THE RESULTS ARE IN! Basic Income bot /u/EvidenceBaseShitPost is a raging success in generating rage!

26  2017-07-07 by DeepDickedHillybilly

About 7 hours ago I started up /u/EvidenceBaseShitPost looking for the words or phrases "basic income," "basicincome" or " ubi ." In response to posts that used one of these phrase, the bot would lay down sick memes about how it's free money at the expense of rich people.

This was the most successful bot as measured by rage generated per post. It was a bit of a perfect storm: mega Jew (((Mark Zuckerberg))) said some stupid shit about basic income today, as well as the """"state"""" of (((Hawaii))) doing a study on basic income. So there was plenty of content to shitpost to. In addition, some morons talking about "Ubisoft" who chose to abbreviate it "UBI" got caught in the crossfire. C'est le vie.

Every once in a while, I want to put a special kind of moron front and center above all other responses. This is one of those times. This fucking autist was so triggered by a shitposting bot with poor grammar and spelling he went out of his way to write an angry, profanity-laced and insulting message to the bot.

Anyway, here's the hatemail archive. As a bonus, there's some Patriarchy Bot responses that were late stragglers at the very bottom of the last page.

Enjoy the autism parade! The bot will be back in about a week.

24 comments

n/a  DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-07

/u/hienergy ... you, the moron who makes no sense. You never make nonsense that spams so much, you retard. Never make no sense again. Fuck you. I hope you get a site-wide ban, you spamming piece of shit

n/a  hienergy 2017-07-07

So you are the moron who made this annoying bot. Congratulations on being an idiot.

n/a  LeFabulousFaggot 2017-07-07

Why don’t you want free money?

n/a  DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-07

You know what man? You know what?

FUCK YOU.

I'm out there trying to make a fucking difference, ya know? I'm standing up for the little man, trying to do what's right, and fucking fat obese neckbeard virgin FAGGOTS like yourself just try to tear me down.

You know what? At least I'm doing something. I'm fucking trying. So yeah, sit there and hate, you fat sack of shit. Sit there and let the world fucking burn. I'm doing something. I'm working for the better. You're working for the worse.

FUCK YOU

n/a  hienergy 2017-07-07

And now I am sure that calling me an "autist" was pure projection. You seem to be completely socially unaware of anything around you. Poor guy.

n/a  DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-07

You're the one who is sending rage mail to a fucking bot, you autist

n/a  hienergy 2017-07-07

And you received it and got so triggered that you posted here.

n/a  DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-07

Speaking of projection...

n/a  FrostBittenSalsa 2017-07-07

Someone didn't read the sub's sidebar

n/a  The_DJSeahorse 2017-07-07

Have we found us a new lolcow?

n/a  scatmunchies 2017-07-07

Calling you autist is a medically valid diagnosis of weapons-grade turbo autism. The only cure can be found at the end of a rope, the bottom of a bottle of xanax, or the tailpipe of a car.

n/a  JasonJewnova 2017-07-07

I hear death by massive anal hemorrhaging is en vogue these days.

n/a  scatmunchies 2017-07-07

Are you offering to help out? I didn't realize your love of bussy was an altruistic one.

n/a  JasonJewnova 2017-07-07

I'm always altruistic. Even my nazism is based out of anti-racism.

After all, can't be anymore racism if there's only one race!

n/a  scatmunchies 2017-07-07

This plus the mayocide finally brings about world peace.

n/a  JasonJewnova 2017-07-07

Sorry bruh, whites will be the last ones standing. Then we'll probably just kill ourselves since it's never getting any better than that.

n/a  Country-asshole 2017-07-07

I'm going to copy this and use it regularly.

n/a  JasonJewnova 2017-07-07

Sorry kid, national socialism is the way of the future.

You don't to be on the wrong side of herstory, do ya?

n/a  ironicshitpostr 2017-07-07

Germans gave it a shot and fucked it up

Welcome to the trashheap of history where your retarded ideology belongs, along with anarchism and communism

n/a  SnapshillBot 2017-07-07

Promoting anarchofascism for 5 years and counting.

Snapshots:

  1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, snew.github.io, archive.is

  2. /u/EvidenceBaseShitPost - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is*

  3. This fucking autist - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  4. here's the hatemail archive - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

I am a bot. (Info / Contact)

n/a  Sai22 2017-07-07

Can you give me the source code?

n/a  DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-07

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/6kwktj/introducing_uits_drumpf_a_shitposting_bot/djphu6u/

n/a  ANUSBLASTER_MKII 2017-07-07

God speed ubi bot.

n/a  adlauren 2017-07-07

This bot was so close to being perfect. It needs a line at the bottom of the message that says "This bot was created by u/xnotch as a public service.", then a link to a bitcoin wallet for tips.

n/a  DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-07

Omg the tip jar... So perfect!!

n/a  ahbslldud 2017-07-07

nah nah you gotta make it like... anita sarkeesian or spez

n/a  OniTan 2017-07-07

Mr. bot. I don't know who made you, and I honestly don't care, but free money is never truly free. Someone has to pay for it and it usually means that not only the upper class gets taxed more, but the middle class as well. If UBI were to be incorporated, I am one to believe that the government could say that the money you make through UBI is all that you need to survive, and the rest gets disseminated through the government to fund various programs because the government obviously knows better than you on what you should spend your money on. Do you want an overbearing nanny state, because this is how you get an overbearing nanny state. If I was interested in socialism lite, I'd call myself a socialist, but I'm fucking not.

UBI opens the door to more and more regulation, more and more taxes, and more and more programs all of which are things that I am gonna pump the brakes on and put right through the fucking windshield. I want MORE freedoms for the individual, and LESS government overall. I want MORE power in the hands of the local governments to allow everyday people to have the ability to take part in their community affairs and to secure the needs of local municipalities FIRST. What we have now is a system that either hamfists too broad of a brushstroke that wastes tax money, completely overlooks the small stuff, or makes it slower in response. I wonder how Flint MI would be doing if the locals could pool their own funds for a new water system and could also bargain to get a better rate from non state contractors. I'm willing to bet that Flint would have never made the news in said system because the switch to the shitty water source would have never happened. What would I know though, I'm just a crazy Libertarian nutjob...

n/a  aonome 2017-07-07

Please do more of this, maybe a bot that posts to every mention of circumcision or MGM saying why it's good and that opposing it is racist

n/a  wootfatigue 2017-07-07

Oh shit. I'd donate an aged account for this.