Incel's latest Tinder Catfish featuring An Abusive convicted criminal

192  2017-07-29 by ChadolfHitler

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These incels may be onto something, their little schemes are entertaining.

Really not surprised that a Trump Teen like yourself thinks incels make sense.

lol

Here's a link to the OP. Incel's analysis of the experiment are funny as ever.

WARNING: SERIOUS POST

I know it's hilarious, but beneath the comedy is a disturbing fact: they have a point. What's worse still is that they are probably right. I know, the concept of incels being right about anything is disturbing, but just like staring at a train wreck, we "normies" are compelled to take a look. Perhaps that's why we laugh at incels? Because secretly we admit to ourselves "yeah, they're right, but I don't want to admit it".

Their point: (1) that women will shut off their brains when faced with a man they find physically attractive; (2) most men are not physically attractive to women, and (3) women believe that 90% of men (the non-Chads) won't sexually satisfy women.

Here's what incels don't consider about all three points.

(1) Duh...yes. What's your point? Just look at the stupid shit men put up when trying to date a hot woman. Hot = shut off your brain, you don't need that thing right now.

(2) Duh, yes. And 90% of women are a total waste of our time, but we'll fuck them anyway. We just won't stick around after we cum because: "why the fuck would we? We came, we're done, now let's get the fuck out of here before she starts talking about feelings and shit."

(3) Give her pleasure? What the fuck are you, a fag? WHO CARES! Just get your rocks off and then get the fuck out of there. Jesus.

(3)

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I stopped reading right there

Fixed.

Did they go private again

Chad

eheheheh

Keep these coming, they are hilarious.

Polygamy is as bad as child abuse? I understand there's some very creepy polygamous cults out there, but surely there are non-cultist, normal human polygamists too.

Polygamy is as bad as child abuse?

Combine them and suddenly the result becomes halal.

Aayyyyyy al-lmao.

Or...whats the Mormon version of halal?

"white and delightsome"

Sounds about right

Wonderbread

haha, oh you!

Also becomes the Polygamist Mormons.

To them, polygamy is probably worse. They can't even fathom having one girl, let along multiple.

polygamy != cheating.

Out of all the crimes this dude could show off, domestic abuse due to cheating probably ranks really low on the list of what a lot of women care about.

Hell, physical abuse as a response to cheating may be dominated by women.

non-cultist polygamists

yes

normal human polygamists

no

normal human polygamists

oxymoron

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I don't understand why grils don't date guys who spend their time pretending to be convicts, child rapists, or just anyone besides themselves.

Because they're too busy chasing after handsome convicts and child rapists, obviously.

This is a George Costanza level setup. "They're all Twix!"

Do you reemerging the Lost Prophets debacle? There are women who are willing to give their children to pedos very willingly.

that is hilarious!

Incels are right.

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Noticed.

further proof that women's suffrage was a mistake

Democrats are proof enough for that.

TD is that way

I'm actually looking forward to this. The skirmishes between the incas and inceltears is bound to heat up too. Who doesn't like to look at a freakshow?

He had a swastika tattoo and a German nazi quote. I think they should have made the racist rhetoric more obvious and had nazi quotes in English, see how well that did

still waiting for them to do an attractive girl with the worst qualities they can come up with proving that guys are much more selective than these hoes...

I think the (probably correct) "incel science" predictions are:

  • hot nazi guy: lots of matches
  • hot nazi girl: lots of matches
  • uggo nazi guy: no matches
  • uggo nazi girl: lots of matches

Contrast this with

  • hot wholesome guy: lots of matches
  • hot wholesome girl: lots of matches
  • uggo wholesome guy: no matches
  • uggo wholesome girl: lots of matches

Really makes you think

Can I get this formatted in a matrix?

If they really wanted to make something truly entertaining, they would bot this and set up a live stream for responses so people could watch in real time and be able to look at population level comparisons. But, then again, I don't think they would be able to sell their point quite as well as with cherry picked examples.

its almost like tinder is a hook-up app and not a personality hook-up app

rofl. Yeah, what they're doing is so groundbreaking

Assuming sarcasm on your part: You'd be surprised how many people don't get this.

As a uggo wholesome girl, the only matches I get are with absolute losers who don't have jobs.

You poor thing :(

Don't want a chad, I actually don't find muscular men attractive. I happen to be into fat guys, just can't seem to find one with a damn job.

You mean you want a walking ATM machine & free housing so you target fat guys to prey on their lack of self esteem.

No?? I just have my shit together and want someone else who has their shit equally together. The last couple of guys I've dated I basically had to buy all their food and pay for every date. It'd just be nice to not have to pay for every single dinner. I believe relationships should be 50/50 but that's impossible when one person doesn't have a job.

pay for every date.

Man, even a small sample of life as a man really puts women into a frenzy doesn't it?

Did you miss the part where I said I believe relationships should be 50/50? Never dated a guy who paid for every date and never would expect one to. I believe in splitting the bills/ check right down the middle. Out of all the women I know not a single one expects the guy to pay for every date.

I believe in splitting the bills/ check right down the middle.

*I believe in giving my man a hard time about always having to pay for my meals, but eventually "giving in" and letting him do it. I believe this dance makes me come across as a good person even thought I have no intention of paying, and if he did eventually give in and let me pay I would internally hold it against him and lose attraction to him.

ftfy

Wow you're so far removed from reality it's sad. Go walk outside and talk to actual human women for once.

Uh huh. If I was any further away from reality I'd be saying things like "women and men are equal! And have equal abilities and being born a woman is hard

and women are capable of being just as strong as men but wait it's no longer 2012 so we don't think that anymore

and I have just as hard a time as men finding a relationship partner. I have so many people I have to reject on tinder like omg. Isn't that something you can relate to men of similar ugliness? Being desired at all by people who you have the luxury of saying no to? People who are pretty much just as ugly as you are. Like I see your tinder profile, there's two 50 year old 500 pound women who just matched with you! It's crazy because you're like 200 pounds normal weight, 5'9" normal height and a little ugly. I mean it would seem like they're leagues uglier than you but I guess not, since they're all you can attract!

So we're on the same boat here with my 1000 men who are about as ugly as you and your 2 women who are capable of making money in the freakshow tent at a circus.

Cool story

Now you're being all quiet and shy because I just bitched slapped you into submission. Stop talking about shit if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. It's called talking out of your ass.

I know exactly the fuck what I'm talking about I just don't see the point in arguing with misogynistic incels like you. There's no point. You'll never see outside of your own biases.

I know exactly the fuck what I'm talking about

Nah, you only feel like you do because you're too fragile and privileged to entertain other worldviews. It's like a rich person not getting his/her way. They freak out like a spoiled brat. That's you.

Not freaking out at all. Just not wanting to waste my time. Let me guess, you live with your parents, maybe in the basement? Play Eve Online and Overwatch? Maybe have a sweet collection of MtG cards and an electric guitar you only know 3 chords on?

I know your type. And I know when I'm wasting my time. I've already wasted quite a bit of it arguing with you. It was fun at first but now I'm tired of it.

Let me guess, you live with your parents, maybe in the basement? Play Eve Online and Overwatch? Maybe have a sweet collection of MtG cards and an electric guitar you only know 3 chords on?

Why are you guessing where I live and what games I play lol

You're such a fucking basket case, you have nothing and all you want to do is get me with a gotcha because your fragile ego depends on winning this back and forth

K

Once again, I don't need your apporival, because I know I'm right.

lol

no

Yes. And I'm not laughing.

You're trying really hard when she's the one doing everything right, and you're the one doing everything wrong. Grow up

what a crock of shit

What of what I said is shit exactly?

you're talking to a couple incels. it's not really worth your time. they'll probably kill themselves in a year or two. pretty sad really.

I didn't realize this sub was so overrun by MRA/ incel types. Apparently to them a woman wanting a man who also has a job is too high of a standard for a woman to have. Guess that means they're sensitive about that subject, probably because they don't have jobs themselves.

depends on the drama what kind of people show up. the incels always show up for incel drama.

It's called we're defending ourselves. Also, u still around?? :( whered u go

It's called we're defending ourselves.

wrong venue.

I've got a venue for you to check out. It's called my asshole, and it's open for business.

XD

i don't fuck virgin bussy

Trust me, this business has seen many clients #XD

Trust me, this venue has seen many clients

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chad

You can call me whatever u like honey

It's kinda hard to defend a lifestyle you yourself deem miserable.

We're defending its basis in reality.

It's kinda hard to defend a lifestyle you yourself deem miserable.

Apparently to them a woman wanting a man who also has a job is too high of a standard for a woman to have.

It's not 'too' high a standard, it's just a high standard. Society let's them get away with it, so it's not 'too' high by any means.

Wrong, it's a high standard for incels who don't have a job and still live in their parents' house.

For normal people who can hold a job and can take care of themselves it's just a bare minimum standard.

It's a high standard for ugly women, too. You're right, I was never disputing that.

when a post links to /r/incels you can bet that they come over to give us their hot take on why they're repulsive. every time

* a couple people who know what the fuck they're talking about.

get out of here virgin.

make me bitch. I'm here to stay. This is my turf now, you're the one trespassing.

i was talking about the planet earth, not rdrama. now find the edge of the flat earth and step off.

You're telling me to kill myself, right? Just to clarify.

i'm telling you to step off.

As in kill myself, right?

of my steeze.

of my steeze.

Huh? Are you or are you not telling me to kill myself?

i'm telling you to step off of my steeze. now step off my steeze, virgin.

I don't know what the fuck that means and I don't want to know. Now if you could stop projecting your virginity onto me, were you telling me to kill myself yes or no?

i don't need to tell you to, you probably ponder the question every day.

You don't need to, but did you tell me to kill myself earlier?

fall asleep with a fan on.

Like in korea lol funny little racist reference. If I do kill myself do you want me to send you a video or something?

that's so 00s. live stream it.

Can I do it in front of you? Where do you live.

1600 Pennsylvania avenue Washington DC 20001

im naked front nao XD

hello, u still tehre? :(

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That is not very nice, anonymous reporter.

I think he just has a crush on me. He's playing hard to get lol

He means you should Keep Yourself Safe, and I agree.

and I agree.

I don't give a fuck what you think you worthless mongoloid. Your opinion means nothing to me.

wow rude

wow dum

you can't even do that right

Can you show me?

that's mean. this place can get pretty awful.

On the other hand, your comments gave me a much-needed laugh.

The people who have no success with women somehow think that they are experts on the subject? What is the human race coming to when absolute FAILURE isn't enough to make someone sit down and shut up.

the lies.

When you're a Marcy, all you can get is a Jefferson.

Must be nice to be able to have standards. God, women are so privileged.

Requiring someone be able to support themselves is not a high standard at all.

Requiring someone be able to support themselves and me is not a high standard at all.

Is it really so incomprehensible to you that a woman could be self-supporting and would like the same in a partner?

Is it really so incomprehensible as someone who is (presumably) from earth and lives in modern society that women don't have to do these things? And a good portion of them don't because of this privilege?

*attractive women. Not all women are attractive, not all women want to be dependent on a man, and not all men want a woman who wants to be dependent on them. I just want a guy who can pay for his own damn gas so I'm not gassing up two cars.

Not all women are attractive

Doesn't matter. All unattractive women have a group of equally unattractive men who would be willing to date her. It's not the same case for men. You can pretend it is all you want, but it's obvious that women like you want the victim spotlight so bad that you have to make shit up.

HA. Try dating as a fat woman. I don't want the victim spotlight, just want men to stop fucking assuming every woman has it so easy. It's hard out her for a fat chick.

lol ur so wrong its funny.

So pathetic. Look at this monkey who thinks he has figured it ALL out despite never having an honest conversation with a woman.

You think being dependent on another person for support is a privilege? That says something about you, not women.

I'm an attractive woman, and I love the security of being self-sufficient, the freedom to have a man in my life because I want him there instead of needing him there, and I take a sensible pride in knowing that if something happens and my man can't support us (be it disability, divorce, or death), I can.

Apparently it is, based on the replies I've gotten. Apparently me not wanting to pay for every date automatically means that I want to be completely financially supported by a man.

I'd rather have someone that's just as successful as I am so that we can split everything 50/50 so nobody feels like they're picking up anybody else's slack.

Apparently me not wanting to pay for every date automatically means that I want to be completely financially supported by a man.

Because your anecdotes are worth nothing when reality proves otherwise.

You know nothing about reality, you walking failure. What I love about you people is that no matter what crap you say, I can always toss back how deeply incompetent you are that you blame others for your own rancid personality.

This is /r/drama. The replies are gonna be garbage, duh

Honestly thought I was in a different sub when I first commented. Shouldn't have even bothered to respond to the replies.

I'd rather have someone that's just as successful as I am so that we can split everything 50/50 so nobody feels like they're picking up anybody else's slack.

I look at it a little differently: I'd rather have someone who can cover 100%, and be able to cover 100% myself. Maybe I'm just getting older, but I rarely split checks when out with friends, so I usually wouldn't with a date, either. Oh, you got this one? I'll get the next. Hey, I'll get the tickets, you run in and get the popcorn.

First couple of dates, a guy does generally pay, because that's tradition. But there are certainly ways to make that work out more equitably than the man carrying all the weight.

Where did I say I wanted a man to support me? Nowhere, because I don't. I just want him to be able to buy his own gas so I don't have to put gas in his car for me.

Uh huh. Still, women in general have the privilege of not having to support themselves.

Consider this scenario. I'm going to tell you something about myself. I'm looking for a girlfriend, and I require a woman who is financially stable and able to take care of herself. If you live at home with your parents and don't have a good enough job/not enough money, then you aren't good enough for me.

...waaaaaiiit a minute. That doesn't sound right, doesn't it? That makes me sound entitled, doesn't it? I wonder why.

Um, no it doesn't make you sound entitled, it makes you sound normal.

In every other context where the integrity of feminism wasn't on the line, it would make me look entitled, and you'd be on board thinking that too.

K

Yes, I know I;m right, I don't need you to clarify.

👍🏻

Two empty squares, that's all I see. And that's all I need to see because that pretty much sums up your side of the argument: Nothing.

You should be ashamed of yourself for upsetting these poor incels by suggesting that they might one day be able to have sex. Their only true purpose in life is proving that it's impossible for them to get their dicks wet.

Do you even know what you're saying at this point?

Do you even know what you're saying at this point?

How old are you? Because I just realized that half of you incels are like 14 and this is all just regular teenage whining.

Now you're asking me my age.... what the fuck us wrong with you? fucking people who whine about our subreddit are so weird.

It's important because if you're 25 or older, then you might have something to bitch about, but if you're some 15 year old kid whining about not getting laid, that's pathetic but absolutely normal.

If you're 25 though, and you're dancing at the pity party with 15 year olds... you might have fucked up in life.

Our sub doesn't have many teenagers, in fact most of s our in our late 20s. So there ya go.

So what was the point of even asking that question, you just fucking disappeared. Goddammit I hate you people who obsess over our sub so goddamn much.

You're in /r/drama. And I dunno, I kind of feel sorry for you delusional self-hating morons.

Why don't you mind your own business?

YOU'RE IN /R/DRAMA

STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO AND TALKING ABOUT OUR SUB, ANYWHERE, EVEN IN R/DRAMA

Don't lie, you love it.

I hate misinformation.

this is absolutely delusional

go outside

Translation: this scares me because of how true it is.

lol

Translation: I have no substance in me as a person.

ya got me

That's not even true shit stain. Take a step back and realize that you've made up an enemy in your head.

Claims to be ugly

Also claims she doesn't like attractive men and prefers fatasses

Yeah, because you totally had a choice there.

And that's relevant how??

I just wanted to point out that your "preferences" are less a choice and just being forced into dating fatasses 'cause you're unattractive. Don't try to frame it as choice.

Even before I gained weight I wasn't into muscle guys so yeah it is actually my preference

Wait, you're fat too? This just gets better. So you've just always liked ugly guys or did it only happen when you realised no one except fatasses would look at you?

I actually was quite pretty before I gained weight. I don't consider myself ugly but used that word because that's what society calls fat women. I've dated people of all sizes and shapes. Fat men are just more comfy to cuddle with, and I just think they're adorable. I dated my first fat guy when I was a size 6 in high school, so your points are pretty moot.

So why not lose the weight?

I'm working on it, but I'm also disabled so that throws another wrench into the mix. Down 15, it's a slow process but it's happening.

Yeah, losing weight can be difficult. Consistency is key though.

Yep! Just counting my calories and restricting my portions and drinking basically only water. Not that hard. I should have done it sooner but this is the first time in my life my depression and my disease are both doing well enough that I can actually get myself to the gym!

What's your disability, if you don't mind my asking?

I have a severe autoimmune joint disorder called psoriatic arthritis. Pretty much every joint in my body is really badly damaged and I have limited range of motion in my hips and knees, and constant full-body pain, alongside fatigue and autoimmune-initiated dysautonomia (basically every autonomic function in my body doesn't work like it should, I.e. I can't regulate heat and would just sweat to death if not for AC) I use a wheelchair to get around because I can only walk for about 200 feet (currently) before my back muscles go into spasm. I'm walking more and more every day though, thank heaven for physical therapy!

Good that you're making effort and seeing progress. Best of luck to ya.

Thanks!

shit, that sucks.

swimming is great exercise and it's really easy on the joints. just spending time in cold water is gonna burn a lot of calories. not sure if it's possible with the dysautonomia...

I don't consider myself ugly but used that word because that's what society calls fat women

Wtf this isn't true at all? Spend less time on leddit

It's an observation from my everyday life

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to the surprise of not me

I thought it was the incels who were going "why doesn't the hot slut from my class ever notice my ugly, neckbeard ass?!"

Most Incels don't think like that at all, actually. We know exactly why society reviles us.

You seem to have incels confused with "Nice Guys." Most incels don't think like that at all – we know exactly why society reviles us.

Ok, so given the opportunity would you date an unattractive girl who didn't have a job and who you would have to take care of?

I wouldn't date anyone.

Answer the question.

Objection! The witness has no experience on which to base any sort of meaningful answer!

Can you not read? I did answer the question -- I wouldn't date anyone.

That wouldn't happen anyways because women only go for 8/10+, if she's hooked up with a sub-8 guy she's cucking him.

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That's your level. But in the end you do get matches.

The "problem" is that you think you deserve better.

That's the problem with incels too, since they are worthless losers who think they deserve better.

True dat.

incels are people who happened to be born ugly and are upset that they are unable to attract women based on this one fact

Man it must be a bummer to be not only physically unattractive but also suffer from such a social deficiency that you think ugly people don't get laid. Have you ever told your parents how it is impossible for them to give birth to you because they are ugly and ugly people don't have sex?

I never said that, ugly women obviously get laid with attractive men all the time, and ugly men can marry women, that doesnt mean the women are attracted to them

we dont make this stuff up out of nowhere, there is much litterature showing this, its basic biology

and? Are you going back to your forum to cry about it more?

As an uggo person with a job, how is my level an uggo person without a job?

I assume the uggo dudes with jobs are looking for non uggo women without jobs.

Of course guys below your level will also want to match up with you, which seems to be who you're stuck with.

You seem like a chill girl though, so I suspect a wholesome guy will swipe right and you off your feet eventually.

Thank you! That's what I'm hoping for. I don't mind dating below my "level", but I do mind dating hobos.

but I do mind dating hobos.

Classist much?

you jest but this was actually once a thing on /r/incels

Do you have a job?

There are actually a few of them on the single female-centric magazine sites like bustle they're actually slightly more in-depth because they're often by 'journalists' and exposing and shaming guys seems to be more permitted in the mainstream (imo), where as it's relegated to incels, redpillians and /misc/reants when it's about girls.

I remember one aaaaages ago where a thicc black girl set up two profiles; one was her and one was the exact same profile with a pic that she borrowed from a slim white girl friend, she chatted up white guys for a while and then confronted them with guilt.

I think another one was some girl catfishing guys on youtube with a slim picture and then meeting them with her rubenesque self and guilt them.

I will look when I'm not on my phone.

the whole problem here, obviously, is that the concept of "marriage for love" ever became acceptable. if people still had normal, rational principles they would recognize that maintaining or bettering the social order of their families is of chief concern, and all other factors are unimportant. that there are actually people in this day and age that protest the concept of a "dowry" illustrates the shameful state western civilization has been reduced to.

wew

I took away from it that the people who use online dating sites (and people in general I guess in a given set of circumstances) are extremely shallow, conservative and superficial when selecting sexual partners. People just want to bang and don't really care about the ethics of their partner.

They're using that to spin some kind of feminist message? Jesus christ that takes some amazing mental gymnastics.

it makes total sense if you don't want to talk to men ever, like any rational person

like any rational person

If they aren't interacting with men then where the hell are they getting their rational thinking from?

Aren't incels using the opposite for the opposite message?

Worst dating profile ever

Uhh really? Because I've totally seen tons of girls with that same shit.

>worst profile ever made
>5"4, thin and attractive

??

There are already some featured on /r/choosingbeggars and /r/trashy. Girls with multiple kids, drug problems, etc.

They used to do this on nicki glasers show. The only time guys would tap out of the convo was at the mention of kids.

I've really been enjoying their "Virgin X vs Chad X" meme series. NSFnormies.

Holy shit. HAHAHAHA.

Back is perfectly straight and parallel with the table at all times.

What the fuck is Chad doing while he's eating?

If you do your planks while you eat, you can work out while you pork out.

I hate the cursor that got screencapped in this one.

fixed

Ayy!

"Tactical clogs"

Genius

My sides

Whoa Chad Earthquake sounds awesome

The new Goofus and Gallant.

It's almost like Tinder is for fucking and not relationships. Profile like that is gonna interest people looking for rough one night sex, not a god damn long term partner.

I think they make these more out of frustration for bad "normie advice" like "girls don't wanna have sex with you because you're a misogynist."

Its pretty hilarious that their personalities are worse than wife beaters and nazis

Not sure if this is a serious comment lol but their obvious point is that personality doesn't matter.

I mean lets be real Eliot rodgers was at worst a 6/10 and his personality made him a virgin. And they litterally call him saint eliot.

lol yeah. i'd like to see one of these where they use elliot roger quotes or quotes from r/incel in the profile.

I want to see one where they use pictures of Eliot Rodgers but with a actual normal personality

Yeah, Eliot Roger, if he wasn't looking so douchey in every picture, was easily at least a 6/10. Not to mention his family had money and his father had a job with hollywood connections. He should have been catnip to shallow hussies. I mean, he proves that the creep factor exists.

People said that as young as 8 he seemed like a psychopath, I think what incels don't get is that yes being attractive means a lot of chicks will look over red flags and personality defects, but conversely seeming like a fucking creepy school shooter will make average or even moderately above average guys undesirable.

Yeah, a lot of dudes on reddit seem invested in the idea that women only think a guy is creepy if he is ugly.

Yeah, a lot of dudes on reddit seem invested in the idea that women only think a guy is creepy if he is ugly.

That's because it's been scientifically proven.

You could be a natural 10/10 but if you don't shower, act like a school shooter and constantly hate on women for not being boyfriend-free then you'll be untouchable.

Thing about incels is even if a woman walked up to them and asked them to fuck, they just call her a roastie and post online about how shitty Stacies are. They just want to feel bad for themselves, they don't want to improve.

Eliots problem was he had zero musculature amd the face of a tween.

If he has spent the same amount of time in the gym as the dude in the pic and waited 10 years for his face to age to something 20+ he would have been just as swimming in women grateful to be punched by him

Being young looking doesn't push a guy into uggo territory for a lot of women. I mean you can tell that by looking at any list of hollywood "heartthrobs". There's always dudes that are young looking and/or have more delicate features. And I think the square jawed, super jacked look can sometimes reflect what dudes think hot dudes look like. It's not all women's cup of tea.

So, I think Eliot had at least average looks and there are probably many women who wouldn't have found him ugly and may even have thought he was cute if he was their type. If he had normal social skills, he probably could have asked a few pretty girls to a hollywood premiere his dad was invited to and ended up with a date. If he had normal social skills, he would have probably ended up with a girlfriend of above average looks. But, that's just my take on things.

I mean you can tell that by looking at any list of hollywood "heartthrobs"

they still have tall chins though. Elliot had a weak recessed chin, name one hollywood sex icon with a weak recessed chin who doesn't play the joker/ugly bullied faggot like michael cera

I bet Michael Cera gets mad poon dawg

obviously, he's a celebrity. It wouldn't be a very different story if that weren't the case

i don't doubt it

Look, I was only making the point that looking young doesn't automatically propel a man into the ugly category. I don't care about his fucking chin and I don't even know who Michael Cera is. Jeez.

I mean you can tell that by looking at any list of hollywood "heartthrobs"

they still have tall chins though. Elliot had a weak recessed chin, name one hollywood sex icon with a weak recessed chin who doesn't play the joker/ugly bullied faggot like michael cera

justin bieber had zero muscle and the face of a tween for most of his career

first off elliot was like 21 when he died, how exactly do you think his face would change for the better? would wrinkles make him more attractive?

and besides, he was short, small framed and low t, no amount of time in the gym would make him look strong

It wasn't his narcissism that kept him a virgin though. Narcissists usually do quite well with women.

On a hookup app. No fucking shit

They also don't like 'normie' advice like "shower daily" or "brush your teeth" or the absolutely dreaded "wear clean clothes".

I'm not even joking, mention to incels the importance of hygiene and watch them have a breakdown.

We don't listen to it because it doesn't work. Do you think hygeine is enough to help manlets and ugly men? If it does, then I clearly need more than the two showers I do now. Do you suggest at least five showers?

because its stupid and condecending advice, showering 5 times a day will not help an incel in any way

No but realizing you have a repellent personality and working on that will. Ya'll believe your personalities are perfect and that you're just ugly. That's not the case at all.

What makes you assume that theres something wrong with my "personality" when you've never even met me

Because you blame everything under the sun for your failure for women and think Elliot Rogers wasn't a bad person.

Abusive men can get into relationships quite easily.

If they didn't, domestic violence wouldn't exist, would it.

True, but they could be like my dad, put a good face forward at first then slowly changing to a piece of garbage.

How will /r/drama justify this one?

Why the fuck are they torturing themselves by proving that their personalities are so shit people would rather fuck nazis and wife beaters than them.

Personalities? idk, probably looks. Personality def doesn't help tho.

A lot of them look pretty fucking normal. Sure they aren't chad thundercock male model, but far uglier people than them get laid on a regular basis.

Well, I'm not sure if this counts as strictly personality but social skills (ability to have a normal conversation, not having super awkward body posture, and zero hygiene) are probably another one of their faults.

I mean let's be honest here. These guys were born with or developed an actual disorder. No amount of advice or self improvement will change that, they need professional help or a noose.

showering is for chads

Damn you are being a big fat baby lol

Socially anxious people are worse than Nazis?

Because they are fuelled by self-pity

Someone should hire this dude a hooker. This is 10/10 humor.

You have to give me a chance!

Okay, that profile is hilarious.

But, again with having nothing but pretty tepid, lame responses. I mean, one of the women is literally saying "What". And why is the "let's order pizza and fuck" half covered with a picture? And I don't want to keep hearing, LOL I totally got all these responses from thirsty bitches I'll just post those tomorrow.

The guy in the experiment gets more matches than the vast majority of men on Tinder.

Okay, I'll take your word for it because I don't use Tinder. That still doesn't make the responses from women he's showing any more interesting from a drama standpoint.

What's the goal? To prove there are fucked up women out there? What a revelation. Do they think that those of us who, ya know, actually interact with women aren't already aware of that?

Yeah, the thing about incels is that they are so socially retarded that normal shit that everyone knows, like that people will accept shitty things if the person is hot, seems groundbreaking to them.

If they posted a 10/10 chick with a profile that said she was a compulsive cheater, had 16 STD's, and eats a literal baby for breakfast every day they'd see more wiener coming at her than the shipping dock at an Oscar Meyer plant.

Women' standards are far far higher, and men that don't fit the bill are called creepy neckbeard losers if they even try to hit on women.

A small minority of men on Tinder are getting sex and most of the women are getting sex. Stop trying to equate the experiences of men and women. They'e not the same.

Oh shut the fuck up. Women have standards just like men do. They also don't just call normal guys creepy neckbeard losers and if it's happening to you, it's 100% because you have a shitty personality. Of course rather than try and change that you'll just REEEEE about women while exposing your power level. You know the definition of insanity is doing the exact same thing over and over and expecting a different result right? If you spent more time in /r/SocialSkills instead of /r/Incels you wouldn't be having a hard time with women.

A small minority of men on Tinder are getting sex and most of the women are getting sex.

How does that even work? Are all the women on Tinder queueing up for that small minority of Chads? Women get sex easier because a good number of guys are so thirsty they'd fuck a trash can with implants in it. Women are pickier, so what? It's been that way for all of human history since the dawn of time, you're the only one that's having a problem with it. That should tell you something needs to change on your end.

your post is full of baseless assumptions

Oh it is?

Tell me, how's it working out for you to listen to a bunch of friendless virgins-with-a-rage on the internet? Have you achieved your love quest yet?

it's 100% because you have a shitty personality

baseless assumption

Are all the women on Tinder queueing up for that small minority of Chads?

yes

Women are pickier, so what?

so don't turn around and say it's our personality, retard

Women are pickier because men tend to be super thirsty. That's exactly why cold calling women for sex or relationships doesn't really work. It may work in the club where people just look for sex, but if you go up to a girl in class and ask her out 9 times out of 10 it'll just be a no. You talk to people, establish a little back and forth and if she seems interested then you ask her out. If she isn't even interested in talking to you then you already know she isn't interested in dating you. This isn't rocket science.

All incels have shit personalities and zero social skills which part of why you always blame women and your looks. You're far too egocentric and lack the humility to realize that the problem isn't appearance but personality. That's the recurring theme in all of you; you blame your looks or women but refuse to admit you just might be a stick in the mud. You're far more interested in finding others to blame than in having any introspection.

Are all the women on Tinder queueing up for that small minority of Chads?

yes

Holy fuck you're stupid aren't you? Pop on over to /r/Tinder and read the messages people write. Being funny or being good natured is what's received well, not the "wanna fuccc?" messages and certainly not the "Women are all sluts who don't want to bang me" pity party.

Being funny or being good natured is what's received well, not the "wanna fuccc

yes, after she judges you on your looks first which is what leads to a match. You fucking retard

Social skills and a charming personality are not nearly enough to help even average men get laid, let alone unattractive ones. If attractive men with truly horrific personalities and subpar social skills get laid easily, then that's enough to tell you personality doesn't matter.

That should tell you something needs to change on your end. You're right. My genetics need to be changed. Got a solution for that?

Social skills and a charming personality are not nearly enough to help even average men get laid, let alone unattractive ones.

If this was true then humanity would entirely consist of perfect 10/10's because no one else would have been able to reproduce. So now I know you not only have poor social skills but you're pretty fucking stupid too. A winning combination if I ever saw one.

You're right. My genetics need to be changed. Got a solution for that?

No one gives a shit about your genetics. I've seen the pictures you retards post, you're all pretty normal looking.

Notice how you only ever talk about yourself and constantly make excuses for why you can't even try to improve yourself? That's a big reason why girls don't like you. You're entirely focused on yourself, and you have zero humility since you can't admit that anything aside from supposedly your appearance is wrong. You honestly believe your personality is perfect which is why you're blaming genetics/your looks/the angle of the sun and everything under it for your failure in social interactions.

No one likes a pity party. The "Woe is me" shtick gets old really quick. If you actually wanted to improve you'd post in /r/SocialSkills and ask how to interact with people better. But you won't. You'll just stick to /r/Incels because you don't actually want to get a girlfriend or to be a 'normie', you want validation and for people to feel sorry for you.

I went to a goth club once, and I met a fat, balding fucking idiot who was a bad liar (he told me he had been to the UK and when I asked him where, he said probably England because he saw a sign that said England on it). He had not one but TWO 3/10 fat goth chicks with him, and was obviously fucking one of them and at least fingering the other in his spare time and they were probably having threesomes.

So if that stupid, ugly piece of shit can fuck two chicks at once, then your genetics argument doesn't really work.

But even if it did work, and it was all genetics, and you got bad RNG and now you can't ever get laid, then why the FUCK are you still whining? You can't change it, so fucking get over it.

Or is your plan just to whine your whole life and then die?

He was probably above 6 foot tall.

Or is your plan just to whine your whole life and then die?

Yes.

Did you make sure to write that on your tinder profile? Hobbies: Whining.

Plastic surgery

Do you want me to redpill you on why you're an incel

It's because most semi-intelligent people can tell a fucking weirdo from ten seconds of conversation

I'm neurotypical, as is the rest of /r/incels. The only reason for inceldom is low physical attractiveness.

Trust me, a tall, handsome man can be a hostile woman-hating "weirdo" that thinks promiscuity and labia length are correlated and still get laid easily.

You're right about those men, so are you just going to spend your life crying about the fact that 1% of men can actually just get free shags on their looks alone and you can't, or are you going to actually spend some effort to become a decent human being?

You have to choose, there's literally nothing I can say to convince you because you people are so absorbed in self-pity, so sure of your own correctness. So do what you want. More for me with my 5/10 face and dad bod, but I suppose you'll write it off as because I'm barely 6 foot.

I'm a normal guy,

Go on...

as is most of /r/incels.

lol

To prove there are fucked up women out there?

probably a majority of college age females use tinder for hookups with different chads. It isn't like this is some small minority of fucked up women

Obvious all the girls that are into that shit are gonna respond. They should have a chad with the bio: I'm a sexual submissive, looking for a domme to peg me while I worship her feet. and see the responses.

i would appreciate this research for purely personal reasons

would probably be fairly successful actually

As someone in that scene roughly 1/10 of women who are into BDSM are into femdom. It's pretty rare, but not unrealistic.

How is domestice violence evem real? Hahahaha Nigga just leave the house

No shit. I'd fuck Scarlett Johansson if she'd be Hitler reincarnated.

All this does is prove that it's easy to find people to hookup with for anyone not socially retarded.

All this does is prove that it's all looks and personality doesn't matter for shit. Are you retarded?

No, it shows that women's standards are not all that different from mens. There's decent to great girls in every bar willing to fuck average guys as long as they aren't autistic bitches. Relationships are a different thing, but hookups are easy.

The point is if you switch genders around you'd get the same results. You're right it's easy for most girls. It's easy for most men too. You're just not most men, you're worse.

you'd get even better results, but it doesn't mean anything because all males are OK with fucking anything with a cunt and have no looks threshold, whereas females only want Chad.

bull fucking shit. hookups are harder to acquire because there is no expectation, whereas with relationships they get benefits, such as your wealth and whatnot. hookups are literally females being your worthless fuck toy and nothing else. they don't do that for average folk, they do that for Chad.

LMAO "Chad". I've tended bar for a half decade, I've seen hundreds of incredibly unimpressive men score decent women. All you need is to be able to talk to people without sounding like a shut-in.

I'm sorry you're a socially dysfunctional retard, society has failed you. In better times you'd have gotten smacked in the head until you learned to behave around people. That's on us.

i'm sure you have, friend. i'm also sure that you'll be a GREAT stepdad for your 47 year old wife. don't worry, she's not suggesting an open relationship because of how ugly you are! it's nothing personal. she just has more needs that need to met than other females, that's all. it doesn't make you a cuckold. lmfao!!! fuck off, retard.

I don't get how this is supposed to bother me unless it were true.

But you know, same problem: Properly insulting someone requires social skills.

tf are you even talking about bro? lmao get a life cuck

feeemales

There is no way you're any older than 20

You need Jesus.

iirc this dude looks 15 and is actually only 18ish

If getting laid were easy for men prostitution wouldn't exist.

The reality is it's not easy for a lot of people to get laid.

Prostitution exists for older dudes who want to cut the bullshit and justcum in something.

Sure you can't succeed 100% of the time, but at least often enough to not end up a whiny bitch on the internet. Once by the time you're in your early 20s or something. That's really hard not to do.

over 20% of south korean men lose their virginity to prostitutes.

Actually it proves that if you're an average to ugly looking guy then your personality is more important. Which is probably why you incels are all so mad, because you don't want to have to make an effort not to be shitty people.

are you retarded??? it shows that looks trump all, and any female can get pumped and dumped by Chad, so... moron. I don’t know how braindead you’d have to be to actually think that incels say the stuff they do on Reddit IRL, lmao

Dude calling me average looking would be generous and I've had plenty of sex and girlfriends ranging from 3s to 8s. Just learn to play the guitar and hang out with people in real life and it's not that hard.

Of course, that would require leaving the house and actually talking to people.

i used to talk to people and had friends retard it doesn’t do anything if you’re ugly and no one is capable of being attracted to you. I didn’t just wake up one day and said “oh, I’m gonna call myself an incel from now on”. I dunno what I expected from a fucking Hillary supporter arguing in favour of “polyamory” though lmaooooooo I legit can’t make this shit up

a fucking Hillary supporter SJW arguing in favour of “polyamory”

Okay that's pretty good. You had me going for a second there but even you know that everyone in this sub supports daddy and wants to MAGA. But even he can't change your negative mindset. I mean, he started off with a small loan, and now he's banging an 11 and president of the country. He was once just a small insecure guy like you, but he made himself great again. You can be like daddy. You just have to believe.

look at his profile and tell me with a straight face he's ugly lmaoo, this guy needs help

lmao mate i've looked at your profile and you have some serious body image issues if you think you're anywhere near ugly. seek professional psychiatric help

I’m a 20 yr old virgin so I’m not just saying “I’m ugly” for no reason. Psychiatry is a scam, more like plastic surgery

lol

I don’t say this stuff irl you retarded mongoloid

As I have said elsewhere in this thread, people can tell a weirdo from 10 seconds of conversation. People that actually post to /r/incel are invariably so.

ya the magical personality weirdo detector that’s why Ted Bundy, a literal murderer, was so successful in baiting females to their death again and again lol I think I’ll be fine kid people can tell an ugly person from 10 seconds of looking at them not anything else

lmao ur choice be less sinister or be forever alone u decide

Personality can turn an average person into an attractive prospect.

All you're proving is that there are as many thirsty women as there are men.

Personality can be a game changer. Just not yours, yours is shit. Enjoy dying alone and being eaten by your pet lizard.

the difference is, females are “thirsty” solely for Chad, not lower value males. I’m sure that personality matters a crapload what with Ted Bundy getting God knows how many love letters even though he’s a literal serial killer, lol

Convicts get letters from women you wouldn't want to fuck with a borrowed cock. If your standards are that low, you could be getting laid right this fucking second. It's not hard, if you're willing accept "lower value females".

Which brings us back to the beginning: Women don't need to have lax standards for hookups because men as a group don't care if they get with a "lower value female" when they're looking for a hookup, so women as a group can afford to care about which men they hook up with.That's an imbalance only men can fix. But most of us are busy having normal human relationships that we don't really have time to obsess over who someone else is fucking.

tl;dr: You can only fix yourself, not other men, or women. But you don't want to, because validation of your failure is your goal in life. Enjoy loneliness and the occasional attention you get on reddit. I hope karma sucks a mean dick.

I have no standards to speak of, that’s the point behind being an incel. If you have standards to the point of rejecting casual sex from ANYONE, you’re voluntarily celibate, not involuntarily. You’re just blinded by your privilege but some people will die virgins due to their unattractiveness, full stop.

You're definitely setting yourself up to die a virgin, alright, but your unattractiveness doesn't reside where you think it does.

I feel bad for you, because you're cute. You don't need to have a square chin for women to find you attractive. 20 year old me would totally date a guy who looks like you, and there is nothing wrong with me.

Where can I see his other ones? I'm really enjoying this.

This is lowkey hilarious, arguably the best content to come from that subreddit.

I like this, they are making the fake male worse with each test. It's going to be amazing when they realise that the only way they can get women to actually be repulsed, is to put their own picture and personality up.

Super Suicide Saturday is right around the corner!

Now why would someone want to be with a hot dominant, confident, knows what he wants and how to treat a guy, person like Chad, over the whiny cry babies on Incel that create shit like this to prove some sort of conspiracy against them getting laid. Just doesn't make sense does it, none at all....

See, these are good. /r/incels should just convert their entire sub to doing this.

This is fake af