stolen shamelessly from r/livestreamfail, lord knows i would never put this much effort into anything. cred to /u/Doomguy9001, i would have just linked his post but i feel like people will find it more enticing this way, and i don't want you losers missing this great breakdown of a seriously remarkable trainwreck:

(The archived video from her stream is right here, but it's a lot easier to use YouTube links)

Cyberdemon531 is known for being a Speedrunner, mainly Mega Man X6 and Doom, but she is somewhat of a pariah in the community. Banned from Twitch, for ranting on black voters in the Democratic primary and presidential elections,courtesy of this subreddit, banned from AGDQ for wearing a MAGA hat on stream during the first run of the event, banned from Twitter for arguing with a British manchild, banned from discord for targeted harassment, banned from beam.pro within two hours, for calling ANTIFA "a bunch of faggots", and now she streams on about the only site that will have her; stream.me.

I'm writing this post, as alcohol has lately started affecting her streams, and not in a good way. Missed streams, careless gameplay, rants on her viewers, leaving the stream mid-game to purchase mixer for her scented vodka, it's not been a pretty 2 months since she turned 21. Even though she's already despised on the speedrunning section of Reddit, hopefully this exposure could be a wakeup call. Nowhere was this more apparent than in her 20+ hour 'Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories' "speedrun" from this past weekend. I'll try to detail the lowlights in this post:

Part 1

Her first mistake was choosing to try and complete a run that is essentially 15+ hours of dice rolls. You forbid yourself from using some of the best Yu-Gi-Oh! cards in the name (namely Twin-Headed Thunder Dragon), thus need to grind battles in order to try and win lesser-powered cards. If you're lucky, you could complete the run in under 10 hours, if you're not, you'll be there forever. The run starts after half an hour of resetting for a decent enough starting deck, and Cyber presses on despite not being entirely satisfied (which would be the beginning of the end). Things start to go downhill when Cyber decides to liven up the run, by choosing to drink, at 2pm no less. However, she doesn't have any mixer in her house, so has to run to the local 7/11 mid-run, leaving the timer running....

One recurring theme of the marathon "Speed" was Cyber's (hopefully ironic) pledge to meet former Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley. After learning that one of her subscribers has contact with him, Cyber proceeded to rant on about their eventual meeting for the rest of the epic session. Any new visitors to the stream were loudly informed of this 'face to face', but generally treated the news with a mixture of derision and disbelief. After some displays of gluttony and slovenliness, Cyber introduces 'spite' into her stream, and not for the only time. She chooses to upset a loyal viewer by destroying a precious European version of his favorite card, live on-stream. Rather, she tries to, and is literally too weak to tear a playing card in two.

Part 2

Just more Twin-Headed desecration to start off the 2nd part of the stream, this time finally tearing it in half, and literally spitting all over it, smiling with glee at the betrayal of her most loyal and dedicated viewer. Fatigue sets in around the 10-hour mark, and she resorts to humping pillows and simulating masturbation (more on that later) for jollies... By this point, the run is going so badly that even one of the site staff members enters the stream to make fun of it. Cyber responds in turn by gleefully revealing her detailed masturbation charts, over 2 years of daily totals, and reveals payment plans should her viewers wish to "partake" in the chart's ongoing construction. The staffer seems rather worried by this self-exposure, and understandably leaves immediately.

Around 17 hours into the run, Cyber "has an idea". Naturally, the chat thought this would be a clever workaround, letting her finally complete the game. Sadly, the actual plan was for her to plug in her Japanese PS2, swap audio cables around, and blare music from the Japanese version of the game at speaker-destroying levels, whilst bobbing her head like a dozy child. The chat was not impressed, leading to one valued member putting her in her place with a well-timed chat troll. Nobody could have expected what came next, a full-on meltdown. Cyber destroyed the thing most precious to that chatter, a toy Minecraft wolf. Using a hammer, her nails, scissors, her mouth and her desk Cyber pummeled the poor hound, leaving it a decapitated (nail-varnish) bloody mess. It was also spat on, as seems par for the course for Cyberdemon.

Part 3

By this point in the night (or morning, as the case was), Cyber's groggy state led to her being exposed in her own right. While fumbling for an analogy about why she wasn't winning the game, she decided to begin flipping coins. Sadly for her, her technique is objectively wrong, flipping the coin with her index finger as opposed to her thumb, like every other person in the world. In typical Cyberdemon fashion, she doubles down, and insists every member of chat is in the wrong, berating them for close to half an hour. Never one to back down, Cyber proceeds to literally masturbate on stream in order to somehow prove a point.

The lowest ebb was yet to come, as while in a fervent haste to read positive comments, she mistakes a comment as backing her up, and reacts by pulling out her dildo and "fucking the chat" in the ass. Unprecedented exposure, and one she'll likely never live down. Indeed, it seemed to have sapped her energy (despite using numerous Catalyst Gaming Mints for energy boosts), and she soon slumped into semi-consciousness on her bed. The inevitable happened around 20 1/2 hours in, and she fell asleep, and indeed fell off her bed, leading to a very odd sleeping angle. After numerous startled wakeups, more collapses, a declaration that "this is epic" and pained moans, she eventually collapsed onto her PS2's reset button, and turned the stream off after 21 hours.

Let this stand as a lesson to Cyberdemon531, and any other streamers that start to take their audience for granted. You can't be "epic" all of the time, it will eventually come back to bite you in the ass. Either through losing your audience's trust, their support, or even being humiliated in a public forum.