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That teeth gap destroying my boner.

0/10 would not even fap

So you'd be fapping to the toddler if not for the tooth gap?

Kys pedo

They kinda both have that gap, just saying.

Actually, the tooth gap is a common fetish among pedophiles. I find it highly more likely that he's talking about the older lady than the toddler, as a pedophile without a tooth gap fetish is incredibly rare.

How do you know this

wtf dude

Can't I have a taste ffs?

No. But only you, everyone else is allowed to have taste.

looks like somebody needs to keep yourself safe, fam

Imagine that teef gap getting caught on your frenulum (cutfags won't know what that is). You know you want it.

face also looks retarded, i'll pass.

Would braces help?

If it's only in the center yeah.

We need a "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams" saying for Pizzagate tbh.

"The lack of a basement can't stop the pedofile ring in the basement"

I dunno, haven't paid that much attention to their shrieking tbh

The Police can't find the people hidden in the basement if there's no basement.

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lol why do people still pretend theres no basement

Because the (((pizza)))

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dunno but theres pictures of jimmy comet digging in the basement on his instagram and in interviews he references storing shit in the basement

you can instantly tell how badly informed someone is when they say shit like that and act like theyve made a real good point

You should go find the basement and film it. Be sure to take your gun and wave it around when you go. Yell "I'm doing this for /r/drama and the kiddies!" when you burst in.

i mean its not like you can google comet ping pong basement and be presented with conclusive undeniable evidence and the owner admitting it in interviews or anything right

because if that was the case imagine how utterly fucking retarded youd have to be to deny it based on the word of the media

I bet this is gonna be some fake-ass conspiracy youtube video shit...

lol the nyt

dont worry about that photo of the basement, its not the basement! phew! good thing youve got people to tell you photos arent real

https://i.redd.it/8cdzoryjhy2y.jpg

theres jimmy himself talking about storing stuff in his basement which also totally doesnt exist

isnt it funny that you can talk shit about 911 or fema camps or chemtrails and nobody will do anything but roll their eyes, but you say pedo rings exist and all of a sudden theres people jumping to this random faggots defense

I guess they're in on the conspiracy too!

in that someone that works there is good friends with the pedo and decided to write a hilarious defense of him rather than actual news, very much so

badly informed

Ahahaahahaahahahaaa

im objectively more informed than anyone that says theres no basement because the newspaper told him, while pictures of dude digging in there exist on his instagram

It puts the pizza in the basement, or it gets the hose again.

"Jared Fogle's first job was at Comet Ping Pong"

Jared Fogel did nothing wrong! Free Jared!

This should be good.

"Handkerchiefs aren't maps!"

i like pizza ama

You like pineapple?

c'mon man, that's low even for this sub

this ama is over

hands down best ama ever

Better AMA than most though. He responded to 100% of the questions asked.

That Pizzagate shit will turn out to be true in 10 years or something.

There's a difference between an investigation by an MP and a bunch of Internet mongoloids.

watch out people get real defensive here about pedos in power

Really makes you think.

You post in drama too m8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day-care_sex-abuse_hysteria

Day-care sex-abuse hysteria

Day-care sex-abuse hysteria was a moral panic that occurred primarily in the 1980s and early 1990s featuring charges against day-care providers of several forms of child abuse, including Satanic ritual abuse. A prominent case in Kern County, California first brought the issue of day-care sexual abuse to the forefront of the public awareness, and the issue figured prominently in news coverage for almost a decade. The Kern County case was followed by cases elsewhere in the United States as well as Canada, New Zealand, Brazil, and various European countries.

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/u/Blink-Blink nice joke, nice shit stirring, well done

its perfectly normal to bring young kids as "entertainment" in a pool for an adults dinner party

even if its nothing why would you word it like that

I left my pizza related map at your place, can you bring it here along with the entertainment?

DAE think old rich people type weird 😩😩🙌🏿🙌🏿😂👌😭😭

yep kids being "pool entertainment" for an adults dinner party is just old people writing, nothing suspicious at all

please dont have kids so they dont get raped by old people continually

Unless you can show me evidence other than the fact that podesta and his buddies type like retards, I'm not buying it.

(here's a hint btw, being a father / mother, watching your kids mess around in the pool is about as entertaining as it gets you wouldn't know this because you're a loser who believes in politically charged nonsense made up by /pol/).

yeah, it's not people have their own children and bring them with them to their friends' houses. what a bunch of creepers.

make sure to list their names and ages so the pedos already in the pool know who to ejaculate on first

Yeah, it's not like parents give their kids names or know how old they are. My mom and dad just called me "offspring".

Pizzagate is my second-favourite conspiracy theory after No Trees on Flat Earth.

Please explain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHkiZNT3cyE enjoy this rabbit hole.