Wait, Is "hot dogs" boys and "pizza" girls? This whole exchange is fucking creepy.
That's the general consensus. There's a couple other coded words in podestas emails too talking about walnut sauce, another with cheese pizza.
As a long time poster in r/conspiracy I can tell you there's a lot of bullshit pushed by 4chan onto Reddit just for the Keks!
Oh i'm not denying that.
But there are legitimate sources that say there's some suspicious shit with regards to the clinton foundation. At the very least a large scale fraud scheme.
I'm not shilling for Hillary dude. I don't doubt her foundation or her affiliated PACs and even her political party have done shady/illegal shit to keep her rich and in "power", but this pizzagate shit is 100% fabricated bullshit.
Did she help destabilize other nations and fuck with our election system? Yes, and there is hard proof of that.
There is not one credible tangible piece of proof to prove pizzagate but lame ass info graphics with Microsoft paint red arrows and circles.
Making pizzagate infographics is like scrapbooking for retards.
Not saying you are fam, sorry if you thought so. I'm just saying there's legit reasons to think conspiratorially whenever the clintons are involved, so its not like they're terribly off base
There is not one credible tangible piece of proof to prove pizzagate but lame ass info graphics with Microsoft paint red arrows and circles.
Of course there's suspicious shit. They're crooks. He was the governor of Arkansas. But don't tell met that they're global master criminals like Carmen Sandiego. As Freud once said, "Sometimes a tard is... just a tard."
But don't tell met that they're global master criminals like Carmen Sandiego. As Freud once said, "Sometimes a tard is... just a tard."
Lmao
I think it's more along the lines of a "compartmentalization" issue. So persons A B C and D all know each other/work together. Well, A does something fucked up, but BC and D don't know what he did, but they cover for their buddy because they have no reason to doubt him. C is the biggest defender of A, because turns out C did some fucked up stuff that A covered for, but B and D don't know about. However, B has info on A doing fucked up shit, not knowing A was doing fucked up stuff to cover for C. So now, B is feeling out C and D about A and C starts gunning after B in the background, but B doesn't know because B has no reason to suspect C as he only has info on A. During all this, D is just playing it straight and trying to put out fires and may eventually get shitcanned instead of A or C, while B might get killed off if he doesn't agree to cool it.
Now extrapolate this into multiple agencies in multiple countries each with their own shell corporations and battlefronts and all of a sudden you might find your agents hired some guys to help traffic children in afghanistan so they'll give you intel you need about a terror cell in iraq
Listen here gumshoe, NOONE can compete with Carmen Sandiego. She is a MASTER criminal that I have devoted my life to trying to capture, and putting her name in the same sentence as any American politician.
Carmen Sandiego STOLE the name of one of our most vanilla cities and she is off somewhere in the world with it! What could a politician possibly do that is worse than that?! No!
If only all of those aspiring gumshoes over at conspiracy could see the light, be woke enough to see the blight that that beautiful Mulatto goddess in the red jacket has brought upon us.
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American culture is so bizarre with their anime neonazis rambling about the jews in the news, Kekistan, pepes and cheese pizza. Not even the other nazis like them and they would be the first to be gassed.
American culture is so bizarre with their anime neonazis rambling about the jews in the news, Kekistan, pepes and cheese pizza. Not even the other nazis like them and they would be the first to be gassed.
If they believe anything can be coded words, I really do hope they come up with an even more insane conspiracy. I mean, when you assume hot dogs are little kids, anything is now possible.
"Those ARE secret pedo terms recognized by the FBI and other law enforcement agencies, you realize that, right? Like, not a LARP." - professional larper
Obama: Sorry kids, we can't order delivery. No outside food allowed in our house. I wish there was someone in power who could maybe change that policy, but the chef is a real dick and just won't allow or.
I know when I'm being scammed and large portion of PG feels like a scam. Anyone got links to the original investigation without all the partisan garbage?
You should see the 4chan anon post about the Hawaiian property with a ton of weird shit. Like WiFi being emitted underground and a bunch of barrels with chemicals known to liquefy bones. The theory is that after the children age or become a liability they go to this facility to turn into liquid.
if youre a shutin whose only knowledge of human interaction are from movies and tv where the characters all speak in explicit terms and spell everything out to each other for the benefit of the audience, any private communication between close friends or colleagues is going to look like some kind of lizard rape code.
Why would someone from a city known for their hot dogs and pizza bring in hot dogs and pizza for 1000s of people? To fuck children. Too bad for /r/the_donald it was the children that are regulars at the ones from Chicago instead of that random ass one where John Podesta and Hillary Clinton actually fuck children.
You know its probably a given theres a pedophile ring around somewhere in the government but why the fuck did they make it revolve around fucking pizza
Because all conspiracies are like in Scooby Doo. They always leave little clues to what they're doing around. Remember when the CIA would drug people with LSD and dropped little hints around?
Because they are fucking stupid. An elite pedo ring is likely to avoid talking about raping children in emails, or making little remarks and hoodwinks about it in public.
But these fuck wits need something to hold onto in their meaningless lives, so they pretend statues of owls or triangles are signs of satanic child rape syndicates.
The only valid part I see is when they discuss Jeffery Epstein, who I believe got like a month for raping a child. He's insanely rich, and theres been rumors of him having a weird sex slave ring way before this pizzagate shit started.
I don't actually think any of them care for evidence or how bad pedophiles are or "saving children" when their beloved leader was accused of raping a teenage girl. At least that almost went to court.
[srs] i mean i would put money on there being multiple people in the gov't who are involved in pedo rings, but not fucking high-profile politicians. those guys barely have time to buy coke
Does hotdogs (penis shape) mean penis and does pizza ("V" shape) me vagina? --- I never heard the food reference explained.
I guess waitresses means the one supplying the hotdogs and pizza.
"You should see the 4chan anon post about the Hawaiian property with a ton of weird shit. Like WiFi being emitted underground and a bunch of barrels with chemicals known to liquefy bones. The theory is that after the children age or become a liability they go to this facility to turn into liquid. We're not only dealing with potential molesters, but potential murderers as well."
Honestly, I'd believe that the Earth is Flat over this
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-07-25
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1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
yeah you go girl
1 nio151 2017-07-25
Yea fuck those babies snappy!
1 FieryChickenSkeleton 2017-07-25
Bruh.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-07-25
Kids love hotdogs
1 aonome 2017-07-25
Holy fucking shit
This is what they actually believe
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-07-25
Imaging being this r>>>Wait, Is "hot dogs" boys and "pizza" girls? This whole exchange is fucking creepy.
Imagine being this retarded.
1 TNBK 2017-07-25
/u/masterlawlz get in here and provide some context for us
1 doughboy011 2017-07-25
u/masterlawlz
Don't let the flame die out
1 marmott-e 2017-07-25
Imagine having an army of autists dissecting your pizza toppings.
1 jcpb 2017-07-25
ftfy
1 WarSanchez 2017-07-25
It's a bunch of fucking retards thinking they are "exposing the deep state" by believing a bunch of troll propaganda spread by 4chan.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-07-25
To be fair to them, the symbols document is legitimate and wherever the clinton foundation goes there's a lot of... problems
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-07-25
Problems like a massive drops in AIDs and famine.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-07-25
The clintons got you to leave africa?
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-07-25
I do whatever they pay me to do. $HILL LIFE!
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-07-25
Your bucci must be pretty tight to be this butthurt
1 APPLE_NUGGETS 2017-07-25
It's bussy you poser. Get your syntax right.
1 TheTassieDevil 2017-07-25
When did BoiPucci change to bussy?
1 APPLE_NUGGETS 2017-07-25
It evolved naturally.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-07-25
#archaic
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-07-25
This fucking guy
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-07-25
:3
1 WarSanchez 2017-07-25
Clinton can get fucked with a rusty sword.
As a long time poster in r/conspiracy I can tell you there's a lot of bullshit pushed by 4chan onto Reddit just for the Keks!
Gotta use your noggin and think a little about what is plausible, possible, and probable then make an informed decision based on facts.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-07-25
Oh i'm not denying that.
But there are legitimate sources that say there's some suspicious shit with regards to the clinton foundation. At the very least a large scale fraud scheme.
1 WarSanchez 2017-07-25
I'm not shilling for Hillary dude. I don't doubt her foundation or her affiliated PACs and even her political party have done shady/illegal shit to keep her rich and in "power", but this pizzagate shit is 100% fabricated bullshit.
Did she help destabilize other nations and fuck with our election system? Yes, and there is hard proof of that.
There is not one credible tangible piece of proof to prove pizzagate but lame ass info graphics with Microsoft paint red arrows and circles.
Making pizzagate infographics is like scrapbooking for retards.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-07-25
Not saying you are fam, sorry if you thought so. I'm just saying there's legit reasons to think conspiratorially whenever the clintons are involved, so its not like they're terribly off base
This is so true it hurts. But its fuckin funny
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-07-25
Of course there's suspicious shit. They're crooks. He was the governor of Arkansas. But don't tell met that they're global master criminals like Carmen Sandiego. As Freud once said, "Sometimes a tard is... just a tard."
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-07-25
Lmao
I think it's more along the lines of a "compartmentalization" issue. So persons A B C and D all know each other/work together. Well, A does something fucked up, but BC and D don't know what he did, but they cover for their buddy because they have no reason to doubt him. C is the biggest defender of A, because turns out C did some fucked up stuff that A covered for, but B and D don't know about. However, B has info on A doing fucked up shit, not knowing A was doing fucked up stuff to cover for C. So now, B is feeling out C and D about A and C starts gunning after B in the background, but B doesn't know because B has no reason to suspect C as he only has info on A. During all this, D is just playing it straight and trying to put out fires and may eventually get shitcanned instead of A or C, while B might get killed off if he doesn't agree to cool it.
Now extrapolate this into multiple agencies in multiple countries each with their own shell corporations and battlefronts and all of a sudden you might find your agents hired some guys to help traffic children in afghanistan so they'll give you intel you need about a terror cell in iraq
1 SamWhite 2017-07-25
Holy fucking shit you're retarded.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-07-25
Thanks fam
1 SamWhite 2017-07-25
Yeah no problem
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-07-25
<3
1 Tony_AbbottPBUH 2017-07-25
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-07-25
?
1 Ravensthrowit 2017-07-25
Listen here gumshoe, NOONE can compete with Carmen Sandiego. She is a MASTER criminal that I have devoted my life to trying to capture, and putting her name in the same sentence as any American politician.
Carmen Sandiego STOLE the name of one of our most vanilla cities and she is off somewhere in the world with it! What could a politician possibly do that is worse than that?! No!
If only all of those aspiring gumshoes over at conspiracy could see the light, be woke enough to see the blight that that beautiful Mulatto goddess in the red jacket has brought upon us.
1 TheTassieDevil 2017-07-25
Never never blame malice when it could be explained with stupidity.
1 pizzashill 2017-07-25
Lol, you realize the Clinton Foundation is one of the most highly rated charities in the world, right?
https://www.charitywatch.org/ratings-and-metrics/bill-hillary-chelsea-clinton-foundation/478
2013 - rating "A"' '89% of funding went to charity programs'
2012 - rating "A+" '90% of funding went to charity programs'
https://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=16680
Overall Score: 95/100
Financial 98/100
Accountability & Transparency 93/100
Literally the only person I know of that was proven to be running a fraud charity is Donald Trump himself.
on multiple fronts:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2017/06/06/how-donald-trump-shifted-kids-cancer-charity-money-into-his-business/#20182cd66b4a
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-clue-to-the-whereabouts-of-the-6-foot-tall-portrait-of-donald-trump/2016/09/14/ae65db82-7a8f-11e6-ac8e-cf8e0dd91dc7_story.html
Or how he used charity money to fund a well known smear artist:
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/trump-foundation-paid-activist-filmmaker-james-o-keefe-n670381
1 18aidanme 2017-07-25
how is correct the record up and running this long after the election.
1 pizzashill 2017-07-25
REEEEEE ANYONE THAT CONTESTS BULLSHIT IS A SHILL!! REEE!
1 18aidanme 2017-07-25
>posts on /r/politics and /r/neoliberal
hmm color me suprised.
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
1 ohpee8 2017-07-25
ANY INFORMATION THAT MAKES TRUMP LOOK BAD IS FAKE REEEEEEEE! How about you do some fucking research for once?
1 ownersinc 2017-07-25
Off yourself you waste of oxygen
1 WarSanchez 2017-07-25
May I ask why before I down my grape flavored Flavor-Aid!
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1 Assy-McGee 2017-07-25
it's hilarious until some nutjob shoots up a restaurant because of this bullshit
1 MayorEmanuel 2017-07-25
Now it's really hilarious.
1 Neronoah 2017-07-25
American culture is so bizarre with their anime neonazis rambling about the jews in the news, Kekistan, pepes and cheese pizza. Not even the other nazis like them and they would be the first to be gassed.
1 Jahrenamo 2017-07-25
That's the beauty of free speech
1 OliveItMaggle 2017-07-25
It's actually what the Chinese government points to to argue against freedom of speech. And democracy.
1 Fletch71011 2017-07-25
If they believe anything can be coded words, I really do hope they come up with an even more insane conspiracy. I mean, when you assume hot dogs are little kids, anything is now possible.
1 ghostofpennwast 2017-07-25
<<<((( ""sauce"")))>>>
1 freet0 2017-07-25
The stupidity of internet trump supporters never ceases to amaze me
1 newprofile15 2017-07-25
The best theory they can come up with revolves around changing names of common foods with the subjects of their pedophilia fantasies.
1 smokes_degrass 2017-07-25
Those ARE secret pedo terms recognized by the FBI and other law enforcement agencies, you realize that, right?
Like, not a LARP.
1 Tony_AbbottPBUH 2017-07-25
"Those ARE secret pedo terms recognized by the FBI and other law enforcement agencies, you realize that, right? Like, not a LARP." - professional larper
1 smokes_degrass 2017-07-25
calling me a larper is giving me entirely too much credit
you dipshit
1 LifeIsTheBiggestMeme 2017-07-25
Literally old as shit
1 Jahrenamo 2017-07-25
hahahahahahahahahhahahahah
1 glmox 2017-07-25
holy shit, /u/Darkheartisland is really through the looking glass
1 JumbledFun 2017-07-25
/u/Darkheartisland you're going to get your coat taken away if you say hilldog and obummer are anything less than satanic blood drinking pedophiles
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-07-25
TIL The White House operates on the same principle as the local bowling alley.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-07-25
Not surprising in the least
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-07-25
I hear Congress has a 2 drink minimum too.
1 disgruntled_lawyer 2017-07-25
I thought more like 2 line minimum
1 UGoBoom 2017-07-25
did someone say TWO DRINKS?
1 BigPeeOn 2017-07-25
Obama: Sorry kids, we can't order delivery. No outside food allowed in our house. I wish there was someone in power who could maybe change that policy, but the chef is a real dick and just won't allow or.
1 Burnnoticelover 2017-07-25
Look, bob, I get it, but I'm really feeling Papa John's. Please? C'mon, just once."
"Fuck off Barry, you know the rules."
"Aw."
1 celocanth13 2017-07-25
You understand that theres a security risk here right? Same reason why USSS confiscates consumable gifts.
1 fernsauce 2017-07-25
meanwhile r/conspiracy is a bastion of sanity
1 searingsky 2017-07-25
Tfw /r/conspiracy with its lizard jews calls you out on your crackpot theory
1 Tony_AbbottPBUH 2017-07-25
u were so close little buddy
1 froibo 2017-07-25
Wasn't that old as shit? I remember that being a "story" when it happened.
1 nio151 2017-07-25
TD likes bringing up old shit on a slow day
1 ProphetRith 2017-07-25
Especially on a day where trump makes an ass of himself
1 ownersinc 2017-07-25
All day errr day
1 niggerpenis 2017-07-25
just stahp guys
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-07-25
Niggerpenis bringing an air of rationality up in here
1 uhohohno221 2017-07-25
You know who (((else))) is from Hawaii?
Not Barack Obama, because he's a Nigerian/Kenyan/African double agent. Any day now, he's going to take your guns and put everyone in FEMA trailers.
1 celocanth13 2017-07-25
Oh no, a router in a basement and barrels of pool chemicals!
1 1337hax1337 2017-07-25
holy shit is this how you make boneless pizza
1 pepperouchau 2017-07-25
Never forget (((Democrat))) Andrew Jackson served a huge wheel of (((cheese))) at the White House. This has been going on for centuries.
INFOWARS.COM
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
:ooo
1 hetoldmeontv 2017-07-25
I'll be honest the way they speak in those emails is just bizarre
Who all is in the Austin office today who is going to want pizza? We only have one slice and we need to know how thinly to slice it...
1 searingsky 2017-07-25
What makes this bizarre
1 ProphetRith 2017-07-25
Only pedos talk about sharing pizza DUHH
1 flipkt 2017-07-25
Terminal autism.
1 niexx 2017-07-25
if youre a shutin whose only knowledge of human interaction are from movies and tv where the characters all speak in explicit terms and spell everything out to each other for the benefit of the audience, any private communication between close friends or colleagues is going to look like some kind of lizard rape code.
1 SpotNL 2017-07-25
I know this is hard to understand for someone who has never held a job, but this is the same shitty office humor you see all over the world.
1 bostonbob1987 2017-07-25
That just seems like standard terrible office humor.
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
as dem staffers are strictly forbidden from telling shitty jokes, I think you're onto something here.
the question is, how many times can you divide a bussy for it to still be usable?
1 gocubsgo1986 2017-07-25
Could just, you know, be total sarcasm, which is pretty evident if you read the rest of the e-mail.
1 newprofile15 2017-07-25
How is that remotely bizarre?
1 falsevillain 2017-07-25
I just.. I.. can we have a moment of silence? I feel we need to hang our heads in shame.
1 Assy-McGee 2017-07-25
Better yet, they should just hang themselves
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-07-25
Why would someone from a city known for their hot dogs and pizza bring in hot dogs and pizza for 1000s of people? To fuck children. Too bad for /r/the_donald it was the children that are regulars at the ones from Chicago instead of that random ass one where John Podesta and Hillary Clinton actually fuck children.
Join me at /r/pizzagategategate
1 knottedfate 2017-07-25
You know its probably a given theres a pedophile ring around somewhere in the government but why the fuck did they make it revolve around fucking pizza
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-07-25
Because all conspiracies are like in Scooby Doo. They always leave little clues to what they're doing around. Remember when the CIA would drug people with LSD and dropped little hints around?
1 GhostFaceShiller 2017-07-25
"I would have got away with it, if it wasn't for you diddling kids".
1 bostonbob1987 2017-07-25
I am very willing to believe there are pedophile rings in Washington D.C. and that there are child fuckers in our government.
I have a much harder time believing they used their official DNC email accounts to organize child sex parties using weird food code words.
1 Crowsworth 2017-07-25
Because they are fucking stupid. An elite pedo ring is likely to avoid talking about raping children in emails, or making little remarks and hoodwinks about it in public.
But these fuck wits need something to hold onto in their meaningless lives, so they pretend statues of owls or triangles are signs of satanic child rape syndicates.
1 knottedfate 2017-07-25
The only valid part I see is when they discuss Jeffery Epstein, who I believe got like a month for raping a child. He's insanely rich, and theres been rumors of him having a weird sex slave ring way before this pizzagate shit started.
I don't actually think any of them care for evidence or how bad pedophiles are or "saving children" when their beloved leader was accused of raping a teenage girl. At least that almost went to court.
1 Vivisection-is-Love 2017-07-25
And Epstein and Trump have a history.
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
[srs] i mean i would put money on there being multiple people in the gov't who are involved in pedo rings, but not fucking high-profile politicians. those guys barely have time to buy coke
1 GunOfSod 2017-07-25
65k could buy you ... over 9000 Pizzas!
1 jcpb 2017-07-25
With pepperoni or extra cheese?
1 NotAllMenAreLikeThat 2017-07-25
Calm down, Oprah.
1 SamWhite 2017-07-25
Wow.
1 grungebot5000 2017-07-25
real detective work
i like how the first time they discussed this (see Other Discussions), they all thought it meant gay adult hookers
1 Gcoal2 2017-07-25
I don't know. It's obviously 4Chan Propaganda but it makes a more interesting world. And it's being used to smear Democrats so I support it.
1 SpotNL 2017-07-25
Or, you know, you could try to go after them with facts.
1 1337hax1337 2017-07-25
Don't you think doing this hurts your camp more because it makes you look ultra autistic?
1 Gcoal2 2017-07-25
Not really. I think it just brings in more people who are Conspiracy Theorist who don't vote. Also I think it's fun.
1 1337hax1337 2017-07-25
huh
1 Ravensthrowit 2017-07-25
"You should see the 4chan anon post about the Hawaiian property with a ton of weird shit. Like WiFi being emitted underground and a bunch of barrels with chemicals known to liquefy bones. The theory is that after the children age or become a liability they go to this facility to turn into liquid. We're not only dealing with potential molesters, but potential murderers as well."
Honestly, I'd believe that the Earth is Flat over this