Julian (Latin: Flavius Claudius Iulianus Augustus, Greek: Φλάβιος Κλαύδιος Ἰουλιανὸς Αὔγουστος; 331/332 – 26 June 363), also known as Julian the Apostate, was Roman Emperor from 361 to 363, as well as a notable philosopher and author in Greek.
A member of the Constantinian dynasty, Julian became Caesar over the western provinces by order of Constantius II in 355 and in this role campaigned successfully against the Alamanni and Franks. Most notable was his crushing victory over the Alamanni in 357 at the Battle of Argentoratum (Strasbourg), leading his 13,000 men against a Germanic army three times larger. In 360 in Lutetia (Paris) he was proclaimed Augustus by his soldiers, sparking a civil war between Julian and Constantius.
Pagans secured the West for over 2000 years, until a new state cult was required. Christianity then secured the West for ~2000 years, and once again a new unifying belief is required.
Christianity has failed the West and should form a new, syncretic religion with the Roman pantheon. Christianity was intended to be the state religion of Rome and teach new barbarian citizens how to be Romans and unite against foreign threats.
Instead, it immediately devolved into theological disputes and pathological altruism. The papacy has shrivelled into irrelevancy at best and, in the current Pope, leftist degeneracy. Protest and a genuine desire for coherency sweeps through the people over and over, fracturing the church into ever more heresies.
Christianity should rediscover its original purpose, revive the tenets of Roman nation and family embodied in the old pantheon and synthesize the altruistic ideals of Christ with the Western glory of the classical pagan gods. The new, spiritually whole West should sweep Islam from its shores and restore the original, true religions to Egypt, Phoenicia, Ethiopia, Carthage and Constantinople.
Christ wills it. Zeus wills it. Apollo wills it. Odin wills it. Kek wills it. Deus Vult!
Modern Christianity has failed the West and should form a new, syncretic religion with the Roman pantheon. Christianity was intended to be the state religion of Rome and teach new barbarian citizens how to be Romans and unite against foreign threats.
Instead, it immediately devolved into theological disputes and pathological altruism. The papacy has shrivelled into irrelevancy at best and, in the current Pope, leftist degeneracy. Protest and a genuine desire for coherency sweeps through the people over and over, fracturing the church into ever more heresies.
Christianity should rediscover its original purpose, revive the tenets of Roman nation and family embodied in the old pantheon and synthesize the altruistic ideals of Christ with the Western glory of the classical pagan gods. The new, spiritually whole West should sweep Islam from its shores and restore the original, true religions to Egypt, Persia, Ethiopia, Carthage and Constantinople.
Christ wills it. Zeus wills it. Apollo wills it. Odin wills it. Kek wills it. Deus Vult!
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-07-29
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-07-29
It is a sign.
1 mehforeverybody 2017-07-29
There only is one true God and his name is Snappy!
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1 rednail64 2017-07-29
Self posting your own drama?
Sad
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-07-29
God wills it.
1 MG87 2017-07-29
What cause?
1 KT-47 2017-07-29
Autism
1 lokichilde 2017-07-29
Furries are proof that God hates us
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-07-29
Agreed.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-07-29
Just you curly.
1 lokichilde 2017-07-29
Nah, he chose (((us)))
1 JasonJewnova 2017-07-29
Ooh that reminds me, thinking about a trip to Israel. Any tips for picking me up one of them Jew broads?
1 bleak_new_world 2017-07-29
💰💰💰
1 JasonJewnova 2017-07-29
OY
1 lokichilde 2017-07-29
A Nieman Marcus credit card
1 JasonJewnova 2017-07-29
Nigga im broke.
Would they settle for a fat schmeckle and some palestinian teeth?
1 lokichilde 2017-07-29
Just tell them you're Catholic and pick up the ones trying to piss off their parents.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-07-29
Works for me, I have no shame.
Heebs and Micks should really cross breed more, we could really use the brains and god knows you could use the brawn.
Plus we're very allergy resistant.
1 lokichilde 2017-07-29
Good muscle knows better than to try and have ideas. Muscle that tried to think gets less potatoes.
Also, don't be foolish and think (((we've))) forgotten the IRA-PLO connection.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-07-29
Muscle already have more potato than know what do with.
It just politic bro
1 LadyVetinari 2017-07-29
U muthafucka
1 Miguk_Saram 2017-07-29
Actually pagans really suck at fighting people from the Middle East.
1 WikiTextBot 2017-07-29
Julian (emperor)
Julian (Latin: Flavius Claudius Iulianus Augustus, Greek: Φλάβιος Κλαύδιος Ἰουλιανὸς Αὔγουστος; 331/332 – 26 June 363), also known as Julian the Apostate, was Roman Emperor from 361 to 363, as well as a notable philosopher and author in Greek.
A member of the Constantinian dynasty, Julian became Caesar over the western provinces by order of Constantius II in 355 and in this role campaigned successfully against the Alamanni and Franks. Most notable was his crushing victory over the Alamanni in 357 at the Battle of Argentoratum (Strasbourg), leading his 13,000 men against a Germanic army three times larger. In 360 in Lutetia (Paris) he was proclaimed Augustus by his soldiers, sparking a civil war between Julian and Constantius.
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1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-07-29
Pagans secured the West for over 2000 years, until a new state cult was required. Christianity then secured the West for ~2000 years, and once again a new unifying belief is required.
1 Sai22 2017-07-29
what do you think it will be?
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-07-29
Christianity has failed the West and should form a new, syncretic religion with the Roman pantheon. Christianity was intended to be the state religion of Rome and teach new barbarian citizens how to be Romans and unite against foreign threats.
Instead, it immediately devolved into theological disputes and pathological altruism. The papacy has shrivelled into irrelevancy at best and, in the current Pope, leftist degeneracy. Protest and a genuine desire for coherency sweeps through the people over and over, fracturing the church into ever more heresies.
Christianity should rediscover its original purpose, revive the tenets of Roman nation and family embodied in the old pantheon and synthesize the altruistic ideals of Christ with the Western glory of the classical pagan gods. The new, spiritually whole West should sweep Islam from its shores and restore the original, true religions to Egypt, Phoenicia, Ethiopia, Carthage and Constantinople.
Christ wills it. Zeus wills it. Apollo wills it. Odin wills it. Kek wills it. Deus Vult!
1 MG87 2017-07-29
Dont try so hard
1 skivian 2017-07-29
Bussy, clearly
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-07-29
Baleeted and Snappy is being a useless piece of shit as usual.
What did you say, /u/ManhattanTransFur?
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-07-29
Modern Christianity has failed the West and should form a new, syncretic religion with the Roman pantheon. Christianity was intended to be the state religion of Rome and teach new barbarian citizens how to be Romans and unite against foreign threats.
Instead, it immediately devolved into theological disputes and pathological altruism. The papacy has shrivelled into irrelevancy at best and, in the current Pope, leftist degeneracy. Protest and a genuine desire for coherency sweeps through the people over and over, fracturing the church into ever more heresies.
Christianity should rediscover its original purpose, revive the tenets of Roman nation and family embodied in the old pantheon and synthesize the altruistic ideals of Christ with the Western glory of the classical pagan gods. The new, spiritually whole West should sweep Islam from its shores and restore the original, true religions to Egypt, Persia, Ethiopia, Carthage and Constantinople.
Christ wills it. Zeus wills it. Apollo wills it. Odin wills it. Kek wills it. Deus Vult!
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-07-29
Well I liked it.
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-07-29
I unironically agree.
1 ManhattanTransFur 2017-07-29
Cool!