This is why we need mayocide.

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On point as usual

If giving food to those kids is racism I'm all against racism.

Do you ever add anything of substance? Or just cliched shitposts, rehashed circlejerks, inane commentary and.. well this?

Sorry if that sounds harsh. Parroting the conventional counterjerk is I guess good to some degree but this sub could deal with a bit more substance, critical thinking, insight, etc. We shouldn't be alright with ad naseum repetition of what has been said countless times. At least try to move the needle, advance our understanding of where we are and where popcorn is headed or add something new.

SOUP'S ON!!! Its Fagioli!

my name a jeff

Pretty low tier name tbh

My name is Jeff is Baneposting for normies and those with low IQs.

Unlike real Baneposting which I'd the hobby of the upper class.

Upper tier Baneposting

That man is an inspiration to us all

my unironic hero

yo don't talk shit about jeffposting

I feel threatened

This sub is literally about making fun of other people for caring about things. What do you expect?

This sub is literally about making fun of other people for caring about things.

You should probably tell that to the rest of the /r/Drama userbase. All of the seriousposting on the sub suggests otherwise

Do you ever add anything of substance? Or just cliched shitposts, rehashed circlejerks, inane commentary and.. well this?

Sorry if that sounds harsh. Parroting the conventional counterjerk is I guess good to some degree but this sub could deal with a bit more substance, critical thinking, insight, etc. We shouldn't be alright with ad naseum repetition of what has been said countless times. At least try to move the needle, advance our understanding of where we are and where popcorn is headed or add something new.

Gotem

Is...is this pasta?

post bussy or kys

No soup for you!

Is this fresh pasta?

No

Do you ever add anything of substance? Or just cliched shitposts, rehashed circlejerks, inane commentary and.. well this?

Sorry if that sounds harsh. Parroting the conventional counterjerk is I guess good to some degree but this sub could deal with a bit more substance, critical thinking, insight, etc. We shouldn't be alright with ad naseum repetition of what has been said countless times. At least try to move the needle, advance our understanding of where we are and where popcorn is headed or add something new.

all you fucking lames can do is spew memes. no one takes you seriously except each other because youre repetitive as fuck and find comfort in numbers. im in the wrong here because im literally the only person who doesnt hop on the meme train and shit over a race they used to fuck with? you lot are delusional as fuck dick riding hypebeasts. you say the same shit every time in every fucking thread. you are sheep. each and everyone of you are completely disposable and interchangeable. i cannot fathom how it doesnt sicken you to your core to be so useless in life. another thing i love is how you suburbanites puff yourselves up online but you would piss in your pants and shake in it if someone spoke to you irl. you are pathetic.

Do you ever add anything of substance? Or just cliched shitposts, rehashed circlejerks, inane commentary and.. well this?

Sorry if that sounds harsh. Parroting the conventional counterjerk is I guess good to some degree but this sub could deal with a bit more substance, critical thinking, insight, etc. We shouldn't be alright with ad naseum repetition of what has been said countless times. At least try to move the needle, advance our understanding of where we are and where popcorn is headed or add something new.

you further prove my point. this comment alone has already gotten a meme response within minutes. its genuinely pathetic that you cannot even begin to defend your opinion. i am being deathly serious. if you couldnt understand those few sentences, ill translate it into meme speak for you, maybe this will give you a head start:

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Well, never mind all that, /r/WhiteBoneBlueBeard. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? See, I went to the local Yoshinoya today. Right. Yoshinoya. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! 150 yen! And you're brining the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's going to order the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from a Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. That's the ticket. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. Now, you should know, if you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, /r/WhiteBoneBlueBeard, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

I gave you the perfect opportunity to reuse the pasta and you wasted it. Delete this comment and try again

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Yeah, can I get a source on that?

It's an old copypasta based on an episode of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.

Man and here i was going to start yelling at you.

Hmm. Aged, but by no means stale. I approve this pasta.

Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.

/r/Drama Is an absolute lesson of what happens when you have too much time and just barely enough intelligence on your hands without any ambition. You all are the quintessential rebellious edgy millennials without any direction. You all post about other people's misfortunes and mental breakdowns while struggling to deal with your own. If you all just applied yourselves, your parents wouldn't be as disappointed as you think they are. All it takes is a little discipline, but instead you all turn your talents into shitposting and finding lolcows. At least these lolcows have found passion in life to care enough about any topic that they are willing to put their crazy on the internet. All you people care about are terrible memes and bussy. Imagine what your grandmother would think if she saw the shit you were posting. Do you think she would love how you spend your days laughing at the misfortune of others? If you all just applied yourself, maybe, just possibly, one day you will reach the potential that all your elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, keep shitposting your life away, and try to feel secure in the knowledge that at least you don't lose your shit on the internet.

This is either the dankest pasta ever or you're a great new lolcow. Either way, never stop posting.

I have now become an enemy of all of you, which should come as bad news. The majority mayos just gained a follower. Sincere congratulations to you guys. I hope r/drama gets banned and none of you every see a glimpse of the bussy and mayocide so you so eagerly desire. Have fun always being a whiny social minority that never escalates their status because they refuse to convert people to their side. You guys took an L on this one. Score 1 for the mayo community. Look at the contrast in our reactions. I realized reddit beef is utterly useless and not worth my time as I have real bussy to see and real Seth Rich killers to find in my daily life that do not involve Reddit. Multiple posts have been made about me across multiple subs because apparently you guys have way too much time to sit and dwell about insignificant drama. That's probably why you post here in the first place, if I had to guess. I will be deleting this account shortly, but I will be back on Reddit. Never to return to this region of the site, but just know that I will be out there, fighting for the mayo side from now on. So again, congratulations. If making the normies stronger was your goal, you all succeeded with flying colors. I'm gonna be A-okay in my life. You guys are condemned to an eternity of saltiness and anger toward perceived hellmans-oppressors. I am at peace just knowing that. I no longer have sympathy for any of you besides a minority few that have reached out to me. I will never dedicate a shred of energy to any cause surrounding r/drama or the Autism community because of all of your actions. So please, throw a party and celebrate that. Apparently that is your goal; complain about mayos while simultaneously refusing to explain yourself to them. It's a recipe for total disaster, which I hope I live to see. Goodbye cruel world, and please consider this. The amount of people I have instructed to post bussy: 0. The amount of times I have been instructed to post bussy: 3. As someone who lost a friend to bussy posting at age 12, those 3 can go straight to hell and never return, because they are the absolute worst type of human garbage that can ever exist. I would argue that they are legitimately worse people than some real SRDines that post at r/SubredditDrama. No good person tells anyone to post bussy. Please refrain from telling people to post bussy on the internet in the future, one of them could actually do it and then you'd get locked up for shitposting because those are the laws now

Notice that you're in some bullshit subreddit, way off the beaten path, in which maybe a handful of people are actively being dramatic about reddit drama. You are the definition of a loser. I mean, I could write pages and pages about how reddit is to 20 somethings as facebook is to your grandparents, but what's the point? You're too far gone. Evidence is in the fact that the only response you'll have to this is to continue fighting by saying something bigoted, or try following me around on a throw away account, or some other stupid childish thing that gives you the illusion of being powerful. But you still know that you're a loser despite all those things.

Is this pasta yet?

If you don't want cliched shitposts, rehashed circlejerks or inane commentary what the hell are you browsing this sub for?

Thanks for posting this. I get that my post is ironic, but nobody calls out reddit's shit anymore, and i think shaming is much better than ignoring

iousposting? In MY sub. NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you ever add anything of substance? Or just cliched shitposts, rehashed circlejerks, inane commentary and.. well this?

You do know where you are, right?

Wearing gloves while handling food is racist

Lunch lady's are racist too then. Now it makes sense why my lunch always cost $14.88.

i mean, lunch ladies are poor, poors are racists. it checks out.

You getting seriously ripped off m8.

Wew lad never thought I'd see the day where basic food safety procedures were considered racist. You can tell none them have ever had an actual job cuz everyone who has worked a minimum wage food job knows it's either gloves or washing your hands every minute.

they only thing left to do with racism accusations these days is to flush them down the drain.

This is why they have ebola.

Wtf is ur flag

The pride flag.

But why

Well I heard Pride were throwing Jews out so and I heard they updated their flag so I'm just jumping in on the latest trend.

I'm being serious. Why support something extremely un american? There should be absolutely no pride associated with that flag

You can't get more American than Dukes of Hazzard!

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2012/08/31/automobiles/wheels-genlee/wheels-genlee-blog480.jpg

Wow take your homophobic ass outta my face.

I'm being serious.

get out

This but unironically.

Keep yourself safe.

Death to America

I'm being serious.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ain't nothing more American than taking up arms against an overreaching federal government that no longer represents you.

There's also nothing more American than wanting to keep black people oppressed

perhaps it has something to do with bait, as mentioned in the edgelord's username

You can tell none them have ever had an actual job

So you are saying they are basically either students, NEETs, or trustafarians, or all three? Sounds about right.

what can you expect with sub 80 IQ averages

She's just trying to keep herself safe from the next Ebola outbreak

completely different part of the continent m8

Pfff Aids then.

Globalism is a lie, learn the truth

ebola

What year is it?

FYI title makes no sense until you see Miss South Africa 2017

She was asked by the orphanage to wear gloves before handing food to children

Holy shit these sjws and black activists are just looking for reasons to scream racism. Black Fragility.

Hey man the water is fucking wet.

dude but why didn't she take those gloves off for a quick picture with the children?! She could have put new gloves on afterwards!!!?!?!!#$#$#$

allowing a mayo to handle children's food

Sickening.

In 2004 after Hurricane Ivan my family volunteered at a salvation army food truck for a couple of weeks cooking and handing out meals and such. We were required to wear gloves but they never said anything about hair nets.

Someone points out a black lady is also wearing gloves at the event.
Completely ignored so as not to interrupt the REEEEEEEE.

Why does twitter need to blame literally every aspect of human life on racism? Who gave these people the ability to post on the internet

Racist mayos, duh.

This makes me yearn for chococide.

Well, they're stupid enough to be honorary mayos.

Fuck this country though for real

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congrats on starting the mayocide for us, fam

As a black man, twitter Black "Activists" are the most retarded motherfuckers alive. Right behind Tara McCarthy.

100% agreed but don't try to lie to us, we know this sub is infested with mayos.

(Not trolling serious replies) who is Tara McCarthy?

My favorite AltKike QT. I would fuck her, it'd be bestiality though. Not because I'm black or anything, but because she looks like a Cow with downs syndrome. I'm super into that.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DD1Nf5LVoAAnEgz.jpg

Don't say "kike" like it as not a very offensive slur

/r/asablackman

May be accurate that he is BS-ing considering his username is "hates leftist fucks"

Sup Dawg

http://i.imgur.com/cXXoegw.jpg

Why do you hate leftists just curious?

(((They))) {{{Promote}}} [[[degeneracy]]], such as rap music made after 1995 and unnatural race mixing between the 200m and 400m. God made the races separate.

Jesus Christ why. Rap music has only gotten better. Kendrick Lamar is the best ever

Whoa whoa whoa there buddy. Are you even woke man? Kendrick Lamar is a Jewish plant. I do fuck with Section 80 though.

Why do you say these things

Autism.

Okay that makes sense actually

adds up

1995

Kendrick Lamar

yeah you got a minimum nine-year gap to defend here

What?

Kendrick Lamar's career started in '04 then didn't pick up until 2010

What's wrong with that year? Didn't Kanye drop college dropout? Tons of good music in that "gap"

i could be thinking of anything from '01 to '06 really that whole era was a bling bling blur

That was not a bad era of rap

it is when you compare it to any of the others

i think, I don't remember 2009-12 at all though. that's when the troubles began

I enjoy most of rap honestly. 2009-12 was a great period

early 2000s was just so much more fucking SAMEY than usual, but at least we saw more diverse influence creeping up at the end and still had old motherfuckers on the tail ends of their golden age at the beginning

that's why I picked '03, i felt like that was deep in enough

You get to go to White Heaven. Congrats!

Who is Tara McCarthy?

Of course blacks are triggered. They don't understand hygiene when handling food.

Clearly a black african hunting Boer and not a philanthropist complying with health and safety standards when serving food.

At least Americans will always know that there is one country they can look down upon for its retarded "race relationships".

The Esteemed Nation of Twitter?

The obvious problematic part about this is that food sanity is western colonial imperialism and is forcing the white mans science on the world.

I'm suprised about them not calling het out for not being black enough.

You don't actually care about hygiene, as you have a picture of you PETTING A DOG with barehands!

you could have just linked this

Holy fuck... I knew people on Twitter were dumb, but ffs.

https://twitter.com/bandilecurrency/status/882608251891847168

I hear the explanation but it's still a disturbing image to be handling these kids with surgical gloves for photos Bandile Currency added

Miss South Africa @Official_MissSA Replying to @tony_ngu @floletoaba All volunteers were asked to wear gloves when handling food for hygiene purposes. 7:32 AM - 5 Jul 2017

They are outright admitting they don't care what she or anyone else is actually doing, rather that they're chimping out because the way an image "looks" triggers them.

Lol welcome to everyday life in South Africa, where everything whites do is racist.

Welcome to South Africa, friends. Where the only racists are white people.

This actually happened.

Black people in SA were celebrating the fact that this fire killed white people and destroyed their homes.