Hello, /r/drama and /r/drama affiliates! Assuming he was not incompetent, what would like the president to do to make America a better country?

2  2017-08-04 by [deleted]

mayocide doesnt count

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Hm. Become trans. It just makes sense

Cut the age that you're covered under your parent's insurance to 18 so your lazy ass would have to get a job or die.

I would like to watch him melt like an ice cream cone on live tv

Did somebody say ##TWOSCOOPS?

Pretty much everyone

Well...I wouldn't say no to a hot night in Melania.

Universal Futanaricare

Ban traps from the army

Deport wetbacks and kebabs

Mayoci

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Uhhhhh...Let me fuck Ivanka.

give me 60 trillion dollars

Make anime illegal.

Launch the full nuclear arsenal at countries that have the capabilities to retaliate. Send two to Japan a few days before, just for the lols.

Implement any of the things he promised to do in the election.

You drive a hard bargain.

Round up all his followers and together take a trip to the Marianus Trench. And stay there.

I was going to say Mars at first, but just in case there are any intelligent life out there, I wouldn't want Trump or his loser fans to be First Contact.

Also something else that could be like useful, like would be banning "like" as a word that people are like allowed to like use like an unnecessary part of phrases and statements.

I've heard about death camps for gays, but it seems he lied about that.