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Actually, his entire posting history is a treasure trove of neck beard things and lolcow hilarity.

Archived, for posterity. /u/YoubigdumbSOB, calling you because...you know...you're that rare wonderfully hilarious combination of neck beard and lolcow.

Lol someone actually went through and read 3 days of back and forth? I didn't expect anyone to go that deep.

Well, it started out with just looking through their posting history, then I saw how shaking mad /u/YoubigdumbSOB was getting so it peaked my curiosity. They are the textbook definition of a lolcow and neck beard.

Look at you rallying your fake account and your friend to come out of nowhere posting like crazy talking shit. As if /u/RelationDramaMama is some random person who suddenly popped up totally randomly AND it happened the moment you started posting today, HAHAHAHAHA

Just the fact that you use your fake account to come out of nowhere to go crazy posting repeatedly OVER and OVER to attack me says it all about your pathological need to be right.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

On a scale of Amy Schumer walking to 9.9 on the Richter scale, how shaking angry are you right now? And did it take you so long to respond because you were eating Cheetoh's and Mt. Dew or are you always slow?

I'm amused that /u/cattbooty (aka you? LOL), had to either follow through on his claims that he would get a friend to come up with responses, OR is doing it himself/yourself.

"NO, I JUST justify justify justify"

Uh huh.

I really got under your skin for you to pop up allegedly out of nowhere to go crazy posting all over the place attacking me and, gee, what a coincidence, claiming /u/cattbooty trolled ME, LOLLLLLL!!!!!

HAHAHAHA, you're so pathetic. It's hilarious!!! Hahahaha, thank you for being so cringey

Whoops, there you go, showing off your poor reading comprehension skills again. I asked one a scale of Amu Shumer walking to 9.9 on the Richter scale, how shaking angry are you right now?

You're not very smart, are you, /u/YoubigdumbSOB.

Since you have a pathological need to have the last word, I'll give it to you.

Says the guy trying to have the last word, after parachuting in out of nowhere (riiiiiight) to the defense and praise of a guy who failed miserably, LOLLLLLL

How humiliating was it to either ask a friend to attack me, or switch accounts and do it yourself? Either are equally cringey, LMAO!!!!

LOLLLLL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Just kidding, I'm claiming the last word!

LOLLLLLLLLL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

you're reaching autism levels that shouldn't be possible.

Maybe you should try drinking and weed you seem like you would benefit from some depressants.

I don't know who that guy is

I love how aggressively he is responding to you saying lol over and over again. I wish I had the uncanny ability to read between the lines of "lol" as expertly as /u/YoubigdumbSOB does

Look at you making false assertions with your shameful throwaway account, LOL

"U GOT TROLLED!!!!!!" as I tear you - oh, sorry, /u/cattbooty ;) - up relentlessly, LMAO

Just the fact that you use your fake account to come out of nowhere to go crazy posting OVER and OVER again to attack me says it all about your pathological need to be right.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Uh oh, the euphoric fedora-and-trench-coat-wearing neckbeard lolcow called my account shameful. Whatever will I do? Maybe I'll stop responding and just give him the last word.

So is this you being mature then?

damn dude

You remember like 2 days ago when I told you I don't have a throw away? That wasn't a joke lol.

Says the guy who also claimed he would have a friend come help him figure out ways to harass me.

So either some random unrelated person just strangely showed up today out of the blue, going crazy doing nothing but posting attacking me all over the place and cross posting it and praising you, and you responded to him sincerely having no idea who it was...

Or quite obviously, it's you and your buddy and you are pretending not to know who it is when you respond to him.

Pretty clear who the joke is here, LOL!!!!

It's the first one

LMFAO!!!!!

Uh huh. Some random person just for SOME strange reason decided to go crazy attacking me with tons of posts over and over, all over the place.

Riiiight. LMAO

It's because you're so stupid other people noticed. Idk what to tell you besides I don't know him. You aren't going to believe me anyway.

Riiiiight, I'm clearly very stupid, LOL

Lol

"Hurr durr!!!"

I don't think you need to quote yourself here

Booyaaaa!! Going back to junior high school for that one!! You should be proud, especially after today's theatrics, LOL!!!!

"Hur dur"

Brilliant. Keep digging. You'll win someday!!

Lol

Translation, "Nuh uh!!!"

Yeah, you said that already.

"Lol"

Lol

"Hurr durr!! I'll just keep going!"

You really don't get it

I'm sure you, with your enormous teenage intellict as an 18 year old sneaking marijuana in the bathroom at home so mommy and daddy don't smell it, and harassing people on the internet, posting asking how he can ignore his body's objections to smoking cigarettes and ignore his mind's objections to playing video games, are QUITE superior to me.

LOL!

Shh one day you'll see that being a cunt on the internet doesn't make you cool.

Then why do you do it? LOL

In fact you have repeatedly vowed to harass me until you get the last word, but I'm the one who doesn't get it. LMMFAO

Shhh you're so far up your own ass that it's impossible for you to be wrong. Even after dozens of people like the posts calling you wrong.

1. I can absolutely be wrong. I haven't been here.

2. I'm truly amused by your asinine belief that if dozens of people sayxsomeone is wrong, it means that person is wrong.

3. Nobody told me I was wrong. Check you out lying once again, LOL!!

I guess your girlfriend thinks you're REALLY cool for behaving this way. Ask her. Show her what you've been doing and show how many comments you've made.

Especially show her my exhortations that you should stop making dumb choices and start making positive ones. Let her see your response.

I suggest you then DON'T ask yourself where she is when you're not together or start checking up to make sure she's really at work when she says she has to work that day. ;-)

Better tell your waifu that I'm gonna fuck her, Mr Alpha.

Says the guy whose own girlfriend cheated on him, LOL...

With his own friend, HAHAHAHA😂🤣

I feel bad for you. I really do.

You use emojis like my mom

The same mom you hide from in the bathroom to smoke pot? HAHAHAHA😂

I mean it's not gonna be my other mom so duh

I really do feel bad for you. It's awful knowing how bad you must feel, and I'm not just saying that. I mean, think about it:

Here's a guy who was so depressed in high school that the one thing that kept him going was My Little Pony. You've got to be REALLY depressed if you're a teenage boy and THAT's what's keeping you from killing yourself.

Speaking of which, then he writes up a desperate cry for help and leaves it so his dad could find it. And we know he left it so his dad could find it, because he admits his dad hasn't hugged him since he was a little kid(!!!!!!)

No wonder this person we are examining is so screwed up. Not enough love from mommy and daddy; that will mess anyone up.

In fact, it's so bad for him that even to this day he wishes he could just get a simple compliment.

Which tells you plenty about how bad his relationship with his girlfriend is. Same girlfriend repeatedly cheated on him with his own friend, YIKES. And she doesn't give him any compliments. Coincidence? Ahhh no.

He has a crappy job, has probably already succeeded in getting himself addicted to one of the worst drugs you can possibly be addicted to you, and admits he has nothing better to do than sit there harassing people on the Internet.

That's you. So, yes, I feel really bad for you. It's painful for me to treat you this way! 😰😭😓

But you're being a flaming asshole to me, so I truly hope you die and that your dad is crushed for the rest of his miserable life for neglecting you so badly. Wheeeee!!!!! HAHA

I liked MLP in middle school though. Shit I haven't even watched passed the second season. What are they on like 8 now?

To answer your question, I don't know, but I'll watch an episode or two with you and bro down over it, if you'll start taking better care of yourself. Deal?

: Bro hoof :

M8

wot

OK, I watched a couple episodes. I held up my part of this deal. Tell me what you've done to better your life or your health.

I went to work

That's not a change. You agreed to make a change. Try again and get back to me

Wow...someone who needs to say that to make themselves feel better about themselves is someone who I just pity immensely. I guess your folks didn't love you enough...or maybe they did and realized you're just an asshole.

In any case, I pity your sorry neck beard lolcow ass.

Wow...someone who needs to say that to make themselves feel better about themselves is someone who I just pity immensely.

Says the guy who needs to say that to make himself feel better about himself, LOLLLLL

Then goes on to keep saying "nuh UH, you don't pity me because I'm the one pitying you!!! I swear!!!"

HAHAHAHA, God are you horrible at this, haha!!!

LOLLLLLLLL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You're adorable, junior. Keep responding. Please don't ever stop. You are the very definition of a lolcow.

I can absolutely be wrong. I haven't been here.

Sure you have. Over and over again. You have a pathological need to be right, so you can't see it. But everyone else does. That's why you're a lolcow. Probably the king of the lolcows.

I'm truly amused by your asinine belief that if dozens of people sayxsomeone is wrong, it means that person is wrong.

What does sayxsomeone mean? I mean you're a grammar and spelling nazi, shouldn't you be proofreading your posts, junior?

Nobody told me I was wrong. Check you out lying once again, LOL!!

I just did, making a liar out of you, necky.

How's those big dicks looking? Your wife still like cuckholding you, small dick?

Says the guy who deleted his own account so he couldn't be ridiculed, HAHAHA!

Your stupidity amazes me. Attack someone and it backfires so badly that you have to delete your own account, HAHAHAHA!!!!!

I love it.

You're getting you're ass kicked all over this thread....so you can laugh all you want, but it's still not as funny as watching you blow up, sunshine.

You're getting you're ass kicked all over this thread

Says the guy so stupid he had to delete his own account when his feeble attempt at talking shit blew up in his face, LMFAO

The thing is, you suck so bad at this that you don't even have any substantive with which to talk shit on me. So you first say juvenile things like "neckbeard, Mountain Dew, katana, fedora," then when that fails, you try digging in my comment history.

Obsessive much? LOL

But when THAT fails, you're so impotent that all you can do is say "nuh uh!!" "Just because u say it doesn't make it so!!!!" Which is the stupidest thing ever considering the fact that just because you make dumbass claims about me, doesn't make THEM so.

HAHAHAHA, you really suck at this. You sure love this big dick, though. Talk about obsessed!

Wow, I pity you. For breakfast are you having Cheetos and Mountain Dew as you usually do? I'd suggest you have something healthier because, being neck beard AND a lolcow, you're teetering on the verge of morbid obesity, if you haven't gone over that edge yet.

I sure struck a nerve when I said I pity you. Ever since, you've been foaming at the mouth (or maybe it's your Mountain Dew) while spluttering "nuh uh!! I pity YOU!!!" over and over.

We get it, you're a fat incel who attempts to feel better about himself by futilely shitposting, but hides behind fake accounts because he's so stupid that he had to torch his own account due to exposing himself. HAHA!!!

The thing is, you didn't have to delete it. Because i don't care. Unlike you, I'm not obsessed. You're insignificant. So I laugh at your infatuation with me combined with your craven desire for my attention. It IS funny!

LOL

Holy wall of text. Obsessed much?

And yeah, I saw you post from your other account before deleting it just now, LMAO

You suck so badly at this.

Holy wall of text. Obsessed much?

You're not someone who pays attention to what they do, are you?

You suck so badly at this.

And yet you keep responding, which means you suck at it even more, junior.

You sure repeat yourself over and over and over and over. Junior, reading comprehension, neckbeard, lolcow, pity, blah blah

Makes sense considering you suck so badly that you have no other way to try getting at me.

Thank you for being a never ending source of hilarity and buffoonery. I always thought fat losers were funny but the fact that you try SO hard to be a keyboard warrior, makes your cringiness even sweeter, HAHAHAHA

" HAIIIIYAAA!!! FEAR MY KATANA OR I'LL MAKE ANOTHER FAKE ACCOUNT!!" Hahahahaha

I already saw your dweeb post history, LOL. Nuff said

LOL, don't ever stop being you, you glorious neck beard lolcow bastard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOLLLLLLLLL

Do you get all your energy from the copious amounts of cheetohs and Mountain Dew you drink?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Look at you grasping at straws. Not only are you a cringey embarrassment to yourself, you also suck at trolling. Hahaha!!

L A S T W O R D

Wanna meet up and pack my fudge? No homo.

You baked fudge? How sweet of you! Homo?

Alright, junior, I think it's time for you to take a break from reddit. It's obvious you're lacking the emotional stability and intellectual intelligence needed to participate in forums with adults. Finish high school first, kid.

"Hurr durr!! Imma say ur juvenile!!! As i obsessively harass u while saying u harass ppl!!"

But that's you being mature. LOL

LOLLLLLLLL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Were you too busy stuffing your face with Cheeto's and Mountain Dew to come up with something new?

Stay tuned, I may have another of your long diatribes featured in this sub soon.

I'll happily answer that. Because I like to have sex (you've heard of it) with women, often women in relationships. Cheaters, hotwives, and cuckoldresses. Trust me, sex with a woman feels great. I pity you that your idea of a good time is obsessing over me, LOL

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I'll happily answer that.

Ah, so the neck beard lolcow does have some rudimentary reading comprehension skills.

Because I like to have sex (you've heard of it) with women

Just because you say it doesn't make it true. Women don't like small-dicked neck beards, generally speaking, so that automatically puts you out of the running.

Trust me, sex with a woman feels great

You're right, it does. I hope it happens for you one day, virgin.

Now...run along and go back to drooling over those big dicks in /r/bigdicklovers, homo.

I'll happily answer that.

Ah, so the neck beard lolcow does have some rudimentary reading comprehension skills.

Because I like to have sex (you've heard of it) with women

Just because you say it doesn't make it true. Women don't like small-dicked neck beards, generally speaking, so that automatically puts you out of the running.

Trust me, sex with a woman feels great

You're right, it does. I hope it happens for you one day, virgin.

Now...run along and go back to drooling over those big dicks in /r/bigdicklovers, homo.

Riiiiight, I'm clearly very stupid

yes thats correct

hurr durr!!! So witty, LOL

Pathetic. Your comment is truly pathetic.

hey man, you said it, not me

Hurr hurr! Brilliant humor from a guy who hangs out on... wait for it... /u/drama. Nuff said

So either some random unrelated person just strangely showed up today out of the blue, going crazy doing nothing but posting attacking me all over the place and cross posting it and praising you, and you responded to him sincerely having no idea who it was...

Well...that's exactly what happened, fam.

You were featured in another post here in /r/drama and I saw just how neck beardy you were in the ICEE (capitalized, not lower case) so I searched your posting history and found out just how ridiculous you are, cuz.

Uh huh. So you're claiming you're a complete dipshit who went crazy posting and cross posting repeatedly, all on your own. In other words you just trolled yourself and exposed your moronic and obsessive behavior. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And you created a record of it. LMFAO

No, I'm (factually) claiming you're the complete dipshit. Is this you?

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Oh hey, same person from the ICEE drama.

/u/YoubigdumbSOB come here and explain to me why i shouldn't just smoke a bowl, play some video games and top it off with a nice cold ICEE.

Watch outcome /u/YoubigdumbSOB might tell you that icee is lower cased and then he'll go on and on forever and on different tangents in a euphoric binge of pathologically needing the last word and being right.

marijuana use and playing video games is not for adults

hes right tbf

say that to my face

Also, since when are neckbeards not known for smoking weed and playing video games? Those are practically prerequisites for being a neckbeard. Does that word even mean anything now?

I'd like to preemptively nominate /u/YoubigdumbSOB for lolcow of the year.

/u/UncleSamuel please make a note.

Seconded.

notaters

-UncleSamuel

I'm pretty sure the only baby is the guy who cries about TRP because it's the only semi-interesting thing to rage against in their life. The most pathetic thing is you probably use TRP as a topic in casual conversation, not realising how much of a anti-social dickhead it makes you seem in real life.

Actually, looking at that comment history, you definitely don't go out enough to have casual conversation apart from asking your mum for tendies.

The way he types fucking annoys me. "HAHAHAHAH"

yeah, it's like /u/youbigdumbSOB is still in junior high school. I mean who uses "LOL" un-ironically anymore?

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I love that I'm over here not doing anything, and you're annoying yourself by looking at me, HAHAHA!!!

oooo It's my turn! Gonna act like a dramatic bitch and hit me with "LOL!" and "HAHAH" now? I'm truly blessed. You belong here!

Says the guy who was hanging out here talking shit before I said word one, LOL!! Hahahaha

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