/u/Homeschool-Winner, when you wrote out that longass fucking novel about how oppressed girls who wear chokers are, did you ever stop and think, "maybe I'm a total spoiled little girl who's never known real hardship a day in her spoiled little life?"
You life is so hard, yet you have time to tell others about how ugly looking chokers aren't meant to signal blow jobs. Da struggle is real right?
Oh and BTW every girl knows, even the young ones. Unless they are straight stupid (and yet even the dumb ones know). Everyone, and I mean pretty much everyone, knows this. Because that's what it means man. Like seriously.
Also why would I feel bad for a chick who figures out chokers = blowjobs? They don't look good and everyone agrees unless they have terrible fashion choices. "Oh heavens to Betsy! Blowey Joeyies can be contrived from neck chokers? I am now ashamed for all of my life!"
Jesus, do you blame your parents every day for being homeschooled? If you had any exposure to girls in high school you might not spend your days writing cringy erotica tearjerkers about the plights of high school girls, you creep.
Your attempts at white knighting are definitely a fail here. Keep tipping your fedora for the imaginary m'lady, I promise she will take you out of the friend zone any day now!
Lol name checks out! You brought me to where you belong. Why u so judgy? I was enjoying myself. I'm not carrying baggage away from that discussion at all- I just had an argumentative feeling couple days.
So when someone says 'that joke is misogynistic', they're not saying 'you're misogynistic and how dare you', they're saying be careful with your words, because words have power and shape the way we think every day
/u/Ninja_Wallace - THANK YOU!!! Like, PREACH. What you said is so important and impactful and real. Fucking niggers need to understand that words. MATTER.
There should be a reddit bot that goes through your post history and finds the most recent time you were so mad about something that you made an X paragraph post about it, for every possible value of X.
They fucking get choked up over anything. Every single thread there is some goddamn sob story about something or other. If I wanted to read depressing shit, i'd just curl up in bed and think about all the shitty stuff i've done in my life thus far.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-08-04
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1 2autistic2quit 2017-08-04
/u/Homeschool-Winner, when you wrote out that longass fucking novel about how oppressed girls who wear chokers are, did you ever stop and think, "maybe I'm a total spoiled little girl who's never known real hardship a day in her spoiled little life?"
Follow up question, can you please kill yourself?
1 Homeschool-Winner 2017-08-04
Not a girl, and I have more hardship in my pinky than you do in your entire body.
You are either trying to be funny, or trying to be insulting, and your attempts at both are pretty dismal.
1 2autistic2quit 2017-08-04
... what?
You have hardship in your pinkie?
Huh?
Says you, guy with the deformed pinkie.
1 SovietWarfare 2017-08-04
You life is so hard, yet you have time to tell others about how ugly looking chokers aren't meant to signal blow jobs. Da struggle is real right?
Oh and BTW every girl knows, even the young ones. Unless they are straight stupid (and yet even the dumb ones know). Everyone, and I mean pretty much everyone, knows this. Because that's what it means man. Like seriously.
Also why would I feel bad for a chick who figures out chokers = blowjobs? They don't look good and everyone agrees unless they have terrible fashion choices. "Oh heavens to Betsy! Blowey Joeyies can be contrived from neck chokers? I am now ashamed for all of my life!"
1 Chester_Harvester 2017-08-04
Where did that "chockers = blowjobs" thing came from. Could someone explain this fascinating piece of Americana culture
1 chanilastname 2017-08-04
Yeah. As a Canadian I'm a bit confused eh.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-04
Jesus, do you blame your parents every day for being homeschooled? If you had any exposure to girls in high school you might not spend your days writing cringy erotica tearjerkers about the plights of high school girls, you creep.
1 OniTan 2017-08-04
Hold up, guys! Stop downvoting this faggot. We need him to keep typing and all drama should be upvoted anyway.
1 redrobin65 2017-08-04
I just wandered into this sub. I can't leave.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-08-04
Welcome home
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-08-04
Only your pinky is a nigger?
1 lifesbrink 2017-08-04
Your attempts at white knighting are definitely a fail here. Keep tipping your fedora for the imaginary m'lady, I promise she will take you out of the friend zone any day now!
1 sirbadges 2017-08-04
300 confirmed hardships with one pinky.
1 moneyissues11 2017-08-04
Why don't you head on back to modding that totally PC rule 34 subreddit? Really fighting the oppressors with that one aren't ya.
1 Homeschool-Winner 2017-08-04
Lmao what even
1 backltrack 2017-08-04
Terrible
1 JediOfTheShire 2017-08-04
Lol name checks out! You brought me to where you belong. Why u so judgy? I was enjoying myself. I'm not carrying baggage away from that discussion at all- I just had an argumentative feeling couple days.
Thanks for the chuckle, though! :)
1 2autistic2quit 2017-08-04
Fuck that was a neckbeardy sentence
1 2autistic2quit 2017-08-04
/u/Ninja_Wallace - THANK YOU!!! Like, PREACH. What you said is so important and impactful and real. Fucking niggers need to understand that words. MATTER.
1 OniTan 2017-08-04
I ain't even white, though.
1 2autistic2quit 2017-08-04
Me neither, but posting on /r/drama automatically lands you a spot in the mayocide. Sorry my dude
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-08-04
I'm white and i approve this message! MAYOCIDE THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUSSY™ 🍆💦😩
1 strathmeyer 2017-08-04
There should be a reddit bot that goes through your post history and finds the most recent time you were so mad about something that you made an X paragraph post about it, for every possible value of X.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-08-04
This is great drama, people pay attention
1 NewStateof 2017-08-04
If they didn't want sexuality to become so debased and disrespected they should have not been so against modesty
1 2autistic2quit 2017-08-04
Thanks for the input, Ahmed.
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-08-04
Why don't you Allah your last Akbar elsewhere, inshallah?
1 bleasehalb 2017-08-04
I bet you hit send right as you pulled out of the local goat.
1 bleasehalb 2017-08-04
I bet you hit send right as you pulled out of the local goat.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-08-04
u/Homeschool-Winner if you like chokers so much why don't you come over here and choke on this dick???
1 Vansthebunker 2017-08-04
They fucking get choked up over anything. Every single thread there is some goddamn sob story about something or other. If I wanted to read depressing shit, i'd just curl up in bed and think about all the shitty stuff i've done in my life thus far.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-08-04
Chokers were dumb in the 90s and they're dumb now.