Mediocre romance author throws shit-fits across internet

99  2017-07-31 by snallygaster

"Chancery Stone" is a woman who wrote some books about straight men having gay sex or some shit. Naturally, given the subject matter, the book attracted a small number of fujoshi fans despite being published through a vanity press. However, the author was unable to tolerate even light criticism from fans, causing hilarity to ensue. Some links (sadly not from her blog, as she excluded it from wayback machine like an asshole):

40 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2017-07-31

Cool story, bro

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  1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, snew.github.io, archive.is

  2. the LJ fangroup - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  3. The author's first appearance on Fa... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  4. Chancery gets pissed - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  5. with a lawsuit - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  6. on Amazon's romance forum - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  7. learns about the author's meltdown - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

  8. quick dismissal - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

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1  TheJum 2017-07-31

Got em.

1  dicklover5000 2017-07-31

stickying your own posts again, snally? this is the most pathetic one yet, too.

1  snallygaster 2017-07-31

I didn't!!!

1  DannyLee90 2017-07-31

/u/AnnArchist spill the modlogs to settle the debate once and for all.

1  AnnArchist 2017-07-31

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1  YHofSuburbia 2017-07-31

end your pathetic existence

1  afclu13 2017-07-31

This meme is dank.

1  darth_tiffany 2017-07-31

Please everyone do yourselves a solid and read her Goodreads bio. She says she ran a "child sex club" as a kid and that's literally the least batshit part of it.

1  snallygaster 2017-07-31

The Dirty Club had a simple remit: sex, sex and more sex. Limited as it was by her age and ignorance, this chiefly involved urolagnia, exhibitionism, voyeurism, humiliation, bondage, homosexuality, frottage, fingering, nudism, paedophilia, ritualistic power games, domination, bullying, more humiliation and more urolagnia. In fact, altogether too much urolagnia.

She was outed several times – by children to other children, and by adults who really didn’t like that sort of thing. Driven underground at the age of twelve she became a sad academic recluse and took up reading savage and horrific literature and absolutely anything with sex in it.

http://imgur.com/blTz8IF

1  sombresobriquet 2017-07-31

I don't know what urolagnia means and I intend to keep it that way.

1  uniqueguy263 2017-07-31

I shoulda taken your advice.

1  alphetasauce 2017-07-31

Its just a golden shower? You've never pissed on a Russian hooker? Even our prez has done it.

1  cannotfoolowls 2017-07-31

It is times like these I wish I never learned ancient Greek/Latin

1  JumbledFun 2017-07-31

pee pee enjoyment

1  lifesbrink 2017-07-31

thatsmyfetish.jpg

1  Nicholai_Dimitri 2017-07-31

http://m.imgur.com/zQbnLSN

1  ManhattanTransFur 2017-07-31

https://youtu.be/oMLCrzy9TEs?t=101

1  Misplaced-Rabbit 2017-07-31

Oh my god, the review she wrote for "Butterbabe" is a freakin' essay. It's honestly astounding how quickly people like this build up their infamy.

1  megantastic 2017-07-31

She has a particular fondness for heroes (of either sex) who don’t let anyone fuck with them. This does not involve kick-boxing, vampirism, government agencies or a sociopathic knowledge of firearms. 

Sure, sounds reasonable.

1  ahbslldud 2017-07-31

a sociopathic knowledge of firearms.

I... what? What makes firearm knowledge "sociopathic?" Is it when you don't consider the feelings of your gun before describing how it works?

1  carthoris26 2017-07-31

I think it would be once you start giving your guns names (treating them like people) but then go further and stop treating them like people?

1  Curlgradphi 2017-07-31

That's disgusting.

1  ManhattanTransFur 2017-07-31

I call mine "Widow's Wail".

1  Miguk_Saram 2017-07-31

This is just sad. Basically she's saying, "Yes, I am this way because I got molested as a child." Hopefully at some point in her life she can find a better way to deal with it than writing about guys raping each other or whatever and then getting pissed off at her fans.

1  ahbslldud 2017-07-31

Is she schizophrenic and hallucinated this shit? Does she have a personality disorder and she's making up retarded lies for attention? Was she raped a whole lot as a child and this is her weird attempt to romanticize that?

The people deserve answers.

1  ALoudMouthBaby 2017-07-31

fujoshi

What?

1  snallygaster 2017-07-31

basically just girls who like yaoi

1  darth_tiffany 2017-07-31

It means "fat teenage girls who are so insecure they can't even handle a fictional girl getting more sex than them." Japanese is such a beautiful language.

1  snallygaster 2017-07-31

wow, this is a perfect definition.

1  twinksteverogers 2017-07-31

That can be it too, but I think because most yaoi are nicely drawn and actually has a solid point instead of the usual highschool girl falls for highschool boy, proceeds to spend 50 + chapters lusting over him and nothing ever happens. This genre is called shojo manga.

Hentai is way catered to male readers and over the top (and usually ugly af), so horny girls basically read yaoi for the sex and shonen ai for the romance version of shojo manga (little to no sex).

1  dicklover5000 2017-07-31

Snally is correct, but it's a little more nuanced than that. Fujoshi (lit: rotten girl) are woman who love the idea of nearly any 2 men loving each other. In anime, they are often portrayed as girls who come up with homosexual scenarios between all the boys around them.

1  ALoudMouthBaby 2017-07-31

So basically the tldr of this is "weeaboo shit", am I right?

1  Ihurtinside 2017-07-31

Yes.

1  rondarousedme 2017-07-31

Thought this was going to be about JJ Rowling

1  XavGrav 2017-07-31

Ayyy

1  chaosakita 2017-07-31

I loved fandom wank before it turned to shit

1  snallygaster 2017-07-31

Why did it turn to shit?

1  chaosakita 2017-07-31

The proto SJWs

1  underthemilkyway 2017-07-31

Awesome stuff Snally.

1  TheLastKhan99 2017-07-31

I think she saw this video and took it at face value.

1  ManhattanTransFur 2017-07-31

I mean, she is right about one thing. The vagina is an internal organ, and trannies don't have them.

1  TJsAwesomeName 2017-07-31

I'm worried that clicking any of those links will put me on a watchlist so no thank you.