You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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Is that a dude in a dress u/Davwader

Holy shit, that comment section is a fucking minefield right now.

That's awesome. Someone's having an episode.

(((She))) looks like Johan Cruyff

http://i.imgur.com/JHyMhJw.png

If you scroll like 40 posts from top it's. 50% insane roasting and 50% complaining about comments.

I don't think she looks particularly like a man, but her ear plugs and lip ring are awful.

SHES A TRANNY REEEEEEEE

That threads pretty harsh on her, did it get linked from somewhere else? Usually it's not that mean.

Naw she's just ugly af bud. If you're settling for women like this you might be an incel

If you're settling for women like this you might be an incel

That would make them not an incel, because they'd be non-celibate according to the hypothetical situation you described.

Nah dude she's cute. Chill the fuck out.

Mfw all the people saying she's cute have female usernames

I'm bi so I think I can judge her looks just as well as you can.

You think all the others are bi too because I'm thinking sticking up for the team is a bit more likely.

I'm personally not being bias idk about the others but she's totally my type.

Am I a cuck or whatever insult for thinking she's not terrible looking?

yes, finding women attractive makes you an incel

I can finally fit in here!

She's a typical Irish woman. So like a 2/10.

This girl is cute af without make up

Lol, this patronizing lie somehow seems more offensive than the mean comments, /u/KittyCatherine11.

It's easy to live our lives firmly in our own, comfy shoes; stepping out into others' shoes is where we learn empathy and new perspectives, and realize that our experience isn't everyone's experience.

Does this have anything to do with the question at hand?

What's your question? You didn't actually posit one.

You did imply that my experience and perspective isn't correct because it doesn't map onto your analysis of her.

You also stated that you weren't talking shit but that she's ugly in all the infinite universes...?

My point is that you have space to explore a world of perspectives beyond your own, because we don't all think and see as you do. We are not indentured to your perspective. I stand by what I said: she's cute af. But what I really said was that our opinions on her are our own, but to collectively insult her is cruel. She's human and she has experiences. And so do the many girls and guys seeing this collective hatred, feeling like shit because they think she's pretty and feel like they're not.

We have the capacity for much more as a human race. It starts with how we treat one another. You have every right to be an asshole, but you also have every opportunity to consider someone else's life and chose not to be one.

I'm just standing up for what I believe in - if we want to stop injustices, we have to speak up. I knew the consequences. I've been called a cunt shit teacher liberal on my high horse. I've also received messages from people with long heartfelt thanks for saying what they couldn't. Which do you think I give a fuck about?

Not 'cute af' is hardly equivalent to ugly, and I wouldn't consider denying as much to be talking shit. Honestly, this chick is not 'cute af' no matter how many paragraphs of mental gymnastics about the subjective nature of the universe you wanna try very hard on here.

Ok thanks glhf 👍

PS I stalked your profile and determined that you too are probably an uggo. I am gonna take this as confirmation of your bias in the attractiveness judging game.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

And you can't even escape characters properly either, buttface

Idk I'm on mobile and this conversation has practically zero importance in my life. I just like seeing what insults you can throw at me and how much it doesn't change that I'm pretty hot and you'd probably fuck me if you could.

Stalk my account as much as you like. Call me what you want. I'm satisfied with my appearance and find your dedication to bringing me down amusing. Honestly, can you call me an uggo every morning? The feeling of "lol but I'm not actually an uggo" is super empowering.

Imma go wake my boyfriend up so he'll kiss my Buttface byeeeeeeeeee

I dunno, I might fuck you but I'm kind of a slut so I'm not sure it would suggest much about you being hot

Well thankfully I wouldn't fuck you so problem solved. We can still be friends. 💕

I'm not sure I can be friends with a girl without trying to fuck them on some level

I mean, I have a problem or something, I'm not sure how to fix it

Ok well I'm gonna try to be your friend and see if I can help your poor soul.

So like have you watched Hot Ones on YouTube? It's this really good channel where different celebrities get interviewed while eating chickens wings that get progressively hotter. It's a show about hot questions and even hotter wings.

I really recommend it. The Russell Brand one is my favorite but there's plenty of good ones. Danny Brown, Guy Fueri, and there's one where the guy sharts a bit.

Hm, well I'm not really interested in celebrities so I think I'm gonna pass. Normally I'd pretend to be captivated by whatever the girl is talking about for a while, then somehow nudge things towards sex.

To be honest I spend most of my time abroad so I can usually be totally lazy and it still works out because I'm a dreamy foreigner and it's a second language, which helps to gloss over any missteps. Sometimes I feel this is kind of predatory but hey sex is fun so whatever.

The thing is I don't feel the need to be friends with women anyway, so I'm probably gonna keep going with this routine for a while.

Good talk though. Is your boyfriend going out of town any time soon?

You're missing out. I don't give a fuck about celebrities. It's just semi-famous people having interesting talks.

You do you. I hope it's fulfilling and fun. Don't get an std though.

Why? You wanna meet up with him on your foreign adventures and fuck?

Nah, I was planning to fly in and watch YouTube videos with you in our pajamas.

Have to pass. Boyfriend and I prefer to be uggos in no pajamas together.

Aw, I thought were friends.

Friends usually take friend's suggestions about good shit. There's no trust here, man

yes you autist. It means some people do find her attractive, it may not be a patronizing lie

Yeah but it is though

Op wants to shove his girl on Reddit to see a bunch of followers say how nice his hipster dufus girlfriend looks . She doesn't . I'm not attractive either . But much more attractive than the person being posted in this picture, and I would still never have the nerve to put myself online like this .

Apparently nobody should ever post pics of themselves or other people online unless they're 10/10 fitness models because someone will criticize you.

Imagine being this fragile.