German Depraved Beastiality

115  2017-07-05 by Orsonius

33 comments

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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He's with a sheep though, are you sure he's not welsh?

Are you some kind of interspeciesist? Why can't a german and a welsh get together,

Don't be an idiot, he's clearly from New Zealand and wants some sheep bussy too

Shussy

Scottish, you mean.

Sheep are surprisingly agile animals. The Jocks are all too fat to catch one.

Of course they are, but in Scotland they romance a sheep first, so it's not a problem.

Looks like a good time. The mouse knows where he's going with those eggs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Bussy Bear" is very erotic.

A political joke could be made here about the sheep and the bear....but I'm bad at this, so suggestions?

bear = gay men, and uh.. idk if the sheep was a goat i could see a joke 🤔

I recently saw Bussy in Lidl but I didn't have my phone with me, otherwise I would have took a picture and post it here.

You know where those go

You can buy bussy from Lidls? Awesome.

Schlecken means licking.

Bestiality. Not beastiality. Comes from "bestial". Didn't you see the squiggly red lines under beastiality when you wrote that word?

P.S. I swear I don't fuck animals, I'm just autistic.

Huh, TIL that I've been spelling and pronouncing that all wrong.

I think pronouncing it "beastiality" is pretty common.

I thought it's written beastiality but pronounced bestiality.

They're both animals, why is the sheep leashed? What type of freaky shit is afoot?

S&M

Bussi is a dom, who knew?

My generation had this debate about Goofy and Pluto. Why was one wearing clothes and speaking English while the other defecates in the street and lives chained up in Mickey Mouse's yard?

The obvious answer is that Pluto is somewhat differently abled and Mickey has some creative solutions regarding care in the community.

Wait, this isn't furry_irl

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Funny how anything seems sinister if you say it in German.

We are a sinister people, after all.

Don't you fucking DARE.

It was only outlawed here in 2005, thanks to this guy.