The solution is to mix the mayo and arab sperm and use that to fertilize the women. After 50% effectiveness + 50% effectiveness = strong swimmers. This will speed up the #BeigeRevolution, which is a good thing.
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THE head of the Halal Certification Authority says Australian women need Muslim men to fertilise them to "Keep them surrounded by Muslim babies", declaring that the "White race will be extinct" in 40 years.
Mohamed Elmouelhy made the comments on Facebook in response to a study by researchers from the Hebrew University, published in the journal Human Reproduction Update, which found declining fertility rates among men in North America, Europe, Australia and New Zealand.
"According to the Hebrew University, Australian men [sic] sperm count has declined by 52 per cent over the last 40 years so your men are a dying breed, Australian women need us to fertilise them and keep them surrounded by Muslim babies while beer swilling, cigarette smoking, drug injecting can only dream of what Muslim men are capable of," Mr Elmouelhy wrote in a Facebook comment, which was first reported by The Daily Mail and has since been deleted.
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1 YiffReich 2017-07-28
Marked as Meta because with the decreased sperm rates news going around this ties in the (((grand unifying meta-narrative))).
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-07-28
I dunno why you''d need Arabs for that, since we're pretty inbred
1 YiffReich 2017-07-28
I suppose testing sperm motility rates and so forth is harder (teehehe) in the Middle East because giving samples is haram?
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-07-28
Probably.
But with a 50% consanguinity rating, i don't think their sperm count will be any high.
1 YiffReich 2017-07-28
The solution is to mix the mayo and arab sperm and use that to fertilize the women. After 50% effectiveness + 50% effectiveness = strong swimmers. This will speed up the #BeigeRevolution, which is a good thing.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-07-28
Half Arabs half whites generally look like whites.
Y'know, since we're both Caucasians and closely related.
1 YiffReich 2017-07-28
Are you saying the Muslim invasion of Europe isn't going to wipe out the wypipo?
Mayocide is a lie, why has Allah forsaken us?
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-07-28
They generally will only bred with other muslims, who are their relatives anyway.
Inbreeding is a serious issue in the Ummah
1 YiffReich 2017-07-28
Mohamed Elmouelhy is all talk and no game then. Fur Shame.
Not denying the way too high rates of cousin marriage.
1 Muscle_Mass 2017-07-28
White people are the least inbred race on Earth.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-07-28
I'm Arab
1 YarraYarra 2017-07-28
Why thank you kindly :)
1 JasonJewnova 2017-07-28
Race war when?!
1 1337hax1337 2017-07-28
Forget actually killing white people, this is the best version of Mayocide.
1 Kekistanian9000 2017-07-28
If whities torelare that shit their best fate is mayocide.
1 cimarafa 2017-07-28
The salt this has generated makes this guy a genius.
1 autotldr 2017-07-28
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1 lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-07-28
Kate is going to be absolutely ecstatic