukrainians and Germans being registered as Syrians, so I don't think there's going to be any issue.

immigrate to western Europe

Please no

/u/Gilgaphant

http://i.imgur.com/JEm6aMF.jpg

If you want to show Trump you mean business.

I check the news frantically to see if we've gone to war with somebody over some bullshit.

That's part and parcel of living in the State's ya numpty. That's a concern no matter who is in the White House.

You had it with the first paragraph.

Also Skrub, sometimes I wonder if you'll end up becoming a pinko through sheer exposure.

Da comrade

Just remember, fam, Russia doesn't like the gays too much. I've got some pretty saucy messages from you saved.

What happens on discord stays om discord Mr. Traps.

I think I'm preemptively banned there but this is what I tried to post:

I'm a socially woke rap artist and Trump has only fueled my creativity to finish my first EP. I used to be more Trap style but now I think a political message is more important to make change in this world.

Yeah /u/combative_douche used to run a script to ban drama users but he only posts on an alt now and isn't interested in meta drama bc he's gay as shit for Asian butthole. One of his alts only posts yellow bussy. It's boring af

I know it's likely a foreign concept to you, but the truth is I have a life outside of reddit. You spent your 4th of July holiday, commenting on reddit :(

:(

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All the 4th stuff was this weekend. it was a tuesday, bud, and I was in bed

👍🏽

Nobody has a life outside here.

Its fucked up my relationship with my parents and made me resort to excessive drinking and weed usage at times to placate my anxiety. And made me stress over whether im "right" at times

That fucking Trump, forcing people to be failures at life.

It's always nice to have a scapegoat.

I mean, my mother's boyfriend tried explaining physics to me, but the fact that I'm too intelligent for his plebian instruction, coupled with my multiple arrests and restraining orders means it's society's fault I'm unemployable.

Anyone got an idea to turn $50 into a trillion, btw?

Run for political office.

You need a loan of 3 million to start off with.

Steal a car and break a window AC unit

Man, where were you when Google was begging for that upstate NY Montessori school dropout to be their next CEO?

Become a reddit mod. ^{Lol no}

Ask /r/drama of course

Put it all on ANS before the NEO rebrand, you can get them for 8 bucks a pop and they're going to the moon.

Darqwolff reference, ayy

Unironically kms

(((We))) know.

Those comments in that thread are so fucking weird. They're like satirical posts to mock the "SJWs" but they're actually real comments with no self awareness.

@ u/smytheordo

@/u/ay_what_up

pfff my drug abuse got way worse too but at least i KNOW it's my fault

/u/SmytheOrdo, dont blame your issues in Trump.

He's not the sole cause lol

It's forced me to become a full-time /r/drama shitposter because unironic irony, bussy, and mayocide is the best cope

I like the part where literally none of the negative consequences are actually a result of anything Trump did and 100% result from them being buttmad about him.

I didn't even vote for him but with the shitshow that ensued I can't not support him now. Anyone that makes people this angry must be doing something right. I knew that after Obama we were very likely getting a Republican president so I was expecting a spergout, but Trump was better than anything I ever imagined.

What's the meme again? Truly the best timeline?

Anyone that makes people this angry must be doing something right.

so hows middle school going

You mean to tell me you don't make your political decisions on the basis of what makes /r/Negareddit mad?

strangely enough

Tbh, it probably isn't any worse than a lot of other approaches to political decision-making.

College degree, mid twenties and a pretty decent job. So I would say pretty well.

Say it with me: Umad bro?

Umad bro?

it's so weird. he's done barely anything. they're melting down entirely because of a narrative they help to push...

it's like self-induced insanity

/u/SmytheOrdo

I want to leave the house, but I'm a poor student whose credit and mental health are both fucked for a good while.

So you admit you're a fucking basement dweller?

Not a basement dweller, I have a job I work at regularly to buy food, gas, textbooks etc.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRAMA IS USER PINGING AGAIN REEEEEE

You neets can't even write like normal people.

Isn't NEET usually written in all caps anyway? And I have a job, a car, and go to college. I am not a NEET by definition.

I am not a NEET by definition.

Just by inclination and inevitability.

i cant even

You're a fucking faggot though, by definition

r/Drama are all just NEETs in denial.

/r/Drama is a subreddit of peace

I shitpost from work btw

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I'll give you $10 if I can drag my nuts through your asscrack

k

Oh my God. Can we nip this "smug" complaint in the bud right now? It's only been two weeks since a bunch of people decided Negareddit was smug and started being vocal about it. Well, as an avid Negareddit veteran and guy with nothing to do right now, I'm going to put this to rest. Because I am sick of it. The whining. The complaining. "Nah nah nah" all the time. Jesus.

Am I superior to the average Reddit poster? Absolutely. I dress better. I have hotter sexual partners (and more of them). I make more money. I'm better educated. All of my opinions are thoroughly researched and I'm able to express them better than anyone else on the planet. I have a higher IQ. I have better taste in music, art, literature, video games, cars, name something I have better taste than you and the rest of Reddit.

My dick is thick and girthy; it feels firm in your hand, it fills you up, but it won't hurt you. It's the perfect size. My body is tight, toned, tanned, and shaved. Name a type of model - head, body, hand, feet, dick - and I could be that kind of model. I don't because I'm too busy making a shit ton of money as a doctor lawyer who runs a non-profit for victims of genocide. I'm 6'2', 185, 3% bf. I'm better. I'm superior.

Now I know what you're thinking: "Hey, /u/SmytheOrdo

, if you're so much better than everyone else on Reddit, wtf are you doing on Reddit?" And this is the main thing, really. This is what concerns me the most. Although I am superior by every objective and subjective test imaginable by man, most of Reddit doesn't know I'm superior. It's important to me that they know. It's like... if you sing the most beautiful song in the world, but nobody is there to hear it, what's the point? Yanno?

I am the most beautiful song in the world.

So give it a rest. Telling me (and I assume you're talking directly to me, because I assume all statements made by anyone are about me and I am always right) that I only post to feel superior is just a waste of your time and mine. I know I sound like I feel like I'm superior.

Babe, I am superior.

Fine, $15 to drag my nuts through your asscrack then.

Neck yourself

I've put on about twenty pounds and don't sleep as soundly as I used to.

/u/gilgaphant that's just sleep apnea you fatass

Since Trump took office, I've moved across the country to someplace I love, got a bigger apartment, got a job that has awesome pay, and got way better insurance than I had.

I mean, none of that is really related to Trump but I dunno life seems pretty great.

I mean uhhhh... Trump stole my wallet and pushed me down the stairs. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Putting on 20 lbs because Trumps got elected has to be the most pathetic sentiment I've ever considered.

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Its fucked up my relationship with my parents and made me resort to excessive drinking and weed usage at times to placate my anxiety.

So basically, "I'm so scared that Jeff Sessions will take away my weed that I'm forced to smoke more weed."

Don't all these dudes live with their parents anyway? How are they being impacted by Trump?

Meanwhile the illegal family maid who tends to their needs goes back home and carries on for another day of slave labor

negareddit

I'm seriously thinking of learning another language and moving to Europe...

Fucking refugees... the last thing Europe needs.

wtf I love Trump now

fairing

kys pls

What they need is someone inspirational, someone who has a dream to make things great again.

I'm very Liberal aka Corbyn/Labour supporter, we have a terrible Conservative PM and it is a bit rubbish.

But fuck me that thread, what a bunch of overly dramatic cry babies. Get on with your lives.

Gained 20 pounds? It's not the fact I over eat and lead a sedentary lifestyle it's actually Trump that forces food down my throat.

Relationship with parents in disarray? It's not the fact that other people might actually have different world views and it's easy to put them aside if their decent people it's actually Trump that makes me throw my toys out the pram every time they mention something that doesn't fit my agenda.

Degree in jeopardy? It's not the fact that I'm lazy as fuck and am using Trump as a scapegoat it's just he forces me to worry constantly about a nuclear holocaust.

Pathetic.

I've seriously been considering picking up a new language, probably French or German, and moving to Europe within the next two decades. I think the Trump administration marks the beginning of the end of American political and economic dominance; there won't be any rules left to break in future elections, so it'll only get worse from here. I don't want to be around for the fall.

Oh dont be so overdramatic

In case you need a TL:DR for the linked thread

I have spent nearly two entire years doing nothing but cramming more politics into my face 24/7. I am losing my goddamn mind and I have no idea how I am going to survive for 4 years

Have you considered not cramming politics into your face?

Literally that entire thread.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Liberalism so fragile.

This is ollllllllld fam.