maybe if you spent 30 minutes a day improving yourself instead of fellating yourself to your state of sadness you'd realize you're a fakecel too or even a functional human being.
I'm sorry, do you really believe that every time an alpha chad asserts his dominance over you in public, he's being secretly insecure?
As Sigmund Freud famously said, sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber. Or, when someone shits on you, they might just be really superior to you and enjoying it.
Probably cause he doesn't care and he will be getting laid. You should ask a Chad, I'm just speculating π€
When you're getting laid already there's the whole rest of your world consisting of things that are enjoyable by and in themselves, not because they might help you get laid. I don't expect you to understand.
Wait, I just realized that we are beyond the looking glass: how could a chad possibly "steal a female" from a subhuman like you who can't possibly attract a female in the first place?
Also, what are your thoughts on social Darwinism? Is it good for humans as a species that the least fit individuals don't reproduce?
Subhumans like me should have the option of euthanasia.
You have that option, are you so pathetic that you want the government to tell you to kys and provide the necessary necessities?
My mind honestly boggles. The freedom to get off the mortal coil is the most essential freedom and also that which the society has the most trouble restricting.
Are we living in the age where the retards who buy a plastic-wrapped factory produced Che Guevara T-shirt to protest the world of plastic-wrapped factory produced stuff, those retards can't even kill themselves unless they can buy a Suicide Kitβ’ off ebay with super free shipping?
You, personally, are a disgrace, and your continued existence is the self-inflicted punishment for being a pathetic slug of a person. Praise Archons who designed the world in such a way!
Yeah, I'm waiting for the courage. I have done some tests on rope since I want to get it right. It would be better if there was a safe easy way. I would be happy to pay for it
We've all been there at some point, but I've got a really crazy out-of-the-box suggestion for you: Maybe instead of suicide you try not being a fucking retard for once in your life? You know you're just going to fuck it up and end up brain-damaged or something.
I cannot stop being incel. I know I will fuck it up, that's why I am doing tests with rope to see how well I tied the knot. This is why I wish euthanasia was legal
I understand where you're coming from, but if you can't figure out women are you really confident that you understand ropes? Do you know how bad it is to fuck up and get committed?
Just please, for a little while, stop trying so hard. Get a cat. Pay attention to the cat. Learn how to make it happy. Clear any thoughts of sex from your mind. Live your life and try to make people around you happy, and what you want will fall into your lap. Literally.
Jesus Christ dude, you've put so much work into dying and you've haven't accomplished that. Put half as much effort into living. You don't have to be happy right now. You don't have to be happy today. Just tell yourself that today you're going to live, and do that.
And forget if you're above or below other people. I promise you, you're not as ugly as Mark Zuckerburg. If that no-talent piece of shit can become a billionaire, then there's hope for everyone that we can have a decent life. Just try to stay alive and wait until you've got an opportunity to make your life better.
If you want to get it right you need to have preparation. It will happen soon enough. I've got some leads at a company for fertiliser. They would have a lot of nitrogen.
Top kek, everyone found a female including mark zuckerberg before he was rich. That shows how subhuman I am and I should have gone sooner
If you have enough energy to come up with a real foolproof plan to kill yourself, then you've got enough energy to calm the fuck down, get a kitten, and begin to learn how to deal with your fellow mammals. Be the dolphin.
And having spent 30 seconds looking at your post history, let me offer you this jewel of wisdom: Nehru fucked the hell out of Lady Mountbatten. All those Chads you see out there are probably gay British imperialists like her husband, so just swoop in on their wives.
Jawaharlal Nehru and Edwina Mountbatten lived in a time before degeneracy, feminism and Tinder. Females were not obsessed with Chad and times were better. I do not condone adultery anyways.
I am a subhuman who cannot attract a female, hence I am below everyone and I cannot live with myself.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-07-23
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1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-07-23
Snappy! πππ
1 SpotNL 2017-07-23
It's a relief that many of these people will not procreate.
1 seaguy69 2017-07-23
Be fat and lazy. Be jobless. Be mod of website - unpaid.
Blame women.
1 bleasehalb 2017-07-23
Also
Blame women
1 DistortedLines 2017-07-23
What I love most about /r/Incels is the internal oppression Olympics that goes on between their users. Makes the drama much more fun.
1 rultes 2017-07-23
To be fair, yeah, gatekeeping there is pretty irritating.
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-07-23
There's so many tough moral dilemmas when you're an r/incels mod. Is nailing your own penis to a board considered violence?
1 ThunderCock_Chad 2017-07-23
/u/lifefailuer
maybe if you spent 30 minutes a day improving yourself instead of fellating yourself to your state of sadness you'd realize you're a fakecel too or even a functional human being.
1 lifefailuer 2017-07-23
and turn into you, no thank you
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-07-23
What's wrong with being an alpha chad?
1 lifefailuer 2017-07-23
Yeah right, an alpha chad that posts on r/drama and shits on those that can't get laid. Chad wouldn't be that insecure
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-07-23
I'm sorry, do you really believe that every time an alpha chad asserts his dominance over you in public, he's being secretly insecure?
As Sigmund Freud famously said, sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber. Or, when someone shits on you, they might just be really superior to you and enjoying it.
1 lifefailuer 2017-07-23
Alpha chad steals the female from me. He doesn't shit on me for being a virgin. I still hate him though, doesn't he have enough females
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-07-23
Why not?
1 lifefailuer 2017-07-23
Probably cause he doesn't care and he will be getting laid. You should ask a Chad, I'm just speculating π€
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-07-23
When you're getting laid already there's the whole rest of your world consisting of things that are enjoyable by and in themselves, not because they might help you get laid. I don't expect you to understand.
1 lifefailuer 2017-07-23
Chad's have never shit on me after stealing a female. That is my experience. The bullies are the ones who are just one rung above a subhuman like me.
Either way I don't think shitting on those in an unfortunate situation is a good thing no matter who does it
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-07-23
Wait, I just realized that we are beyond the looking glass: how could a chad possibly "steal a female" from a subhuman like you who can't possibly attract a female in the first place?
Also, what are your thoughts on social Darwinism? Is it good for humans as a species that the least fit individuals don't reproduce?
1 lifefailuer 2017-07-23
I talk to females over a few weeks. Chad meets them and has sex a few hours later.
No Darwinism isn't a good way to live. It explains how we got here but society should not be based on it
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-07-23
Why do we want more subhumans (in your own words) like you?
1 lifefailuer 2017-07-23
Subhumans like me should have the option of euthanasia. I would take it in a heartbeat, but no one should be forced
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-07-23
You have that option, are you so pathetic that you want the government to tell you to kys and provide the necessary necessities?
My mind honestly boggles. The freedom to get off the mortal coil is the most essential freedom and also that which the society has the most trouble restricting.
Are we living in the age where the retards who buy a plastic-wrapped factory produced Che Guevara T-shirt to protest the world of plastic-wrapped factory produced stuff, those retards can't even kill themselves unless they can buy a Suicide Kitβ’ off ebay with super free shipping?
You, personally, are a disgrace, and your continued existence is the self-inflicted punishment for being a pathetic slug of a person. Praise Archons who designed the world in such a way!
1 lifefailuer 2017-07-23
Yeah, I'm waiting for the courage. I have done some tests on rope since I want to get it right. It would be better if there was a safe easy way. I would be happy to pay for it
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-07-23
We've all been there at some point, but I've got a really crazy out-of-the-box suggestion for you: Maybe instead of suicide you try not being a fucking retard for once in your life? You know you're just going to fuck it up and end up brain-damaged or something.
1 lifefailuer 2017-07-23
I cannot stop being incel. I know I will fuck it up, that's why I am doing tests with rope to see how well I tied the knot. This is why I wish euthanasia was legal
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-07-23
I understand where you're coming from, but if you can't figure out women are you really confident that you understand ropes? Do you know how bad it is to fuck up and get committed?
Just please, for a little while, stop trying so hard. Get a cat. Pay attention to the cat. Learn how to make it happy. Clear any thoughts of sex from your mind. Live your life and try to make people around you happy, and what you want will fall into your lap. Literally.
1 lifefailuer 2017-07-23
I know chemistry very well and am also looking into inert gasses. The helium I bought was mixed with air. I hope to get nitrogen now.
My life cannot be happy knowing that I am below everyone
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-07-23
Jesus Christ dude, you've put so much work into dying and you've haven't accomplished that. Put half as much effort into living. You don't have to be happy right now. You don't have to be happy today. Just tell yourself that today you're going to live, and do that.
And forget if you're above or below other people. I promise you, you're not as ugly as Mark Zuckerburg. If that no-talent piece of shit can become a billionaire, then there's hope for everyone that we can have a decent life. Just try to stay alive and wait until you've got an opportunity to make your life better.
1 lifefailuer 2017-07-23
If you want to get it right you need to have preparation. It will happen soon enough. I've got some leads at a company for fertiliser. They would have a lot of nitrogen.
Top kek, everyone found a female including mark zuckerberg before he was rich. That shows how subhuman I am and I should have gone sooner
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-07-23
If you have enough energy to come up with a real foolproof plan to kill yourself, then you've got enough energy to calm the fuck down, get a kitten, and begin to learn how to deal with your fellow mammals. Be the dolphin.
And having spent 30 seconds looking at your post history, let me offer you this jewel of wisdom: Nehru fucked the hell out of Lady Mountbatten. All those Chads you see out there are probably gay British imperialists like her husband, so just swoop in on their wives.
1 lifefailuer 2017-07-23
Jawaharlal Nehru and Edwina Mountbatten lived in a time before degeneracy, feminism and Tinder. Females were not obsessed with Chad and times were better. I do not condone adultery anyways.
I am a subhuman who cannot attract a female, hence I am below everyone and I cannot live with myself.
1 lowlandslinda 2017-07-23
I love this. So sad I'm banned from there. They intrigue me
1 ahbslldud 2017-07-23
NO FEMALES
tbh I'm surprised they dont ban succubi on sight