Ice_Poseidon's sub gets very upset to be linked. Resident teenager makes a thread

35  2017-07-08 by CucksLoveTrump

48 comments

Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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Ice Poseidon is a BLACK NIGGER.

As opposed to those of mayo complexion, I presume?

Why do we even give that scuffed dead ass reddit attention? LUL

Some child just typed...

Autistic Hillary voters spotted

The autism is coming from inside the sub!

To be fair, they do have a point. This is a scuffed ass deadass cringey ass lit fam bruh ass subreddit.

This sub has been downgraded to SRD-lite level. The next level down, is full on SRD.

Kys

Delete this right now

YOU CAN'T CENSOR THE TRUTH

My friend Spez would like to have a word with you

He can't. But I can.

Do it

It's a disgrace

Cumskinocide. Now.

I will suck your toes bby no ban pls

Not an argument.

Also, fite me irl.

I don't think so, I would have been banned long ago if it was going the SRS route. SRS doesn't care for people like me much. They think people like me is what's wrong with this site.

/u/XTCGeneration why would we vote for Hillary? Women are too emotionally driven to run a country and if she won then there wouldn't be as much sperging out.

That being said Trump is a literal retard and you shpuld keep yourself safe

u/fatmancx to be honest bravo and e news sound like fine art compared to watching an autist play video games

Do you use lotion when you rub her feet and do you ever get a stiffuy she gently rubs with her foot and then you cum and have to run and clean it up while your face turns red and she says wow that was a great foot jo....I mean foot rub

Lotion, I'm not a teenage neckbeard who watches people play video games I spring for the good stuff....lube. Next time mommy asks if you need more Kleenex and lotion next to your computer ask her for some lube. I know it's embarrassing but you've already disappointed her so much what's a little more.

you dont understand, they watch an autist walk around and embarrass himself in public, which is entirely different and much more respectable

my mom actually got me a fleshlight

Did you put Ice's face on it to fulfill your fantasies?

Great, she realized you were never going to get laid. How many good boy points did that set you back.

Your mom is actually my fleshlight

Wonderful, you have a foot fetish. That's good to know, I guess. Really think about what you're doing, you are so lazy that you can't even play video games, you have to watch someone else play video games. Why not cut the bullshit and play the damn games yourself. It's only $60 at most for video games and you very likely can come up with jokes as good as he can, judging by that sperging you just unfolded on us with this inane reply. Smoke a joint, rub one out, and pretend to be not lazy and not retarded.

I guess it's confirmed, Ice Poseidon and his followers are just retarded.

Wow, that's very detailed. Seems like you're talking from experience.

I wonder if ice was even erect after geisha took his pants off and sucked his cock, from all that cocaine he probably cant even get it up anymore, geisha would have started slurping his flaccid cock like an udon noodle, can you imagine that, ice's flaccid cock slushing around geisha's tongue and mouth. The warm sensation of her gentle tongue caressing the tip of ices flaccid cock, shed glide her head up and down the head of his cock, tasting every millimetre of it. He'd moan as she goes deeper down and his cock reaches the back of her throat as she fondles his balls with her own saliva as lubricant. Geisha's panties start to soak, she takes her right hand and begins massaging her clit through her panties, she lets out a moan but a reserved one because she feels a little embarrassed. She slowly enters one finger into her wanting pussy, all while still gorging down on Ice's cock, then two, then three. She starts slow, gliding her fingers in and out of herself, she gains tempo, becoming faster and faster, she cannot contain herself any longer. Her mouth opens, she lets out a huge moan of pleasure and squirts all over Denino's chest. Ice's about to climax, she pushes down a final time very hard, ices cock reaches the farthest depths of her throat as his cock begins to pulsate. Geisha starts to squeeze his balls harder and works the cum out, her nipples become razer stiff as she anticipates the tidal wave of cum about to torpedo down her cock stuffed throat. She takes one final breath through her nose as the cum flows through ices cock, getting closer and closer to expulsion, ice feels the warm sensation of cum flowing to the tip of his cock, its time, he reaches climax, his cock still stuffed to the depths of geisha's throat. The cum spurts out like a fire-hose and flows down geisha throat, shes never had a load this big, her throat quickly fills up and she begins to choke, ice pulls his cock out of her throat still ejaculating and cums all over her face, geisha gags as the cum still fills her mouth. She spits the warm semen out all over her own chest as cum is still flowing from ices cock onto her face and chest, she lifts her breasts up and begins licking the excess cum off her tits. Once all clean she takes her middle finger and seductively scrapes up the remaining cum off her face and lets the cum drip off her finger onto her tongue. Ice has finally finished ejaculating, he lays on his back with his cock now red raw and covered in cum. Geisha leans in forward and licks up every renaming drop of cum on ice's limp cock. When she's done she sits back up and smiles knowing that this was the greatest blowjob Denino had ever had.

tl;dr

Me pregunto si el hielo era incluso erguido después de que la geisha se quitó los pantalones y chupó su polla, de toda esa cocaína que probablemente ni siquiera puede levantarlo más, la geisha habría comenzado a slurping su polla fláccida como un fideos udon, ¿te imaginas que, el hielo Polla flácida arrastrando alrededor de la lengua y la boca de geisha. La cálida sensación de su suave lengua acariciando la punta de los helados gallo fláccido, deslizó su cabeza hacia arriba y abajo de la cabeza de su polla, saboreando cada milímetro de ella. Él gemía mientras ella iba más profundo y su polla llegaba a la parte posterior de su garganta mientras acariciaba sus bolas con su propia saliva como lubricante. Las bragas de Geisha comienzan a empaparse, ella toma su mano derecha y comienza a masajear su clítoris a través de sus bragas, ella deja salir un gemido pero reservado porque ella se siente un poco avergonzada. Ella lentamente entra un dedo en su coño queriendo, todo mientras todavía se regodea en la polla de hielo, luego dos, luego tres. Empieza lentamente, desliza sus dedos dentro y fuera de sí misma, gana tiempo, cada vez más y más rápido, no puede contenerse por más tiempo. Su boca se abre, ella suelta un enorme gemido de placer y eyacula por todo el pecho de Denino. Hielo está a punto de llegar al clímax, empuja hacia abajo una última vez muy duro, galletas de hielo llega a las profundidades más lejanas de su garganta como su polla empieza a pulsar. Geisha comienza a exprimir sus bolas más duro y funciona el cum fuera, sus pezones se vuelven razer rígido como se anticipa la ola de marea de cum acerca de torpedo por su polla de pollo relleno. Ella toma una última respiración a través de su nariz como el esperma fluye a través de hielo polla, cada vez más cerca de la expulsión, el hielo siente la cálida sensación de semen fluyendo a la punta de su polla, su tiempo, llega al clímax, su polla todavía rellena Las profundidades de la garganta de la geisha. El esperma brota como una manguera de fuego y fluye por la garganta de geisha, ella nunca tuvo una carga tan grande, su garganta se llena rápidamente y ella comienza a ahogarse, el hielo tira de su polla de su garganta aún eyaculando y corridas por toda su cara , Geisha gags como el cum todavía llena su boca. Ella escupe el semen caliente por todo su propio pecho como semen todavía fluye de la polla de los ices en su cara y pecho, ella levanta sus pechos para arriba y comienza a lamer el exceso de cum fuera de sus tits. Una vez que todo limpio ella toma su dedo medio y raspa seductively para arriba el cum restante de su cara y deja el cum gotear apagado su dedo en su lengua. El hielo finalmente ha terminado de eyacular, se pone de espaldas con su polla ahora cruda y cubierta de semen. Geisha se inclina hacia adelante y se lame cada gota que cambia de nombre de semen en la polla limpia del hielo. Cuando terminó se sienta de nuevo y sonríe sabiendo que esta fue la mejor mamada que Denino jamás había tenido.

No habla Espanol

I don't speak mexican

guys dont downvote the lolcow, we need more milk from these retards

Hilldawg 4 life

#ImStillWithHer

But Bernie can still win!

excuse me, this is a jill stein subreddit

Pinging /u/Greekbitch. 2020 might hit some of our amerifags hard, but you and all the other fanboys still won't be able to vote by then.

Please, do respond.

So, since /u/fatman_cx_ is too pussy to respond to me here thinking we will brigade him somehow, he followed me to /r/trashy and couldn't even get a simple copy and paste job correct.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170709032818/https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/6m20u6/only_in_tennessee/djyeuci/?context=3

Hey /u/fatman_cx_, has your parents ever told you how much of a disappointment you are? I'm sure they have, if not, you really are. I'm not 6 so copying what I said won't bother me. What it does show is your lack of originality. I guess that watching other people plying video games and not doing it yourself causes that. I hope that one day when you start noticing how nice looking girls are, (or guys, were very inclusive here) I hope you don't fuck it up like you have done with everything else in your life.

Wonderful, you have a foot fetish. That's good to know, I guess. Really think about what you're doing, you are so lazy that you can't even play video games, you have to watch someone else play video games. Why not cut the bullshit and play the damn games yourself. It's only $60 at most for video games and you very likely can come up with jokes as good as he can, judging by that sperging you just unfolded on us with this inane reply. Smoke a joint, rub one out, and pretend to be not lazy and not retarded. I guess it's confirmed, Ice Poseidon and his followers are just retarded.

Lol. Keep going man. You're only showing how unoriginal you are, as well as wasting your own time.

Lol. Keep going man. You're only showing how unoriginal you are, as well as wasting your own time. I give you bait to attack me with and you even fail to use it. You really are a disappointment.

Lol.

Lol. Keep going man. You're only showing how unoriginal you are, as well as wasting your own time. I give you bait to attack me with and you even fail to use it. You really are a disappointment.