https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/6kw46h/guys_please_help_i_took_meth_and_now_i_cant_stop/?st=j4t8if52&sh=104d20c8

Late one night, tweaking out and in desperate need of positive affirmation of my drug use, I spend 3 hours constructing a shitpost about taking meth and jerking off to the very very gay paintings of Italian master Caravaggio.

The stoned masses of r/drugs oblige, the post is massively upvoted and my spun out ramblings are hailed as comedic genius:

"Only someone on meth could so exquisitely produce such a literary masterpiece." (+4)

"i'm high on weed, i thought it was very poetic and the visuals were all described perfectly. and i laughed so hard!" (+4)

"This post is beautifully manic" (+8)

"This is world class trolling right here. Massively creative and entertaining." (+8)

"idk if its cos im high on dxm but this is the funniest post ever" (+3)

I also succeed in giving the unwashed hippies and dead-eyed vagrants that read r/drugs a little cultural refinement:

"I have a renewed appreciation for Caravaggio now."

"Man those paintings are pretty fucking good quality" (+19)

"Pretty astonishing work" (+4)

"Damn those ones of Jesus are pretty hot.." (+4)

Needless to say I vow to continue using meth in the future, and inform my therapist that I need it to be creative, as well as for my ADHD, migraines, social anxiety and chronic fatigue.

If you are wondering, yes I am a shameless attention whore and an extremely special snowflake.