I assure you, I've blasted many woodland creatures in the face with buckshot while hunting. I'm just fine and signfiicantly better human being than /u/SfGiantsPanda
My kids worked at Casey's when they were in their teens (little else to do in rural Iowa) and I assure you it's more accurate than you could ever imagine
Nope not by a long shot. Iowa isn't huge but it's not Nebraska either. We have decent sized towns with pizza places that have been open for decades and know how to make a decent pie.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-04
This, but unironically.
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1 mustg3tbuck 2017-08-04
What in the fuck is Gas Station Pizza?
You buy pizza at a Gas Station? Where is this third world country?
Makes Sense.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
Low life meth heads do, yeah. Civilized Iowans go to a pizza parlor like Happy JoesTM http://happyjoescr.com/
Try the JoGert it's so creamy!
1 SfGiantsPanda 2017-08-04
thx
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
Keep Yourself Safe
This isn't the /r/iowa hugbox you're used to.
1 mustg3tbuck 2017-08-04
Relax, you're from Iowa aswell. You can't be much better than him.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
I assure you, I've blasted many woodland creatures in the face with buckshot while hunting. I'm just fine and signfiicantly better human being than /u/SfGiantsPanda
1 SfGiantsPanda 2017-08-04
Wow is this how you always spend your time?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
When I'm not slaying cucks in /r/shitriowasays or laying out facts in /r/the_iowa yes
1 SfGiantsPanda 2017-08-04
"Slaying cucks"
Do you also frequent T_D?
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
Yep I'm a mod there on my other account.
You may have heard of it in the lore of /r/iowa ?
Ian Patrick?
1 SfGiantsPanda 2017-08-04
never heard of Ian Patrick or your second Reddit account
Sorry
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
That's far from my 2nd account. Like 400th
1 SfGiantsPanda 2017-08-04
Do you do anything besides this? Just wondering.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
Yes, this is just what I do while I'm being paid by the hour
1 mustg3tbuck 2017-08-04
Ok you're arguing with yourself, I'm convinced you two are the same person.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
No, I firmly believe when trolling never to go full retard. So I couldn't impersonate /u/SfGiantsPanda
1 mustg3tbuck 2017-08-04
Post Bussy and Move along.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
My bussy brings all the boys to the yard
1 mustg3tbuck 2017-08-04
Better in the same way that Trump is Better than Clinton.
You're Still both trash.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
At least Iowa went Red for Trump
1 mustg3tbuck 2017-08-04
Ya, So did Kansas.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
Yeah but they just Carry on like a wayward Son. Iowa went for Barrack and now Trump.
1 ieatpussy69 2017-08-04
I find Hy-Vee pizza exceeds expectations
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
Tolerable and better than Casey's ... Not saying much IMO
1 SfGiantsPanda 2017-08-04
Don't knock it till you try it.
Honestly at this point they are a pizza parlor with a gas station attached, not the other way around.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
That extra flavor is the urinal cake, the guy who made the dough forgot to wash his hands after he cleaned up the bathroom
1 SfGiantsPanda 2017-08-04
Man that's all based on fact I bet.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
My kids worked at Casey's when they were in their teens (little else to do in rural Iowa) and I assure you it's more accurate than you could ever imagine
1 izuerial 2017-08-04
It's basically Somalia to be honest. Never go there.
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-08-04
It may however be the best pizza in Iowa.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
Nope not by a long shot. Iowa isn't huge but it's not Nebraska either. We have decent sized towns with pizza places that have been open for decades and know how to make a decent pie.
A gas station counter is not one of them
1 izuerial 2017-08-04
Your state is nothing compared to Nebraska. Worst state in the damn union, every time I cross into Iowa I feel like I've crossed into West Virginia.
We should build a wall to keep Iowans out of our glorious state.
Also our corn is better.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
Nebraska is a fucking shitehole
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-08-04
Hunt's brothers pizza is really fkn good
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
My dad joke was to always call that Cunt Brothers Pizza.
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-08-04
What gives you the right
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
You be quiet back there or I'll give you a right -----
--- and a few lefts too!
1 allkindsofnewyou 2017-08-04
Ok that was pretty good tbh
1 no_frills 2017-08-04
Amerifats were a mistake