I mean, 80% of my diet is candy and I'm not overweight because I don't eat more than I should. Given this man's weight I'm going to guess this is his 5th box, but it's still possible it isn't.
Cupcake, unlike losers like you, I have a career which pays me substantial sums of money which I value and I enjoy my privacy. You're a delusional imbecile and, obviously, poor. Your "career" is slinging coffee, you hipster douchebag loser. You'll live hand-to-mouth the rest of your miserable, pathetic life.
So what you're telling me is that you don't want to post pics because you're actually incredibly unfit and are scared that we'd make fun of you for it?
When I think of successful people who are happy with their lives, my first thought is the guy who spends all day on reddit antagonizing people with minimum effort insults.
Seriously tho, post a poorly doctored photo of your fat ass so we can all have a good laugh.
To anyone who won't see after the timer stops counting minutes: Moudougou's comment was made one minute before /u/PussyPass shat out the exact same baby insult unironically. Be ashamed.
You gotta wonder if they've developed a fat fetish after talking about it non-stop. Kind of like how evangelical preachers get caught smoking meth with male prostitutes.
I always love seeing people like /u/pussypass obsess over other people not realizing that while he judges everyone else, we judge him for his mental disorder.
Imagine caring so much about other people's lives that's all you can do is just be mad at people for eating. Like who gives a fuck?
61 comments
14 moudougou 2017-08-02
Is FPH an anti-american organization?
16 Works_of_memercy 2017-08-02
They don't hate americans, they hate their burger-gobbling culture.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-02
THIS but unironically
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-08-02
wypipo do have culture, but in a more microbiological sense of the word. Like, you know, yogurt can be cultured.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-02
Mmmm
yogurtbuttered toast!!1 pepperouchau 2017-08-02
Wtf I love fph now
1 Chicup 2017-08-02
Oh...shit. Someone call Alex Jones
10 GhostFaceShiller 2017-08-02
WHITE PRIDELARGE FRIES WORLD WIDE.4 Cauchemar89 2017-08-02
Fattycide when?
1 Chicup 2017-08-02
Technically, every day.
1 DannyLee90 2017-08-02
I think they do that themselves.
4 odintal 2017-08-02
Didn't he have gastric bypass? Glad to see he's sticking with the program.
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-08-02
I mean, 80% of my diet is candy and I'm not overweight because I don't eat more than I should. Given this man's weight I'm going to guess this is his 5th box, but it's still possible it isn't.
2 SnapshillBot 2017-08-02
You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.
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1 dis_is_my_account 2017-08-02
/u/PussyPass get some better insults instead of being a sperg and using half-wit and fatty over and over again you anorexic twig.
1 PussyPass 2017-08-02
Found the fatty!
1 JamesRobotoMD 2017-08-02
Why am I not shocked that a super successful important guy like you can be summoned to a Reddit thread in 30 mins?
PS I am extremely fat, pls no bully.
1 [deleted] 2017-08-02
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1 dis_is_my_account 2017-08-02
This is me. Still think I'm a fatty?
1 Cauchemar89 2017-08-02
(NSFL)
1 moudougou 2017-08-02
nice bike
1 ay_what_up 2017-08-02
LMFAO where is this gallowboob pic from
1 [deleted] 2017-08-02
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1 PussyPass 2017-08-02
No, just a hipster, douchebag pussy who's slinging coffee. You delusional fucking loser.
1 dis_is_my_account 2017-08-02
Are you just jealous you can't have this body?
1 PussyPass 2017-08-02
Actually, I'm much fitter than you are and played D1 sports. Honey.
1 dis_is_my_account 2017-08-02
pics or gtfo
1 PussyPass 2017-08-02
Cupcake, unlike losers like you, I have a career which pays me substantial sums of money which I value and I enjoy my privacy. You're a delusional imbecile and, obviously, poor. Your "career" is slinging coffee, you hipster douchebag loser. You'll live hand-to-mouth the rest of your miserable, pathetic life.
1 dis_is_my_account 2017-08-02
So what you're telling me is that you don't want to post pics because you're actually incredibly unfit and are scared that we'd make fun of you for it?
1 PussyPass 2017-08-02
Whatever helps you sleep at night you poor, pathetic, uneducated loser. :)
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2017-08-02
lol found the fatty
1 OldOrder 2017-08-02
Sounds like something a fatty would say tbh fam
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-08-02
guys should we tell him?
1 SpotNL 2017-08-02
Dude, getting money from the state so you can post on reddit all day isn't a career. No matter what your mom tells you.
1 PussyPass 2017-08-02
Ironic comment from a fat, adolescent gamer tool.
1 SpotNL 2017-08-02
Sorry, I'm a tall, fit western European. Get on my level.
1 PussyPass 2017-08-02
sure. right. Ok.
1 realShitAtUsernames 2017-08-02
Please keep going you sad fucking autist I can't stop laughing
1 ZeitgeistNow 2017-08-02
When I think of successful people who are happy with their lives, my first thought is the guy who spends all day on reddit antagonizing people with minimum effort insults.
Seriously tho, post a poorly doctored photo of your fat ass so we can all have a good laugh.
1 Hellkyte 2017-08-02
You really enjoy Larping huh
1 [deleted] 2017-08-02
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1 pepperouchau 2017-08-02
Hey you said the thing
1 moudougou 2017-08-02
FOUND THE FATTY LOLOLOLOL XD
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-08-02
To anyone who won't see after the timer stops counting minutes: Moudougou's comment was made one minute before /u/PussyPass shat out the exact same baby insult unironically. Be ashamed.
1 zahlman 2017-08-02
You can hover over them and see timestamps. The unironic one actually came first, by 1 minute and 12 seconds.
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-08-02
Found the fucking reddit nerd xD
1 zahlman 2017-08-02
LOLOLOLOL
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-02
Trolllololo xdxdxd1!1!1
1 BannaHamHock 2017-08-02
Idk, I thought "you wear your ass like a well fitted hat" was a pretty funny twist tbh fam jam.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-08-02
Obesitum Vult!
1 StretchMarkFractals 2017-08-02
FPH still exists?
1 DannyLee90 2017-08-02
Yeah, as HMF. Just like /r/n***ers still exists as CoonTown.
1 bleak_new_world 2017-08-02
Coontown hasn't existed in quite some time unless its reopened.
1 DannyLee90 2017-08-02
You're right, I confused it with GreatApes.
1 Meowing_Cows 2017-08-02
As much as memes can exist in reality, sure.
1 GhostFaceShiller 2017-08-02
Not enough to fuck off to VOAT though.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-02
Ayyyyyy
1 diziztrowway 2017-08-02
You gotta wonder if they've developed a fat fetish after talking about it non-stop. Kind of like how evangelical preachers get caught smoking meth with male prostitutes.
1 SpotNL 2017-08-02
/u/pussypass, you should eat a snickers, mate. You're acting like a downright cunt when you're hungry.
1 Meowing_Cows 2017-08-02
/u/PussyPass Fat dudes slay more poon than you.
Just let that sink in.
1 PussyPass 2017-08-02
Found the fatty!
1 Meowing_Cows 2017-08-02
Shit man ya got me. I'm both a manlet and a fatty.
1 Swineflew1 2017-08-02
I always love seeing people like /u/pussypass obsess over other people not realizing that while he judges everyone else, we judge him for his mental disorder.
Imagine caring so much about other people's lives that's all you can do is just be mad at people for eating. Like who gives a fuck?
1 PolishPugLady 2017-08-02
I love how he comes in for every ping and REEEEEEEEEEEEEs at the person. Great sperg.