John is having a fucking MELTDOWN.

The only fucking person offended by it was the perpetually triggered Laura K Dale. Who made up false accusations to kill a mans career. Faked a kidnapping, Doxxed a CHILD, sent death threats to a minority game dev, and many other things.

TB is cancer. That's why all this chemo is not only useless, but killing him. It'll come back, John Bain. Every time.

TB 100%.

I will now rant autistically for 17 hours about some pointless shit nobody cares about.

All communities, regardless of makeup, eventually form a sort of pecking order with its own rules for climbing and falling. Those at the top, even if they are outcasts in the greater public, can pull.

When I was seventeen my father told me that no matter what I did I could never be as beautiful as my mother was when she was my age. This upset me greatly as I had always deeply desired his love and acceptance. His cold demeanor and tendency to hide behind machismo always made me unsure of his true feelings, but on those nights when I put on my wig and my mother's old clothes and slept in his tender embrace I knew that there was a real pain in his heart and that I was the only one on this earth that could stop that pain from strangling him.

I think having to watch my mother waste away from the cancer truly broke the man. The look in his eyes when I talked to him about the prospect of meeting another woman revealed, to me at least, the crippling fear that he would have to watch those events unfold again and again in real life as he did in his chronic nightmares, nightmares that only my presence could soothe.

I had to wonder every night if I was doing the right thing. I had to wonder, as I donned yet another decade old nightgown and the wig she had to wear after the chemo kicked in, if maybe I was allowing my father to wallow in a pain that without me he could have long forgotten.

I'm much older now, and I recall the day my father gave to me his final words. As I sat at his bedside, gazing upon the muscular body I once felt enveloping me in those long, sleepless nights of my youth now atrophied and cold, I wept. When my father asked me why I was being such a total pussy I told him that I was sorry, sorry for what I had done to him.

He said, "Son, what the fuck are you talking about. Stop being such an autistic fuck and speak some god damn English for once."

"I'm sorry I turned you into a faggot," I sputtered between my sobs, "I'm sorry I turned you gay."

My father lifted his hand to my cheek and wiped away the tears, and as I looked into his eyes I saw that momentary glimpse of compassion and kindness I had chased after for my entire life. With a slight laughter in his voice he told me, "No son. You're the gay one. I was pretending you were a woman. How can I be gay if I was pretending you were a woman. That just wouldn't make any sense. You knew I was a dude though so, yeah, you're a total faggot, or whatever, but that's cool I guess. Not like I give a shit."

And then he was gone. Just like that, gone forever. Despite the sorrow I feel from his passing I know in my heart that I will remember that day fondly, and when my son sits at the foot of my deathbed I'll pass my father's wisdom onto him and he onto his own sons. A legacy, and one my father would be proud of.

Has he quit Reddit yet?

You meant to say, rubbing of a penis will get you off?

gayyyyyyy

Nah lol, too much work.

It's not "too much work", it's impossible, duderino.

Just remember that for every KiA poster there's a father slowly drinking himself to death wondering if it was somethinf he did that ruined his son.

They can be honourary gays

The days of social dignity are long passed.

And so did he! lolXDXDXDXDXDXD

Having a woman who stood against equal gay rights and picked a pedo molester, dog abuser and all round whiny cunt as one of the faces of her two faced campaign probably helped too.

God I can't believe this is making me like TB, but "rational responses" you mean thousands of whiny babies on kia and ghazi all moaning about something that in no way affected them like it's censorship and/or pandering (ghazi have called his refunding the money to charity a hero complex even though he's literally told both sides to go fuck themselves)

All that says is they need to revise the gayness scale for their testing. If it's not picking up trap fuckers as gay, your gaydar is broken.

What definition of looks like a girl includes a cock?

If having a cock in your arse isn't gay then nothing is.

Why is there even a convention centered around a lets play youtuber with under 1 million subscribers.

Wow thanks idubz

That guy was a retarded for sure

Pot, meet kettle.

What's the question?

kill yourself faggot

use archive you fucking retard

I used to watch totalbiscuit when I was like 13 years old and couldn't afford any new video games. Now that I aged I realized totalbiscuit has remained a child for his entire life.