The point is the TrollX cows "CAN'T EVEN RN!!!" if a gender-swapped version were posted somewhere. But yeah, anyone who takes anything these fat hairy cunts too seriously is probably some sort of MRA or MTGOW, aka borderline retarded male autist.
Thanks. I insulted many groups in that post. Can you please identify which group you identify with so I can know which comment triggered you? It's useful for future interactions we may have
As has been explained many times by the low-t manlets of reddit, "Men" or "Man" is totally gender neutral and just means mankind so there is no such thing a swapped gender here
I mean everybody's laughing at this joke about killing a man, but would you laugh at this one? I'm of the opinion that jokes about hurting a person of either gender aren't okay.
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue. Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your fucking mouth shut helps?"
That is fucking HIGH-LAAAR-REE-US!!! Seriously it's rare that I laugh out loud over anything on reddit but that one did it for me.
Here's a joke I've been working with:
Q: Could you ever trust something that bleeds for 7 days but doesn't die?
I mean everybody's laughing at this joke about killing a man, but would you laugh at this one? I'm of the opinion that jokes about hurting a person of either gender aren't okay.
In a perfect world, none of these humorless cunts would swarm every off-color post about women, either, but I live in the world that is, not the world that should be.
this is America, surely the best way to a man's heart is with a small, easily concealed, large caliber, double action revolver with rounds that pancake on impact and will put a hold the size of a grapefruit on even the biggest of men.
Quality modern automatics with duty-quality ammunition don't jam anymore. I recommend the SigSauer P-226 Legion 9mm loaded with Hornady Critical Duty for proper cycling and ballistics.
You're the dumb cunt that has a problem with jokes because statistically men kill more women than vice versa. So what do you think about jokes where white people are the victims of attacks from minorities?
Hi! Are you the one who told me to pull the stick out of my cunt earlier, then deleted their comment like a little crybaby because it got downvotes? I saw it in my inbox but was too busy to reply right away, and when I had time, it was gone. So sad!
Because I was gonna say, I kinda like the stick better than I like you. It definitely gives me a little more pleasure than you do.
But hey, I wasn't actually paying attention and really, it could be a completely different person referencing my cunt, right? I mean, I just get soooo many of those sorts of comments.
Well, four. I've gotten four so far in the past six years. One was a conservative redpill middle eastern kid who told me I was a teenaged black girl just pretending to be a fortysomething army vet (OMG you totally got me, how did you know? ... o0), one was someone who I think was probably twelve who completely filled a text box with the word cunt as though it had powerful talismanic meaning to him and would work like a spell to make the world act like he wanted, and one was a deeply religious someone or other who simply couldn't bear the concept of abortion at all, under any circumstances. Thank of the babiiiieeeeesssssss!!!!!!
So you're in good company, right? I ought to hook all you cunt-lovers up so you can chill together. You've all got so much in common! Ok, well, no, mostly you've only got either serious mental illness or deep personal immaturity in common, but I'm sure you'll enjoy comparing notes and feeling victimized or something.
My comment was deleted by a mod, I definitely would have kept it there, were it up to me.
Cunt is a great word, more people should use it to reference cunts like you, you humorless sack of shit. Does sexism offend you? Oh, I guess that's not a very funny joke, because statistically, more cunts are offended than men.
...OMG, you seriously think women get offended more than men? Holy shit, have you ever even seen men react like pissed off puffer fish to anything slighting any opinion of theirs? See: yourself, in the mirror, in this conversation.
1) if you think that any post any human on the internet makes actually details any part of their lives, you deeply, deeply underestimate how complex human lives can be; nothing you ever read here will be more than a vague surface skim of the things that happen to the people you're talking to. Seriously, even if someone spent their entire life sitting on the toilet reading reddit, their life couldn't be properly summed up in a post here.
2) Let's talk about your cursing. You use the word "cunt" a lot. That's... um, you do realize that it's like a little kid shouting "poo!" all the time? You picked the worst possible word you can think of and you're just using it and using it and using it, like, "OMG this is a naughty word see I used a naughty word I'm such a badass edgelord look at how edgy I am edge edge edge!!!!!" And I'm not reacting to it with anything but amusement (because it's kind of funny) so instead of re-evaluating and altering your tactic you double down and use it more. Kind of a dumb monkey tactic.
So if you want to be effective at insulting adults who have flushed bigger shits than you without so much as noticing, you might want to do some research in how to curse more effectively and creatively. Just "find the worst word you can think of and put it on repeat" is like, level 0 cursing. It's the "I swim in the baby pool" of bad language.
So, since I'm way too fucking lazy to fucking write some well-thought-out shit up for someone like your little idiot ass, here's someone else writing a glorious, gorgeous paen of praise to the joys of English Language Profanity. https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/the-proper-use-of-profanity/
Take notes, cockroach. That's how you use profanity.
OMG, are you one of the people who get the gold-plated guns? Those are insanely funny-looking. In sort of the opposite way from the ones where they stuck all the brass catchers and lights and sights and crap on there (tacticool!)
Oh wow. That's pretty intense. The 938 can have an extended magazine, I mean 7 shots still isn't much better than 5 but it's something. Plus you can carry extra mags pretty easy. Although situations where you'd have the time and requirements for reloading might be fairly scarce.
Violent context and intersectionality aside, a lot of jokes poking fun at whites are actually really, really funny and clever and enlightening, if you're not uptight.
Come on, which one of you mayociders is running this alt?
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-07-07
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n/a Norci 2017-07-07
Where is the drama? What the fuck is this low-effort shit.
n/a DrinkProfessionally 2017-07-07
what kind of winny asshole would have a problem with that joke?
political correct pussies pff
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-07
The point is the TrollX cows "CAN'T EVEN RN!!!" if a gender-swapped version were posted somewhere. But yeah, anyone who takes anything these fat hairy cunts too seriously is probably some sort of MRA or MTGOW, aka borderline retarded male autist.
n/a uhohohno221 2017-07-07
wew lad
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-07
Thanks. I insulted many groups in that post. Can you please identify which group you identify with so I can know which comment triggered you? It's useful for future interactions we may have
n/a uhohohno221 2017-07-07
> posting in /r/drama
> borderline retarded male autist
can u connect the dots?
n/a TraurigAberWahr 2017-07-07
the lad is to extreme to be taken seriously
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-07-07
Neck yourself
n/a TraurigAberWahr 2017-07-07
rude
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-07
It's actually "to extreme to be taking seriously"
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-07
ImInHer
n/a Karmaisforsuckers 2017-07-07
As has been explained many times by the low-t manlets of reddit, "Men" or "Man" is totally gender neutral and just means mankind so there is no such thing a swapped gender here
n/a TinyJibble 2017-07-07
Here you go
n/a CondeTrocola 2017-07-07
Yeah.
I mean, it works on women too!
n/a scatmunchies 2017-07-07
That's the best part - the missing rib doesn't affect women's vulnerability.
n/a StingAuer 2017-07-07
/r/badwomensanatomy
n/a Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-07-07
/u/SugarTits1
Unfortunately the 586 upvote score indicates many people devoid of humor browse your sub.
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-07-07
/u/biqqq
That is fucking HIGH-LAAAR-REE-US!!! Seriously it's rare that I laugh out loud over anything on reddit but that one did it for me.
Here's a joke I've been working with:
Q: Could you ever trust something that bleeds for 7 days but doesn't die?
A: Well, nope.
n/a darth_stroyer 2017-07-07
You do not belong in civilised society if you think jokes about hurting people "aren't okay". How do you become so fucking sensitive?
n/a OnePercentOfMonster 2017-07-07
THAT JOKE WASN'T FUCKING FUNNY
This is NOT okay.
n/a nanonan 2017-07-07
Yeah, I mean where's the joke? A doctor giving out reasonable advice is hardly humour.
n/a ieatpussy69 2017-07-07
Bit predictable imho
n/a ragnathorn 2017-07-07
How do people become this much of a pussy
n/a mehforeverybody 2017-07-07
Looks at op of the post in trollx....THE BAIT IS ON, more drama in the future.
n/a mehforeverybody 2017-07-07
I thought that THE BAIT WAS AGAIN ON, but it looks like the original op account is not a fake alt...shame.
n/a ThatDamnedImp 2017-07-07
In a perfect world, none of these humorless cunts would swarm every off-color post about women, either, but I live in the world that is, not the world that should be.
n/a StingAuer 2017-07-07
In a perfect world, men like me would not exist.
n/a accountability-1 2017-07-07
this is America, surely the best way to a man's heart is with a small, easily concealed, large caliber, double action revolver with rounds that pancake on impact and will put a hold the size of a grapefruit on even the biggest of men.
n/a yonicthehedgehog 2017-07-07
the best way to a man's heart is a pair of socks bought with 50% discount at socksoff.com
n/a Gothmog26 2017-07-07
That's also the best way to a woman's heart. They're all equal to the worms: equally delicious.
n/a Diecastcrazy 2017-07-07
I thought it was mayocide.
n/a MooseHeckler 2017-07-07
A Revolver, what is this the 1880s?
n/a accountability-1 2017-07-07
revolvers never jam
n/a MooseHeckler 2017-07-07
Uh huh.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-07
Quality modern automatics with duty-quality ammunition don't jam anymore. I recommend the SigSauer P-226 Legion 9mm loaded with Hornady Critical Duty for proper cycling and ballistics.
n/a bookwench 2017-07-07
What about the Ruger LCP? It got high marks on cheaperthandirt's latest ranking.
n/a Wait____________What 2017-07-07
You're the dumb cunt that has a problem with jokes because statistically men kill more women than vice versa. So what do you think about jokes where white people are the victims of attacks from minorities?
n/a bookwench 2017-07-07
Hi! Are you the one who told me to pull the stick out of my cunt earlier, then deleted their comment like a little crybaby because it got downvotes? I saw it in my inbox but was too busy to reply right away, and when I had time, it was gone. So sad!
Because I was gonna say, I kinda like the stick better than I like you. It definitely gives me a little more pleasure than you do.
But hey, I wasn't actually paying attention and really, it could be a completely different person referencing my cunt, right? I mean, I just get soooo many of those sorts of comments.
Well, four. I've gotten four so far in the past six years. One was a conservative redpill middle eastern kid who told me I was a teenaged black girl just pretending to be a fortysomething army vet (OMG you totally got me, how did you know? ... o0), one was someone who I think was probably twelve who completely filled a text box with the word cunt as though it had powerful talismanic meaning to him and would work like a spell to make the world act like he wanted, and one was a deeply religious someone or other who simply couldn't bear the concept of abortion at all, under any circumstances. Thank of the babiiiieeeeesssssss!!!!!!
So you're in good company, right? I ought to hook all you cunt-lovers up so you can chill together. You've all got so much in common! Ok, well, no, mostly you've only got either serious mental illness or deep personal immaturity in common, but I'm sure you'll enjoy comparing notes and feeling victimized or something.
n/a StingAuer 2017-07-07
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
n/a bookwench 2017-07-07
I'm just a humble redditor bringing the folks of this sub the content they deeply desire.
n/a Wait____________What 2017-07-07
My comment was deleted by a mod, I definitely would have kept it there, were it up to me.
Cunt is a great word, more people should use it to reference cunts like you, you humorless sack of shit. Does sexism offend you? Oh, I guess that's not a very funny joke, because statistically, more cunts are offended than men.
n/a bookwench 2017-07-07
...OMG, you seriously think women get offended more than men? Holy shit, have you ever even seen men react like pissed off puffer fish to anything slighting any opinion of theirs? See: yourself, in the mirror, in this conversation.
n/a Wait____________What 2017-07-07
Lol, you're the one that wrote a novel detailing your life story, dumb cunt.
n/a bookwench 2017-07-07
Ok, two things:
1) if you think that any post any human on the internet makes actually details any part of their lives, you deeply, deeply underestimate how complex human lives can be; nothing you ever read here will be more than a vague surface skim of the things that happen to the people you're talking to. Seriously, even if someone spent their entire life sitting on the toilet reading reddit, their life couldn't be properly summed up in a post here.
2) Let's talk about your cursing. You use the word "cunt" a lot. That's... um, you do realize that it's like a little kid shouting "poo!" all the time? You picked the worst possible word you can think of and you're just using it and using it and using it, like, "OMG this is a naughty word see I used a naughty word I'm such a badass edgelord look at how edgy I am edge edge edge!!!!!" And I'm not reacting to it with anything but amusement (because it's kind of funny) so instead of re-evaluating and altering your tactic you double down and use it more. Kind of a dumb monkey tactic.
So if you want to be effective at insulting adults who have flushed bigger shits than you without so much as noticing, you might want to do some research in how to curse more effectively and creatively. Just "find the worst word you can think of and put it on repeat" is like, level 0 cursing. It's the "I swim in the baby pool" of bad language.
So, since I'm way too fucking lazy to fucking write some well-thought-out shit up for someone like your little idiot ass, here's someone else writing a glorious, gorgeous paen of praise to the joys of English Language Profanity. https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/the-proper-use-of-profanity/
Take notes, cockroach. That's how you use profanity.
n/a Wait____________What 2017-07-07
Lol, someone's really cunthurt
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-07
Not my style. I'm a fancy bitch.
n/a bookwench 2017-07-07
OMG, are you one of the people who get the gold-plated guns? Those are insanely funny-looking. In sort of the opposite way from the ones where they stuck all the brass catchers and lights and sights and crap on there (tacticool!)
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-07
The P-226 Legion is gray ceramite, but I had the levers and fittings on mine electroplated in bronze.
n/a bookwench 2017-07-07
SIG! One of us... (I bought a 938.... In rainbow.)
Ok, I'm not proud, I can admit I bought it purely because it was made in Exeter NH and I lived up in the northeast as a kid. Best decision ever.
Bronze would look gorgeous on that grey, though.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-07
My wife wants the rainbow. I'm going to wait and see how the new version of the 225 is, because 'her' gun will probably be my carry gun.
Although that will look weird in rainbow.
n/a bookwench 2017-07-07
Just think, if you ever (makes lucky warding gesture) had to use the damn thing, you'd be adding insult to injury in shooting them with the rainbow.
Also the one-liners would be awesome.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-07
She wants a purse gun. She's a lawyer and some of her clients are... the sort of people that try to pay you in cocaine.
I'm trying to talk her out of those little 5-shot revolvers, but I might just lose that argument.
Anyway, we share stuff, so the 226 is our full-size shooting pistol.
n/a bookwench 2017-07-07
Oh wow. That's pretty intense. The 938 can have an extended magazine, I mean 7 shots still isn't much better than 5 but it's something. Plus you can carry extra mags pretty easy. Although situations where you'd have the time and requirements for reloading might be fairly scarce.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-07
I'm still not convinced on the polymer space-guns, but it does shoot nicely. How is the weight?
n/a MooseHeckler 2017-07-07
Exactly.
n/a glmox 2017-07-07
i mean, what sort of weirdo has a problem with jokes about killing men? men deserve to be killed
n/a ahbslldud 2017-07-07
matriarchy literally when
gas the men androcide now
n/a Raving_Dave 2017-07-07
I'm With Her
n/a Makoto_Niijima 2017-07-07
That's one of the saddest hate subs I've seen.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-07-07
Hack humor is neither funny nor offensive. Whoever took the time to make a sign out of that shit joke is the real problem.
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-07-07
Both sides! No. Intersection, prejudice plus power, clatu, verata, nictu.
Or, you could stop taking all jokes too seriously.
n/a lamentedly 2017-07-07
When people say this, they really just mean the context they want to add, from the perspective they want to look at, matters.
Your context doesn't matter. Theirs does. Wise up.
n/a Miguk_Saram 2017-07-07
Come on, which one of you mayociders is running this alt?
n/a lifesbrink 2017-07-07
It's nice to know that u/bookwench is on the side of mayocide. She will make a good little murderous for us.
n/a bookwench 2017-07-07
Yes, I can kill an entire jar of Hellman's Real Mayo in a heartbeat. Want some?
n/a StingAuer 2017-07-07
o̫̗̠̹̜͖̘͐̌͆̏͋̆̈͑h͚͚ͧ͌ͧ͋̚ ̧̳̗̱ͥ́̽ͭ͂̚͢m̢̼͓͍͊̓̇̔͛̍͂̀͡y̟̘̫̰̪̬͖̅̂̿̒ͬ͐ ̧͊͏̜͚̪̬̫͝ͅġ͖͈̘͙̼͖̖͇ͭ̽̂̊̈ͪ͢o̧̠̱̽̆͆̇̈́͋̈́̚ḏ̡̖̋̾ ͕̫̣̜̹͚̩͖̍̊ͥ̉͛ͫ́i̵͍̤͖͈̜̪͎͊̓͒̋̏̒̇m͔ͪͫ̓͝ ̢ͣ̒͏̳͙̬̠͎̗̲̝s̶̻̘ͮ̃̋ͦ̂͘o̫̥͔̗͋̈͊͒͒̃̓̎͘ ̵̨̥̳̽̍ͮͨͬ͌͂̀h̸̨̘̦̠̮̗̦̤͎ͭ̈́́ͮ͟ö̔̅̍̈̓҉̛͍̳̥t̛̹͔̪͐͒ͬ͘͠ ̢̹͊ͥ͛͌͊̔r͐͗ͨ̄̒ͩ҉͏̩̦͉͓̼̫͍ͅn̛̼͉̏́̚
n/a bookwench 2017-07-07
Hot is bad for Mayo, it goes off fast when it's left in the sun too long....
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-07-07
Kill All Men except me and then
Kill Most Women