J.J.'s Star Trek movies are better than your shitty TV shows

0  2017-07-30 by CaliggyJack

Seriously, Star Wars was good because it fucking knew when to balance political intrigue and action. Star Trek is nothing but annoying dialogue, and more dialogue, and more dialogue. The action on those shows is sub par at best. At least JJ had the cast do cool shit, lots of action with dialogue. So it wouldn't be buttfucking boring.

JJ actually made Star Trek look good. The Klingon's looked like actual warriors, not a bunch of bigface, chewbacca ripoffs. Yeah, get mad Trek purists and while you're at it, you can suck my fat cock because JJ made people give more of a shit about Star Trek than your stupid TV shows did.

Star Wars and Stargate were very intelligent movies, but ya know what else they were? Fun. Star Trek is rarely fun in the TV series. I'd take JJ's movies over your series any day, cause I'm not fucking boring.

Also, Spock's death scene in Wrath of Khan was terrible. Little emotion, little care, made some stupid reference to a book nobody fucking reads. Star Trek V was cool because they went to go discover the truth of creation, or the end of the world and shit. Oh but Wrath of Khan is sooooooo good because some fuck put on some hair-metal wig and recited shakespeare. OK

Into Darkness is such a better telling of that story anyways. Also, Next Generation had fucking Whoopi Goldberg in it and any show that has her on it is not worth watching.

KYS Trekkies everything you love is shit.

12 comments

1  Ardvarkeating101 2017-07-30

Star Wars and Stargate were very intelligent movies

Have you tried spinning? That's a good trick.

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1  Hans_Klopeks_Beard 2017-07-30

5/7 but your tell was Star Wars being smart.

1  RelationDramaMama 2017-07-30

I have cross posted this to /r/StarTrek. They need to know the truth.

1  curse2themax 2017-07-30

Someone's eager for a bullycide

1  mehforeverybody 2017-07-30

Fuck both of them. Aliens and Stargate ftw.

1  Ardvarkeating101 2017-07-30

Fun

1  nmx179 2017-07-30

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1  WhatAboutBergzoid 2017-07-30

Ooh, so edgy. You've definitely convinced us all. Way to go!

1  snallygaster 2017-07-30

wtf is wrong with you? JJ's films were boring and lame. It was just generic sci fi shit with Star Trek clothing so that people would actually see it. People watch Star Trek because of the exploration/fantasy aspect and interesting scenarios, not for the action. There are a billion other sci fi stories that you can watch/read for action. u don't get it

1  CaliggyJack 2017-07-30

Star Trek clothing so that people would actually see it

And it worked, cause more people were interested.

1  snallygaster 2017-07-30

doesn't make it a better piece of media tho, unless you judge artistic merit by popularity.

1  bareballzthebitch 2017-07-30

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1  Kekistanian9000 2017-07-30

Everything after TOS is bollocks.