This thread is prime SRD

83  2017-07-31 by John_Ketch

82 comments

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/u/MegasusPegasus

A lot of straight women watch lesbian porn because male centered porn has these overtones.

Do you have proof of that, or is it just your "anecdotal" evidence from your roastie communists?

Do you know that you can select what genre of porn you want? Or are you seriously that retarded?

Pornhub tracking male and female usage and the presumption that of a large number of random women, the majority will be straight. Sorry that I don't have a 5'000 person case study but I think you'll live.

Wahhhh, oh you called me a retard, however will I live with myself and my completely average not even that socially progressive comment. Ohhhh deaaaarr, now I'm so ashamed/s

My wife watched lesbian porn because she also is into women. It's how I knew she was bi before she admitted it to herself. I'm guessing that's the more likely reason for women to watch it.

Cuck lmao

dabs

wife

not ex-wife

jesus how do you feel being a cuck? 10 to 1 she's actually a lesbian and is lying about being bi

10 to 1 you've never had two women sucking hit dick at the same time.

How much money did you lose just now?

dick needs to be big enough for it to matter i say this as the gay bottom that usually sucks the cock .

How big is that? Average female is 5'4" and as /u/homemadecouple noted, I've not made a statistical study of the asshole diameter of women, but I'm going to go on a limb and say males can take wider as a rule based on size alone.

Porn is misogynist

I watch female centric porn because they tend to emphasize the penis less.

The penises make it better.

Gay

Certainly isn't what my straight female friends tell me

Cock whores the lot of 'em.

Yeah all the data of porn demographic trends pornhub provides suggests this is total bullshit

u/selectrix

Why did anyone even let him get as far as he did? This is how that conversation should have gone:

"Most women are into-"

"Source?"

"Don't have one."

"K then how about stfu?"

Why do you post on a drama subreddit if you're going to point out the best way to avoid drama?

She uses it as SRS lite

Anyone who requires a "source" for shit-talking needs to be force-fed an attack helicopter.

Brb, force feeding all of Reddit an attack helicopter

I like my MI-24 sauteed.

You got a source for all of reddit requiring sources for shit-talking?

No surprise that SRDines are the sort of people to endlessly rehearse imaginary arguments in their head wherein they finally own their ideological enemies. I just didn't think they'd be so shameless as to post those masturbatory fantasies on the internet.

Which really gets at the crux of the SRDine question. A depraved man who knows he's depraved can at least be rehabilitated. But a depraved man who takes open pleasure in his depravity cannot be cured. He must be put down. This is no longer a debate. The SRDine must be canned.

The day of the can?

kristalnacht? bah Canningnacht is nigh.

Fair enough.

Delete your account slut

post bussy first

/u/TheReasonTrumpWon I'm gonna need you to explain your recent post history.

That first guy is fucking up.

Yeah, I was fixing the ping

First guy's a cheap ripoff

Have you considered that we are talking about the conglomerate of the thread and it's implications and not that one specific comment?

"have you considered that we're trying to apply a narrative, not actually discuss what people said?"

also that starterpack is dead on lmao

"have you considered that we're trying to apply a narrative, not actually discuss what people said?"

/r/SRD_irl

I nominate this as a new snap quote

That comment is quintessential SRD. It used to be about making fun of petty internet catfights, now it's devolved into discussing the sociopolitical "implications" of the "conglomerate" of the full thread.

When did they get so intelligent?

Still waiting

I meant "intelligent".

Years ago.

>implying seriousposters here don't do the same shit

At least they're mocked here.

Not as much as they should be.

Yup. Pretty much the only reason I read the comments in SRD is to get angry/amused about how they can twist everything into their woke narrative. I bet 99% of the usual suspects have me tagged as "MRA JAQing off" or something similar.

"Someone on the internet has an opinion that differs from may own, and knowing that is making me uncomfortable with my worldview; why would they possibly believe this?!"

According to that starter pack I might be a sad girl at a liberal arts school

give me your number

Our safe word is Satchmo.

Starter pack is missing a Sylvia Plath book tbh

Reddit pussies not admitting girls like dominance? well I never

i've bedded more thots with puns, GOT references, and low quality gifs from the office than i have with any if this (((masculinity))) bullshit these reality dwellers talk about

Don't forget references to The Office (US)

Don't forget references to The Office (US)

Insert lame rebuttal that "sure, it may work on some women, but not us hyper intelligent leftist women."

Which is a hilariously misogynistic argument.

"Evolutionary psychology is a conservative hoax"

Ah the neck choker, it implys many things to many people. Around these parts it means giving good head, to other it means butt stuff, to some it means choke sex. In all cases it was solely designed for this propose in mind, not for looks.

Also these mofo's try and bring any form of contact as rape. So fuck them I guess.

don't flair my post mods

You appear to be missing the point. it's about the fact that even though the stats in the thread say that most women say they have no interest, the men in the thread just say that those women don't know what they want

/u/Garethp

When you say 'men', do you mean most men? Because stats show most men know most women don't enjoy being choked.

The point is it's gross to assume you know better than half the planet what they like. It's not 'reaching' to say that when men literally say most women like choking, are shown statistical proof that this is untrue, and double down to say well they just haven't tried it!!!

/u/MegasusPegasus

When you say "men", do you mean most men?

It's pretty gross to assume you know better than half the planet than what they know themselves. It's reach to literally say that when there is shown statistical proof that this is untrue and to double down to say, "well, men just don't know that they think most women enjoy choking!!!"

lol look at how many of the top comments are from accounts that are a month old or less: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/6q5zx4/argument_in_rstarterpacks_over_whether_or_not/

nothing fishy here, nosiree lol

/u/Tightypantsfreezle is most definitely an alt of someone. She is also really fucked up and should probably get a therapist and stop sharing her trauma for internet points:

The best part is fuckass idiots will start gagging you with their dick and then get upset if you puke on their dick before you manage to make them stop. WHAT DID YOU THINK A GAG REFLEX WAS, FUCKO? And somehow even though you are the one who was literally just sexually assaulted, they think they're the injured party because they just wanted to unconsensually throat fuck you, not experience an uncontrollable reflexive result of that!!!!

.

Creepers gonna creep. The first time I was catcalled I was 12 or 13, on a field trip, and men sitting in a bar patio started yelling "take off the training bra" at me. I had a reputation for escalating aggression with boys who harassed me, so a teacher literally grabbed the back of the neck of my shirt and pulled me along so I wouldn't get myself into any harm. The intent of all this bullshit is to terrorize and abuse women, there's only a thin surface veneer.

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i want to be all "nah I'm fine", but the truth is I'm fine now after spending over a year spiraling after a "serious" (to me) violent rape that gave me PTSD because the bullshit culture that enables this shit around sex made me unable to deal with the event, I eventually attempted suicide and got real psychiatric help (vs psychiatrists giving me drugs that literally worsened my panic attacks). I'm in a good mental place now but I'm 25 and still working on an undergrad degree vs previously being on a full ride merit scholarship to a top 50 university and setting myself up academically to go to an Ivy League law school before my mental health got broken. And I'm not the only of my friends who's been violently raped, I'm just one of the ones who's ever mental faculties were completely unable to cope with the trauma (both of the event and the compounding traumas rape culture causes). They were able to scale back their lives/deal in less obvious ways, since they could cope better. This shit around sex really fucks up peoples' lives. This is why that Colombia student started carrying a mattress around campus. It takes women who could have run the world and makes our lives smaller. One of my favorite shows Netflix has put out is called "The Keepers", it's largely about sexual abuse in a catholic high school and how it impacted the girls who underwent it and their search for justice. It gives a really good insight into how rape is enabled and normalized by power structures and how it doesn't necessarily "ruin" women's lives, but the mental health consequences make us have to think, well, smaller, because it's hard to manage major PTSD and things like a really high-power career. Seriously, the freaking GDP cost of rape in America must be massive, because being raped lowers women's achievement so much while they're dealing with it.

jeezus how can one person be this fucked up?

dude SRS are all tranny sadbrains and have always been lol

99.99% chance he's just some middle aged unfuckable fat dude who lives in a basement

ding ding ding

that's creepy and gross

puts "serious" in quotes when describing violent rape

smart enough to totally woulda gone to Harvard Law but 25 and still in undergrad

normalized rape

The first time I was catcalled I was 12 or 13, on a field trip, and men sitting in a bar patio started yelling "take off the training bra" at me.

$100%

Can't choking/breathplay be pretty dangerous?

If you refer to anything you do to make you ejaculate as "play", I automatically assume you're a fucked up ex-tweaker who was molested by their uncle when they were young

I have never been and will never be wrong

Soooooo fucking true. Just call whatever your thing is "play" and I instantly assume you're only into bdsm because you're too stupid and broken to figure your life out and its easier to just take orders.

This but a stronger opinion

I have never been and will never be wrong

I'm too lazy to challenge this, but you're spot on here. The "BDSM community" manages to ruin everything about good ol' rough sex with their silly words, boring drama, disgusting appearance, and obnoxiously complicated bondage paraphernalia. If I had to spend $3k to install some sort of complex pulley system because it was the only way I could get off, I'd rather suck off the business end of a shotgun.

Right on. People who set out to complicate fucking with all their thinga-ma-jiggery annoy me no end.

"Good ol' rough sex" is so vanilla it's hardly even in the BDSM sphere anyway.

But fuck "the community" anyway.

"Good ol' rough sex" is so vanilla it's hardly even in the BDSM sphere anyway. The reason why people have to invent words and shit is because the old terms don't really apply.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What is this, fetlife? Go awkwardly flirt with someone else.

But fuck "the community" anyway.

Ew, no.

pretending he won't post bussy if I just sweet talk him a little

c'mon

If your sweet talk sounds like hellraiser fanfic, you're gonna be waiting a long time.

Nah, needles are gross.

c'mon

Men into bdsm are just abusers looking for damaged women to beat on who won't call the police. Women into bdsm are broken molestation victims who pick the kind of winners that don't have to be talked into punching them in the face.

Nice bait.

/u/LadyEve is very upset about this thread and refused to unban me from SRD lol. Can the Sardines

Most women, ie over 50%? Nah. A lot of women? For sure

If the line for "choke play" starts at placing a hand on the neck and no pressure, it's over 50%

yup

Is it bad that I like girls in army boots?

there's nothing funnier than angry virgins like /u/Billlington trying to act like authorities on sex

That's no drama, only boring civil discussion.

CAN

THE

SARDINES

Yeah. I remember that bullshit.

Need to sacrifice a virgin in a pinch? Well, you can find most of them in r/starterpacks.