People on /r/askreddit get choked up over blowjobs.

38  2017-08-04 by OniTan

26 comments

Don't even try to kinkshame me. My kinks are my business.

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/u/Homeschool-Winner, when you wrote out that longass fucking novel about how oppressed girls who wear chokers are, did you ever stop and think, "maybe I'm a total spoiled little girl who's never known real hardship a day in her spoiled little life?"

Follow up question, can you please kill yourself?

Not a girl, and I have more hardship in my pinky than you do in your entire body.

You are either trying to be funny, or trying to be insulting, and your attempts at both are pretty dismal.

Not a girl, and I have more hardship in my pinky than you do in your entire body.

... what?

You have hardship in your pinkie?

Huh?

You are either trying to be funny, or trying to be insulting, and your attempts at both are pretty dismal.

Says you, guy with the deformed pinkie.

You life is so hard, yet you have time to tell others about how ugly looking chokers aren't meant to signal blow jobs. Da struggle is real right?

Oh and BTW every girl knows, even the young ones. Unless they are straight stupid (and yet even the dumb ones know). Everyone, and I mean pretty much everyone, knows this. Because that's what it means man. Like seriously.

Also why would I feel bad for a chick who figures out chokers = blowjobs? They don't look good and everyone agrees unless they have terrible fashion choices. "Oh heavens to Betsy! Blowey Joeyies can be contrived from neck chokers? I am now ashamed for all of my life!"

Where did that "chockers = blowjobs" thing came from. Could someone explain this fascinating piece of Americana culture

Yeah. As a Canadian I'm a bit confused eh.

Jesus, do you blame your parents every day for being homeschooled? If you had any exposure to girls in high school you might not spend your days writing cringy erotica tearjerkers about the plights of high school girls, you creep.

Hold up, guys! Stop downvoting this faggot. We need him to keep typing and all drama should be upvoted anyway.

I just wandered into this sub. I can't leave.

Welcome home

and I have more hardship in my pinky than you do in your entire body.

Only your pinky is a nigger?

Your attempts at white knighting are definitely a fail here. Keep tipping your fedora for the imaginary m'lady, I promise she will take you out of the friend zone any day now!

300 confirmed hardships with one pinky.

Why don't you head on back to modding that totally PC rule 34 subreddit? Really fighting the oppressors with that one aren't ya.

Lmao what even

Terrible

Lol name checks out! You brought me to where you belong. Why u so judgy? I was enjoying myself. I'm not carrying baggage away from that discussion at all- I just had an argumentative feeling couple days.

Thanks for the chuckle, though! :)

I just had an argumentative feeling couple days

Fuck that was a neckbeardy sentence

So when someone says 'that joke is misogynistic', they're not saying 'you're misogynistic and how dare you', they're saying be careful with your words, because words have power and shape the way we think every day

/u/Ninja_Wallace - THANK YOU!!! Like, PREACH. What you said is so important and impactful and real. Fucking niggers need to understand that words. MATTER.

I ain't even white, though.

Me neither, but posting on /r/drama automatically lands you a spot in the mayocide. Sorry my dude

I'm white and i approve this message! MAYOCIDE THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUSSY™ 🍆💦😩

There should be a reddit bot that goes through your post history and finds the most recent time you were so mad about something that you made an X paragraph post about it, for every possible value of X.

This is great drama, people pay attention

If they didn't want sexuality to become so debased and disrespected they should have not been so against modesty

Thanks for the input, Ahmed.

Why don't you Allah your last Akbar elsewhere, inshallah?

I bet you hit send right as you pulled out of the local goat.

I bet you hit send right as you pulled out of the local goat.

u/Homeschool-Winner if you like chokers so much why don't you come over here and choke on this dick???

They fucking get choked up over anything. Every single thread there is some goddamn sob story about something or other. If I wanted to read depressing shit, i'd just curl up in bed and think about all the shitty stuff i've done in my life thus far.

Chokers were dumb in the 90s and they're dumb now.