God-emperor doesn't understand how 'orders' work. BTFO by Joint Chiefs. Sad!

57  2017-07-27 by [deleted]

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that feeling when you're a smug depressed moron and you can't help but me amused that people expected anything different from this guy, even though you know living conditions might worsen in the not so distant future it's still funny

I like how everyone on both sides was REEEEEEing about the tweets yesterday, but hardly anyone so far cares about the actual policy.

Everyone except me, that is. I totally called this because I'm the best. #smuglife

Some are speculating that this is an effort to cut military spending that can be funneled into the wall.

So he is killing American jobs so we can give money to Mexico to pay for the wall.

Which is retarded, since they'd get 50x more money cutting the flow of viagra to impotent US troops (lol @ how impotent the US Armed Forces are).

Well, it is about the wall, but the problem wasn't finding the money (as if the federal government ever lets not having enough money stop anything). The problem was republicans were having a slap-fight about funding hormone treatments and gender reassignment surgery that looked like it was going to derail the budget. The budget already has his wall money in it, so to avoid any bullshit Trump killed the transgenders in the military argument by saying "can't argue about transgenders in the military if there are no transgenders in the military," and here we are.

The joke is that nothing changed. Or, moreover, the joke is when you think a tweet is a legal policy.

I liked that everyone on r/politics was friends with a Trans Soldier yesterday.

this whole thing is a whole lot of hullabaloo over nothing if you ask me

Would you call it a nothingburger?

i find that term offensive to people suffering from ass burgers

Fuck you, I already have enough semantic abstraction for the day.

It's probably a huge distraction for something Russia related or ACA repeal related.

As far as Trump news goes this is barely on my radar, it's some trivial amount of troops, either way I don't give a shit. The pols don't care either it just mobilizes their bases.

Question the first: how long did it take since news broke that Obama was going to allow for trans soldiers til there was an actual legal policy?

Question the second: do people think Trump might actually tweet something but not make it a legal policy?

@therealdonaldtrump: I'm now gay

I heard it was sometime last year Obama passed it. I also heard that only the Army had begun to allow Trans people in. The rest were still working out the details. Don't know for sure though.

Question the second: do people think Trump might actually tweet something but not make it a legal policy?

You really think the President would do that? Just go on Twitter and tell lies?

Technically, a mentally unstable person isn't lying.

I've been thinking about the second question a lot lately. It would take a while before people found out

How long until Trump's burn book is uncovered?

"Chris Christie is a...?"

"Fat whore."

Oh my god is he taping himself like Nixon? Pls pls pls

At least Nixon got shit done

"Toys Donald Trump wishes he had when he was a lad but weren't invented yet: Micronauts...The Scooby-Doo Monster Game..Which Witch...AT-AT Imperial Walker...Stay Alive: The Survival Game!"

i will recor evreething. then they kno abou lisa.

Can he order the normal troops to throw the tranny troops from high buildings? Or helicopters, ships... depending on which branch they serve?

Yes. Murdering Americans extrajudicially would be legal as Obama showed us by droning American citizens in the middle east

The hottest of takes!

They're not "servicemembers"; they're "enemy combatants"!

They were clearly asking for it by standing in the cross-hairs of a remote controlled freedom delivery.

Crying crocodile tears for a terrorist killed in Yemen

#JUSTTRUMPSTERTHINGS

lol I'm not angry he's dead but I'm also not going to act like it wasn't unconstitutional

ESPECIALLY while that traitor Manning walks the streets

At least Manning had the balls to stay. Fucking Snowden ran off like a bitch go lick frozen Slavic sack.

Does Manning still have feminine balls?

That's not even an issue. We just want to know how pristine the bussy is.

GOOD point. If shim has not been soiled yet, that bussy is worth 10 million easy to a high powered Washington elites. If it's a legit on demand camera first deflower, its probably worth $100 000 000 to your big time promoters. Pair the first pen of Manning's Privates with a Mayweather/cage fighter round two and probably bank a Bil tbh.

Balls can't be feminine, idiot. Only penises can be feminine.

Oh OK. I didn't know.

At least Manning had the balls

Had being the key word

Maybe now they're figurative but back then they were very real.

Manning got caught, he didn't "choose to stay".

Manning could have fled right after he leaked everything, but he stayed in a place the US could grab him. He fucking stayed.

Well for one, he was in Iraq. Not the US. Not really anywhere to run when you're deployed as an American there. Ask Bowe Bergdahl. For another, he didn't think he would get caught. He was ratted out after he confessed it to a dude on the internet he was chatting with.

If you believe Greenwald, Snowden only wound up staying in Russia because Obama's administration invalidated his visa after he got there.

If you believe Greenwald

For me to do that, I would first have to become retarded.

The constitution says you can execute traitors tonthr country. The drone is also an AI and did a quick trial and sentenced him in the seconds after locating him and seconds before carrying out the execution. Nothing unconstitutional about robot judges.

Don't Trumpists fucking love leakers? Your God literally said "I love Wikileaks," when did you change your tune?

You assume to know how I feel about wikileaks

If you're a Trump supporter you don't really have thoughts beyond "rationalize everything he does and blame Hillary and the media."

Ok bud

Tranning didn't leak Hillary's corruption. He leaked random classified military intel. Also, he's a tranny.

Anwar? No. His 16 year old Denver-born son? Si.

Yeah, man, totally tears. Poor Akbar.

Then why doesn't Trump do it more?

He can order them to join the jihad at that point. It wouldn't make any difference.

The trannies will be locked up with Hillary Clinton in the wall on the border.

It's a transparent wall. People will be able to watch the people like at a zoo, but also lets them watch out for any incoming drug bags being tossed over.

God-emperor

"Muaaad -- TRUMP!"

It is impossible to blow anyone the fuck out when "speaking on the condition of anonymity." I'm pretty sure there's a universally recognized scientific principle that says that talking shit behind people's backs is a bitch move, and that bitch moves don't blow anyone the fuck out.

The United States' top military officer, Marine General Joseph Dunford,

Anonymous what?

General Dunford said this was unexpected and that nothing would happen until he received orders in the appropriate manner through the chain of command. Wow, BTFO...not. All the criticisms were anonymous. You're dumb.

These guys get that he can fire all of them without anyone else's approval at all, right?

The military can't be allowed to try to stand on its own in the political process. They are a tool, not a branch of government. The intelligence community and military need to be taught a very big lesson as to who is in charge of the executive branch. It sure as shit isn't a bunch of unelected men with guns.