Neat

You didn't read it.

In the other posters defense, that looks like a good story to read but the lack of breaks makes it just a giant wall of text. Very difficult to read.

Yeah my eyes glazed over about halfway through. Had to force myself to finish it.

Hmm

hmmmmmm

/u/ultrashitpost

🤔🤔🤔

A change jar labled "house".

You're better off withut this fuckstick.

Hahahahaha yes we are!

Post bussy

?

More like *

In r/drama? More like ○.

Posters who want us to solve their problems first need to take a picture of their "boy pussy". This is clearly in the rules, and I will permaban you if you don't do it pronto.

Lmao you got it. Give me some time to upload to Imgur please lol

dong lover

Ugliest asshole I've ever seen. I'll consult with the other mods on whether this counts.

I'm new!!! Explain further! I deleted the dickle pics. My eyes were already tainted enough.

You can just PM me the bussy pics if you're worried about /u/serialflamingo seeing them.

Why I oughta.

It's a butthole isn't it... I mean his face is pretty close...

huh

Cliff notes

Friend turns out to be a deviant. Cheated on best friend. Stole money. Gave STD. Sexually assaulted someone. Owes money still.

Didn't read lol

'My fiancé bought me a new tv when mine broke for my birthday. Fuckhead was dating a different girl at the time, he bought her an even bigger tv 3 months later "just because"!'

Date him and get a bigger TV. Doesn't seem that complicated tbh.

Yeah no thanks. Lmfao

I'm certain this can all be resolved with a bigger TV. Tell your fiance that it's either a bigger TV or the wedding's off.

That's why I bought him a projector 😂 we now have a movie theater

i'm happy to have helped you find peace with the situation :) let us know next time you need some advice.

Thanks for the feedback. I tried spacing it a bit. It's just long.

You'd probably get a better response if you posted this in /r/offmychest or /r/self, they're designed for these kinds of posts.

Thanks I don't post much on here.

Well it's better than people asking for help with their Shakespeare homework.

This is why we need mayocide.

tldr

Friend turns out to be a deviant. Cheated on my best friend. Stole her money. Sexually assaulted someone. Lied the whole time. Still owes money.

Tell CNN they'll get him

Gotta be in meme format tho.

have your tried picking better friends?

Yes I have now. We met when we were all 13 through school. He was a funny guy and always had my back before the shit show.

demand trial by combat and post the video here please

Must use katanas

I would love nothing more. I'm bigger than him I'll fuck his shit up lmao

Do ittttt

If I thought I could mentally deal with jail I absolutely would. Might get away with it on my own turf lol

If you get him to agree to it, you're fine

This is true. But he never would. He is a wimp.

Just point that out to him, and his friends, and family, and acquaintances, and strangers until he agrees or cries.

Also post bussy

here's his ugly mug

I think life is already punishing him

This is true. He also had a panic attack after he got caught and a lady had to pull him out of his car in a target parking lot. Still hasn't paid the $2000+ ambulance ride.

How much of a deviant

Down, girl. Not the fun kind.

I'm not a dog

A fact that devastates all the furries around the metasphere, to be sure.

You really ought to purchase a gun, execute everyone involved and then kill yourself before the cops get you.

I'm joking

Of course

silly bitch this ain't your blog

Sweet moves

thanks, now lets see that bussy

He looks like an ewok.

go back to 9gag

Would you accept a 980Ti?

https://media.giphy.com/media/TfS8MAR9ucLHW/giphy.gif

That hurts you know.

You want me to kiss the booboo?

How about a 1080p?

Why?

Didn't read it cause it's too long, but since you posted it I assume everything is your fault.

Hahahahahah it wasn't but okay

After reading this it seems you're going way overboard on your brother bro.

Sometimes. But he also does other shady shit I don't approve of. And flat out says he doesn't like the guy and doesn't talk to him just to be caught red handed.

You really have screenshots?

I have the conversation with her. I deleted the dick pic convos because I didn't want that dirty dick on my phone.

Can i see what the conversations were like?

Yeah I'll have to upload on Imgur first.

yep

DAMN.

Yeah... more to it but right there is where I almost murdered fuckhead.

"i will keep this between us and /r/drama"

Forgot Which Sub I was on for a Second.

Fuck is this Reader's Digest bullshit?

Fake and gay

It's true. Unfortunately.

Crap story and no bussy? Get out if here!

I'm not reading this. The answer is always kys.

this post isn't just cancer, it's stage four cancer.

wtf did you actually expect more than like 3 NEETs to read this?

When I was a kid we had a Commodore 64. My favorite games were Bruce Lee, Elite and the game of Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

I used to like The Last Ninja but now I kind of suspect it was shit. Also the second tape wouldn't load so I never made it to the end.

Sorry, your autistic moo-ing was tl:dr so I assumed that you wrote about 1980s computer games because that's what I wanted to talk about and you're just a girl so what you think isn't very interesting anyway.

So... how 'bout you make me a sandwich, sweetheart eh?

Sorry Im too busy organizing my massive video game collection. So maybe cook me something up while you sit on your ass?

I'd be careful demanding a meal from a permavirgin neckbeard on the internet.

It's a well known fact among men like me who never speak to women irl that if you provide food for a woman she must sleep with you.

That is the law.

I don't think he would know where to put it anyway.

"He" is me.

This is where you've gone wrong. This is a drama sub...

We like drama and we like to cause drama. If you say you're asian, I will belittle your primary sexual characteristics; an African American, I willenquire as to when your next welfare check is due; a white man, I will tell you to shut up because mmmmuh mmmmm uh patriarchy (I wouldn't do that really- white men are awesome). Because you're a woman, I will tell you to make me a sandwich.

Not because I really want a sandwich but because I, personally, find it funny to do so.

In the words of Father Fintan Stack:

"I've had my fun and that's all that matters"

The real hilarity is you actually went to your own fiancé's stag party. I feel bad, dude's married to a mountain of trust issues.

Lmao what? Fiancé went with his now brother in law and friends to a dinner and paintball. And I have zero trust issues with him.

tldr

It's a nice day for a, white trash wedding

It's a nice to, post agaaaaaain

Abbreviate this into 10 bullet points.

Also, instead of writing walls of text about bullshit losers, learn to avoid bullshit losers.

Well we were all blind sided by it.

Nice

Imagine if SRD was a blunt, filled with medium grade pot. Now, imagine taking that blunt and putting crushed up pieces of random pills you found in your mom's medicine cabinet in it, and then dipping the whole thing in vaseline, before shoving it into your ass as some kind of godawful suppository. Now, imagine doing that because some dude you don't know came over and dared you to do it, and your neighbor (who invited the dude over in the first place) thinks it's kinda funny, thus upping the peer pressure.

That's r/drama

Why is there a stranger in my house? Why am I wasting weed like that? Wouldn't the Vaseline ruin it? And I don't talk to any of my neighbors.

TBH I didn't read most of this pasta so I can't confidently answer your question.

Maybe the spastic that wrote it can explain? /u/khanfusion

TLDR: 1. Guy dates your friend. 2. Guy sends some dick pics. 3. Guy gets tired of dating your friend, starts dating new girl, relationships overlap.

Recommendation: this happens all the time, get over it.

Correct. Most people are man enough to come out and say it. Which would have been fine. We could have all remained friends in the long run. Instead he tried faking a mental illness. Stealing money? Sexual assault? All that's normal to you?

Most people you meet if you get to know them well enough will turn out to be horrible people. If you expect more than that you will frequently be disappointed and end up unhappy. At this point it's no longer about him, it's about you. "Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else — you are the one who gets burned." - some guy.

It was very sudden. I've let go of most of my immediate anger. But it lingers. He was doing really well, getting his shit together and becoming a responsible adult. Then he just shit all over the entire thing and reverted back to acting like a 15 year old.